Ugly whore. Poem

Story by teachmehowtodebkeh on SoFurry

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#7 of Poems

Here is some poem I got from hell, or even worse, but it made me laugh. It's some odd twist with a married man and a trans guy who didn't get the full job done on his body... I don't normally write these stuff, but I can guarantee I am not mentally ill or possessed.

Adult for the trans and word whore :3


I heard a knocking on my chamber door.

I opened to find an ugly whore.

She said her name was Theodore.

I wish I had seen her ugliness, never more!

She wanted to come inside, her face gleamed with joy.

Thats where I asked her, "Are you a boy?"

And she said, "Oh no, I got no toy..."

But after she stripped, I knew, she is a boy!

Her stench killed my dog and drained my power.

I tried to force him to take a shower.

But from the zits on his breasts I was sure to cower.

So I killed him, threw his body, and locked it in a tower.

I lay my head down once more.

Only to hear that knocking, on my chamber door.

And I shouted, "You are a curse you ugly whore!!!"

But it was my wife... I shall see her, never more!