FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

Reader be warned. This story contains some graphic BDSM later on, none of which is based in

reality, or should be repeated in real life. This is a fantasy story intended to be humorous erotic fiction.

It's intended to be envisioned with an anime-like quality to it in the art style of Dragon Ball Z or higher.

Also I had issues copy pasting this from the open office format. It doesn't seem to want to end the page anywhere

so there may be one or two odd paragraph breaks, also it's in bold for some reason but only the top half...?

That being said, I'm actually really proud of how this turned out. It's sort of a continuation of my

"Hard Working Minotaur" series but for now meant to be its own little thing. Enjoy.

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_**Sphinx was the adorably winged cat creature owned by the Succubus named Jennifer. She was a rather skilled sex demon who had made a name for herself over the years but somehow managed to not turn into a total whore. Maybe it was because she didn't suck the life force out of the men she slept with and in fact gave them the greatest thrill of their life without taking their souls, but who really knew. As it was she had done well for herself charming the rich and powerful of her choice early on. She had standards and hew own sense of style and these lead her to living the life she chose to live today. Only the best would do but she was still a party girl that loved to go shopping and fool around.

Sphinx had been a gift from one of the Mages she's slept with over the years. She couldn't recall what he looked like today but remembered he was very powerful for being so young looking and yet so mature. They only slept together once, and even then she didn't get to go all out on him either. That's what made it so odd. It was love at first sight, but for some reason he backed away from her as if he wasn't worthy enough, yet. They never saw each other again but then the gift arrived. It was a basket from him and that's how she got Sphinx. He was only a kitten at the time but in the ten years that she owned him he'd grown up into a full on adult. Cats age faster she thought. He had the body of a teenager but the mild of a seven year old. And yet he knew what sex was which just made things very bizarre because she had been brought up around humans and creatures with those types of social beliefs. How boring, she thought. Humans didn't know how to have fun compared to the other races; they seemed to constantly be creating rules to tell everyone else how to live. She much preferred the monsters that hung around the wild lands where the castle was.

The castle had been abandoned when she found it. A real fixer-uper but she managed. The place was huge. It had been built at the end of a peninsula with water on all sides atop a gigantic boulder so huge that she theorized that the castle may have been one of the flying mountains that hovered in the sky at one point. Lord knows why it fell but thankfully it landed up right and perfectly level so there's that. There was a grand stair case leading up about 70'. She wasn't happy with that but she had wings so didn't care. The front doors were enormous, as were most of the windows on this floor. There was an over hang that covered a path that went all the way round the castle around to a back lawn and garden area which was still in good shape. It slowly transitioned back here into a sandy beach with steps leading down to different tears of the garden and little sporting arenas. There was an Olympic sized pool in back of the castle too which Jennifer cringed thinking about that. One day Sphinx had flown home with a mermaid he saved from getting raped or something and he dumps this loud bitch back there. Her name was Siren and she was about Sphinx's age. While Sphinx faced the eternal question whether she was actually a girl or food she came up and pulled him right inside the pool. She sucked him off for saving her from that fate and the two of them have been friends ever since. It wasn't so much that Jennifer was jealous but... well she was jealous at least at first. How dare that whore come into her castle and start blowing off what was basically her son after all? Sphinx loved her though and she stayed loyal to him. Still having another girl around meant that Jennifer had to put more effort into being the center of attention. It was one more headache she didn't need to hear about. At first they tried keeping the mermaid a secret but that was impossible, she was named Siren for Christ sake. The other monsters were slowly caught on but Sphinx quickly made it known that she was off limits. His claws were four inches long, razor sharp, and despite having the mind of a child he was more than capable of taking down a deer because he was "playing too hard."

Her little man was growing up so fast. She missed the days when he'd fly off and return with something dead. Now he was bringing fish women home and learning about sex, though really Siren was the only example of that happening to date. She sighed laying down in bed, and then abruptly woke up shouting, "Does she even have a vagina!"

It was the middle of the night. Her room was very dark other than the moon light shining in from the open balcony archways. She was in a sweat. She'd been dreaming. The covered beside her rolled about. "Does who?" He asked.

Harold the Incubus was a male sex demon and current self proclaimed boyfriend of Jennifer... though she still fucked around like it was Tuesday. He just didn't like all the other guys around. It bothered him, though Jennifer had never said anything to him to cement the relationship. He was just her default sleeping partner in the absence of other flings. He was rather dreamy looking, natural orange skin if you were into that sort of thing, pale electric white hair that was naturally spiky, two small black horns. She looked over at him. "No, it was nothing." She rolled over. Her massive demon wings knocked Harold in the face. He rolled to the other side. His wings were tiny by comparison, the way all male sex demons were, they barely extended past his shoulders. They were just there for show which worked at charming human girls but made other Succubi laugh.

They went back to bed.

I.

Down in his room, Sphinx flipped through TV channels. He was laying flat on the floor, his legs taking turns kicking up into the air as he hummed to himself. One channel showed a word he didn't quite know so he sounded it out. "Strange, Fe Tish Is, Fetishis!" And featured a women being followed around by a camera crew.

"Alright, this is it," she said breaking into some spooky looking abandoned house without any electric on.

The narrator then chimed in. "Susan is a necrophiliac. She believes that by masturbating in haunted houses she is having sex with ghosts."

Sphinx stopped kicking his legs about. He looked stunned and confused by what he was seeing. The women went up stairs, pulled a pull string from the ceiling and climbed the ladder. She got comfortable among the old dust covered boxes and went at it fondling herself. Sphinx got scared at this point so he quickly changed the channel!

The next show featured a camera crew following around some guy with a toupee who was dressed like he used to teach at Oxford or something. They were in what looked like the exact same spooky house. "The moaning is getting louder." he said, slowly he panned the flashlight upward. "It sounds like it's coming from.... The Attic!" Dunt Dunt Dun!

Sphinx changed the channel again. Toupee man was boring.

"We now return to Poirot." The word confused Sphinx. "What kind of a name is Pour-row?" He left it on a while. Everyone was talking funny like they were from England or something. It was actually kind of boring to watch. Someone killed someone or other but then all they did was talk.

He changed the channel again. He recognized this character as Sherlock Holmes. "Watson! Judging by this foot print, the man we're looking for, is left handed... AND IRISH!!!!"

"Wow!" Sphinx was genuinely amazed. "Irish!"

On the next channel there was some old guy talking to a bunch of men on computers. "Zoom in," he removed his sunglasses. "And Enhance!" Dunt Dunt Dun!

"Neat." Sphinx flipped back to the Poirot. He was confused by the T at the end and thought. "Why doesn't the detective spell his name right?"

Poirot spoke. "Now that I have gathered you all here in the accusing parlor we may begin." Sphinx's eyes then became dilated as he watched Poiort review the case in such detail that it turned out any one of them could have done it and then pointed to some guy at random shouting. "You Missour! You are Z killer!"

Sphinx didn't understand anything of what he just watched but he thought, "Wow, I want to be a detective when I grow up."

The next morning Siren was out in the pool doing laps and splashing about as she always did. Sphinx came marching in holding a magnifying glass that was the size of his face. He had it aimed at the ground as he walked. Siren swam over to him and asked, "What-cha doing?"

"I'm being a detective, so I'm searching for clues." "Oh." Siren had no idea what any of that meant. "Can I help?" "Sure. Just look for things that look strange, or too ordinary."

Siren and Sphinx then both began looking at random things as though they might all be hiding something sinister. After a few moments of this Siren asked. "Hay Sphinx... What is a Detective?" "You know, it's a guy who finds out stuff."

"Oh. Like what?" "Like who the killer is." "Oh. So who is the killer?"

"I don't know yet, that's why I'm searching for clues."

"Oh... So who is the victim then?"

"I don't know that either. That didn't seem to stop Poirot though he just kept looking even before the person died."

"What's a Porrow?"

"That's the name of the detective that I am."

"Oh..." She floated around a moment while Sphinx examined the pool filter. "What detective can I be?" "I don't know."

"Well what others are there?"

"Uhh that Sherlock guy, and then the C.F.I. Team I think."

"Well why are you Powwor?"

"Cause the C.F.I. is a team of people with computers, and that Sherlocky guy started shooting up cocain half way through solving the crime. He said it helped him think and then he tried to play the Violin, It really hurt my ears so I don't like him."

"Oh." She stared at him a moment. "So How do they know there's a crime they have to solve then?"

"Uhh I guess they advertise. Or one time someone covered in blood came running through the door."

Both of them turned to look at the entrance way to the pool room. They gave it a few minutes. Siren whispered, "I don't think anyone's,"

"Shooooosh!" Sphinx shushed her.

They gave it another few minutes. Siren then whispered. "Maybe we should advertise while we wait?"

Sphinx nodded, never taking his eyes off the door.

The next morning the newspaper arrived. Harold opened the front door completely naked, yawned and stretched a bit, then stepped out to reach down for the paper when suddenly a bright flash of yellow rushed past him shouting, "Thanks Bye!"

Harold stood up. "Sphinx?" He turned around to find the door was now closed. And locked. "SPHINX!"

Sphinx came running into the pool room shouting, "It's here, It's here!"

Siren leaped up out of the pool and waddled over to him while he tore the pages that were useless to him out, except for the funnies which he put off to the side for later reading. "Planetary Invasion, Worlds falling to Raven army, Council of Magic Killed, No Hope Left in Galaxy, Ohh, Page 18," he scrolled down to a small black and white box and read. "Detective Sphinx For Hire. Please Send Money."

"Owww, you did it!" Siren said joyously.

"Yep." Sphinx said proudly. "And now we wait!"

The next morning the mailman delivered the mail. Harold opened the front door completely naked once again. He stretched out and then reached for the mail. Suddenly a bright flash of yellow rushed past him shouting, "Thanks Bye!"

Harold was knocked down onto the floor. He scoffed and looked up. The front door was once again closed, and Locked. "SPHINX!!!!!"

Sphinx came running into the pool room again. He'd dropped the hand full of magazines, envelopes one of which was bright red and scented, and other letters to the floor and now held up a single envelope! "It's here, It's here!" He shouted.

Siren came up out of the water again. "What is?"

"I got a letter and it's addressed to Detective Sphinx."

Siren looked excited. "Open it, Open it!"

Sphinx tore it open. He pulled out the note and read it aloud in an upbeat tone.

"Dear Detective Sphinx,

I saw your ad in the paper. So I've kidnapped forty-two children and plan to murder one every hour for the next two days unless you stop me.

Signed, Mister E."

Sphinx and Siren both stood there blinking at one another for a moment. Sphinx read the note over again. "Maybe I read it wrong or something."

Siren looked at him funny. "Do you think he's for real?"

Sphinx held up a plastic bag containing a child sized human finger which had been tapped to the bottom of the letter. "It came with this." Sphinx then realized what he was holding. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Sphinx threw the note and finger up into the air and began wildly running around the pool with his arms up in the air. Siren did the same but inside the pool. The both of them yelled. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Their yells echoed through every inch of the castle.

Harold, still naked and this time with an erection, and a spiked dog collar around his neck, with the leash draped over one shoulder, came running in holding a baseball bat. "WHAT, WHAT IS IT!!!!"

Sphinx hid behind the sun bathing chair, wrapped himself in his great big wings to form a ball around himself. Peering out, Sphinx then pointed down at the note and finger.

Harold calmed down, approached the note, dragging his leash against the floor, and casually picked it up and mused. "Dear Det-ive... Sphinx.... Children.... Hour... Mister E." He then picked up the plastic bag with the finger inside of it and walked into the next room, again his leash dragged along the floor. He scoffed and played it off like it was nothing. "God dammit Sphinx, I mean seriously sometimes, you just fucking find ways to cock block a guy."

Siren's heart was racing. "What do you think he's going to do?"

They heard Harold in the next room pick up the phone. "Hello, Police."

Later that night Sphinx was in his bedroom just as before. He was tired of playing detective. He skipped all those crazy channels with the men who wear long coats and asking questions. Eventually he got down to the news. There was a crazed man being loaded into a police car spitting his words at the camera. "I'll get you Detective Sphinx!" The crazed man spat, "If it's the last thing I ever do!"

The whole image freaked Sphinx out immensely. The news lady started talking. "That was the scene just hours ago when police received a threatening letter turned in by a local private detective know simply as Sphinx. Finger prints found on the letter lead to the man's arrest. Police discovered a school bus load of children being held captive in the man's basement."

It then cut to a group of crying children. "Thank you Sphinx, whoever you are, you saved all our lives."

The news lady spoke again. "Police are now looking to make sure all the children get home safe and sound."

The next news story was about a condom truck tipping over, spilling it's load, so Sphinx turned the TV off. It was the middle of the night and he couldn't help but leap into the air with excitement! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Jennifer had Harold tied, chest down to the bed. His feet were up at the back board, and his arms up towards the foot of the bed. Harold was blind folded, his thong stuffed in his mouth. Jennifer was wearing her dominatrix gear, her lips an impossible shade of red. "You like that baby?" She dripped the candle wax on his back. Harold gripped into the covers, and groaned out. "RAWWWW REAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Then suddenly her bedroom door flew open. Sphinx came leaping in all excited. "Harold! Harold! Guess What! Guess What!!!"

Harold's head fell flat against the mattress. "ruh ris rit rinx?" He groaned unenthusiastically.

"They caught the bad man! He was on the news! He said he wanted to kill me, But all the orphans are safe!"

"Rupty Rooo." Harold groaned.

Jennifer didn't like his tone so she moved the candle over his ass. "Harold aren't you excited for him." And dumped the wax.

"GUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Reah!!!!!" Harold smiled as best he could, mashing his thong between his teeth.

Jennifer then went on. "Harold was just telling me how much he was looking forward to tomorrow." Harold darted his head up to look at her, not that he could see. "You and he are going to play detective again." Harold was giving her a murderous look though the blindfold. She was enjoying this. "And if you're real good, we'll look into you and Siren having a little sleep over at one of your friend's houses." That part Harold liked at least.

Sphinx's eyes lit up. "Oh Boy!!!"

Jennifer smiled. "Now you go get some sleep, and uncle Harold will wake you up tomorrow morning."

Sphinx nodded and then rushed out the doors, his arms up in the air waving about like it was Christmas.

Jennifer looked back down at Harold. "Now as for you." She turned the candle upside down.

Harold's eyes widened.

II.

The next morning, Harold was walking funny. It was as if something had been pounding him up the ass deep and hard all night. He wore his bright red thong, which left little to the imagination because it was rare for Harold to not have a throbbing hard on.

He made his way over to Sphinx's room and slowly opened the door. Sphinx was on the bed, completely balled up in the covers except for his furry tail which flexed excitedly about. Sphinx was obviously awake and giggling but pretended to be asleep.

Harold really didn't have time for this shit. Groggy he said. "Alright Sphinx, I'm here to wake you up, now come on get out of bed."

Sphinx leaped out of bed and stood upright giving him a salute. "Detective Sphinx Reporting for Duty Sir!"

Harold was scratching his arm pit. "Great, grab your leash, you're coming with me."

"Yay!"

Harold had thrown his sunglasses on and was now walking Sphinx out of the castle. Sphinx flew into the air a few feet pretending he was an airplane complete with the Voom noises, while Harold walked down all 70 steps. Sphinx then proceeded to land and started skipping around Harold as he walked. Eventually they came to a familiar landmark Sphinx knew only as "The Stick."

Jennifer had firmly planted the little twig into the ground after her adorable flying cat decided to bring another women home. Sphinx stopped dead in his tracks. "Oh mom says I'm not allowed past the stick."

Harold continued to walk as if he hadn't heard what Sphinx had said.

"No, Mom Says! No No NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He dug his claws into the dirt but Harold managed to drag him past the thing anyhow.

Once Sphinx had gotten past the stick he righted himself up and realized life on the other side of the stick wasn't so bad after all. "Uncle Harold? Where are we going?"

"I'm taking you to the human world."

Sphinx's head turned to one side. "I thought fantasy creatures weren't allowed to go there."

Harold shrugged. "You weren't allowed past the stick, but here we are."

Sphinx's mood brightened up. "Yeah... I guess you're right. You really are smart Uncle Harold."

"Yeah, now come on."

The bell above the 5th avenue pet shop door rang as they entered.

Jasper was a big armed, black skinned, bearded man who ran the little pet shop. As Harold and Sphinx entered he did a double take, dropping his cigarette to the ground. "Duh fuck is this. You supposed to be some kind o' stripper or something?!"

Harold gave a fake laugh. "So I have this rare animal here. His name is Spinx."

"Hi There!" Sphinx held out his paw.

"Yeah he likes to talk too. Anyhow he really needs a home, how much could I get for him?"

Jasper's mouth was wide open, his eyes just kept darting back and forth back and forth. "Duh Duh hell is this!" He reached out and started touching Sphinx on the face and then along the wings. The Wings. "Are, Are these feather made of gold?"

"Yeah there's something enchanted going on there. Anyway I was hoping to get a few bucks for him."

Jasper stuttered. "Boy, Boy you can take it all! You take it all!" Jasper was crying.

"Killer." Harold said. He then began stuffing his thong with singles, fives, and tens. He then turned to look Sphinx in the eye. "Now Sphinx, you're going to live with the nice man a while while I look after your mother. Understand?"

"I understand. But will I see Siren again?"

Jasper held Sphinx firmly in his arms, he was crying tears of joy. "Say it again. Say whatever you said again."

"Now this is a top secret mission Sphinx, you're undercover you understand?"

"Right!" Sphinx saluted.

Harold left the little shop and returned to the castle that afternoon. There he sat down on the couch and relaxed. Jennifer came soothing in seductively a few moments later. Her nails glided gently along his chest and he slowly opened his eyes. "How was our day?"

"Good." He said it like a big baby waking up from a comfy nap.

Jennifer rolled her tongue across his neck and worked her way down, stopping briefly to say something. "I noticed Sphinx's food bowl is still uneaten."

"Yeah?" Harold groaned out in pleasure.

"And my little cat-man isn't in his room."

"Yeah?" He groaned out again.

She was about to touch his dick when she suddenly stopped. "Where is Sphinx?"

"Who? Oh I dropped him off at one of his friend's houses."

She continued down and took off his thong. That's when she found all the money. "Which one was that?" Her nails were digging into his thighs.

Harold's eyes opened. She was giving him the death stair. "You know... the little furry one."

Jennifer's face didn't flinch a bit. "Which one?" She reached over to a cutting board of cheese that had been on the coffee table and grabbed the knife.

"The one that." She was bringing the knife over to his nuts. "Umm." Harold gulped and seriously wished this wasn't giving him a hard on at the moment. He jumped up off the couch. "Why don't I go over there right now and check on him!"

He hurried out the front door without his thong and ran for the woods.

Jennifer looked down at the smoked sausage on the cutting board and started slicing it very thin. Something told her she might need the practice.

Harold came running out of the New York Subway stark naked, with a raging hard on. "Gotta Find Sphinx! Gotta Find Sphinx!" He yelled shoving a little old women out of the way.

Harold came to find the pet shop was closed. He looked inside the windows. "No no no no no! Dammit!"

A police car pulled up. Officer Bear and Officer Kelly were both tall strapping handsome officer of the law. Bear was black, had a shaved head, but wore a goatee. Officer Kelly had these amazing blue eyes, a thin pointed nose, and an amazing smile. Both of them worked out together and eyed Harold from the police car. They just looked at him a second while they called it in.

Officer Bear got out first. "Hay Buddy! Gerbils on sale or something?"

Harold, while a sex demon, really just looked like a male stripper once you got past the orange skin, small black horns, and tiny devil wings, but even then he didn't look entirely out of place in the human world.

A crowd of people had started to gather across the street. "Man that orange dude got a huge dick." One yelled.

Officer Kelly pulled out his handcuffs. "Alright, turn around and spread em." He commanded.

Harold knew they were both straight. He could smell it on them, but also he could tell neither of them were married. He didn't have time for this though so he caste a little love spell in his hands and threw it.

Officer Kelly fell back against the squad car while the power of love burned through his eyeballs. Officer Bear pulled out his gun. "GET DOWN!!!" He shouted.

Officer Kelly came around, feeling drugged and disoriented. He fell back a bit, as if every muscle in his body was swelling... on and his boner had grown up to eleven inches all of a sudden.

Harold wasn't used to casting these spells on humans. Apparently they took a lower dose than his usual clientele.

Officer Kelly slurred his words. "I love you." He was looking at Bear.

"What?" Bear was befuddled. Then officer Kelly tackled him to the ground. His cloths were ripping off his body from his swelling muscles, every vane in his neck looked like it was about to pop. He stared deep into Bear's eyes and then the love spell vomited out into Bear's face, infecting him with same overwhelming urge to fuck.

The two started to wrestle right there in public. Harold picked up one of their police hats, used it to cover himself while he walked away. The crowds attention turned towards the two men who were sucking each other off in the street. Little old ladies and gangsters looked on in bewilderment. "What has this neighborhood come to?" "That's the gayest thing I ever saw." "And on a Sunday no less." "They just doing it in front of the Pet Mart."

It's now that Harold noticed something he shouldn't have noticed at all. It was completely out of place. There in the crowd of people. Was that a Minotaur?

The two locked eyes. The Minotaur was in a suit and wearing glasses. He realized Harold was looking at him, he panicked and started running the other way. "Hay!" Harold shouted. He ran after him.

Taurus the Minotaur was a 9' tall bodybuilder with biceps the size of dinner plates. He ran through the crowded street of New York throwing pedestrians out of his way as he charged his way down town.

A few blocks later he rushed into his office building, got into the elevator and closed the door. The lift took him up to the 67th floor. He got out, took his suit jacket off and stepped into the office where he worked.

Suzzie was there operating the switch board. She was a hideous old women who wore a black wig in the style of a beehive, and had 3' long painted finger nails. "Hay Torrey, back from Lunch so soon?"

"You know me Suz, always trying to watch my weight." Taurus said in his naturally deep voice.

Taurus navigated the maze of cubicles in the next room and sat down at his computer. Actually it was a toy computer someone had put there from the office day care center. He pulled the string and looked down at it all confused like. "The Cow says Mooooooooooooooooooo." Taurus took in what it had said and pondered how that would deterring the coming economics of the world.

In an office that over looked the cubical maze, Mr. Henderson was having his window blinds replaced. He liked to keep them drawn all the time so no one would be able to watch him work. Truthfully he didn't do much around here besides fire people and didn't want anyone to know that which is why he always kept them shut. Today though was the first time in a long while that he'd actually been able to look at the staff with his glasses on. He strummed threw his newspaper a second and read the headline, "Ominous start-like ship hovering in sky." He mused at the headline unsure what to think of it and then took off his classes like he normally did when he wasn't reading anything. So now he looked out at all the people working in the office and thought he might be going mad or something. He buzzed Suzzie into his office.

"Yes Mr. Henderson?"

"I say, Suzzie. Is that a Minotaur or some bull-like thing we have sitting there?"

"Where? Oh that's Torrey, he's such a nice boy."

"But," He said flustering the words through his scruffy mustache. "He's a Minotaur."

Suzzie didn't understand at first. But then she adjusted her glasses which magnified her eyes considerably. "Oh so he is... I never realized that before. How odd."

"Would you mind... get me his file?"

A few minutes later Taurus was called into Mr. Henderson's office. Taurus didn't fit in the chair provided so he dragged the leather love seat out of the corner and sat on that.

Mr. Henderson adjusted his reading glasses a moment and then opened the file up. "Now Mr.... Torrey is it? It says here that your job is to...." Mr. Henderson was stunned a moment. "This can't be right. It says your job is... and I quote 'Heating Rooms You Happen To Be Sitting In." He looked back up at Taurus. "That's all it says here. There's nothing more. No diplomas, no resume, no work history, no sales reports. No qualifications.... nothing" He looked up at Taurus kind of funny like. "Did you just walk in here one day and ask for a job?"

Taurus exited the elevator holding a cardboard box of his office belongings. Anyone who saw the way he was walking knew instantly that he'd been fired. He stepped out into the parking garage. Got into his Ford Taurus which he'd turned into a convertible so he could fit in it. He started the motor and then was scared shit-less as Harold jumped out of the back seat. "TAURUS!!! Old Buddy!"

"GUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"How've you been man?"

Taurus slowly turned to look over at Harold. "You, OUT!!!" He grabbed Harold by the neck and chucked him out in front of the car right over the hood. Taurus started the engine and floored it out.

Harold got up, and swiftly bunny hopped himself into landing back into the passenger seat of Taurus's car. Taurus was road raging at the wheel with steam puffing out his nose. "Easy big guy." Harold said, "Is that anyway to treat your old friend after all these years?"

Taurus slammed on the breaks, they came to an abrupt stop. "Friend?!" Taurus grabbed him by the throat again. They got up out of his car and walked over to the cement wall so that Taurus could better choke him. "You turned me into a fucking dildo, and then you sold me on craigslist!" There was genuine rage in the words he was shouting. If he were a dragon he'd be breathing fire. "I didn't get to cum for another four years when your spell wore off!" He slammed Harold against the wall.

Harold choked the words out. "Hehe. *cough* It wore off?" He said it implying that he thought it would never wear off.

Taurus put Harold down behind him. "Now listen." Harold said. "I need your help." Taurus punched Harold in the face as hard as he could. Harold flew back ten feet before hitting the ground, and then didn't stop going until hitting the brick wall another eight feet farther away.

Taurus just breathed heavily and watched as Harold didn't move until another five minutes later when the first signs of life finally came in the form of Harold slowly rolling over... but even that suggested he might be dead.

Taurus got back in his car. Harold tried to get up but couldn't. Taurus started to drive off. "Jennifer misses you."

Taurus hit the breaks. His hands were trembling against the wheel. Just the mention of her name sent shivers down his spine. His eyes dilated from the memories of the nights they had spent together. Never had he cum more in a single session than when it was with her. They used to have a game where they'd see how many buckets they could fill.... Harold appeared in his rear view mirror and suddenly he was reminded of the game he use to make him play called see how many buckets we could the minotaur drink. Taurus put his car in reverse and put his hoof on the gas. The car backed into Harold causing him to flip over into the back seat. Taurus rolled his eyes that he hadn't been pulled under the car instead, but that was his way of flipping a coin. He put it back in drive and drove on.

"What do you need?"

Harold had started to caste a healing spell on himself and tried to explain. "This evil black guy who owns a pet shop down on 5th kidnapped Sphinx.**_

Jennifer want's him back but I need your help. He's abandoned the place I think. I don't know where to look."

III.

They floored it over to the pet shop. They waited there until some young kid came walking up to the door with a key. Taurus leaped out of the car and grabbed him. "Where is Sphinx?" He slammed him against the wall.

"Shit man you a Minotaur?"

Taurus slammed him again, this time much harder "Where Is Sphinx?"

"I don't know nobody named that? My uncle, He just gave me the keys and took off for Vegas."

Taurus slammed him against the wall again. "Where Is Vegas?"

The kid looked up at him. "You stupid or something?"

Taurus raised his fist up, it was twice as large as the kid's head. "He's still at his apartment! You can probably get there before he leaves, his flight don't leave for another three hours!" He ended by pissing himself and giving them the address.

Taurus dropped the kid and got back into his car. They drove to the apartment.

A homeless guy who'd witnessed the whole thing put down his bottle of booze, and then pulled out some weed and smoked it.

Jasper's apartment was above a gay night club. They walked into the entrance to the place on accident first. Taurus realized it was a mistake and quickly stepped out to go into the second door, but Harold looked around a second at all the guys in leather working the poll and drinking. And then he caught sight of the two guys.

Officer Bear and Kelly were making out against the wall. The love spell was wearing off, actually Harold could tell it had worn off a few hours ago and they were still trying to go at it to make it work or something. The boundaries of friendship had long been burned down and now they were trying to get back up to that high the love spell provided. Neither would ever have admitted to being gay before this but then neither had experienced what a good, strong, man sex crazed man, who was going through the same frustrations could do for him. They both caught sight of Harold and rushed over to him.

Harold started to back out of the place but then they were there already. "Hay, You." They were out of breath.

"You got to give us more of that stuff."

Harold felt like a drug dealer. "Oh you don't need it, it was just a love spell, an overdose actually. Sorry about that. You guys don't need it to have sex with one another."

Officer Kelly and Bear grabbed him and held him against the wall. Kelly said. "No it's not that."

Then Bear spoke. "I had an erection that was twice as long as my gun."

Now Harold understood. "Oh-Kay." He thought a moment... "I'll have to see what we can do about that. All my spells and stuff are in my room."

Kelly and Bear mistook this for sort of street lingo. "Take us there. Now."

"Well we got to wait for my friend first. He's upstairs getting someone."

Taurus kicked in the door to Jasper's apartment. The entire room was dripping with blood. Jasper's body parts were spread all over the place. The only clean spot in the entire room was a single spot of carpeting in the middle where Sphinx was sleeping in a little cat bed. Taurus slowly walked inside trying to avoid getting his hooves in the mess but frankly that wasn't going to happen. He knelt down. "Hay, Sphinx. Sphinx?"

Sphinx yawned and stretched out before opening his eyes. "good morning." He sniffed. He looked around. "What happened to uncle Jasper? Uncle Taurus? Why are you here?"

Taurus picked Sphinx up. "Sphinx.... Did you do this?"

Sphinx looked around. "No, I just went to bed and now everything in the room is red and sticky."

Taurus backed out of the room with him and closed the door. Walking downstairs he didn't know what to think. What the hell could have happened in there that made that guy explode and but not wake Sphinx up. "Did he feed you?"

"Only cat food and water." Sphinx answered.

"Did you watch him take it out of the can and pour it into your bowl? Was it ever out of your sight?"

"No, I watched him open the can. I told him it looked like a hockey puck. Then he poured me some water and kept talking about how we were going to be rich."

Taurus was hoping that maybe Sphinx had been drugged or something to explain why he hadn't woken up when the events of last night happened. Though now it was sounding like he was infected with the werewolf virus. But even then, Sphinx would be covered in blood if that were the case.

They got down to the car. Harold was sitting in the back seat with a leather daddy under each arm. Taurus was giving him a look while he put Sphinx in the front seat.

Harold asked. "Everything go okay?"

Taurus buckled Sphinx up. "Yeah everything is fine," he lied.

Taurus walked around the car eying the other guys. "Who are they?"

"Oh this is Kelly and Bear." Both waved. Actually they were eying Taurus like they'd never seen a Minotaur before. "They coming home with us."

Taurus got in the driver's seat and started the car. Then Harold added. "They're cool. They're both cops."

Taurus's blood drenched hoof made a squishing sound as he pressed against the gas peddle. "That right.? Taurus said.

Driving along the highway they eventually came to a bend in the road. Rather than following the highway, Taurus drove strait forward. "You got this right?"

Harold snapped his fingers. "You know it."

There was a momentary panic when Kelly and Bear thought they might be careening into a tree but then the tree opened up. There was a blinding flash as they entered the fantasy world. The landscape instantly changed to one of a rocky road overseeing a vast mountain scape with rivers and oceans all around with patches of forests here and there. Taurus hadn't done this in a while and forgot that the entrance way put them on a road that turned the opposite direction that the highway did. They crashed right into a rock and rolled right over the side of a cliff.

Harold, Kelly, and Bear flew up in their seats. Neither of them had their seat belt on. Thankfully it wasn't that steep of a drop, though it was still rocky enough to bounce the three of them out of the car. At the bottom of the hill the car, now too busted to run, rolled lightly into a sign post. Taurus was a little shaken. Sphinx too.

Harold had managed to land perfectly on one foot, and he had grabbed onto the straps running along Kelly and Bear's back to stop them from falling. He put them down, and then the three made their way down the short distance to the car. Rocks dismounted into small avalanche of pebbles and dried foliage as they hurried along. It's now that Bear realized the sun was bigger here. The day was instantly hotter too. Things were brighter. Taurus and Sphinx were getting out of the car when Bear decided to ask, "Man where are we?"

Harold forgetting that humans were forbidden in the fantasy world realized he needed a cover story. "Umm...." He looked to Taurus for suggestions.

Taurus looked over at them and said. "... New Jersey."

Kelly looked at them funny. "New Jersey?"

Harold went with and nodded. "Yep."

Kelly looked around at the vast mountains. "But I thought that was a made up fantasy world that only existed in Kevin Smith movies?"

Harold helped Taurus out of his car. "Nope, it's, it's a real place." He was giving Taurus a look for naming some other made up fantasy world for this one. He whispered at Taurus angrily, "Great Now this Kevin Smith will be mad at us!"

Bear looked at Kelly like he was stupid. Then he looked over at Harold. "So that's why your skin is so orange then?"

Harold didn't know whether to take that as an insult. "Uhh, yeah you could say that... I guess." Then he started walking. "Alright come on, The castle is this way."

While the sun was on its way down in the human world, time in the fantasy world ... of New Jersey, ran a few hours behind.

Taurus let Sphinx ride on top his shoulders.

Bear and Kelly didn't follow at first. The both of them looked around. "New Jersey..." They said to one another. "New Jersey..." Then they followed.

The sign they had crashed into had read "Beware the Monsters That Walk These Lands."

IV.

Farther on they came to a flat opening of land along the beach. There weren't any waves there due to the coral reefs and cities of merfolk beneath the water. The mountain was to their right and the castle could be seen dead ahead. Taurus commented. "I thought we were always supposed to take the other path around the mountain?"

Harold breathed out. He was getting dehydrated. "Yeah, but this way is faster."

Sphinx looked around, his hands to his eyes like a set of binoculars. "Mommy told me never to take this way, ever, and I was never to land on this side of the mountain either."

Bear and Kelly weren't far behind and wondered to themselves. "I wonder why is that?" Both of them knew something wasn't right here. They weren't in New Jersey but went with it all the same. They could question things when they were at the castle. For now though, it was fucking hot out. Both of them would probably have tan marks from the leather harnesses.

Suddenly there was a squeaking sound. Sphinx locked onto it first. "Did you hear that?"

Taurus looked up a moment, like he was going to dump Sphinx off, but he was only playing and had a good hold on Sphinx's legs. "Hear what?"

Sphinx grabbed hold of his horns. "Stop." He giggled. "Stop it Uncle Taurus. There's something moving down the hill."

Taurus was laughing like a father playing with his kid but then he saw what Sphinx was talking about. There was a moving carpet of small, purple, furry animals so thick and numerous that they covered the ground completely as they moved down the hill. "What are they? Lemmings?"

"No Lemmings are Green." Harold said.

A mob of them came down the mountain up ahead blocking their path up ahead. "I don't like this." Harold said. Upon turning around they watched as the rolling horde blocked the way they came too. They were running along the ocean now and not jumping in. They quickly rushed along the water to meet and surround the party.

"Are those?" Kelly had to clear his eyes and look again. "Gerbils?"

One of them leaped up on a tall rock, eyed him square in the face and growled at him, chattering his teeth.

Kelly, Bear, and Harold all ran up against Taurus.

Taurus lifted Sphinx up off his head and threw him. "Fly Sphinx, Fly away!"

Sphinx hadn't been ready for it so his legs danced against the ground a moment before he got any lift. The horde of gerbils was right there though so he swooped himself back the other way. "EYAHHHHHH!!!!" He came floating up over Taurus's head.

Harold climbed up onto Kelly and Bear, he leaped up and grabbed onto Sphinx's leg for dear life. "Take me with you!"

Sphinx fell down a few feet but then flapped his wings even harder and up they went. Bear grabbed onto Harold's leg, and Kelly onto his. Sphinx was screaming out. He flapped and flapped and flapped as hard as he could. "I can't carry of all!"

Harold yelled up at him. "Yes you can! I know you can!" He looked down a moment. "Holy Shit! Sphinx we're like 90 feet up!" He wasn't joking.

It was true, Sphinx's wings were incredibly powerful and it hadn't taken them long before they climbed up way higher than they needed to be.

"Sphinx, Stop flapping so hard!" Harold yelled.

Down below Taurus was left in the middle of a seething mass of flesh hungry gerbils. Slowly the tiny beasts moved in around Taurus. Taurus yelled and howled at them, they backed off in waves as he snarled in their direction. Finally he got mad. He lifted up on hoof and stomped it right into the mass of gerbils. But rather than a squish there was a stomp as his hoof had only hit the stone. The gerbils had all leaped out of the way. There was a momentary pause where everything went silent, and then they pounced. "EAYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Harold looked down as Taurus vanished beneath the furry waves of purple fur. Every now and then an arm or a horn would punch up but Taurus was lost. "That poor guy. I'm going to miss him." Harold said.

The horde of gerbils balled up around where Taurus had stood. It was somehow growing smaller and smaller though. It was odd because it was like the gerbils were somehow vanishing or something. Harold looked up at Sphinx. "Take us down."

Sphinx, Harold, Bear, and Kelly touched down a few feet away. Sphinx fell to the ground rubbing his hands to his leg. He had started crying, but no one was really watching him.

The ball of gerbils... it was vanishing. Taurus's head became visible. He had a look of horror upon his face. The gerbils.... they were all climbing down his back, up his legs, across his stomach, they had eaten his cloths right off him and finally everyone watched as the last few handfuls scurried right on up his but.

Harold, Bear, and Kelly all shared the same look of horror on their face. "This is fucked up even by fantasy world standards." Harold blurted out. He quickly looked back at Kelly and Bear. "Err I mean New Jersey standards! Yes yes sir, this is odd Even for that place that we're in.... New Jersey."

Bear just looked at him in disbelief. Then he looked over at Sphinx. "Hay man I think your kid is hurt."

Harold turned. "What?" Sphinx was hugging his leg and crying. "God Dammit! Here help me carry him."

Taurus had started hacking up like he was going to vomit an enormous fur ball, but nothing ever came.

Bear picked up a large rock. "Shame I don't have my gun, this would be a lot easier and less painful."

Sphinx saw that Bear was going to kill him. "No Stop!!! Don't Kill him!"

Bear turned and looked the little guy in eyes. A moment later he dropped the rock to the ground.

Kelly and Harold lifted Sphinx up. They started back on their way. Bear meanwhile didn't take his eyes off of Taurus.

Taurus rolled over onto his back. His eyes darted around not knowing what was going on. He didn't seem dead but knew that he probably should be dead. Every muscle in his body raddled about. After a few moments of being not dead, he decided to see if he could move. Surprisingly he could. He felt that there were things moving inside of him, likely a raving pack of gerbils which nestled around his muscles for some reason or other. He got up and was amazed that he could walk. He sure didn't feel well at all but made do anyway.

His walk was a sort of limp like he'd just been cavity searched at the air port or something.

Bear announced to the others. "Hay that Minotaur guy is following us."

"What!?" Harold said. Sure enough Taurus was back a good 50 feet or so following them.

"Should we wait for him?" Bear asked.

"No." Harold said. "if he catches up that's fine, but let's keep our distance."

Bear and Kelly nodded in agreement. Sphinx looked back happy to see his friend alive.

"Come on." Harold said. "There's a hospital on that island over there. We can take the castle's boat, it's to the left."

V.

The boat was a medium sized ship that seated 7 comfortable. They were nice enough about letting Taurus on board but insisted he stay to the front. More than once Bear thought he saw something looking at him from within Taurus's ass.

The hospital was the only building on the little island. It was one of those day spas rehab type places where people stayed at to get away from it all while they got better. There was also a fully staffed clinic. They saw Sphinx immediately and said he had a sprained ankle. He'd have to wear a little strap around his ankle for a few days. Also for being a good boy Dr. Cyclops gave him a lolly!

Then they examined Taurus. Dr. Cyclops had him bend over. "Hmmm Hmm Hmmmmm!" He said poking a science poll up Taurus's ass to have a look around. He pulled one out to discover it now loaded with teeth marks. "My word. I've never seen a curse quite like this before."

"Curse?" Taurus asked.

"Yes, it seems someone has cursed you with Ass Gerbils. That's why they're purple."

There was the sound of scurrying in the office.

They looked around. "Did you hear that?"

Suddenly Taurus felt something run up his ass. "AHHHHHH!!!!

Dr. Cyclops looked around behind the door. "That's funny. The plunger is missing."

Bear had gone out to see why Kelly didn't come in yet. "The rope is missing. I have to hold the boat here."

Bear asked him straight. "How is the rope missing? I saw Harold tie up the boat before we came in."

Dr. Cyclops stepped out into the hall a moment. The door to the office was wide open. "Nurse, I need some..." What he was saying wasn't important. While he was saying it though Taurus could hear a sort of cranking sound and chattering coming from inside of him. He was still bent over the table with his ass to the door when suddenly there was a small explosion. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" As something fired out his ass.

Dr. Cyclops turned around. "What the fuck is this?" There was a plunger with a rope tied to it now attached to his side. The rope was leading to.... "What the hell?" Dr. Cyclops was sucked into the office. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

From around the corner down the hall, Sphinx came rolling around sitting in his little wheel chair. He was making all sorts of race car sounds when he came slowly around. He rolled on up the hall. "Here we are. Room 8." He opened the door.

Taurus was now up right, and traumatized from what he had just felt happen. And now he heard the most dreaded sound of all, Sphinx's voice. "Uncle Taurus?"

He could hear the little vermin hissing inside of him. Before he could move the plunger fired again. It shot Sphinx square in the chest, the force had sent him wheeling back against the wall. Sphinx didn't know what had hit him. "What the heck?"

Taurus kicked around, grabbed the rope. "No, NOT HIM!!!!" The rope became taunt as the gerbils started cranking it in. "Sphinx! Cut the rope! Use your claws!"

"Mom said that my claws were a danger to society."

Taurus kicked his hoof up against the door to hold it shut. He struggled to hole it that way as the rope forced his ass up against the door. Sphinx was slowly pulled right up against the door.

From around the corner the male nurse came walking around holding a tray with both hands, and a bottle balanced on top. "Doctor, here are those body laxatives you asked for."

The nurse came on the scene calm and assumed he'd just found a kid playing around with some things. Then Taurus's fist punched through the door and grabbed onto the bottle. The door snapped shut as the rope was cut from the door closing.

The nurses wheeled Sphinx away. "My goodness!"

Taurus flipped open the bottle but then he started to laugh. All the of the gerbils had started to tickle him from the inside. He fell to the floor convulsing with laughter. He kicked the tables sending all sorts of medical supplies showering to the ground. He dumped the pills down his throat.

The male nurse came running through the waiting room with Sphinx in the wheelchair. He was shouting. "She's gonna Blow!!!"

Harold threw down his magazine and rushed out with the crowd of people.

In actuality though, this was a complete over reaction. Taurus just ran over to the bathroom and was in there a good while, periodically flushing every few minutes. Afterward he was taken to be X-Rayed and given a clean bill of health. He was given a copy of his full body X-Ray which he felt he might need as proof to show all his friends that indeed all of the gerbils had left his system.

Much to Taurus's surprise, Harold, Bear, Kelly, and Sphinx were still in the waiting room. Sphinx was tuckered out. "You waited?" Taurus asked.

Harold pointed over at Sphinx. "He kept flying back to the hospital so we had to keep getting him. He didn't want to leave without you."

Sphinx woke up. "Uncle Taurus?" He said reaching his hand out onto Taurus's nose.

The boat ride home was uneventful.

It was now late at nighttime.

Taurus was nervous about entering the castle. He hadn't been here in so long, hadn't seen her in forever. He'd come all this way to see her, and for what... just to have sex with her. Was that all this relationship was he wondered.

"You coming?" Harold asked.

Taurus shook his head. "I'll wait out here."

Harold and he shared a moment, looking into each others eyes. "Alright." He said.

Sphinx used a crutch to maneuver himself on over to Jennifer. "Mommy!"

She bent down, arms open. "Sphinx my baby! Mommy missed you so much." They hugged. "But you're hurt?"

Harold suddenly appeared next to them. "Yep, he fell out of a tree at what's his names house."

Jennifer shot him a look. "That right?"

Harold grabbed onto Sphinx's shoulder. "Yep, the little guy was undercover and everything."

Sphinx agreed but was grinning as though he were playing a game.

Jennifer kissed him on the head. "Well off to bed with you. I want to hear all about it in the morning."

Sphinx said, "Okay, I'm gonna say goodnight to Siren first."

Jennifer then turned to the other two in the room. "So Harold who are your friends?" Bear and Kelly were standing in their bondage gear with their arms behind their backs.

Harold gave them the Play Along look. "Oh this is Officer Kelly and .... Bear," He almost forgot, "... they were helping us play cops and robbers."

Jennifer noted the bondage gear. "Bull shit! You hired two strippers a week early."

"Week early?" Harold asked.

Jennifer just looked at him.... "My Birthday! Hello!"

"Shit that's next week!?" Harold had forgotten.

Jennifer threw her hands up and went charging out.

Harold carried the letter F on his lips and released it when she finally left the room, "Fuck!"

Bear and Kelly gave Harold a sec then asked. "Listen, we don't mean to... but."

Harold remembered why they were here. "Oh, no sure, one sec. Uhh you can have one of the rooms upstairs." He lead them up there.

The light clicked on revealing the room filled with dildos strapped to all the furniture, walls, and bedding. Bear and Kelly's eyes both lit up. "Shit!" They both said. They were like two gay guys in a gay candy store.

Harold charged up a love spell in each hand and sprayed them both in the face like before.

Their eyes rolled back in their heads and they both fell to their knees while the spell took effect. They both rolled to their sides and rolled onto their backs. Their dicks ripped out of their leather thongs, and Harold asked, "Happy?"

Bear and Kell were both moaning. They shook their heads yeah.

"Great, pleasant dreams." Harold shut the door and walked away.

Harold sighed. He just couldn't bring himself to go up to Jennifer's room. He stayed outside a moment and looked up at the stars. Something was bugging him. "Taurus." he said. He wondered if the big guy was still there.

Jennifer had been watching Harold from her darkened room. Things had been odd between them lately. She watched as Harold walked away along the outer path. She sighed and thought she might be sleeping along for the first time in a long while. She turned to go in to her bed, but her foot knocked up against something. "Ow." She reached down. "Leaves?" "Flowers?" She clapped on the lights and as they brightened it illuminated her room revealing it to be completely filled with huge wreathes and glass vases of red roses. There were bouquets everywhere, even ones wrapped like garland around the banister to the bed, and ones hanging like mistletoe. There were no tags on anything so she thought, "Harold?" She laughed and then threw herself into the bed which was now covered in rose petals. She just laid there giggling.

Outside, Harold came walking around the corner. Taurus was there sitting along the edge of the path. It was a really long way down if he fell so Harold sat down next to him. "Wanna tell me what's wrong?"

Taurus twiddled his thumbs. "It's just, we haven't seen each other in years and all I want to do is fuck her."

Harold was confused. "So why don't you then?" Then he was even more confused that he had just said that.

"I don't know, I just...."

Harold then got an idea. He nudged Taurus in the shoulder. "Hay big guy. Remember when we first came here, how I treated you like my slave?"

"Yeah."

"Well I always did that because I was afraid she'd like you better than me. That's why I turned you into a sex toy and sold you off."

Taurus's face grew angry. "YEAH?" He said angrily. The thought of throwing Harold over the side crossed his mind.

"Well maybe the reason you're so up tight about this is because of how easy it would be?"

Taurus wasn't really following.

"Think about it. All those times before. When we first got here I made you run the maze. When you got out I tied you up and threw you in the maze. You got out again, so I switched it up to leather. You got out again, we put you in that stockade."

Taurus finished his sentence. "Yeah, and you hung the key ring off my dick and said if I didn't come back with it you'd never let me out again."

Harold continued. "And the time after that, you were chained up so tight and had that box nailed to your hooves," Taurus still had the holes from that one in his hooves. "and you had to drag that thing all the way up those stairs."

Taurus laughed. "Yeah I remember that one."

Harold got up and started to massage Taurus's shoulders. "Well after that I was so impressed with how much weight you could carry, I made it my goal to find out. So the next time I threw you in the maze..."

Taurus sounded proud. "You tied me up in leather, hog tied me in chains, sealed me inside an iron box with only my cock and balls sticking out of one side," He shivered. "and dropped me down in the maze knowing I'd have to roll over my nuts at some point... to get out."

"Em Hmm." Harold hummed looking down at how erect Taurus's cock was. He lowered his head down beside and whispered. "I think you like your nuts a little squishy."

Taurus crossed his legs and looked the other way. None of which hid his erection which was up well past his lower chest.

Harold backed off. "I'm just saying. It might help ease the tension."

Harold strolled away not looking back. Taurus didn't really

understand why but he followed him into the torture chamber.

VI.

Taurus locked the door behind them. "Okay, but you got to promise me one thing! No turning me into a dildo. Don't turn me into anything for that matter. Just some good old fashion BDSM play, the less magic the better! Got It?"

Harold agreed and then pulled back a curtain. There hung all of Taurus's old leather gear. Taurus's eyes lit up at the sight of his old gear. Harold took down his hood and handed it over to him. "I saved it just for you."

Taurus's leather zipper mask had holes for his horns to fit through, and still fit around his odd shaped head perfectly. He had a zipper that ran along the sides and front of his mouth, which was unzipped for the moment. There was a slit for his big gold nose ring to fit out of so he could still show it off to the world. His eyes cold be zipped shut too but Harold kept them open for now. It belted to his neck though which Harold tightened as hard as he could. Taurus had really strong neck muscles though, so he could probably snap the thing just by flexing his throat out, thankfully there was still more coming.

Taurus's straight jacket had puffy padded shoulders and arms which belted together to lock his arms to one another, and then provided loops for the belts on his chest to loop through before being tightened. There were more belts around the back which Harold got his foot involved in to tighten then as far as they would go. While Taurus was down low, he tightened the neck belts too which helped reenforce the belt on his hood. Taurus's big swollen nipples poked out the holes which had been added as a custom job. There were little loops of leather on both sides of them and Harold placed the largest sized padlock he could find though the loop of leather, through his nipple piercing, and then through the other loop of leather and then locked it shut. "Oahhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Taurus murmured as he felt the cold steel against his teat and then the weight as Harold let go of it. Harold padlocked the other nipple the exact same way. This was difficult because Harold had ran a chain to each padlock prior to locking them. This made it easier to attach a leash and tug him around if he wanted to.

Taurus slipped on a pair of leather chaps, these also had belts running all the way up his legs that needed to be tightened. While he was seated Harold propped up the big guy's hooves. He walked over a special set of horse shoes. He got them lined up right, and then brought out some extra lines of metal that had holes in them. He lined up the nails to go through the metal bar and horse shoe on one hoof, and then the other. This essentially locked his hooves together. "Ohh Yeah." Taurus hummed out as Harold tapped the nails inside.

Harold finished with the nails and then had him get up. Taurus hopped around and loved the way things felt. "Ohh Ohh Yeah. Fuck This. Yeah." He checked himself out in the mirror. He bounced about to flap his cock up and down. Behind him he saw Harold moving another curtain out of the way. Taurus's eyes lit up. It was an iron box just like the one he'd been sealed into.

Taurus turned around and hopped slowly over to it. Harold was patting it as if he were selling a new car. "This is a newer version than what you're used to. It's heavier, has some extra features inside, might be tighter fit, frankly I'm not 100% sure you'll fit in the thing."

Taurus was already down on his knees begging.

A large magnet lifted off the top half. The box was a perfect square, made of black metal. The inside was padded like an insane asylum's walls. Harold pointed to two spots. "So somehow, we need your mouth to come over to here, and your cock and balls to fit out over here."

Taurus leaned down to get inside but Harold stopped him a sec. "Almost forgot one thing." He zipped Taurus's eyes shut. "Also." He pulled out a series of straps like a dog's muzzle. These fit around his head, but put emphasis on keeping Taurus's mouth shut. Harold zipped the sides of Taurus's mouth shut and left it optional to zip the front if he wanted from either side. He then went strapping the belts that went around Taurus's mouth. He looped a great big special one through Taurus's nose ring and inserted its special attachment into Taurus's mouth. It had a metal ring to prevent Taurus from biting down as well as a cock sheath which meant that Harold could shove his cock in Taurus's mouth without fear of him biting down. He'd just have to take it no matter what.

Taurus lined his head up with the mouth hole and attempted to work from there. His chest muscles were down below. The box was actually up on a platform which Harold ventured under for a second. Here he opened up the little compartment to let Taurus's nipples, the padlocks and chain out. There was a smaller sheet of metal that was fashioned between Taurus's nipples so he couldn't pull them back inside. This whole apprentice was so tight that Harold called it the biggest pain in the ass he'd ever had to deal with in his life. Taurus then went his legs up into the air. Harold lowered the lid to the box. Taurus still had to come down like six inches to get his cock and balls in the right place and this put stress on his nipples so he had to contort his back differently to get it to finally close. Taurus's legs were now going off to one side and his knees bent to get his hooves in the other direction but the lid closed and that was that. Taurus's nose was stuck an inch or so out of the box at one side, his nipples down below, and his cock out the one side. The lid had shut with a series of locking sounds all the way around where the two halves met, there were no key holes on the outside at all.

Harold now opened a little service hatch to see what was going on inside. "Great we did it right!" he said. He then picked up a small device about the size of a blender and strapped it to the back of Taurus's head using his hooves as a brace and then attaching various ropes through all the straps around his legs and around the back of the straight jacket.

"Wah, What is that thing?" Taurus asked.

Harold powered it on. A dildo started ramming itself up Taurus's ass. Taurus shivered a second. The thing was squirting lube ever where. Harold closed the service hatch which again made a locking sound and lacked any keyholes on the outside. "When I turned you into a dildo I had a cast made... So I guess you're fucking yourself." Harold joked.

Taurus chuckled a bit. It was kind of funny and fucked up at the same time. The dildo was the exact same size as Taurus's cock and boasted a set of balls which smacked him in the ass every now and again. Harold then inserted a second copy he had made of Taurus's dick right into Taurus's mouth. "EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!!?" Taurus hadn't realized just how much of a mouth full his cock really was until that moment. He didn't know what to do with it either.

Harold backed away and operated the controls a sec. Taurus started to tip forward until he slide over onto that side. The box slammed against the floor as it tipped over. Taurus's nose had been pushed inside, the nuts to the dildo shot up into his mouth. He had his cock up in the air.

Harold slowly walked around the box, his nails scratching the sides as he moved. He tugged at the chain to Taurus's nipples a few times. Taurus shook about all giddy.

Harold then got a rubber mallet. "You know, this box isn't quite perfect." He tapped the hammer. "I see some lumps." He tapped again, this time working his way closer to his nuts.

Taurus flexed his cock and moaned as if he were playing hard to get or something.

Harold lightly tapped his nuts with the hammer with the same force one cracked eggs open in cooking.

Harold climbed up on top of the box. He parted his legs and put his cock up against Taurus's. Taurus could feel him lowering some sort of thing like anal beads down, only these were huge and covered in hard little spikes. "I think it wants to go inside." He said in baby talk. "Yes it does," Taurus flexed his cock, "Yes it does." Taurus really flexed his cock about.

Taurus was going for a side to side wag to say No No.

The spiked balls were easily just as thick as Taurus's cock was. Harold hit Taurus's nuts for real this time. "EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

Harold perked his ear to one side. "What's that? You want me to put one of the balls into your penis?" He slammed the hammer down on Taurus's nuts again.

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!" Taurus howled and shook the box all about.

Harold enjoyed the ride. "Owww, looks like this mechanical bull's got some balls... but not for long." He pounded Taurus's nuts again and again and again.

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus cried out. The box was shaking like a possessed Ouija board.

Harold grabbed onto the end of Taurus's cock. It was a big meaty dick, that was longer, wider, and thicker than Harold's cock. He forced the end of it open and started to force the first spiked ball down inside. Of course Harold was wearing padded gloves for this. Jamming this sucker in there was touchy. The spikes kept getting stuck on the end of Taurus's dick. Harold worked out a pattern though, where he just needed to go all the way around to let each little spike in, he could eventually get the entire spiked ball down inside.

The other six spiked balls hung off to one side. Harold cringed as one of them poked his dick so he pulled it away. He coiled it up around the tip of Taurus's cock and pounded the bull's nuts some more.

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus cried out.

"What's that big guy? You want me to put another one in your dick?" He beat Taurus's nuts again.

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus tried to not yell anymore.

Harold worked another spiked ball down into Taurus's cock. The whole time Taurus cringe and shook about. "Stop shaking." Harold commanded. "I know you're excited you're getting another one of these down in there, but it's hard for me to get it in right with all this vibration."

The spikes sent little dimples up to the the surface of Taurus's cock. Harold felt them up, his fingers dancing around the little nubs all the way around his cock. Taurus was crying like a baby.

"Hay big guy, if you want me to shove any more down in there, just holler." Harold beat Taurus's nuts again. This time Taurus's screams were delayed somewhat. That bite guard was coming in handy.

"...............eeeeEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

"That's the spirit!" Harold announced. He forced a third one in."

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus shouted from the pain of all those spikes digging into the inside of his cock, not to mention all the stretching.

"Okay Okay, I'll put a forth one in while I'm at it." Harold said. "No need to be picky."

Taurus flexed his cock left and right again. "EMMM EMM EMM EMMM"

Harold forced them down down down into Taurus's dick. The other three now hung there freely. As Taurus wagged his cock about the other three rolled around like a set of maracas almost. Harold laughed. "Yeah that's it man. Get in the spirit."

Taurus had never been in this much pain in his life. Over the next half hour Harold had taken his sweet ass time clubbing his nuts flatter and flatter, and finally working the last three spiked balls down into his cock.

Taurus's cock had stretched out to twice its size. Harold how had to use both hands to jerk him up. "Hay Taurus, you feel that?" He said jingling a little piece of chain up around the tip of his cock. "That's the chain needed to pull all these sons of bitches out of your dick." He tickled it against the end of Taurus's cock some more. Taurus had cried so much now that his cheeks hurt. "You want me to shove that in your cock too?" Taurus was shaking his head NO!!!!!!

"Emmmmmm......" Taurus murmured out.

"Was that a Yes!!!, I heard?"

"EMMMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus yelled.

"Okay man, looks like this is happening. In it goes!"

Harold balled it all up and pushed it right into of Taurus's cock stuffing it in with one finger. Suddenly a huge glob of cum exploded out of Taurus's cock everywhere. Harold wiggled his finger around as he came to help him out a little. Taurus was crying out with every rush of cum that gushed up through the wall of spikes. Finally Harold uncorked his finger. He let Taurus's cock fall to the side from the weight of the spiked balls. He hopped on down from the box and toweled off. Upon returning he threw the towel to the floor where a puddle of cum now pooled. He moved it around with his foot, and then brought it up the side, and damped off the top of the box.

Harold then bent down so Taurus could hear him better. "I hate to tell you this, but that chain needed to pull the spiked balls out of your dick is still in there."

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????????" Taurus groaned out and cried.

Carefully Harold ran the towel around Taurus's cock which was now as thick as a meat loaf, and peered inside. All he could see were spikes. "Yeah looks like one of the balls got turned."

Taurus flexed his cock a little but found he could barely lift it up an inch. "EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

"Nah it's late." Harold said. "I should be in bed."

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!??!" Taurus shook about.

"Besides... What's in it for me?" Harold asked standing off to one side, arms crossed.

Taurus sighed. A moment later the box heaved to one direction. It didn't have quite enough momentum though so it slammed back into place. Taurus tried again, this time getting it. The box slammed down so that Taurus's cock now aimed away from Harold, his nipples were now up top, and Taurus's cock gagged mouth aimed right at Harold. Taurus's dick slowly fell in the straight out position which readjusted all the spikes around and hurt like hell. "Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!"

Harold scoffed. "So much screaming. You're like a big baby." He uncorked the dildo from Taurus's mouth. Upon doing so he felt something funny. He unbuckled the main belt that went through Taurus's nose ring and pulled out the metal bite gag. Taurus had been biting down so hard on that sucker that he'd managed to crush the two halves together. "Goodness, I'm glad I didn't have my dick in there."

"Yeah." Taurus cried out. His deep manly voice had turned into a screeching whimper. "Now come on." He cried out begging. "I want to suck your dick off."

Harold shrugged his shoulders. He inserted another bite guard, redid the belt, and then carted over one of the fucking machines. He hooked Taurus's dildo up to the end and made the device fuck Taurus in the mouth. He didn't do this because he didn't trust Taurus at all, merely for the fun of it. Being the nice guy that he is he then went around to the other side. Grabbed onto Taurus's cock and slowly worked the spiked balls out of his friend's dick one by one. It was easy once he'd found the little chain and they all just sort of popped out one after the other with a surprising complete lack of blood. Taurus's cock had fallen limp afterward and stretched out. Harold cringed at the sight of it. "Well that won't do at all."

Harold went and got a special Minotaur Milker which he slid Taurus's dick into. It had a clear vacuum tube on it, with latex sheath inside, and a metal pipe inside of that. The metal pipe was inserted into Taurus's cock, and had lines of spikes which spiraled around it all the way up. Harold turned it on and the metal pipe started to slowly spin inside of Taurus's dick. It wasn't as painful as the spike covered balls but still poked around enough to make Taurus cringe, and pant. The latex sheath alternated between sucking his cock and then tightening down against his cock. He was hard again in no time which meant that more of the spikes now rotated inside his cock. There was a little strap that Harold attached around the base of Taurus's nuts. This started to send little currents of electric through his dick. Taurus could feel it all up the metal rod and the thing had him cumming in no time flat. Harold hooked the little tube at the end onto one of those large judge one sees atop the water coolers. The jug was empty but Harold knew it wouldn't be for long. Taurus's cum began to pour out into the jug. Taurus was nothing if not a great big cum factory. Harold increased the power to the cum sucker and stepped out a moment. "I'll be back, gonna get a sandwich or something. Want anything?"

"EMMMMMMM!!!!" Taurus moaned.

"Great I'll get you something." Harold said.

VII.

Bear had taken some rope to hog tie Officer Kelly. He then removed one of his boots and pressed his sock covered foot up against Kell's face. Kelly inhaled it deeply and rubbed his face against it. Bear removed his other boot and put his other foot up to Kell's face. Kelly shook his head to one side but Bear kept moving his foot right up against Kell's nose. Finally Kelly bit at the end of Bear's sock and started to pull them off. A few moments later he'd removed both socks from Bear's feet. He started to lick Bear's feet. As he did this Bear reached down to pick up his socks. Kelly looked up at him but Bear pressed one of his feet up across his eyes. "No peaking." Kelly sucked the toes to his other foot. Bear tied his socks up into a knot and then quickly removed his feet from Kelly's face. He bent down and shoved his socks into Kell's mouth.

Kelly groaned a bit, and then Bear had him roll over.

The two of them had been fucking like rabbits ever since Harold had left them along in here so now they were experimenting with a little bit of role play. This would be the eighth time Kelly had came. Bear jerked him off and no matter what they did it seemed they couldn't get their dicks to go soft. Not that that was a bad thing but in a world full of Make Your Dick Hard Spam and Call a Doctor if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, they just didn't know what to do.

Bear swallowed all of Kelly's cum and the two just threw themselves back against the floor. Bear stared up at the ceiling. "Dammit I'm tired of cumming. How about you?"

Kelly grunted. The socks were still in his mouth.

Bear untied him and the two laid there on the floor embracing one another. They were tired from all the wrestling they'd been doing and still had these raging boners. It was annoying though because their dicks were like, hot to the touch. They both pressed them against the cold stone floor. It felt soothing but didn't do any good.

"Jesus man I need to go get some ice water or something." Bear said. Getting up was difficult.

Kelly grabbed a hold of him. "Take me with you." Bear laughed. And then he started to drag his friend around.

Outside their room they had no idea where to go. They saw the lawn of the back garden and though maybe the cool sand here would help. So Bear dragged Kelly out there and Kelly speared his dick into the sand. "Ohhhhh." He soothed. "Dude you got to try this."

Bear did the same thing. They were both glad they were friends able to share this awkward moment. Prior to this the only moment that had come close was that time they bet on the football game. They were both drunk and the loser got pissed on by the winner. Bear had lost and what had followed was magical. Their lives had been full of strange moments like this where they "Bro'd Out." but never anything sexual. At least not anything more than seeing each other naked in the shower. They were the odd balls. All of their friends settled down in relationships while they never stopped partying. It was good to finally cross this boundary in their relationship.

Harold returned to find Taurus had already filled up the jug 2/3 the way. He undid Taurus's belt, unzipped his mouth, and removed the dildo. He then inserted in a freshly cooked hotdog that was even larger than the dildo had been. "They call it a 5 pounder." Taurus choked on it a little. Harold hopped up on top of Taurus's box and let his legs hang off one end so he could look down and see Taurus struggling to eat the thing. He ate a taco which was dripping with hot sauce and melted cheese. Too much in fact, so he turned it to the side and let it drip down onto Taurus's dog.

They both finished eating. "Hay Harold?" Taurus asked. "Can you get me something to drink?"

"Sure give me a sec." He said.

Harold removed the Minotaur Milker from Taurus's cock. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Taurus shivered as the spikes pulled out. Taurus could hear as Harold heaved around the huge jug of cum. "Ummm." Taurus mused. "Are you going to make me drink my cum?"

Harold stepped over to the control panel. "What else would I do with it?"

Taurus sighed out and groaned. "AWWWWw I hate drinking cum... especially when it's mine." He pouted.

Just then the floor started to lift Taurus's box up in the direction towards his cock. "Wah, What are you doing?" Taurus asked. It lifted him up higher and farther to flipping right onto his dick. "Harold? HAROLD!?" SLAM!!! Taurus's box landed square on his cock and balls. "AHHHHHHHHHHH. FffffffffffffffffFUCKER! YOU FUCKER!" He breathed in and out heavily. "yeah." he said. He shifted around in the box. "You fucker," there was a hint of pleasure in his voice. "Feel those. Ohh yeah. My nuts are flat! You fuck... you."

"Yep." Harold confirmed, noting the very small gap between the box and the floor.

Taurus shook about with excitement. Harold hopped up onto the box. He laid to the side and let his cock poke the side of Taurus's mouth. Taurus shivered with excitement. "Still thirsty?" Harold asked. Taurus shook his mouth yeah. Harold grinned. "Well you're gonna have to work for it." He rolled onto Taurus's mouth and inserted his dick down inside. Harold began to fuck him while Taurus moved his tongue around and tried to suck his cock. The motions of Harold hopping up and down tenderized Taurus's balls into the ground. Harold had started cumming in no time at all. Taurus drank it up. And then he found Harold hadn't removed his dick after he was done. Harold started pissing. Taurus drank it all.

Harold hoisted the jug of cum up into the air with a chain that hung from the ceiling. He'd corked the bottle shut, and lowered the nozzle down into Taurus's mouth. Taurus wasn't looking forward to this at all but did what he was told to do. Harold reached up and put his hand down inside to remove the cork with he did, taking care not to let it fall inside. Cum started rushing out of the bottle down into Taurus's mouth. It was cold. Harold had placed it in a flash freezer normally used for making ice dildos but for the brief time it was in there it had become cool and refreshing.

Taurus suckled at it until he'd emptied the jug. He'd sucked it out of there with enough force that the jug imploded with the last few drops. Harold removed the jug and chain entirely and Taurus breathed out. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

Back went the cock shaped ball gag. Harold zipped his lips closed and reattached the belt as tight as it would go. There was no need for the cock sheath or bite guard anymore. Harold had had his fun. He walked over to a lever. "Hay Taurus..."

"Emmm?" Taurus grunted.

"If I ever see you again. I'm going to turn you into a dildo and throw you in the trash."

"EMMMM???" Taurus grunted.

Harold pulled the lever. The trap door leading down into the maze opened up beneath Taurus's cock and ball. The the immense box fell straight down, sending a big rush of air past Harold as it left. A second later there was a loud echoing crash as it careened against the hardened maze floor. Taurus had once again landed on his dick and pulverized his nuts into the ground. It took a moment for all the pain receptors to kick in but after a moment Taurus sounded an muffled yell that could be heard throughout the castle.

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"