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Alright queue the epic music (Preferably Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva [I know I want it. :3])and sit back. It's finally here! The next chapter of 'Of Myths and Legends'! I was really surprised at the amount of interest and favorites the story received, considering I was just goofing off,(It was short and lacked any smut so I expected very little interest. x3) I had no intentions of actually continuing it because, I didn't expect this many people to like it. Hopefully, you guys enjoy it, uhm, if yer underage close your eyes and plug your ears, if not enjoy and lemme know what you think. ^_^

Of Myths and Legends:

Chapter Two: An Understanding

"My business is my own, even if it means my money is not."

-Chance

An annoyingly loud blaring filled the room as Edward's Alarm suddenly went off. He groaned and rolled over swatting aimlessly at the clock trying to silence it. He sat up and finally silenced the infernal beeping and stared at the glowing green numbers. It was morning, definitely. With a sigh and a grunt Edward pulled himself out of bed and dressed. Some ratty oil stained jeans and a thread-bare t-shirt. He eyed the clothes distastefully; maybe it was time to go to a clothing store again.

Edward went down the stairs two at a time into the kitchen and quickly threw some coffee on, flipping the stovetop on as well. He'd completely forgotten about his imaginary dragon from the previous night and was going about everything as he always did. As the large cast iron skillet began to warm up he noticed he had a message on the answering machine and checked it.

"Hey Ed, it's Chance" Edward flinched at the shortening of his name, "I was wondering if you could get those three pieces done for me today, I'd be willing to pay a substantial amount more if you could have them done by... five?" There was a pause, "Anyway, gimme a call back if you can't otherwise I'll see you later. Thanks cowboy!" The machine beeped signaling the end of the message and Edward turned from it and sighed, it was a good thing he'd stayed up so late working on those pieces, he had a chance to get them done today.

He cracked some eggs onto the pan and poured a cup of coffee sipping it as he watched the eggs cook. He wondered idly at the pieces he was making, he didn't know what they were for, Chance, his client, had just given him the schematics for it and he'd gone from there. Edward shrugged; the pieces were so generic looking and were made of such high quality steel; they could be for anything really. And knowing Chance didn't really help, the old man was prior CIA or something like that, definitely an eccentric, the dude had lots of interests and hobbies in his old age.

Edward pulled the skillet off of the burner and quickly dumped the eggs out onto a plate with a piece of toast and some left-over fried grits. He ate the food slowly savoring the flavor as he watched the forest outside slowly light up as the sun began to rise. Finishing breakfast he stood up and stretched again throwing the dishes into the sink and grabbed a small bag of food just in case he didn't want to break for lunch later. He walked to the back door and opened it glancing around outside, he cursed himself realizing he'd left the garage open again, if one of the cats had got in there and knocked stuff over again...

Edward started for the open door and stopped looking down at his feet curiously. Scratched very clearly into the dirt was the word 'hello'. He looked up and around and then back down.

"Weird." He muttered to himself scrubbing a foot over the word to erase it.

Edward walked over into the garage skirting the edge of his project car to get to the tool cabinets. He set the bag of food down on the worktable and began to pull out the tools he needed for these pieces. As he pulled everything out he heard a small chirp from under the workbench, he ignored it; the old wood in here was so damned creaky. He pulled out one of the long cylinders he'd made for Chance; he was almost done, just had to bevel the ends to the right angle. He set the piece into his lathe and began to get it centered and prep it for the crowning.

Something pawed at Edward's leg and he waved it away without even looking,

"Cat, you know you're not allowed in here."

He grabbed his goggles and donned some gloves bringing the lathe up to speed slowly to check his centering job. Gloves, that was a touchy subject, most machinists Edward had worked with preached that gloves were for sissies and people who didn't know what they were doing, but every single one of them was missing a finger. Not something Edward cared to lose, so he wore gloves under the philosophy of 'better safe than sorry' and had never come off the worse for it. Sure he'd still managed to put some drills bits through his hands once or twice, but he'd never decapitated himself.

He set his bevel tool into the post on the lathe and began to turn the wheels bringing the bit closer to the metal, with a quiet screech the metal connected and little flecks and spirals began to fly off of the end of the piece. He stopped for a second and sprayed some oil down on the piece to keep it quiet. Edward stiffened and did his best not to flinch when he felt something lean against his back and a light weight descend upon his shoulder. He willed himself to pay the distraction no mind as he couldn't stop in the middle of a cut without potentially ruining the piece he was working on. Something chirped and burbled in his ear for a moment and then went quiet as he continued the bevel until the outside recess was done.

Edward let out a deep breath as he backed the bit off of the metal and powered the lathe off. Steeling himself he turned his head to look at the talkative object upon his shoulder. Silver dragon's eyes stared back at him from the draconic head perched on his shoulder. He laughed at its expression; one of immense contentment, and off the face of a reptile it looked, well, comical to the man. Then last night's encounter with the beast came rushing back. He scratched under its chin deep in thought and smiled at its happy sound.

"Ah, so it is you again, my imaginary beastie?" He asked it with a smirk, "I may need to go check over the food I've been eating as of late, I'm not usually this crazy." He shook his head, and then listened to the dragon as it huffed and burbled something to him, sounding something like an offended lecture. Edward actually giggled for a moment at the absurdity of the thought of the dragon trying to lecture him on something. It withdrew its head from his shoulder and sat back on its haunches looking up at him.

Edward looked down at it bemusedly,

"What?"

It burbled some more at him and closed its eyes making a cute face as if to finish its point.

Edward sighed,

"Are you hungry?" He asked it.

The dragon looked up at him for a moment and seemed to shake its head slowly. It reared up on its rear legs and easily set its front pair on top of the tall workbench before it nosed at the bag of jerky still up there.

"You're not hungry, but you still want some more jerky?" Edward nearly laughed as it bobbed its head and looked up at him expectantly.

Edward shook his head and grabbed the bag of jerky and opened it. Even if it was a figment of his imagination, there was no use being impolite right? He pulled a large piece out and offered it to the dragon who carefully grasped it between its teeth and promptly set to reducing the jerky into smaller pieces before finally putting one in its mouth and chewing on it slowly.

Edward watched it for a moment amused before he sighed,

"I've got to finish these pieces." He said aloud and turned back to his lathe and continued working on the piece.

The dragon would periodically bring its head up to watch as it chewed on the jerky and then disappear momentarily to retrieve another bit. Edward smiled amused by the figment and he wished greatly that it could have been real, but alas, dragons weren't and even if they were they were supposed to be huge and terrifying, not small and amusing... right?

A few hours passed like this, only the dragon ran out of jerky somewhere within that time period and had declined Edward's offer for more with a shake of its head and some more burbling. Edward actually became used to the dragon using his shoulder as a prop to watch him work, and occasionally it seemed to comment, but Edward couldn't understand a word it said. He broke for lunch and ended up giving half of it to the dragon who ate with gusto and then curled up under the workbench again to sleep.

Several more hours after that Edward finished the pieces and did a little jig happy to be rid of the nuisance of the parts. The dragon chirruped up at him and cocked its head to the side watching him curiously.

"Oh, uhm..." Edward scratched the back of his head self-consciously, "I'm finished?" He laughed, "Haha, No wait, I don't have to explain myself to an illusion!"

Edward had another bout of giggles before the dragon growled its scales standing on end much like a cat's fur. It marched up to him and poked him in the chest with its snout burbling something angrily at him.

Edward looked down at it and stopped laughing, since apparently he'd offended the beast.

"You know I can't understand a word you're saying right?" He asked.

The dragon stopped and looked dumbfounded, as if the thought had never occurred to it before. It stood there for a moment and rambled quietly under its breath, sitting down with a resigned sigh.

Edward eyed the animal for a moment before shrugging and grabbing the three pieces of steel and hauling them out to set in the back of his truck outside. He let the tailgate down and slid the pieces up into the bed before sitting down on the tail gate, letting his legs dangle freely. He sat there for a moment and looked out over the lake nearby; his house was situated on a hill, so it had forest on one side and a gorgeous view of the river-valley on the other. The boaters were out on a sunny day like this, and their noisy little motors buzzed up and down the valley the sound mixing with the birds in the trees around.

He glanced down as the dragon had stalked out of the garage and to his truck; it jumped up onto the tailgate beside him and huffed sitting down to look around. Edward smiled at it, and leaned back on his arms.

"Beautiful ain't it?" He asked looking over at the dragon who turned its head to regard him for a moment.

It garbled something and pointedly turned away from Edward looking back down at the water. Edward reached out to scratch under its chin again but it drew away quickly, one of its horns catching on his hand and drawing a line of red across it.

"Ow, crap!" Edward whipped his hand back to his chest quickly and looked down at it.

The cut was shallow, and only about three inches long, but I burned like he'd poured alcohol all over it. He looked up at the dragon who's ears were back with an apologetic look on its face. It leaned forward to sniff at the cut and then licked it softly, mumbling something meekly. Edward grimaced, and gently pressed the dragons head away from his hand.

"It's just a cut, I'm fine." He reassured it.

Then it hit him... He'd just been injured by a figment of his imagination. Which meant...

"No..." Edward's eyes opened wide and he reached out slowly towards the dragon who flinched but didn't draw away.

His rough callused hand touched its smooth slightly warm scales on its neck and stroked slowly up to its chin. With a small and weak laugh Edward gave it a scratch smiling as its eyes fluttered closed and it purred softly. He rubbed stronger along its jawline and the dragon suddenly opened its mouth wide in a contented yawn displaying its sharp teeth and releasing a small plume of smoke as it churled happily.

Then he drew his hand back quickly, what did he know about dragons? Apparently they were carnivorous, since it had eaten most of the beef jerky he'd given it. How docile or aggressive were they? Would it try to attack him? Surely they're dangerous. Why the hell hasn't anybody ever seen one? A million thoughts flashed through Edward's mind at once as he drew back to look at the dragon, awe in his gaze as it watched him with a curious expression.

He pointed an unsteady, as well as bloody, finger at it.

"You're real." He whispered quietly, the whole thing hitting him like a freight train.

The dragon rolled its silver yes as if saying that should be obvious by now causing Edward to have a fit of the giggles again. He turned away from the dragon and looked down at his hand.

"I'll be right back, Imma get this closed up." He stood as if in a trance and stumbled away still giggling like a loon.

The dragon watched him leave and shook its head wondering why humans were so strange. It slumped forward and let its forepaws dangle off of the tailgate as it watched the surrounding valley with interest. As it sat there one of the man's cats jumped up beside it and regarded it for a moment. The orange and white tomcat was old and had gray about its muzzle his dark amber eyes looked at the dragon for a moment before it stretched and rubbed up against the dragons neck purring. The dragon looked down at the cat shocked, most animals were deathly afraid of even the scent of dragon. It shivered as the cat shed some of its fur off into the dragon's scales and it opened up a wing shooing the feline away with a snort.

The dragon shook itself and licked the fur out from in between its scales grimacing at the taste and texture of the fur. It shook itself and looked towards the house as the man came back out his hand wrapped in white now. He was carrying a pitcher and a pair of glasses with him which he set down on the tailgate with a sigh.

He held out his bandaged hand,

"See? No harm done, that'll heal up in a couple days." He smiled at the creature and then poured a glass of the yellow liquid, "I don't know if dragons like it, but... lemonade?" He offered to the dragon setting the glass down in front of it.

Edward poured himself a glass as the dragon snuffled at the lemonade in front of it before giving it a tentative lap. It snorted and shook its head making an odd sound deep in its throat, then went back for another taste.

Edward grinned,

"It's got a little zing to it I know; but I just don't care for sweet lemonade." He laughed as the dragon screwed its face up before taking another sip and making the same odd noise, "Now don't hurt yourself." Edward admonished eying the dragon.

The dragon stared at him from one eye and stuck the tip of its muzzle into the glass taking a long draught. It swallowed and shook its head like a dog, letting out a long chirrup. Edward laughed and the dragon joined in with the same odd noise as earlier, then he realized that the dragon was laughing too, which made him laugh harder. Feeling brave he wrapped an arm around the dragons shoulders,

"So what brings you here my scaly friend?" He swept an arm out in front of the two of them, "The amazing scenery? The waterfront real estate?" He laughed heartily as the dragon leaned against him a bit. "Ahh, I wish you could talk."

The dragon poked him with its muzzle and burbled something quietly.

"Okay, well I wish you could speak English." He grinned.

The dragon sighed softly and looked out over the landscape for a moment before cocking its head to the side listening. It garbled something again and jumped out of the truck heading inside the garage.

Edward watched after it for a moment and then heard the crunch of gravel under tires as a car pulled up his long driveway coming to a stop beside his truck. It powered off and Chance, a portly, balding man, stepped out with a smiled wide,

"Hey! You never called back so I assume you finished the pieces?" He boomed in a loud voice, the man always seemed far too energetic for his age as he walked over to Edward.

Edward nodded putting on a pleasant face, "Finished about twenty minutes ago, actually." He gestured at the three long cylinders beside him. "Although, it would have been easier to manufacture these if you'd told me what they were for."

Chance frowned, "That's not your concern."

Edward shrugged, "I guess not..." He trailed off and took a sip of the lemonade.

Chanced noticed the second glass and beamed widely, "You brought out a cup for me too? You know how to treat your customers right Ed." He picked the glass up and promptly poured himself a glass.

"Uhm, actually..." Edward raised a hand to object but Chance cut him off.

"What? You have another visitor? I don't see any cars besides yours and everyone around here knows you live alone up here on the hill." He took a sip of the lemonade and screwed up his face, "Whoa! What is this?" He looked at the cup closely, "It's not lemonade; it tastes smoky almost."

Edward laughed,

"No it is lemonade. But like I tried to say, I didn't bring that glass out for you." He picked up the cylinders and walked them over to Chances little pick-up truck setting them down in the back.

"How much I owe you Ed?" Chance asked taking one last skeptical look at the glass before setting it back down on Edward's tailgate.

Edward sighed, "Hundred twenty, I think is what we agreed on before."

Chance nodded, "Two-hundred it is, for getting it done so quickly!" He produced two one hundred dollar bills and handed them to Edward with a smile and a salute. "I appreciate it, and I'd stay and chat, but my wife's probably wondering why I've been gone so long already."

Edward nodded and bid the man farewell as he hopped in his truck and backed back down the driveway before rumbling off down the road. Edward sighed and looked down at the money in his hand, it didn't make sense; trading good steel and hard work for paper, but such is the world we live in. He placed the bills in his wallet and sighed walking back to the house, he stopped as the dragon poked its head out from the garage and rumbled inquisitively.

"What?"

The dragon burbled again and shook its head coming out of the garage and following Edward to the front door. He paused with his hand on the doorknob looking down at the dragon.

"I don't know if I should let you inside, are dragons house-trainable?"

The dragon stared at him with a hard expression and snorted. Edward shrugged and opened the door allowing the dragon to follow him inside. It quickly became engrossed in examining the objects inside the computer room as Edward sat down in front of the keyboard and monitor. He pulled his wallet out and took the money he'd received from chance depositing it into a safe under the desk.

Edward logged on into the computer and began recording the data into the computer, the hours he worked, materials used and the money he'd made. As he typed away the dragon walked over and watched his fingers dance across the keyboard, it chirruped excitedly as it looked up at the screen and watching the letters appear. Edward ignored it for the most part until it snaked its tail around and pressed the 'c' key. It sounded even more excited as the letter popped up on the screen, but Edward just brushed its tail away trying to finish his work. The dragon kept trying to press the keys down and Edward kept shooing it away trying to finish his work, but it kept coming back eventually pressing its head into his side with a small whine.

At last he relented opening up a blank document and looked down at the almost black dragon,

"Fine, here, type away you silly thing." He leaned back and watched amused as it pressed the keys down one at a time carefully looking back up at the screen with each press. Edward watched as it grew more excited and typed for a minute more. He smiled to himself amused that the creature could amuse itself so easily. What did it think it was doing? He noticed the dragon looking up at him seeming to expect something. He looked back into its silver eyes,

"What?" He asked.

The dragon pointed with its muzzle to the screen and Edward looked up. He looked at the screen uncomprehending for a moment then, his jaw dropped. The black letters against the white background seemed to burn into his mind as he read them.

'You're the silly one... Perhaps you can understand me now?'

Edward gawked at the computer and looked down at the dragon, "You understand English? And write it? B-but..." He trailed off,

The dragon typed at the keyboard getting a little quicker as it went along, 'Yes Ed, I am intelligent. I'm not an animal, I'm a dragon. Your words are harsh on my tongue, but I understand them quite well.'

Edward nodded and sighed, "Please don't call me Ed. It's Edward, or nothing else."

'Fine then, Mr. Nothing Else. Spare me the trivialities.'

Edward laughed and shook his head looking down at the dragon with wonder,

"Where did you come from? And how do you know our language?"

The dragon sighed and began typing on the keyboard again rearing up on its hind legs to use its dexterous forepaws.

'You are quite daft.'

Edward scoffed, "Apparently. I'm very daft to think dragons aren't real. And especially daft to think they don't understand English!"

'Would you prefer French mon ami?'

"Wha? No one's ever even seen a dragon! Especially not a French one!"

'Humans are not hard to hide from. Noisy creatures.' The dragon sniffed.

Edward was quiet for a moment, "Why are you here then?"

The dragon quit typing and turned around to look up at him. It poked his chest with its muzzle and mumbled softly.

"Don't want to tell me eh?"

The dragon shook its head and nuzzled his belly softly as Edward leaned back in his chair. He scratched under its chin, and it purred quietly before turning around to type at the keyboard again.

'I'll tell you w-' the power went out midway through the dragon's sentence and it squawked indignantly as it turned to look at Edward.

He shrugged,

"I can't make it come on with the power out." He sighed, "I need to go buy some gas for the generators."

Edward stood and stretched as the dragon made a sad sound looking forlornly at the black screen,

"Whelp. I need a shower and the water pump at least has a backup power source. I might as well use the hot water while I can, no telling how long the power'll be out."

He walked to the bathroom grabbing a towel on the way, the dragon followed and he looked down at it.

"You stay out here and behave yourself. If you're hungry there's plenty of fruit in the pantry and water bowls for the cats if you're thirsty." He smiled as he closed the bathroom door behind him.

The dragon sat back on its haunches with a huff and stared icily at the door as it listened to the man undress and turn the water on. It sat there for a minute fuming and grumbling to itself before it noticed the door handle. This one, unlike the others in the house was an actual handle, not a knob. It regarded the handle with a reserved expression before reaching up with its head and pressing the thing down. With a quiet click the door came open and the sound of splashing water grew louder. The dragon poked its head into the dim bathroom; there was only one window and it was shuttered darkly; off to the dragon's right was the shower. It stepped in slowly and carefully closing the door quietly behind it.

It sat flat on the floor for a moment and let its eyes adjust to the dark lighting before it stood again and crept over to the shower. It poked its head up underneath the curtain and then slid its entire body into the shower. Edward was sitting on the floor of the shower under the sheets of water coming down on him with his knees tucked up to his chin. His back was turned to the dragon and it silently slid along the floor of the shower until it was right behind him. It tilted its head back and closed its eyes enjoying the warm water against its scales.

Slowly the dragon lowered its head down onto Edward's shoulder; he stiffened and then turned to look at the dragon,

"How did you?" He trailed off and shrugged sliding over to offer space under the warm water, "You do know it's impolite to interrupt someone's shower."

The dragon laughed in it peculiar way and stepped under the water beside the human and stuck it's head up towards the showerhead opening its mouth a little to taste the water as it ran in rivulets down its sparkling scales. Edward looked over at the dragon and sighed letting his legs down to reach out and stroke the dragon's neck softly. It arched itself into his hand much like a cat as he ran his hand up over its smooth scales marveling at the dark color; like the midnight sky, only with tiny light refractions inside each scale. He continued to rub its neck slowly and smiled as it began to purr.

After a few moments the dragon lowered its head and opened its eyes to look at Edward. It stared at him intently unblinking. Edward simply took the moment to study the creature's eyes; they were odd, somewhere in between cat slits and the more human round pupils. The silver color actually had small dark purple flecks in it if one looked closely, and the eyes themselves sparkled with an uncanny and calculating intelligence, or maybe that was just Edward's imagination. After a few more seconds he shifted becoming a little self-conscious at the beast's unwavering scrutiny.

Just when Edward was about to say something the dragon blinked and moved forward nuzzling at his chest with a small churr. It burbled inquisitively up at him looking through one eye at his face and Edward shrugged uncomprehendingly. Its tongue darted out and licked at his skin pulling at the hair lightly as it passed over. The dragon slid closer slowly and Edward eyed it wondering what it was up to, it nuzzled farther down his chest to his belly and licked his bellybutton softly, placing a paw on his thigh possessively.

Edward sighed as the dragon continued to dote it's attentions upon his abdomen and stared off into space ignoring it for the most part as he tried to think of what to do with the creature. It was a dragon, he couldn't exactly call animal control and tell them he had a dragon on his property, and it was definitely a bad idea to contact any of the scientific community, he shuddered at the thought of the dragon spread across a dissection table with its insides all meticulously disassembled. But all the same he probably shouldn't keep it, it was a dragon; weren't they supposed to be dangerous? It definitely had sharp teeth, and it probably could breathe fire judging by the plume of smoke it'd emitted earlier. As for feeding the creature, that probably wouldn't cost any more than feeding the horses he used to have as long as it was already a full-grown dragon. Weren't they supposed to be huge? He looked back down at the animal for a moment; what was to be known about a mythological creature? Edward looked away from the dragon again and sighed once more contemplating what to do.

He gasped as quite suddenly the dragon shoved its muzzle up under his balls and took a long slow lick up the underside of his sack and up to his shaft. He jumped and looked down at it,

"What the he-uhhrrgh..." He groaned as the dragon closed its warm mouth around his entirety and licked along his privates. He leaned forward and closed his eyes for a moment enjoying the sensation, before they snapped back open. A dragon! Sucking on my dick!? He gently tried to push the dragon away and it growled softly for a second before relenting and pulling back to look up at him. Edward shuddered seeing all the sharp teeth that had just surrounded his perishables. The dragon garbled something at him and leaned down to take a quick lick at Edward's hardening cock. He pushed it away again,

"Okay stop." He held up his hand, "First, I don't have sex with people I've just met. Actually I've never had sex really, second, not in the shower with the power out, third, I really don't have sex with animals, and fourth, especially not with creatures that don't exist." He counted his reasons off on his fingers trying to ignore his aching member, as the tease had been enough to bring him to full mast.

The dragon seemed to shrug and burbled something at him quietly before leaning down and nipping at his manhood gently making the man gasp. Before he could push it away the dragon quickly wrapped its muzzle around the tip of his cock and sucked on it gently making Edward flinch and groan again closing his eyes. He reached down to grab the dragon's head but it growled again and tightened its jaw to the point where its teeth prodded at his fragile skin and he eased his hands back looking down at the dragon with a frown. What it could do with those teeth so easily.

"Did you even here a word I said?" He asked indignantly doing his best not to moan and sigh at the pleasure or recoil at the imminent danger to his unspeakables.

The dragon stopped lapping at the head of his shaft and drew back making a smug face looking up at him before it uttered one short sound that sounded suspiciously like 'no' before it took another long lick at his member. He sighed and put a hand to his reddened face and looked away,

"I'm being orally raped by a dragon." He muttered to himself.

The dragon suddenly bristled and pulled away from him mumbling something crossly and turned away from him. It growled and rumbled to itself angrily, and Edward almost laughed at it but held it back.

"Well!? What would you call it?"

The dragon snapped something at him and then growled softly.

Edward sighed "Seriously though, why?"

The dragon looked over its shoulder and garbled something.

"You've known me for a day and a night." The rest of his sentence died in his mouth as the dragon shook its head vigorously at the statement, "What you've known me longer? Have you been spying on me or something?" The dragon's ears went back and it let out a soft mournful sound before it nodded. "Urg..." Edward pressed his fingers to his temples massaging them as he got a headache.

His penis was still rock-hard between his legs and rather hard to ignore which was annoying to Edward as he tried to piece this creature out. It had been watching him, apparently, and had suddenly just decided to reveal itself to him to give him a blowjob? Seriously?

"Look dude, I don't even know if you're male or fe-" his words died in his throat again as the dragon thrust its, no, her, tail up and exposed her slit to him. She burbled something over her shoulder as if to ask him to ask his question again.

"Ahm..." Edward averted his gaze from the strip of pink flesh up under the dragon's tail. "Well, that's actually kind of hot..." He murmured not realizing he was voicing his thoughts out loud. "It answers my question though..." He mumbled. He wouldn't admit it, but the fact the dragon was female and not male made Edward feel immensely better about the situation as a whole.

The dragoness's ears perked up at the words and turned around slowly studying the man's face carefully gauging his reactions and weighing his words. Edward shook his head trying to clear the thoughts that had randomly popped into his head without his bidding. The dragon had leaned forward until its face was inches from Edward's; he looked up at her cautiously. Suddenly she pressed her scaly lips to his in a kiss tilting her head to the side and opening her jaws a little.

"Mmph!" Edward's eye went wide and he didn't do anything for a few seconds but then he sighed. What the heck, dragons have never existed in the first place, and she seems pretty determined, so why not.

Slowly he pressed back into the kiss and opened his mouth a little getting a taste of the dragon's smoky saliva. He closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment, even if it was strange and possibly taboo. Edward's inhibitions dropped quickly as the dragon reached her front paws up and tried her best to massage at his chest. The dragoness's tongue lapped across his lips slowly and sensuously making Edward shiver at the alien sensation of such a long tongue against his lips. After a few more moments the dragoness broke the kiss and pulled away to look at him questioningly.

Edward sucked in a deep breath and let out a soft sigh.

"Yeah?" he asked her.

She mumbled something and then nuzzled his face gently still murmuring softly.

Edward smiled softly at the dragon's attentions, he couldn't deny it was actually rather endearing. She murmured something else and slowly nuzzled down his chest and belly to his erection; she lightly pressed her forepaws around it, before she looked up at him inquisitively. Edward sucked in a breath recognizing her question. Two voices battled in his head; she's a dragon! She's also female. But she's a dragon! She apparently wants it. She's an effing dragon! It'll be amazing. He let out a quiet sigh and quickly threw his inhibitions to the wind, who knows, it wasn't everyday a dragon came along to have a sexual relationship with little ole' him.

He nodded slowly and smiled at the dragon's happy sounding trill, and then he moaned softly her warm tongue wrapping around his length slowly, squeezing lightly at his hard flesh. Her paws went lower and kneaded softly at his balls lazily; her claws made Edward flinch though,

"Mind the claws if you would." He murmured softly looking down at the dragon.

She murmured something in response and tickled his testicles with her claw tips before sheathing them and just rubbing his sack idly with her palms. Then she opened her mouth and placed her warm maw over his entire length encasing it in a slick prison. Edward groaned and leaned back the pleasure exploding behind his eyes as he closed them. She licked up and down the underside of his shaft staring up at him to measure his reactions as she serviced his rod slowly. Edward gasped and groaned quietly as her tongue worked wonders against his cock, it was better than all of his fantasies put together, even if it was coming from a dragon. He looked down again at the dragon whose snout was pressed into the dark patch of curly hair right above his privates.

Just when he thought it couldn't get any better the dragon started to suck lightly on his shaft as she drew her head back slowly, pressing her tongue up against his sensitive underside.

Edward closed his eyes and sucked in a breath,

"Where the hell did you learn this?" He whispered quietly as he shivered lightly.

The dragon seemed to smile around his penis as she began to bob her head faster, her tongue flicking along the underside of his shaft enjoying the slightly salty taste of his skin. She murred quietly and looked up at the man's face with a smirk, he looked completely enraptured. Edward curled his body forward over her head a little as she sped up; the electric jolts of pleasure were wondrous. From the soft and slightly slickened feeling of her tongue dragging up and down his length, to the tight suction she'd created with her muzzle, she was exquisite.

Her soft purring vibrated a little against the head of his cock and Edward groaned again his hands finding their way down to stroke at the dragon's cheeks lightly. As her purring increased in intensity Edward couldn't help it, his hips began to jerk at random intervals as his pleasure heightened. It felt like his rod was shooting electric bolts up his spine with every shift of her mouth or tongue, she was effectively driving the man mad with pleasure. The dragon's eyes widened a little as he actually began to thrust in earnest into her maw and she growled softly closing her eyes and bobbing her head in time with his thrusts. She smiled to herself knowing he was close as she wrapped her paws around his testicles and tugged them gently making Edward grunt.

Edward was in a hot wet prison and was beginning to lose it as his orgasm was approaching, little twinges and flashes of pleasure beginning from within his pelvis and traveling outward to the rest of his body. His mind was hazy and all he could think of was the pleasure that was so close, building up and about to blow. He'd be lost in white waves of bliss in just a few seconds and it would be bett- his train of thought abruptly ended just as quickly as the pleasure did. His eyes shot open and he looked down at the dragon.

She looked immensely pleased at his expression of shock and she lapped at his shaft once just to tease him. She knew he was ready to pop, she'd felt the muscle spasms at the very beginning of his orgasm and had stopped at just the right moment. She growled something lustily at him and teasingly circled her tongue around the head of his shaft watching his expressions.

"What? Do you want me to beg for it?" Edward gasped quietly, it wouldn't take much just one or two more good sucks and he'd blow, his cock literally hurt because of how hard it was now. His eyes widened at the dragon's smile and nod. He groaned internally, "Please?" He asked her quietly.

She pawed at his erection idly and looked up at him with a slightly bored expression from his answer.

"Please will you bring me to climax? God I need this." He gasped out trying to just get her to finish him.

The dragon grinned widely and growled something teasingly at him.

"Oh god." Edward sighed heavily, "Please just let me get off! You mouth it's so warm and your tongue so agile, just engulf me with it again and bring me a climax please" He grinned a little and added teasingly, "-oh mighty dragon."

The dragon seemed to shrug a little before she lunged at his meat swallowing the thing back into her mouth tightly moving fast and sucking hard. Edward yelled above her and she smiled again as she felt his rod spasm within he mouth.

His seed spurted into her mouth with moderate force and she quickly coated her tongue in the flavor enjoying it as she closed her eyes. The dragon purred throatily as he gave her about four strands of the thick white seed. She opened her eyes slowly, slightly disappointed with the amount he'd had to give, but hey, he was only human. She still smiled, content to have brought him to the cusp and onward to his pleasure.

Edward was shocked at the suddenly engulfing feeling, almost immediately followed by a rushing pressure that built slowly from the base of his shaft as if felt like it swelled before bursting into the white-hot pleasure of climax. He yelled as the feeling seized his entire body as his seed squirted into the dragon's mouth quickly in a few bursts. It was amazing, indescribable, heavenly, and positively exquisite to the point of pain, it was also over far too soon.

The pleasure faded quickly, leaving Edward muddled and groggy, his whole body shivered lightly in the afterglow. He felt like he'd run a mile and then jumped into a cool lake of some carbonated drink as his skin tickled lightly in a pleasurable way. He looked down at the dragon as she was licking the last bits of his emissions from her teeth; she trilled up at him happily and shot up his body to kiss him deeply and hard. Edward grunted, the contact of lips on lips felt like a miniature orgasm by itself and he smiled into it closing his eyes as he twisted his head to the side still kissing her.

"That..." He gasped between the breaks of their contact, "Was incredible... a million... times better... than I have ever-Mmph! Okay-" He gently pressed her face away effectively breaking the kiss so he could breathe, "Way better than I've ever imagined." He finally managed to gasp.

The dragon merely smiled and burbled quietly sounding like 'I told you so'. Edward smiled at the creature and gave her a tight hug. The two sat like that with the water still coursing over their bodies in sheets. Edward's brain began to process what'd just happened idly, he'd gotten a blowjob from a dragon, and it was fucking fantastic. He mulled over these thoughts for a minute, it was a little weird, but so worth it. Also, he glanced down at the purring dragon; she seems to have enjoyed herself as much as I did really. He cursed as the water suddenly went cold ending his thought train and the dragon chirruped jumping out of the shower quickly. Edward stood and fumbled with the shower-knobs, his hands were already numb from the orgasm, and the cold was not helping. Finally he got the water turned off and he stepped out of the shower slowly still a little shaky on his feet.

He laughed seeing the dragon had jumped into the towel closet and was buried into the fabric quite deep. She crawled out slowly having effectively dried the freezing water off of her; she trilled up at the man quietly as he grabbed a towel began to dry off. She watched him closely as he moved the cloth over his body and rubbed the water away. The dragon admired his body lazily. He was tall and lithe but he was also well toned, his muscle pulling and stretching under his slightly tanned skin, "he'd make a good dragon" she idly thought to herself.

After he was dry he began to dress again, noticing the dragon watching him closely, he grinned at her and then jumped as she slapped his butt with her tail. She laughed in her dragony way as he jumped and then she chirped excitedly at him.

Edward grinned, down at the dragon.

"You know, I still wish you could speak. I'd like to know your name."

The dragon smiled up at him,

"My name is Amante, silly." She spoke in slow, clear English.

Okay! Whelp that's done! ^___^

Have some oral smex with an effing dragon! Just uhm... don't tell your mother what you've been doing. Once again, I have no intentions of actually continuing this, I may or may not; (I leave it up to you guys, if it generates some interest I'll definitely continue it. If not... Well I may still continue, it just won't be a priority.) This was surprisingly easy to write right up until the dragon got into the shower. Meh, I'm just not good or used to writing pronz even after the few I've written before. Mebbe it'll get easier to write, mebbe not. Whatever the case, thanks for reading, comment, fav, douse the story in cum, whatever floats your boat, just lemme know if you liked it or not.

Now then, I'm sure you're all sick of listening to me banter so, peace out!

-AZR