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"This is the place," Kevin said to himself as he checked the directions to Neil's new house. Kevin was a fairly tall and well muscled anthro panther in his mid twenties. He was supposed to attend a house warming for his friend Neil, an average sized anthro deer that had just moved into a much larger house following a big promotion at work. Kevin did not think of himself as stupid, but Neil could make him feel that way sometimes. It was not that Neil did it on purpose; it was just that the deer was brilliant and slightly eccentric. He had a bad habit of playing the occasional prank as well. Those could get extremely annoying for various reasons during the prank, but they were usually fun to look back on.

There were three cars in front of Neil's house. That meant Mike and Clare were probably here already. Kevin stepped out of his car and padded up to the doorway. Before he could knock on the door he heard it unlock. It opened and Clare, a tigress about a head shorter than Kevin, opened the door. "Hey Kevin, I saw you pulling up. Come on in." Kevin noticed that Clare was carrying a couple trays of food. It looked like she was using all of her feline grace not to drop them since she must have shifted everything over to one arm in order to open the door.

"Here, why don't you let me grab a couple of those?" asked Kevin.

"Thanks, here take this," Clare said as she motioned in the direction of a plate she was carrying in the crook of her arm. Kevin took the plate and while he was looking down at the plate Clare's tail caught his attention. It had a little twitch to it that Kevin recognized. She did not know that she did this, but it was a dead giveaway that there was a prank she knew about and Kevin was more than likely the target of that prank. He followed her into a room with a large television mounted on the wall. There had been boxes all over the house, but it looks like setting up his entertainment center is what took priority here. Neil and Mike are sitting down on a couch and greet Kevin on his way in.

"Didn't hear you come in," said Mike, a short rabbit with incredibly well maintained white and black fur.

"Nice to see you could make it over," said Neil.

"Hi guys. Looks like you were about to start the party without me." Kevin noticed Mike was trying to suppress a smile. That meant he was in on the prank too. There was not much around that Neil should be able to use in a prank, so Kevin was not that worried. As it turns out nothing happened as they all started to eat and watch a movie. It was not until too late that Kevin noticed everyone was avoiding a certain dip. Then a tent started to form in Kevin's red shorts as he started to get an erection. "Alright, what was in that dip and how long is this supposed to last?" Kevin asked as he pointed toward his shorts.

Clare and Mike chuckle while Neil explains what is happening, "I put a little something I came up with in my spare time back at the lab in the dip."

"Wait! I remember you telling me something about this a couple of weeks ago. Didn't you say it made the lab rats explode after half an hour?" Kevin asked incredulously.

Neil just coughed and said, "I corrected that problem a while ago. But, the affects will last for about 24 hours my friend."

"24 hours! What am I going to do if somebody notices this? My boss is a woman you know. What if she calls me in for a private meeting and I have to end up explaining this to her?"

Clare decided to answer this time. "I've seen what you have to offer before Kevin. If worse comes to worse you could always beat somebody into submission with that thing. One hit from that and they would be at your mercy."

"Yeah, very funny Clare. It looks like I'll be using a sick day or two." Kevin was serious about that. He certainly had no plans of walking around in public in the condition that he was in. This probably would be a good one to look back on though. Still, he would not be able to let this one go. Kevin would have to find a way to get them back for this one. Clare and Mike should be easy enough, but getting Neil back would be much more difficult. Kevin was still willing to endure the jokes his friends were making for the rest of the party, but after the movie was over he decided it might be best to just go home for now.

It was hard to think of ways to prank Neil. He was just to smart to fall for anything too simple. Kevin also found that he was getting a little groggy on the drive home. Thinking was getting to be really difficult. At one point he nodded off and did not wake up until he heard a car horn blaring. Kevin had managed to drift onto the wrong side of the road and barely had enough time to avoid a head on collision. After that little incident Kevin pulled over to the side of the road. He stepped out of his car and started to pace around, hoping this would help to wake him up. It was not working. In fact, just the opposite was happening. Kevin felt like he was going to pass out and started to walk back to his car so he could at least fall asleep in the back seat. He never made it to his car. Instead, he passed out on his feet and rolled down a small hill into a ditch. In his last moments of semi consciousness Kevin noted that his foot had fallen into a small stream. He wanted to move the foot, but he just did not have the energy to do it.

Kevin would remain there for the rest of the day. Passing motorists just thought the car had broken down. Nobody saw Kevin on the side of the road during the day. As night came Kevin was still passed out, but something did start to happen. Kevin's clothes started to get tighter around his body and that caused him to growl silently in his sleep until the clothes burst apart. People who drove by on this road noticed a new hill on the side of the road next to an abandoned car. It was so dark out that they thought it was just their eyes playing tricks on them and they drove by without a second thought.

Kevin did not wake up until early the next morning. He opened his eyes and everything was so blurry he could not tell where he was. Then he tried waving his hand in front of his eyes. If he did not know that it was his own hand moving in front of him he would not have been able to make out what the black blur in front of his face was. Something else was bothering Kevin as well. It took a couple of seconds for him to realize he could not hear anything. He had passed out outdoors. There should be birds or cars, something. It looks like Neil had not worked out all of the problems with his little formula. Kevin reached down to see if he still had the one symptom he was supposed to. When he did touch his still exposed and erect member he realized his shorts were no longer on him. He started to feel his body and discovered all of his clothes were gone. Kevin was really puzzled about how that had happened. It was possible he had been robbed in his sleep. Then Kevin remembered his foot falling in a stream. His foot was totally dry and Kevin tried to feel around for the stream but he could find nothing but a trickle of water that was barely large enough to get the tip of his finger wet.

An extra cell phone was in the glove compartment of Kevin's car and he tried to get back to his car. One passing motorist thought he must be dreaming as he saw a giant panther on the side of the road. He only slowed down briefly to gawk at it before speeding away as fast as he could when the panther started walking toward the road. Since Kevin could not hear or see well he did not notice the small vehicle speed away. What he did notice was something small and crunchy get crushed beneath one of his toes. The driver that had speed away thought the owner of that broken down car must be really unfortunate to have his car destroyed beneath that monster's toe. He thought of alerting the authorities about the monster, but decided he did not want to be laughed at as he drove away from that thing as fast as he could.

Kevin felt his paw touch concrete. He thought he had reached the street again, but the concrete cracked and caved in under his weight. It would be ridiculous if a street collapsed under the weight of one person like that so Kevin figured he had just come across something else. That was confirmed when he took another step and his foot was touching the dirt again. The road was much wider than that. Another step forward and there was another weird sensation beneath his paw. It felt sort of like leaves and twigs snapping. A few more steps forward and Kevin could not even locate the hill he had rolled down. He walked back to the brittle concrete he had found and started to follow it. Surely somebody would notice him stumbling around and give him a hand eventually.

Of course people noticed Kevin. It was hard not to notice a 500 foot tall panther with a massive erection walking down the street. Motorists were veering off the road to keep from being crushed under paw. People were calling local authorities only to be told that it was a little too early for them to be drinking. One person was completely stunned at the sight of the panther and did not start to get out of his path in time to avoid him. One paw came down right in front of the car and the driver ran right into it. The air bag was the only thing that saved the driver while Kevin did not even notice the impact. There was another surprise for the driver as Kevin took another step causing the car wedged against his toe to flip through the air before landing right side up by some miracle. The driver stumbled out of the car on wobbly legs, but was totally fine and watched as the panther walked on in the direction of Warrenton City.

It did not take long before people in Warrenton could see Kevin. News helicopters were quickly scrambled to the scene. Once Kevin was all over the daily news the police were finally forced to respond to the giant panther in their midst. They were having a difficult time trying to make it past the traffic though. Everyone was trying to get away from Kevin as he approached and they had long since stopped paying attention to which side of the street they were supposed to be driving on to travel in the opposite direction of Kevin. Some people had even started going off road in order to escape. That was the smart thing to do for many of them since Kevin was placing one paw in front of the other to make sure he did not lose the thin strip of cement he was walking on. His broad feline paws were able to span nearly the entire width of the street he was walking down. People that were stuck in traffic started to abandon their cars as traffic came to a halt. Not everyone was smart enough to do this though and a few people were just plain stuck in their cars. Kevin thought somebody had dropped a bunch of aluminum foil on the ground when he reached the backed up traffic. Cars and people that had not escaped yet were flattened with each step Kevin took.

A police barricade was formed about a mile outside of the city. They started shouting orders for Kevin to stop where he was. If it were not for Kevin's total hearing loss he would have listened to them. He was not a cruel person after all. What the police saw was a giant monster trampling vehicles and people without the slightest care, in fact, the erection the panther was sporting made it seem like he was getting some sort of sick satisfaction out of what he was doing. It was clear to them that the panther meant to cause them harm, so they started firing. Kevin felt tiny impacts against his body, but his thick fur and hide was able to prevent the relatively weak weapons the police were using from doing any harm. To Kevin it seemed like he had walked into a swarm of gnats and he started waving his hands to get them to go away. Then disaster struck for the police. Kevin stepped on an abandoned oil tanker. His paw flew out from underneath him as the oil gushed out of the crushed container and he started to fall forward. The majority of the police barricade was beneath Kevin's chest as he fell. Over half of the force sent to stop Kevin wound up as a stain in his fur and the survivors just stared in shock at what the panther had just done. Kevin, having no clue about what had just happened, simply stood back up and brushed pieces of vehicles and bodies out of his fur. Then he continued into Warrenton unopposed.

The city was in a state of panic by the time Kevin reached it. Streets were so clogged with people that vehicles could not get anywhere. Kevin could not hear the chaos beneath him as he continued walking and hoping someone would help him. The first time he stepped on a group of people he thought he had stepped on a bunch of bugs. It was possible someone had dropped a bunch of food on the ground and that ants were swarming all over the area. There was something that did not feel right about these bugs though. For some reason they seemed a little less crunchy than any bugs Kevin had ever stepped on. Instead, they were much squishier. It was almost like they did not have any exoskeletons.

Kevin noticed that the cement had finally widened as well. There was also a lot more stuff on the ground. This was a good and bad thing as far as Kevin was concerned. It meant he might finally be getting somewhere, but it would also be easier for him to get turned around here. Tiny things started to crumble beneath his paws. Kevin could not possibly know he was crushing buildings and the people in those buildings. All Kevin did know was that those bugs were everywhere. He started to think that he was stepping on anthills. Kevin thought that they might be trying to swarm him. If he was scared of bugs this would be a nightmare. But, since he was not, he did not mind stepping on a few bugs as he searched for help.

Far beneath Kevin's attention people tried in vain to escape the feline titan. That was difficult to do since the giant seemed to be wandering around at random. There did not seem to be any logic behind the panther's movements to the people. The panther would walk in one direction and then he would start walking in another. There were many occasions when people thought they had managed to avoid getting underfoot only to find a padded paw hovering above them. The people wondered what had they done to earn this panther's ire or if it was just some cruel creature using them for his own pleasure. It never occurred to anyone that this was all just a horrible accident.

Meanwhile, a few miles outside of Warrenton, Neil was settling down to watch the news. He recognized his panther friend immediately, and then he picked up the phone and called his workplace. "Hey Janice, you remember that new chemical we were working on. Yes, the one that causes the really long erections. Did we ever test that on any felines? No, we didn't." Neil looked at the screen and he was easily able to tell that Kevin's eyes were unfocused and by the way his ears were not moving at all he doubted his now giant friend could hear. "I've just conducted a couple of tests on them myself. I think we might want to include a warning label for felines. The warnings should read that they will suffer temporary loss of sight and hearing. They may also experience some...moderate growth."

In the city Kevin was really starting to get frustrated. It felt like somebody should have seen him by now. Kevin thought somebody might be getting a good laugh out of his situation right now. Then he walked right into a skyscraper. His member had managed to spear the building. Kevin tried to pull his cock out of the building, but he found he was stuck. This was really embarrassing. Kevin thought he would have died if anyone was around to see him get his cock stuck in something. He got a hold of what his member was stuck in and he found that it was too flat to be something made by animals. That meant he had run into something artificial, but he could not figure out what it was through touch alone. It was pretty brittle though. Things were breaking off of it after the slightest touch. Of course, the glass on the building was not able to hold up against his touch and shards of glass started falling to the ground below giving people another source of danger to avoid. Kevin tried to get his cock free again. If somebody was around it would probably look like he was humping whatever his cock was stuck in. Since nobody was stopping him he decided to continue.

Kevin could feel more of the bugs inside of whatever this thing was. This might be some type of abandoned facility that he had never seen before. That would explain why everything was so brittle. Some of the bugs were crawling on and around his member and it was a little stimulating. It should not have been enough to do anything to him, but since he was already being affected by a chemical he felt himself about to climax. If these bugs did not stop soon then he was going to...too late. His seed started pouring out and Kevin could feel some of it bouncing off of walls and around his cock, washing many of the bugs away. That also provided enough lubrication that Kevin was finally able to pull himself out of the structure.

Kevin stumbled backwards when he suddenly slipped out of the building and thought he was about to regain his balance when he stepped on an especially thick group of bugs. His paw slipped on the remains of what was crushed beneath him and he fell backwards. He fell against another structure which was a lot taller than he was, but it still started to fall over. Now Kevin really hoped this place was abandoned because he was making an awful mess. It was just too bad Kevin did not realize how bad that mess was as people found out how much damage 1000 feet of glass, concrete, and steel as well as a 500 foot tall panther could do when they fell over. The skyscraper cut off the escape paths of many people and destroyed a few blocks worth of lesser structures as it fell. Kevin did not do as much damage. For one thing he was smaller than the skyscraper. He also managed to fall on his rear instead of on his back. There has not a single structure that could survive for long against the sudden application of his weight.

Kevin landed hard enough on his rear. Those bugs were absolutely everywhere. If he did not land on an object then he landed on a group of bugs. He even felt of few of them that had somehow managed to survive him falling on them trying to crawl out from under him. One that had fallen beneath his sheath was having an especially difficult time. Kevin stood up before it tried to bite him in that sensitive area and started brushing things out of his fur as he did so. It was a bit startling for him to discover that these were some especially gooey bugs. Kevin knew he was going to have to take a nice long bath in order to get everything out of his fur.

It was hard to tell what time of day it was, but Kevin's belly started to rumble. He had not eaten all day and he had missed dinner last night. Kevin tried sniffing the air to see if it could locate anything. He smelled something close to the ground. Kevin leaned down so that he thought his nose was only a few feet off the ground. Oddly enough, all of these bugs that were all over the place smelled more like small mammals, reptiles, and even a few birds. Kevin had never liked the taste of bugs, but he decided to see if these tasted like how they smelled. He was just happy he did not have a human's delicate stomach. After licking up a few of the bugs he rolled them around on his tongue to see how they tasted. It was strange that not one bug tasted like an insect. They actually tasted sort of good. Kevin licked up a few more mouthfuls of the insects before standing back up. He was still hungry, but that should have been enough to tide him over for a little while.

Kevin continued to wander around the city for a few hours causing chaos and mayhem as he stumbled around looking for help. Most of the city's population had managed to get out of the city an hour after Kevin arrived. The 24 hour mark was approaching and Kevin felt himself starting to get tired again. He tried to find his way out of the area he was in. It would not be a good idea to pass out in a place like this after he had done so much damage. He found his way into the dirt again and he walked for as long as he could before laying down to rest. Only one person did not avoid Kevin as he wandered off. Most people were relieved to see him go and that one person was relieved to see him going someplace isolated.

Something was shaking Kevin awake. Reluctantly he opened his eyes. He recognized Neil the moment he laid eyes on him. "Hey, come on buddy; let's get you out of here," Neil said.

Kevin was still a little tired as he responded, "Here, where is here."

"You're in the middle of the forest. You must have wandered here during that giant monster attack."

"Giant monster? What are you talking about? I was wandering around deaf and blind by myself for a few hours and then I fell asleep. Do me a favor and make sure any chemicals you put in me are tested next time you need a laugh."

Neil smiled, but it was not the normal smile he usually had when amused. This smile looked a little like a grimace. "Yeah, I'll be sure to do that." Kevin noticed something strange as he started to come fully awake. He was standing on top of some trees that had been knocked over. A bunch of trees in the clearing he was in looked like this. It was like some immense creature had decided to lay down on them. Neil threw his friend a fresh set of clothing before letting him get in his car.

Neil dropped Kevin off at his home and then drove off. Kevin went inside and turned on the television as he went to get something to eat. Every channel was playing the same thing. He dropped the remote when he saw a giant version of himself rampaging through a city. They were only showing a few clips of what had been done since most of the rampage was being censored. Then some new choppers starting flying over the clearing where it was being reported the panther monster had disappeared at. It did not take a second for Kevin to recognize the clearing he had woken up in. He immediately picked up a phone and called up Neil. When he picked up Kevin said, "Pal, you sure have a lot of explaining to do. Is that me all over the news? And what the hell happened to my car?"