Full Service Support

Story by Atlas86 on SoFurry

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Macabre Dragon is the wonderful co-author of this story. Please go read all of his things, for they are sexy, and that is what we like.

This is a public service announcement. Massive, sexy dragon balls are incoming, and demand your worship and pleasure. Please, leave your homes, and proceed to the nearest scrotum. If you cannot directly see a scrotum from your doorstep, please follow the scent of thick musk to the nearest dragon. If there is no specific direction that the musk emanates from, please lay down flat on your back, and brace for impact. Requests for tail hole access will be granted on a case-by-case basis. No request shall be denied. This has been a public service announcement.

God it's been so long since I've posted something. We've worked on this, off-and-on, for ages now. I'm so glad we can finally get it done and posted for everyone. I hope you all enjoy it, and again, Macabre Dragon did half of it. If you liked it be sure to go support him, too. If you didn't...I'm sure he'd love to hear all about it on his post of the story XD


Needless to say, a Prius was not the best vehicle for this kind of terrain. If Roy had known that the client lived so damn far away, he probably wouldn't have taken the job in the first place. So far, all he knew was that when he showed up at the shop today, his boss slapped a toolbox in his arms and turned him around at the door. He told him to drive to some address he'd written on a scrap of paper, but nothing else besides the fact that he would pay triple-time and double labor to whoever took the job. It had seemed too good to be true; he could take a month unpaid with that kind of money. However, his heart had immediately sunk when he punched the address into his GPS. Every client had their quirks, that was for sure, but they didn't usually live at the top of a goddamn mountain.

The road was plenty wide as he drove up, a measly three hours from the office, but again, the payout would more than cover the gas in a vehicle like this. He kept his car to the far side of the lazy right-curved road, blinded by the sheer rock wall that he wrapped around. Lucky for him too, as a wide-load eighteen-wheeler came around the blind turn with what looked like an empty cattle trailer in tow. What kind of place was he heading to? A few minutes later, he found his answer.

A massive wooden door, sunk into the mountain itself, loomed up in the road before him. To the right was a large parking lot, currently empty, which he pulled into. It was eerie quite up so high, with a view of the whole city far below. It was crazy, the whole thing was crazy. Was this some kind of secret military base? What the hell would be up here, and so enormous? The door was bigger than his rich grandparent's house, and that thing was two stories tall with vaulted ceilings. He grabbed his toolbox from the seat beside him and walked towards the door, the shifting gravel echoing in the silence. When he finally reached the edge of the door, he had a sudden revelation. Was he just supposed to knock? Who would hear him knock on something so big? He looked to his left and right, and found something that made his eyebrow rise. Off to his right, attached to the stone that framed the door, he saw a small brass plate with a button on it. It looked so out of place, but its purpose was universal enough, he supposed. Stepping over to the side, he put his finger to the button and pushed, listening as a cacophonous doorbell chime boomed behind the thick wooden door. What a dumb secret base.

The familiar, dull, chime of the doorbell thundered around the dragon's home, causing Helvos to startle and hit his scaled head on the low, rock ceiling. "Gah," he grunted, his deep, basso voice adding to the horrid explosion of noise reverberating around his home, "who the hell dares come to my home at this hour?" Shaking his sore noggin and carefully backing away from the small tilt in the ceiling, the muscled black dragon started plodding slowly to the front door of his home, grumbling the whole way. His home was quite deep inside the mountain, so it was going to take him a little while to get there. Walking forwards on four legs at a brisk pace, the black dragon's eyes glowed red with annoyance. The long trek to his front door was going to be the perfect amount of time to work him up to the right amount of rage to deal with whoever the pesky intruder was. Helvos licked his chops, running his tongue along the pointed edges of his curved fangs. The delicious taste of cattle trickled into his mouth, leftover from the surface of his scaled lips. His meal had come on time today, at least that much had gone right so far. The neighbor's surrounding the mountain knew how to pay him the proper respect, lest he feel the need to go out and hunt for himself. Nobody troubled him when they knew he was midway through a meal, only fools dared to try. So, if everyone knew not to disturb him, who could this possibly be!?

Once his hunger was satisfied, Helvos always liked to have some time to himself to... satisfy another one of his frequent urges. Of course, he still didn't have a computer to help him in that regard, his old one had broken a long while back. He'd called them ages ago...when the heck were they coming? His temper simmered deep within, his anger growing hot in his chest. This had better be a good reason to interrupt from attending to his instinctual, powerfully important needs. Coming up to the large door, Helvos fit one his long, black claws into the opening in the door, pulling the hatch down with an audible click. Pulling the door open, he stuck his entire face out the door, craning his neck down towards the wide-eyed human on his front step. "What?" He growled.

"I...ah...ah...ah" He stammered, his brain immediately turning to a soft, moist putty inside his skull. There was a dragon staring down at him. A giant, scaly, red-eyed, goddamn angry dragon, with a horrifyingly intimidating glare of annoyance fixed in his direction. How was there a dragon living in the mountain? Did the city know about this? Was that was that cattle truck was for? How did a dragon place a tech order? Did dragons have computers? Had he just wet himself? "I...err...um...eh...computer..."

The dragon narrowed his eyes at the fearful little creature and sniffed. Did he just wet himself? Helvos couldn't tell, but the human certainly smelled frightened nonetheless. Obviously the tiny, vulnerable man had no idea that beast as powerful as him resided in this mountain. Probably not a local then, but wasn't the giant door enough of a hint? And what did he say? Didn't matter; probably just another poor soul sent unexpectedly to a dragon's lair. He was lucky he'd just eaten... "You better have a good reason for being here human," he snarled, "I don't like being disturbed."

"I...um...excuse me, s-ssssir..." Roy gulped nervously, suddenly deciding that it would be effective and worthwhile to hide behind his toolbox. If he wanted to run away, could his car outrun an angry giant dragon? It did take a little bit for the engine to kick in. Maybe he could just curl into a ball and rock back and forth on his heels until the scary monster went away? Yes, that sounded better. He'd have to give that a try sometime. "I...I...I was told...you called...and...and your computer...was b-broken...I'm the tech...tech...t-tech-nician..."

Helvos perked his head up immediately, the anger vanishing momentarily from his complexion. "Oh...OH!" The dragon said, throwing the door open and sitting his massive body down in the frame of the door before saying, "So you're here about the computer, I see, yes I called about that a while ago." Narrowing his eyes, the scaled beast felt a slight rage return as he tilted his head down, placing it in front of the man once again. "What took you so long?"

Seeing the dragon back down made Roy a little calmer as well, although not nearly enough to clear the stutter from his speech. He just hoped his answer wouldn't make the irritable creature even worse. Staring into those hard, crimson eyes, made him want to try that cowering thing he'd been planning earlier. "I'm...I'm sorry, sir. I was...I was...on vacation...until today. I'm the only...the only tech...that can do house calls...sir..."

The dragon continued to stare for a few more moments before nodding his head. "Very well," Helvos said, standing up. It seemed that this human would be of use after all. Towering over the man, the giant reptile looked down, studying him intently. "My name is Helvos, human. What is yours?"

"I'm R-Roy, sir," the human replied, his quivering eyes following the dragon's head as he stood. The way the massive beast's dense muscles rippled as it moved, the way its scales shone in the afternoon sun. The way it's tail swayed back and forth behind it. It was all too much to take in at once. For now, he could only stand frozen and shake in the doorway.

"Mmmmm, Roy..." the dragon grumbled, snaking his head closer for a moment to quickly inhale the human's scent, "a fitting name for a tiny person such as you." Helvos lifted his head back up, tasting the air with his forked tongue and briefly scanning his surroundings before returning to his guest. Why was he shaking? Snorting, the dragon said, "Anyway, despite the hour of your arrival it's good that you're here, Roy the technician. I've been in need of your services for quite some time now." Lifting his paw and turning his massive body sideways, the beast titled his head and beckoned, smiling. "Come inside and let's get started."

"Oh, ah...yes! Yes," Roy stuttered, finally pulling his head somewhat out of his cowering ass and hurrying inside after the dragon. Computers, that's what he needed. He just needed to get to work, and then he could forget all about this crazy client. Computers were easy, people were not. He took a deep breath and stepped into the large foyer, hearing the door slam closed under its own weight. "So...ah...why don't we start with what the problem is?"

Helvos turned, fixing his eyes on the man now standing in his lobby. "Your employer didn't inform you?" He rumbled, sitting his haunches down on the ground and curling his tail around him. "Typical. Fine, now I guess I'll have to explain it to you..." How annoying, the dragon thought. Why would the humans send someone in without any knowledge of my problem? Perhaps he could eat this one as a lesson...no then his problem would just be prolonged even more.

Taking a deep breath to calm himself, the dragon said, "I've called you here today, because I need a new computer. For someone like you, such a matter would be simple, but for me...things get a little more complicated. As you might imagine, dragons have need of something a little bigger so I need you, to measure me a new one."

"M-measure, sir?" He brought his toolbox forward and popped it open. Inside, amongst his various screwdrivers, cutters, and zap straps, was a small yellow tape measure. He picked it out and held it in front of his face. Sixteen feet. Somehow, he doubted it was going to be long enough. "I, uh...don't suppose you have a longer tape measure? Maybe, um, a surveyor's tape measure?"

"Hmmm..." The dragon said, moving his head forward to regard the small bar of yellow in the human's arms. He moved his paw forwards, sticking out one of his claws and touching the measure with his black tip. The human flinched back, causing a delighted grin to come across Helvos' face. Returning to his original position, the dragon shrugged, saying, "I might have something that could work, though I would have to look for it. Also, it might help if you took a look at my old computer as well, to get a better idea of the scale of the device your builders will need to construct. Come; follow me further in little man." The dragon turned, padding down the adjacent hallway, his tail turning from side to side as he moved.

Roy followed behind the dragon at a distance, marveling at the size of the hollowed-out lair. Surely the dragon didn't do all this himself. The walls were so smooth, the ceiling perfectly arched, and the floors polished to a mirror finish. That, and clearly someone had run power up here. The dragon probably didn't do that himself. Through the complex maze of tunnels they walked, in total silence save for the dragon's irritable mumbling. He was a bitter old man if he ever saw one. In fact, most of the men Roy met on a daily basis were bitter. People in general were bitter. However, he supposed the dragon could be as bitter as he wanted, so long as Roy didn't end up eaten.

Continuing down the hallway, Helvos strode confidently ahead, leading the human deeper into his home. He cast a quick glance backwards to make sure the human was keeping up, and more importantly, not wandering anywhere he wasn't supposed to. Turning his frame into a large, arching doorway to his left, the black dragon turned his head. "Come in here human," he said, motioning with a brief flick of his tail. He moved forward into the middle of the room, sitting down on a large, ragged, circular carpet in the middle of the floor. Similar to the hallway, the room consisted of a smooth, shiny surface of stone, with a dull a musty sheen covering the darkened cobbles in the odd, seemingly random spot. There was a huge, dragon-sized wooden closet over to the side, and a few weird stains on the otherwise unblemished ground, but other than that, the room was bare, save for an awkwardly designed, quite damaged computer sitting in a heap in the corner. His sharp ears could hear the tiny patter of his human guest's shoes in the polished stone hallway, slowly getting louder until finally, the smaller creature poked his head into the doorway. "This is it, Roy," Helvos stated, gesturing towards the ravaged device in the corner, "come look at it while I see if I can find something for you to measure me with."

"Ah, this is..." Roy began, stepping up to the massive contraption. It looked like a computer alright, but it was so very, very massive. It was a plain beige casing, just a basic design, nothing flashy, but the size of it. He gawked at the all the cables that looked more like water mains, ran out of the computer and to a number input devices that looked just like his. A keyboard was a keyboard, after all, even if he could stand on a single key. Through the vent on the side panel, he could just see into the pitch black case, revealing a massive motherboard and a processor the size of his car. On the front, headphone and USB ports he could climb into filled in the upper panel of the system. Further down, a large metal power button sat framed in a chrome outline, and surrounded by massive puncture wounds all over the front of the case. He had a good idea of why the computer might not be working now. However, to his greatest surprise, standing at the bottom of the case, untouched and blazing in its enormous chromed glory, was a massive HP emblem. "Really?" Roy asked.

The dragon shrugged. "What? It looked trustworthy, and it worked just fine for a good two months." When the human continued to blankly stare at him, Helvos snorted, turning to walk towards the closet in the corner. "Hmph, fine," he growled, "just make sure you get me a good one, not just a remodel of this pile of dung." He pulled open the giant wooden door. Bending into the closet, the dragon stooped low, looking for the item he had in mind. There was an odd assortment of trinkets stacked around the interior: files for his claws, the belongings of previous intruders who wouldn't need them back, a tail-ring from his younger days, various unused cleaning utensils, and a pile of dragon porn magazines in the corner. Pausing for a moment, Helvos stared at the magazine on top, which was conveniently opened to a raunchy photo of a male red dragon bending over; his haunches raised high into the air. The horny beast felt a stirring in his sheath as it started to swell, reminding him of what he'd been planning to do before Roy paid him a visit. Closing his eyes, the black dragon closed his eyes, forcing the sexy image from his mind. He needed to hurry this along so he could take care of his needs. "It has to be in here somewhere," he said, re-focusing his attention to the task at hand.

"So...I can already tell you need a strong front panel," Roy said with a chuckle. His remarkably lame attempt to lighten the mood was met with a slight increase in the amount of muffled rumbling the dragon constantly spouted, but nothing more. Realizing that it could take a while to sort for such a small thing inside such a massive closet, he took a moment to take in the rest of the room. The large red carpet sitting on the rug was particularly interesting, and helped to illustrate very well the size difference between himself and the dragon. The fibers that made up the carpet's shag texture were almost as tall as he was, causing him to imagine the dragon stepping on a large crowd of people in fleece sweaters. It was strange though, as he looked at the carpet from his limited vantage point, he could see splotches of light discoloration scattered around the center of the rug, like something had been spilled on it. Maybe the dragon just needed a giant carpet steamer. "So...how long have you lived here?"

"Ach," the dragon grunted, pulling his hand back as his claw briefly got caught in a gap between the wood. "About a hundred years or so, not too long," Helvos said, sitting down on the ground and crawling further in. The various human items he'd stored over the years were tiny, yet numerous, and the large dragon was having trouble deciphering them and finding what he wanted amidst the clutter. "I wasn't the first one here though, that's for certain...grrr, where is it? My home was built ages ago by some pompous old relative of mine, Bolgath was his name I think, or was it Borgis?" The dragon snorted, "Something with 'B.' Anyway, that was back when humans actually did things for dragons without getting paid, you know, like build them a glorious mansion in the side of a mountain because we're awesome. Spoiled, bitter, old dragon he was. AH! There it is!"

The beast backed out of the closet, turning and closing the door with a flick of his tail. He walked up to the human and opened his mouth, depositing a rolled up, saliva covered surveyor's rope onto the ground. "I remembered spotting that out of the corner of my eye one day when I was...checking my closet for rats, but it should do the trick I think." Helvos said, dreamy look on his face as he licked his lips. "Acquired it from a small, middle-aged man who felt the need to measure and document the area of my property without permission. My my, was he ever tasty."

"Err...thanks," Roy said, cringing as the soaked rope hit the floor with a splat. The rope reeked of the dragon's rank breath, which was quite in contrast to...something else. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there was another scent in the air: a lower, heady smell. It was a strange, encompassing odor, that didn't seem to come from any one place. It was like it was all over the room, being exuded gently by the walls and floors. Whatever it was, though, it didn't smell so bad in comparison to the dragon's mouth. "Okay, can you explain to me again why I have to measure you for this? Can't we just use the specifications of your current case? You've already got a keyboard and mouse, so can't we just reuse those? And how did you get HP to build you a computer this big, anyway? Pretty sure their factories can't make something quite that big..."

Helvos grinned, "OH, you'd be surprised what a company is capable of when they're commissioned by a powerful, important creature such as me." He squatted down onto the floor, lying down on the carpet in the middle of the room. "I wasn't too involved in the process, other than to offer the odd bit of encouragement when needed, but I do understand they had a bit of help from other sources to get the job done. They seemed a bit more eager to do it when they realized how I was going to pay them. I do have quite the hoard..."

The dragon shuffled forwards, holding out his paw and spreading his claws on the smooth floor. "And yes, I do want you to measure me. Certain parts of me anyway," he continued, smiling suggestively. "As you already know, that thing in the corer is crap, and it's completely unmatched to my proportions. With that rope, you should be able to get a decent measurement of my arm and hands, which will allow you to get a better picture of exactly how large the keys and mouse should be." Helvos tilted his head, saying "does that sound good? Or does your professional opinion offer anything else to the matter?"

"Well, uh...we don't technically offer custom ordering of mice and keyboards to specification..." he shrunk back a step as the dragon glared down at him from where he lay. Even if Roy had decided to turn tail and run, the dragon could easily stop him without ever having to get up. A creature of such enormity was not one to be denied, especially if he wanted to come of this alive and unscathed. "But I'm sure we could make an exception for our, ah, our favorite customer, yes."

"Hmph, good. Now get to work."

Roy sighed in relief as the dragon, Helvos, rolled his eyes and returned to a neutral position, head held high and arms and legs laid out towards him. Stepping up to the very tip of one clawed black finger, he lay down one end of the surveyor's rope and began to uncoil the rest, laying it as straight as he could behind him. He was ever so slowly moving towards the crease between the dragon's thumb and index finger, the scaled skin looking softer and more flexible here than on the rest of the dragon's body. As he got closer, he noticed something else as well: another odor, stronger this time. It was a humid stink, one that wafted into him and maybe him shiver. When he finally reached the end of the finger, he was tucked up tight to the warm flesh, and tighter to the warm smell. He couldn't help but let out a poorly suppressed cough. "You...ah...you don't...wash much...do you?"

Helvos chuckled softly. "What, do you not find my natural aroma appealing?" He said, "Washing accomplishes nothing for a dragon, human. All the water does is sap away your strength, every creature worth his salt knows this." The dragon watched intently as Roy bobbed between his digits, holding the rope and pausing occasionally to cough into his hand. Helvos tapped his claws on the floor as the human worked, humming softly to himself in boredom. "Sooo," Helvos said, "While you're busy, measuring away down there, what's your company's policy in regards to...say, a rather large data transfer?"

"Oh...well there's not much to it, really. I just run the data from one drive to another, and then I'll have you go through it with me to make sure all of the important stuff is there. There might be some additional software that requires installing as well, so if you need that, you'll have to point me to the installers. I can't say I've seen any giant CD-ROMs in here," he chuckled to himself again, a little more naturally, but still strained by stress and interrupted by his coughing. The dragon didn't bathe? Well, if his feet smelled that strong, Roy didn't want to get close to any other parts of his body. "Okay, got it. I'll do the length of your forearm next." He hastily scrawled down the number on his pocket notebook before hurrying out from between the toes at a comically rushed trot. He was trying not to appear like he was running, but doing a pretty poor job of it. When he crossed around the thumb and reached the dragon's wrist, he lay down his rope and began to measure once more again. "So...uh...Helvos...What does a massively oversized dragon in a secret underground mountain base do for fun anyway? Can't say I've noticed you taking a leisurely flight in the afternoon sun."

"I fly sometimes," the dragon said, defensively. "Just around the surrounding area from time to time, though there usually isn't much need for me to leave with everything I require already here." He hummed lightly as the human tickled his forearm with tape. "And you know...other than not washing, I do like to watch a lot of movies, dragon ones obviously. I could care less for ones involving only humans. Also, sometimes my meals are brought to me and I eat here, or I go out to terrify the locals if they forget. After that I usually masturbate, which is always a time consumer as well, and...hm," the large beast paused. "Oh yeah, occasionally I like to sleep on my riches. Which are off limits by the way, don't get any funny ideas and start exploring or anything."

"Those all sound...nice," Roy replied, looking over at the large paw he was measuring. Did dragons wash their hands? He cringed at the thought of anything that had touched the dragon's...that. When he finally reached the dragon's elbow, he took down the massive length and began to coil the rope back up. All the while, he wondered exactly why he was doing all of this. How was he going to order this stuff anyway? Could he just email Asus and have them build a tower twenty feet tall? Was it a customization option for Dell? The dragon didn't want to go Apple, did he? "Well, I guess I should measure the distance between your hands...feet...paws...uh, now. To make sure the keyboard is the right length that is..." Roy trudged back around the dragon's arm, gazing warily at the long, sharp claws as he passed by. "Could you just put your...paws...in a comfortable position? Something you'd feel comfortable typing with."

The dragon's red eyes gleamed. "Why certainly," he said, shifting his weight so that he was lying flat on all fours, his paws laid out in front of him in a typing position. As the human began his preparations, Helvos chuckled, saying, "You know, I can see your uncertainty still Roy...the doubt mixed with slight fear as you walk around me, measuring my body." Helvos tilted his head, his white teeth gleaming. "It may all seem daunting right now: the task of making a computer for a dragon is never easy, though with the amount of persuasion, I can get just about anything I want." He clicked his sharp claws on the stone floor. "And as for the fear, I can assure you that no harm will come to you for the time being. It is your job to get me a correctly sized computer after all; something I've been missing horribly for a great deal of...well, a few of the activities I just mentioned."

"Right, right," Roy replied, taking a few deep breaths to try and calm his nerves. If he was being honest with himself, the dragon was acting fairly polite to him, if not a little cryptic and just generally strange. He supposed he could forgive a dragon for being strange, though. Were all dragons like this? Were there other dragons at all? He was sure that if a dragon didn't want to be found, they wouldn't go around making house calls to computer technicians or ordering cattle by the dozen. "Helvos, are there other dragons?" he asked suddenly as he laid out one end of his rope and began to coil backwards towards the dragon's other paw.

Arching his brow, Helvos regarded the human with amused disbelief. "Other dragons? Of course there are other dragons! Lots of us!" The dragon shook his head. Was he really the first dragon this human had come across? When he looked back at Roy, the human's surprised expression answered the question for him. "Well," the beast chuckled, "you really don't know do you? Well then, allow me to shatter your perception of the world little creature," he flashed his eyes wickedly, "there are much bigger things than you that live in this world..." There was a moments silence while the man stared back before Helvos gave another chuckle, his mirth echoing throughout the room. "I'll admit, we aren't as numerous as we once were, but there's still quite a few of us, living on the outside of your annoyingly massive, noisy sprawls of metal and pollution you like to call civilization. I only know of a few other dragons in this area myself, though I tend to avoid them because...well, they're assholes. Except for this one drake I met a while ago. He was rather nice compared to the others...strong, flexible and...mhmmmm..." Helvos trailed off, his gaze staring off into the distance as he reminisced about good times.

"Uhhh-huh," Roy replied, casting the dragon a quizzical look over his shoulder. He wondered if the dragon could even see the details on his face from so far away, and with such a size difference. Well, he supposed it didn't much matter. "So...about your computer. Is there any data on there that you need me to back up and transfer for you?"

Helvos returned his gaze dreamily down at the human. "Hm? Oh, right," he said, snapping out of his trance. "Back to business. Yes, there's quite a bit of data on there that needs transferring to the new model, I'm sure you understand. Lots of files on there that I've acquired over a lengthy amount of time that are very important to me that I don't want to have to find again." The dragon titled his head to the ceiling and closed his eyes in thought. "Now, listen to this part because it's very, very important you understand me? If I lose this data I will be a violently unhappy dragon." He cracked open his eye to regard the human, who had paused with the measuring momentarily to give him his complete attention. "Good, now then: on my old computer most of the stuff is crap. Get rid of it, I won't need it anymore; however, in my 'downloads' folder there is another folder that I've so aptly named, 'Dragon Porn.' Helvos opened his eyes and fixed the human with a serious glare before continuing. "You will ensure that everything in that folder is on my new model. Every video, every picture, every story...everything!" The dragon stopped, realizing that he had craned his neck forwards in his enthusiasm and was now holding his giant head directly in front of the shocked human's form. Shrugging, the dragon went back into a relaxed position. "And we'll be good," he said, smiling.

"D-d...dragon porn..." Roy repeated, swallowing nervously. He was always one to have an overactive imagination, and couldn't help but picture Helvos spread out on his side, propping his head up with on hand and smiling seductively. It briefly crossed his mind as to what the dragon would look like...down there. He didn't dwell on it long, only enough for a small blush to redden his cheeks, and a twinge in his underutilized groin. He hoped the dragon hadn't noticed. "Nothing else you need from it? No pictures of the family? Just...dragon porn?"

Licking his chops, the dragon practically shook as he rumbled with delight. "Yes," he said, "just that folder will be fine. And please, pictures of the family? Such a human suggestion." Grinning, Helvos closed his eyes again, picturing everything that had been lost to him ever since his computer stopped working all those days ago. Sighing, he continued, saying, "You wouldn't believe how sexy some of those dragons are. Their tails are so long, and thick, their haunches so lean and perfect, their legs and flanks so muscular. Not to mention their massive cocks, popping outside of their swelling sheaths and their tail holes...ahhh, I can't wait to see them again. There's so many different poses, positions, varieties and fetishes...it's all just so...so..."

Helvos stopped, opening one eye to look down at Roy. Laughing deeply, the beast shook his head. "I'm sorry," he said, "here I am, talking about dragon porn to a human who just found out we existed. I'm a bit of an enthusiast, if you couldn't tell." Finishing his short speech, Helvos turned his head in thought, his gaze wandering over to the closet in the corner of the room, where the few magazines he had were stashed safely away in the corner. Maybe...would the human even be interested? Narrowing eyes and raising the corners of his lips, he said, "Would you like to see some?"

"I...I...I..." Roy stuttered, his face glowing like a ripe tomato. Had he really been offered porn on the job? He'd seen his fair share when recovering other people's files, sure, but to have it offered to him so blatantly? Truth be told, Roy had always secretly liked the more...exotic things he'd found. He'd even copied a few things from clients so he could enjoy it at home, but never on the job. Doing something like that on company time...especially with the dragon right here...in the room...He couldn't have been more nervous, embarrassed, and aroused at the same time. "We...I...really shouldn't. It's not...um...appropriate...you know?"

"Not Appropriate?" Helvos huffed, confused at the refusal. "What's not appropriate about it? I'm a paying customer, offering you what I can sense to be is of great interest to you." The dragon grinned. "Such things are not looked down upon by my kind human. It's a harmless gesture, a thank you if you will, for your hard work in restoring my computer. It would only take a moment, and I can smell that you're at least..." the beast craned his head forwards and gave a small sniff, "somewhat curious at what I have to offer."

If Roy could have blushed more, he would have. He'd been caught red-handed, as it were. He never would have guessed a creature so large could distinguish a scent as small as his hidden arousal. Ashamed and embarrassed, Roy looked down at his shuffling feet, and taking first notice of the small tent in his pants. Maybe it wasn't so hidden after all. Could...Could he really accept the dragon's offer? Even if he wasn't at work, and he'd just wandered to his door by accident, would he give in to temptation and look at something so...so...completely exotic? Something a very small percentage of people actually know about? His eyes drifted slowly up to meet the dragon's once more. "I...m-maybe...a little bit..."

The dragon's grin broadened. "I'll be right back." Winking at the human and standing up, the dragon turned and walked merrily over to the other side of the room, the excitement he felt making it difficult to hide the bounce in his step. In all honesty, Helvos hadn't been sure if his offer would be accepted, despite Roy's obvious interest in the matter. Humans were always so touchy on the subject for some reason, as if mating was a topic you had to avoid at all costs. That was something the dragon would never understand.

Reaching the closet door, Helvos lifted the latch with his claw, opened the door, and bent down into the closet to grab a few of his favorite magazines from the top of the pile. Backing out of the closet, the black dragon turned and regarded the human once more, giving him a lustful grin before kicking the closet door shut with his hind leg. Hopping back over to the rough carpet in the middle of the floor, Helvos dropped back down onto his belly and deposited the dragon-sized porno magazines onto the floor. Then, with a flick of his tongue, the beast slid the first issue onto the floor. "Why don't you...come take a look?" He said, his red eyes glowing with delight.

Roy gulped nervously, staring unblinking down at the upside-down magazine cover placed between them. It wasn't too late. He had what he needed for now; he could still just turn around and go back to the office. His legs began to move, slowly turning him until he could walk all the way around the magazine. His eyes never left that tantalizing image, that huge, sparkling green dragon splayed over a low, grassy hill. Its hind legs and tail were positioned just so, to make it alluring, but not to spoil the fun. He couldn't even tell what gender it was, but that didn't matter to him so much right now. He came around and stopped next to the huge dragon's right forepaw, his massive head looming up and to his left. He didn't dare meet the dragon's eye now, but he could imagine his excited grin as he watched him be mesmerized by something so wonderfully taboo. "O-open it...please?" Roy asked.

The human's eyes continued to stare, unblinking, at the dragon poised suggestively across the page. It was amusing to see how entranced the smaller creature was, and how the tone of his tiny voice carried just a hint of want he was unable to hide. A light rumble echoed around the room as the dragon chuckled. "Why certainly," he said moving his right paw slowly to the left, drawing Roy in a bit closer, "allow me to show you what that horny brethren of mine on the front looks like in a more, revealing setting."

Bringing his massive head down, Helvos expertly flicked his tongue once again, opening the magazine and turning the first few pages. A few pictures of his species displaying themselves in various positions and mating in increasingly titillating scenarios zipped across his vision but the dragon didn't stop. There was one image he had in mind that he really wanted to show first. A few of the pages were also turning oddly, sticking together as the eager beast flipped through them and making it slightly more difficult than he expected. Lifting his head, the dragon brought his left paw across and flipped that last page with his claw, smiling as the picture revealed itself to both of them in all its glory.

"There he is human," Helvos rumbled, fixing his giant red eye on the human next to his head. "What do you think of him now?"

Roy's eyes widened to a size dinner plates would be jealous of, and his heart felt like it might snap his ribs from the inside as it thumped louder and faster than ever. Whoever printed these magazines...whoever was there to take this picture...was the luckiest person alive. That green dragon was not only the sexiest creature to ever exist, but he knew it as well. A look of smug satisfaction adorned the dragon's face as he turned back to the camera with half-lidded, seductive eyes. He appeared to be draped over the same low hill, although in this picture, his large rump was facing towards the eager lens. With his long, sinuous tail hiked and angled just off to the side, the quality photographer was able to capture every little detail of the dragon's exposed body. A long, fully-erect, black cock was pressed into the hillside between the dragon's powerful thighs, showing the immaculate underside next to a fallen log for convenient scale. Just above that massive, poised bundle of flesh, a huge pair of testicles not unlike boulders in size and apparent weight hung inside a well-stretched scrotum. Even in the picture, they looked so soft and inviting. However, even with those two marvelous attractions, they did nothing to draw Roy's attention like what lay above them. Soft, smooth, and slightly blackened in color, the dragon's puckered anus was prominently displayed between his large rump cheeks. He immediately felt an extra, almost painful strain on his pants as his cock leapt in excitement and wonder. Without thinking, he crawled onto the picture itself and lay his hand over that enticing entrance. He closed his eyes, and imagined the smooth, slightly sticky page was the velvety rim of the dragon's pucker. From there, the image assembled itself with stark realism that only a mind taken over by lust could produce. It was like he could feel the heat from it, hear the soft, squelching interior, and smell the deep, rich musk that wafted out from all over that wonderful dragon's body. The picture itself was almost the same size as him, and he could only imagine what it would be like to actually face such an orifice.

Helvos watched in mild surprise as Roy ogled the erotic image of his species with wonderment. His pointed, scaled mouth was left hanging open as the human left him and walked out onto the page, touching the picture with a clear sense of awe. The scent of man's arousal was growing heavier by the second, a fact that was known to the dragon even through the constricting clothing.

He'd always assumed that all humans were predictable, boring, and set in their orderly, pointless ways that never made any sense. It seemed however, that this particular member of that dull species was ready to prove that assumption wrong. The human was absorbed by the picture; touching it and gazing into the green dragon's tail hole with a lust that rivaled even his own. It was...actually pretty hot. Helvos closed his mouth and his eyes widened, surprised that such a thought would cross his mind. He shifted his haunches against the rug and lifted his tail slightly as he felt himself swell with arousal at the sight.

Was he really getting off to a human touching another dragon's tail hole? What would that feel like? Sure, he was a little pent up and was planning to jerk off once Roy left but what if....? The dragon narrowed his eyes, his thoughts racing before an idea popped into his head that caused him to smile. Perhaps this enthusiasm could be channeled towards his needs...that would definitely be a first. Of course, the black reptile had already seen some porn involving his kind and the little creatures but he always that such willing delights were out of his reach. It was simply too good an opportunity to pass up. "Enjoying yourself there I see," Helvos said, keeping his voice low.

"Oh...oh I...um..." Roy stuttered, his face a delicious shade of beet. His eyes ventured down his body to where he was surprised to find his hand softly groping himself through the front of his pants. He didn't remember moving his hand down there, but it sure felt good. He supposed there wasn't anything wrong with telling the dragon how he felt at this point. He was already half-masturbating in front of him while kneeling on his giant gay porn magazine. What scraps of self-consciousness could he possibly try to hang on to now? "I...yes...I've seen...I've seen a lot of different kinds of...um...porn...on the computers I've fixed. The...umm...the ones with asses in them...sometimes even a horse...those were the best..."

"Horses, ha!" The dragon chuckled, amused by the human's openness. "So you do look at porn! I knew it. For a second there I thought you were kidding yourself." Pulling his arms in, Helvos stood up, turning his head and twisting his rear to give it a brief inspection. The reptile grinned, turning his gaze back to the human as saying, "Yes, I suppose my haunches would have some similarities...no? I believe mine is a little better, wouldn't you agree?" When the human continued to stare, hand on crotch and un-responding, Helvos gave another snort and moved himself back into his normal posture. Perhaps it would be best to just be blunt with the smaller creature.

"Look, it's obvious that you're attracted to all this Roy. The smell of your arousal has been wafting through my nostrils only minutes after you got here. I can understand your timid attitude towards it however; it must be strange being introduced to a creature you had no idea existed, only to find that you have a powerful attraction to him." The dragon smiled, lowering his voice to a deep rumble and crouching slightly lower to the ground. "Well, human, it is not within my nature to pass up the possibility of satisfaction, especially if it means my own. Though I have committed myself to quite a few sexual encounters, I must admit that being with a human would be a first experience for me, one that I would be willing to try with one as blatantly curious as you." The black reptile gave his best seductive smile. "I am, after all, quite a bit more real than the dragon you're groping over there."

Was Helvos being serious? Was he really asking Roy to have sex with him? He...he was huge! How could they even...He'd squash him. Sure, he supposed the dragon was...a little bit attractive, with his shining scales, and his well-toned muscles, and his deep...seductive voice...and his...toned thighs...shapely rear. He must be quite well-endowed under there. Slowly but surely, the image of the green dragon posing for him was replaced with Helvos splaying himself over that hill. Would it really be so bad, as long as they were careful? He couldn't go back to the office all hard like that, and he couldn't just jerk off with the dragon right there...

"Maybe...Maybe we could...a little bit. We just...just be gentle...It's...It's my first time, too...with anyone..." Roy said, averting his gaze down to the floor as a shy blush lightened his face to a peachy tone.

The dragon's lustful countenance melted away to one of shock as he sat down on the carpet. "Really?" Helvos stuttered in disbelief. "Not even with your own kind?" The human shook his head. "Wow, if I'd had known that I would've asked you sooner. And I'm REALLY glad I didn't eat you too," the great reptile chuckled, "that would've been an immensely unfair fate for you." There was a moment of silence as the dragon stared at the human, seeming to muse on something before shaking his head and zapping back to reality.

Regaining his pleasured look and moving himself into an eager crouch, the dragon said, "So is that a yes then? Would you like your first time to be with me? I promise to be as...gentle as I can. I do have a few...safe-ish ideas we could try." Helvos grinned.

"I...I'd...I'd like to try...with you," Roy gulped, staring up at the dragon from paw to snout as if this was his first time comprehending his massive size. "Just...be careful, okay? I'm so little, and you're...well you're huge. Don't...don't fall on me or anything." He took a deep breath, calming his nerves with a soothing, earthy perfume floating in the air, and stepped down off the magazine page. "How...how should we start?"

"Well," Helvos replied, sliding his tongue across his lips, "you can start by removing that bothersome clothing. I don't think this will work with that cumbersome fabric on. After all, I can see your member pressing against it, while I've been naked this whole time. I believe it's your turn." The dragon narrowed his eyes. "Unless you want me to remove them for you..."

"N-no! No...I'll do it." Roy blushed as his eyes flitted between the floor and the attentive dragon. There was no way he'd be able to convince him to look away while he undressed, but yet again, what was the point in that. If he was going to go through with this, the dragon would get to see him naked anyway.

Setting aside his self-consciousness for a moment, Roy reached down and grabbed the edge of his shirt, pulling it off his lanky torso. He had no muscle definition to speak of, but he wasn't fat or anything. Next, to his chagrin, came his pants, which he slipped off alongside his socks. With his body now entirely uncovered save for a tented pair of briefs, Roy's blush increased as his fingers closed around the waistband. In one quick, painless tug, he slipped the underwear down his legs and kicked them to the side, standing completely nude and erect in front of Helvos' keen eyes. Cooing softly to try and dissipate the tension, he waited for Helvos to continue.

"Ah, that's more like it," Helvos said, smiling and looking down at the human's naked form. "I suppose your cock is...almost how I imagined it would be." In all honesty, this was the first time the reptile had seen a naked human from this close. Sure, the he'd seen them on his computer and in magazines from time to time, but never where he could smell them, or taste them... Well, maybe taste them, but the clothes always got in the way.

The dragon smiled when he noticed Roy blush even more, and he let out a deep chuckle. "Ah yes, I suppose that particular shyness isn't something we can purge you of just yet, but no matter." Sliding his right paw forwards and dragging his claws across the ground, the beast placed his fingers on the measuring rope and manual left discarded on the ground and lightly threw them to the side. "Now then," he continued, his deep voice lowering, "Why don't you come onto the rug over here next to me and pick a spot to...lie down."

"O-Okay..." Roy said, and slowly stepped around the dragon's side to a large, open patch of carpet. The plush fiber felt like tall field grass against his shins as he walked, and tickled against his back as he lay down. He reached out to squeeze one of the singular strands, and noticed that above its soft weave was a barely-noticeable off-white, crispy coating. It seemed to be all around him as well, although he hadn't felt it everywhere on the carpet. However, considering how close-at-hand the porn magazines were, Roy quickly realized that what he must be lying in was a patch of dried cum, sprayed all over by a horny beast unconcerned with cleaning up after himself. His mind wandered to an image of Helvos stroking a massive member, cum erupting from it like a geyser. He thought about it coming down on top of him, and his cock gave a little leap. Looking up at the massive dragon from where he lay, appearing even larger than before, he gripped the cum-soaked carpet with a mixture of apprehension and excitement.

"An excellent choice, that spot really suits you, Helvos said giving the human a smirk. Licking his lips, the black dragon pushed himself into a standing position, his great muscles tensing before he began to slowly creep forwards.

"Now, aren't you quite the sight," he rumbled, stopping once his face was hovering directly over the splayed human. Bringing his pointed snout down, the reptile inhaled, breathing in the smaller creature's scent and sighing with delight. "Usually any human I've seen in your position is frightened for their life, frozen in place by fear right before I lap them up and consume them as my next meal..." The dragon's smile broadened when he saw the human's eyes go wide with fear, yet still contain a powerful sense of eagerness. "You know..." he continued, "I saw that lustful look in your eyes ever since you started measuring my paws human. You want me on top of you don't you...to walk over top of your tiny little form and lower my cock onto your naked body...you would like that...as I'm sure I would too." Helvos turned his head, his red eyes flashing. It was always fun to tease. "What do you say, hmm?"

"A-a...ah..." Roy stared wide-eyed up at Helvos' head, looming so close he could reach out and touch it. After every inhalation, a blast of hot air breached over his naked body, causing him to shiver as if the regular air temperature was that of the Arctic Circle. The dragon looked so intimidating, thick nostrils flaring to drink in his scent, huge lips curled back to display a sharp, toothy smile. It was true; Helvos could gobble him up like he was nothing more than a breadcrumb. Bathed and tasted by the dragon's massive, fleshy tongue before he was tossed down his throat and never seen again. It didn't make him afraid, it turned him on. He'd never been more erect in his life, so much so that it was nearly painful. Just the thought of what the dragon had said, to be smothered beneath a cock as large as a pickup, made him strain not to start stroking himself. "Y-yes...sir...That sounds...wonderful..."

"Yes...yes it does..." Helvos replied, his mind briefly wandering as he stared down at the eager human. He had to admit, the thought of sitting on Roy's tiny, naked body aroused him beyond belief. The rug underneath both of them stood as a testament to the dragon's love of pressing and rubbing his cock into soft surfaces, using the immense weight of his body to massage and stimulate his aching member. Though he would have to be careful with the human, the thought of his smooth, scaleless body pressed against him was enough to make his tip of his penis push slowly out from the folds of his sheath. He wanted nothing more than to jump forwards and slam his hips down, but that would be no fun. Certain things were best if they were dragged on as long as possible...

"Very well, Roy," Helvos growled, snapping back to attention. "That's exactly what you're going to get; but first, allow me to..." the dragon gave another one of his smiles, "get a little bit of your taste..." Without bothering for an affirmation from the human, the dragon moved his front paw forwards and lightly put two of his scaled digits over the human's chest, not enough to hurt the man, but enough to pin him down. Lowering his head, the dragon slid his tongue out from behind his black lips and slowly began to drag his massive muscle over the human's legs and up to his erect member, pressing and licking at the lower parts of his body with an amused sense of curiosity.

"A-Ah!" Roy exclaimed as the dragon's clawed fingers wrapped over his chest and immobilized him. He watched with morbid excitement as the tip of his tongue, bigger than his body all on its own, slithered from between his lips and pressed against his small body. He shivered and tried to struggle out as the tongue enveloped his legs in sticky saliva, undulating all around his limb and, more importantly, his cock. The heat, the pressure, and the slimy lubricant all wreaked havoc on his poor member, sending jolts of pleasure unlike anything he'd ever experienced before. He wriggled and jerked against the two digits pinning him, more in an attempt to thrust his hips than break free, and moaned out shamelessly as the pleasure overwhelmed him. The dragon was an expert, a true master of pleasure, and Roy was no match for him. With a pathetic little whine, his orgasm burst forth over the dragon's enormous taste-buds, leaving him breathless and amazed. Was this what he was in for as long as he was beneath the mighty dragon?

Eyes widening in surprise, the Helvos continue to massage the human's body, chuckling as Roy squirmed underneath his scaled fingers, the throes of his powerful orgasm coming to a close. Licking a few more times, he drew the man's seed into his mouth, the salty taste barely noticeable amidst the vast pounds of flesh and saliva that consumed it.

Licking his chops, he smiled happily down at the panting human. "Well, well, that was fast..." he said, flashing his pointed teeth, "it seems I haven't lost my touch." Lifting his paw up, the reptile regarded the semen on his fingers with amusement. "And will you look at that...cumming all over me like some sort of horny animal," he shook his head before grinning wickedly. "For that, I'm going to have to repay you in kind." Licking the semen off his paw and swallowing, Helvos gave the human one last look before he slowly began to walk forwards.

Stepping over the human's form, he moved his toned, serpentine body with purposeful, teasing motions as his hindquarters grew closer to their mark. His tail and hips swung from side to side, and the beast expertly tensed the muscles along his stomach and flanks to provide the man with a small show. He had to make this a treat. This was, of course...his first time seeing a dragon's crotch in person. Bending his head down, to glance in-between his front legs, Helvos stared at the human, who was now lying directly under his haunches. Lightly humping the air to tease the human further, he rumbled and exhaled hot air in the human's direction, saying, "So, Roy, like what you see? A little bit better than a magazine...wouldn't you say?"

"Y-yeah..." Roy said between panting breaths. In the shadow of Helvos' belly, he stared up at an unheard-of sight. A cock, long, tapered, and smooth, hung half-erect from the folds of his sheath, angled under its own weight to stare directly at him. Just below it, a pair of testicles hung, each one nearly the size of his car, and yet the softest, supplest things he'd ever seen. Everything between Helvos' legs gave off an incredibly comfortable warmth, as if he were basking in the midsummer sun. Alongside that, the dragon's musk was rich and potent, filling Roy's lungs with spice and making his mind go fuzzy. He wanted everything this dragon had to give him. "I...I'm not even sure where we should begin..."

"Mhmm," Helvos said, shifting his weight and widening his hind legs, "you let me worry about where we should begin little human." Turning his back paws outwards, the dragon bent his legs, tensing the muscles in his thighs and slowly lowering his haunches towards the human on the carpet. Once again, the urge to simply slam his hips down was almost overpowering, but the reptile cringed, resisting his bodily desire to rush the situation at hand. Arching his tail back and shuffling his legs further apart, he did his best to slowly lower himself, keeping his front end upright while his back end descended. Not knowing how close he was to planting his groin on the human, he glanced down, between his legs once again, grinning as he saw his sac just a few feet above the shaking human on the ground, the massive, scaled orbs completely dwarfing the little man as he stared longingly up at them.

Opening his mouth to ask the human's permission and offer reassurance, the dragon stopped himself, clicking his mouth shut and giving a small grin. No need for that. Instead, he simply continued down, enveloping Roy in the vast, soft folds of flesh. His tongue hung from his mouth and he shivered as Helvos felt the smaller being struggle, pushing against his sensitive testicles, his cock growing steadily larger with the stimulations.

It was really happening. He, a person of...questionable sexuality, was about to be smothered beneath a set of testicles larger than himself twice over. It was terrifying, exciting, and not to mention the most arousing thing he'd ever seen in his life. So soft, so warm, the flesh molding to the waving testicles inside as they lowered on either side of him. They were so close, he could nearly touch them...and then they stopped. Every moment they hung above him was agony, taunting him with their wonder...and then they fell. In an avalanche of hot, musky flesh they collapsed upon him, the two solid testicles landing on the carpet on either side of him while the supple scrotum was draped over him. It was too much, he just had to touch them. He had to push and pull against them, massage the sweet flesh and grab it in his hands. He had to smell it, run his nose through all the air pockets and revel in the sweet, musky scent that overwhelmed him. He couldn't help his tongue, either, as his lips burst open and he began to suckle as much of the rich-tasting flesh as he could. It tasted as earthy as the musk it exuded, and its flavor danced on his tongue as his tongue danced on it. He felt like he belonged down here, beneath the mighty dragon, and the soft growls of pleasure from above seemed to show that Helvos thought the same.

It was unmistakable, the immediate difference Helvos felt as he lowered his sizeable testicles onto the lucky human. He'd reveled in the sensations the rug had given him before, the soft surface pressing against his groin, massaging his testicles and cock as it steadily rose from his sheath. This time however, there was a small, and clearly eager form tickling him, pressing up and stimulating his immense, scaled folds of skin. It was more pleasing than he expected. Growling while straightening his tail and widening his legs even more, the dragon opened his thighs and lowered his weight as much as he dared, pressing Roy into the rug underneath his massive haunches. The delicate flesh molded around the man, and Helvos found himself grunting and moaning at the small, yet immensely gratifying stimulations he was receiving. The man's tiny tongue and fingers danced around the surface of his balls, sending surprisingly large jolts of pleasure up from the base of his growing cock down to his twitching tail hole. Letting his tongue fall from his mouth, the horny reptile rumbled with delight, kneading the stone floor with his claws in happiness as the human continued. His penis was almost fully erect now, its entire, throbbing red length pushing out from his swelling sheath. Although the last thing he wanted to do was stop, Helvos thought it might be a good idea at this point, to give the human some air. Pushing his haunches slightly up off the floor, the dragon let his hindquarters hover while he bent his head down, exhaling hot air down at his crotch. "By my scales human, that was amazing..." he huffed, a large gob of drool falling from the corner of his lip onto the floor. "You're tiny form underneath me was, I must admit, much more delightful than I could've hoped." The black dragon bared his fangs, his red eyes glowing dangerously as he flicked his tail in anticipation.

"Do you think you would be able to handle...a little more of my weight?"

Roy found himself shivering without the heat of the massive testicles wrapping around his body. Completely surrounded by this massive creature, everything else just seemed cold in comparison. The hot, huffing breath, although in need of a little freshening, did help ease the biting cold of the midsummer air. That being said, with the dragon's balls not directly pressed against him, it was much easier for him to taste his rich musk in the open air. It wafted out so readily from every corner of his sack, bathing him in sweet, tingling aromas that left his mind buzzing and his lungs craving more. The dragon's stance left the sack just out of reach on his back, but he felt an urge to try and jump to reach it. So distracted, it took him a long time for his brain to process the dragon's question, and formulate a suitable reaction to it. "H-how much more weight?" he asked, looking up nervously at the smirking dragon above him. It must not have been too much more, considering how much the balls weighed in comparison to himself. Plus, he had said his ideas were safe...ish. "Maybe...maybe I could take, you know...a bit more weight. Wh-what are you thinking of?"

Grinning, Helvos swung his head back up to its usual position. "Well, we won't know until we try, we will little human? I admit, the weight of most of my haunches was resting on you just a moment ago, yet, I was careful throughout most of it. Usually the methods I use to pleasure myself involve a lot more...movement from my hips, if you understand my meaning." The reptile dropped his head down again, turning it to the side to fix the human at his sac with another, delighted glare. "It would bring me great satisfaction if you could take it Roy, and I have a feeling you can. Though my body is massive and strong, the flesh between my legs is soft, and delicate: able to swallow and envelop your tiny body rather than squish it." Continuing to stare at the prostrated man, the dragon's grin broadened as the man never returned his look, but rather continued to gaze longingly up as his huge, scaled sac, dangling just out of his reach. Dropping his ass down a little bit more, the beast purred as he dragged his testicles across Roy's naked form, rumbling at the pleasant touch before reluctantly pulling back. "So, little one, what do you say? Shall we continue with a bit more energy? I promise to be...careful."

Roy surprised himself by groaning aloud as the balls descended upon him once more. Their warmth, their softness, their weight; everything wrapping him in a blanket of musky, virile satin skin, and now it was rolling up his body. He was entirely covered at all times, but the way the pressure and weight rolled over his body like a wave made him crazy. It was incredible, something he could not imagine experiencing from anyone or anything else. He knew already that this dragon, Helvos, would not be satisfied by something so simple now that he was here, and yet he wished he could stay like his forever. Surrounded by these warm, massive balls, taking pleasure in giving it. Already his own cock was on the verge of releasing its second load, the dragon's single grind filling him with a year's worth of self-pleasure. The warm flesh against his skin, and the hot musk permeating his lungs, he would not last long again. He wouldn't dream deny Helvos his pleasure now, as he would be denying himself such a wonderful thing, as well. "P-Please. I want everything you have. I...I can do it. I want to do it," he pleaded, eyes transfixed by the softly swaying testicles as they hung just out of reach.

Helvos bared his fangs in happiness at the human's response. He could hear the desperation in the man's tone, a sort of begging that carried a powerful urge for him to continue. Under normal circumstances, the dragon wouldn't bother asking for the human's permission but for some reason, the drake was beginning to take a liking to the man. The clear enjoyment, arousal and curiosity Roy was displaying in his exploration was contagious, and the beast was beginning to find great joy in the sexual game they were both playing. "Very well," the huge reptile said, slowly lowering his hips, "Let's try that again shall we? With a little...added pressure." Bringing his head to his front, the dragon closed his eyes and dropped his haunches flat onto the ground with a soft thump, hearing Roy give a sharp intake of breath before his tiny body was smothered once again underneath the folds of his sac. Helvos rumbled with satisfaction as Roy began to press and squirm against him for a second time, pushing upwards and tickling the sensitive surface of his testicles. Narrowing his eyes and gritting his fangs in concentration, the dragon began to slowly increase the pressure, the muscles on his sides tensing with power as he ground his hindquarters into the ground. His member swelled, instantly growing rock-hard against the rug just above Roy's position, sandwiched in-between the scales of his lower belly and the soft carpet. Moaning in happiness, the drake dug his claws into the stone floor to each side and began to lightly hump against the pleasant surface. Rocking his body in a steady rhythm, the beast kept his promise, pumping his body into the smaller creature with less care than he'd shown before. His balls churned with seed, the pressure beginning to build into what would soon likely be one of the best orgasms of his life. Letting his tongue fall out of his mouth, the beast shuddered. It was almost unbelievable, how good the human felt underneath him, adding to the mix of heightening pleasures that coursed through his massive body as he moved. Though there was no way to check, Helvos could only hope that human was enjoying himself to such an extent as well.

All around Roy was complete softness. With the plush carpet fibers below and the supple scrotum grinding down against him from above, it was like between caught in a raging sea of velvet. The pressure of each crushing wave of sack flesh was incredible, nearly enough to push the air from his lungs with every pass. Thankfully, he could time his breaths with the brief upswing, when he could watch the dazzling sack swing back before it plowed down over him again. He put his hands up to try and make a few musky pockets of air to breathe, but even in his complete lust he had to be cautious. If he put his arms up too high, they could snap like twigs under the dragon's thrusting force. For now, all he could do was kneel and rub as it rolled over him, drenching him in its sweet heat, flavor, and scent. Even above the roaring sounds of flesh grinding against carpet, he could still here Helvos moaning and cooing with pleasure, clearly deriving more than he'd thought from such a small act from an even smaller creature. From the way the dragon pulsed and churned inside his balls, it sounded like release for him was not far off. Roy had already cum at least twice, if not three times since the dragon had begun, so he agreed that it was his giant friend's turn to enjoy the outcome of their pleasure. He began to knead and stroke harder, bringing his feet and toes into the mix to try and spread and amplify the sensation. Now, he wanted to experience a dragon in the throes of orgasm, just as the dragon had seen him.

Closing his eyes and gritting his fangs together with tremendous force, Helvos pushed himself into the carpet, practically whining with the promise of his upcoming release. His powerful body was straining, his flanks rippling as he humped rhythmically against the human pressed against him, the soft flesh of his testicles acting cushioning the massive weight of his tremendous body. The dragon almost crumbled as an incredible wave of pleasure washed through the base of his tail, spreading up through his groin and lower back with delightful, tingling numbness. His giant form rumbling with happiness, the beast's testicles clenched up against his body, semen gathering at the base of his aching cock as Helvos began to shake uncontrollably, his body on the verge of a gripping, powerful orgasm. It had been so long since he'd last cum, yet never with a human underneath him, tickling him in the most intimate ways possible. Even through his passion, the dragon's eyes cracked open, the red pools narrowing in delight as an idea pierced his ecstasy-infused mind. Grinding his haunches into the ground, he felt his orgasm begin to rise, and let out a deep growl that quickly morphed into a vicious roar. Arching his back, spreading his legs, and raising his tail high into the air, Helvos came, his reptilian cock blasting thick ropes of hot, viscous semen onto the carpet and stone floor beyond. His penis throbbed between the ground and his convulsing body as his swollen testicles churned and moved against the human underneath him. His face twisted in a ridiculous, blissful grin, the beast continued to hump weakly as cum continued to squirt from the tip of his member, pooling onto the rug's surface in ridiculous amounts of his white, steaming seed. Then, in the middle of his orgasm, Helvos shuddered and smiled, putting his idea into motion. Lifting his balls up off the human, the dragon changed his position, dropping his front and hoisting his haunches high into the air. With a look of smugness, he flagged his tail high in the air, squirting the rest of his pent up seed onto the prostrated human below.

Roy gasped, fighting against the pressure of the dragon's massive balls in the throes of orgasm right up until the point that it was gone. His arms and legs, which had been pushing against the supple flesh of the dragon's sack, snapped straight up, no longer held back by its weight. He cringed and closed his eyes as bright light flooded in, his eyes still used to being smothered. When he opened them up again, he was stunned to see the dragon's thighs arched high above him, his thick tail hiked, and the head of his tapered cock pointing straight down at him. He couldn't think of a good way to react as the primed cum cannon stared him down, especially when it fired off a shot at him. He took the volley head-on, the massive weight of a giant dragon's cum hitting him full-bore in the chest and splashing high into the air. Roy wheezed as the air was pushed from his lungs, just in time to have the cum splash down on him again, covering him in a splatter the size of a small lake. He threw himself up and coughed, trying to clear the sticky fluid from his lungs so he could wheeze through a few strained breaths. His hair and skin were sticky and matted to his body, making him look like he'd just been squeezed out of a bottle. He couldn't even see his lower body as he sat in the cum, as it sat more than a foot off the ground in any one place. A moment later, after a long moment of silence, he flopped onto his back once more, a wet slapping sound resonating around him as he sunk slowly into the fresh-laid cum, and stared up at the grinning face of the dragon high above him.

"Ahhhh, that was amazing," Helvos said, his entire body giving one last, drawn-out shudder as his orgasm came to a close, the last bit of cum dripping from the tip of now-spent, aching cock. "You were amazing," he continued, the satisfied grin on his countenance broadening, "I can't remember the last time I came like that, you really managed to tickle the right spots on me down there." After the dragon finished, he regarded the human smugly, expecting some sort of response. His gaze changed to one of mild confusion however, when he didn't receive one. "Are you alright my little toy?" He chuckled, "I didn't squish you too hard did I?" Twisting his giant body around, he brought his head low, observing the human more closely with one of large, glowing eyes. The tiny creature was drenched in his spent semen, laying completely exhausted and panting in pool of smelly, milky white. Turning his head and letting another grin come across his face, the dragon lowered himself to the ground, letting his massive body impact the ground heavily right next to the man before playing himself out in a relaxed state. "Awww, is the little human all tired? Such hard work, pleasing a magnificent beast like me..." Helvos said, letting his voice drop to a low growl. "Perhaps if we cleaned you off a bit you'd be more apt to respond..." Lowering his head briefly to the ground, Helvos snaked his tongue out of his mouth, lightly licking Roy and cleaning the semen off his small, prostrated form.

Roy gasped and suddenly squirmed as the large, wet appendage dragged over him, swiping the cum from his body in a few short licks. From the way the dragon rumbled and continued to lick even after the cum was clear, it was enough for Roy to second-guess resting so close to where the huge carnivore lay. "S-s...so..." he stuttered, sitting up with his back to the smiling creature. "Wh-what now?" He pushed himself to his feet, feeling the heavy semen rolling down his legs towards the floor, but he could not find any way out of the cum lake. Every direction just led to more and more cum.

Letting out another small laugh as he regarded the disoriented human, Helvos slurped his tongue back into his mouth, swallowing the semen on its surface with a quick, casual tilt of his head. "Mhmm, tasty," he purred, licking his lips before fixing the man with a thoughtful stare. "I've always enjoyed the way my cum tastes little human, but that was exceptionally good. Something to do with there being a little...extra in there I should think." Running his claws along the cum-soaked rug, the dragon picked up some more of the smelly liquid, idly sticking the pointed talons into his mouth afterwards and enjoying the taste some more. Continuing to lick the digits on his paw, he watched as the human shake himself, turning around to stare at him with that same curiously aroused expression. Roy still seemed somewhat dazed from his ordeal, yet he looked to be coming around. It didn't take very long for the man to display his original eagerness once again. "As for your question Roy," the beast continued, letting his paw fall back down to the rug, "I do believe I have a rather...interesting idea. Another act suited to the significant size difference between us." The giant reptile chuckled, his red eyes flashing dangerously as a new thought cross his sex-filled, reptilian mind. "Why don't you...hop inside my mouth for a little while? I think it would be something we could both quite enjoy, being the seasoned little creature you are at this moment." He paused as he gave another light laugh before licking his chops. "You could after all, use a bit of a clean...wouldn't you agree?"

"I-Inside...your mouth?" he asked, staring up at the dragon's head from the cum-streaked carpet far below. The musky fumes from the fibers were starting to get to him, making him feel dizzy and light-headed as he wobbled on his feet. Seeing the dragon's tongue dart out of his mouth made his body shiver, but not out of fear. Strangely enough, it was desire that made him stare at the long, pink appendage. He did not fear being eaten, although the thought lingered in the suppressed portion of his brain containing his sanity. It was doing a lot of whining since he'd begun having sex with a dragon the size of an airport, but all the cum had done a good job drowning it out. Continuing to disregard his cautious thoughts, he stepped forward, until he stood directly beneath the dragon's chin and craned his neck upwards. From this size and placement, the beast looked even larger than normal, like his was an unnoticed speck beneath him that had been unfortunately included in his masturbation session. However, with one gleaming eye focusing only on him, he was definitely not unnoticed. Plus, at least he considered himself very fortunate to be a part of such an occasion. "Y-yeah...I'll go inside your mouth," he replied, his eyes lit up with excitement.

"Mmmm...Delightful," Helvos purred, letting his tongue slither sensuously from his mouth as he pronounced the last word. The little human's eyes were beaming up at him, clearly showing a great deal of elation at the opportunity being granted to him. Chuckling, the dragon brought his head down, laying his chin against the ground in front of his enthusiastic little toy. "I must admit Roy, I'm feeling a little excited myself," he said, dragging his tongue across his lips. "I don't think I've ever experienced a willing human such as yourself hop so readily into my mouth. It's always been a struggle once they get in there. As hopeless as it may be for the little morsels, they always seem to think putting up a fight will somehow set them free." The reptile winked, his single, red eye gleaming with amusement. "It'll be nice to have my prey more cooperative for once." Grinning for a few moments, the dragon raised his brow when he saw a flash of doubt cross the human's features. "Oh, heh, sorry," he said, lightly shaking his head. "I suppose 'prey' was the wrong word to describe you. I assure you that you're quite safe from entering my belly little one." He smiled, bringing his haunches up into the air in a playful stance before speaking, his deep voice almost a whisper: "I'm nowhere near being finished with you." And with that, Helvos opened his mouth, letting his forked tongue roll out like a welcome mat to where Roy was standing.

His body was quivering as he stared up at the dragon before him, lowered as if he were about to pounce. It was a comical yet terrifying sight, knowing that such an action could leave him smeared across the carpet. That, along with Helvos' offhandedly calling him 'prey', had instilled just the slightest hint of doubt in him. That being said, the great red organ laid out before him, leading into the cavernous, dripping maw above, easily cancelled out such doubt. Smiling excitedly, he stepped forward and merely stood between the twin tines at the end of the dragon's tongue. It was amazing, being so small like this. Each taste bud was the size of a baseball. Curiously, he reached out and cupped his hand over one, rubbing it back and forth. Despite its great size, the slight shiver he felt through the muscular organ didn't even flex the surface. Pleased with such a result, he hauled himself up onto the end of the tongue, reveling in the way the soft, wet flesh molded around his bare feet. He took a few experimental steps, likening the softness and texture to walking in a bouncy castle, before beginning his journey into the dragon's maw. The tongue inclined slightly as it ramped up over his lower jaw, making it somewhat difficult for Roy to move. He found it much easier to crouch down and use the many taste buds as hand-holds, climbing his way up while the sensitive tongue grew strangely wetter. In fact, he could see that the more he moved on the dragon's tongue, the more saliva dripped from the ceiling ahead. Chuckling softly, he hurried up the last few feet until he crested the tongue, turning back to look at the carpet stretched out before him. Just being this high gave him such a different perspective, like standing at the peak of a large hill. That being said, most large hills weren't bordered by huge teeth, each of whom were larger than himself, and more than capable of shredding him to ribbons if he slipped. Moving past the edge of the dragon's lips, he pressed inwards, seeing the entire expanse of the dragon's mouth like the inside of an empty building. There was so much space, it was really incredible. He began to run, his feet pattering against the slick folds beneath him, until he leapt in the air and rolled. He landed on his back, the squishy tongue bouncing him up again a few feet before he settled into place, wrapped in warm, soft flesh and already drenched in the saliva that dripped onto him from above.

Keeping his open maw as still as possible, Helvos waited patiently as his human made his way steadily up the length of his tongue. As a predacious creature, he knew perfectly well the type of damage his mouth could inflict on the small, exploratory little man, and it simply wouldn't do to have him harmed now. Despite such thoughts, the dragon couldn't help but give a small giggle, which came out more like a light cough with his mouth open so wide. Roy's feet certainly did tickle. After a few more moments, Helvos felt the man stop, the tiny form impacting the moist flesh in the middle of his tongue. Lifting the corners of his lips in a pleased grin, he gingerly lifted the front of his body into the air, keeping his mouth open as he did. Once he was standing however, the pleased beast slowly began to close his giant maw, the massive jaws steadily lowering to shut themselves like the gates of large, scaly black castle. Closing them until there was only a small crack left between his teeth, he held it there, letting his hot breath wash over his delicate partner from the back of his throat. Already, Helvos could feel himself beginning to drool, the red, fleshy interior growing quickly more wet and slimy as the taste of his toy began to spread from the center of his undulating prison. Though the dragon truly did enjoy his new companion, he couldn't help but feel a brief moment of disappointment at not being able to swallow the pleasant morsel resting inside him. A promise was a promise, and he would be sure to uphold it, but damn did the man ever taste good.

After waiting only a few more moments to give Roy his last taste of fresh air, the dragon clacked his jaws shut, slurping his wet appendage back though his lips and into his mouth with an audible slurp. Growling and rumbling deeply within his chest, he sat his haunches upon the ground, moving himself into a more comfortable position as he prepared to concentrate on the task at hand. Cupping the human with his flexible tongue, Helvos began to delicately play, lifting and pressing Roy to every soft corner of his closed maw. Completely avoiding his sharp fangs, the dragon pinned his toy to the roof and side of his mouth, taking a few moments to press and rub at his naked form before quickly moving him somewhere else. Happily repeating the process over and over, the reptile pursed his lips and smiled, enthusiastically doing his best to give the horny man within as much pleasure as possible.

In the dark, slick confines of Helvos' maw, Roy was lost in a world of dripping saliva, wet folds, and endless gyration. He was thrown from side to side, mashed and massaged against so many soft surfaces. It seemed like he was just introduced to one before the dragon pulled him away and sent him to another. He was entirely at the giant reptile's mercy there. He had no control of where he was pressed against, or where the tongue would throw him. In fact, he could be on his way to the dragon's stomach now, as far as he could tell. The fact that he could occasionally feel hot air blast over his body was the only indication he was still in the dragon's cavernous maw. Despite all the danger, he was enjoying himself immensely. His delicate cock was massaged into dozens of warm, slick folds, molding around his body and leaving him entirely soaked. Saliva had slipped into every crevice of his body, even leaving a tingling against his pucker that he could not help but enjoy. He wanted to moan aloud, but his mouth was immediately filled with hot, sticky saliva. He could feel the taste buds rolling softly over his back as he was moved by the massive appendage, occasionally feeling one roll up between his legs and nudge his cock and balls. Suffice it to say, he hoped that Helvos was enjoying this just as much as he was.

Sitting down with a huge splash onto the semen covering the floor, Helvos closed his eyes, concentrating on stimulating the small, eager form within his maw. It was enthralling to the dragon, to have such a helpless being enjoying the confines of his mouth to such a large extent. Although Roy's pleasure was difficult to gauge, the odd, tiny poke of the human's erect cock was unmistakable. Occasionally the man's member would prod the soft flesh of his maw, pressing into the moist, hot surface of his tongue or the side of his cheek. When this happened, the reptile would pause his constant toying to squeeze the human harder in an attempt to give him as much pleasure as possible. He allowed himself a smile at that, the corners of his scaled lips lifted as he played with his friend for a few seconds more. Then, deciding that it was best that he let his little companion out, Helvos folded his wings, rolling over onto his back with a heavy thump and sending a small wave of cum splashing a good ways out from his sprawling form. Holding the human lightly in his mouth, he craned his neck forwards, gaping his maw slightly and sticking out his tongue. Warm drool spilling from the corners of his lips, the reptile tilted his maw, letting the human slide down his muscle and onto the black scales of his belly.

Roy gasped for breath as he was suddenly and unceremoniously rolled off the dragon's tongue and onto his large, plated belly. The light of the room was blinding in contrast to the complete darkness of the dragon's maw, and the air, even saturated with the dragon's musk, felt so much clearer. That being said, the scales against his back were nowhere near as soft and warm as the tongue he'd just been surrounded by, and the pool of saliva he lay in was beginning to cool. His limbs ached from the exercise just holding himself together had been, so he just lay there on his back, waiting to recover whatever was left of his energy reserves. He couldn't remember ever having a more exhausting day, and he'd spent most of it just lying down. "That...That was incredible," he said, staring up at the ceiling as his whole body still felt like it was rocking. "I can't believe I just did that. I was...I was in your mouth...and you didn't eat me."

Tilting his head in amusement, Helvos gave a small chuckle, causing the man on his front to roll and slide a few paces down his rumbling chest. "I know, I'm rather surprised myself," he said, licking lips in remembrance of Roy's taste. "It's been a while since I've had one of your kind to eat, but usually by about now, their little bodies are travelling down to where you lay on the other side of my scales" You're definitely the first human to ever make it back out. Congratulations."

"O-oh...Well, thank you...I guess," Roy replied, eyeing the dragon as he looked oddly pleased with himself. Had he wanted to eat him, and held back? He shivered at the thought of sliding down that clenching throat. Though, would being wrapped and mashed about by the dragon's tongue be so different? Maybe the only difference was that he had come back out the way he went in, instead of coming out...Should he ask to go back in? "S-so..." he asked, and waved the thought from his mind. It would never work, anyway. "What do you...want to do now?"

Allowing himself a crooked, evil grin, Helvos eased himself back onto the semen-covered carpet, shuffling into a more comfortable position and spreading his hind legs wide. "I think you might already have a relatively good idea of what's going to happen next Roy. As you might recall, before you hopped into my mouth, I made it quite clear that I wasn't done with you, not by a longshot." Lifting one of his arms, the dragon tapped the hard scales on his chest with one of his claws, catching the man's attention before dragging it slowly downwards to the softer scales of his crotch. Grinning as the human's eyes followed his teasing paw, he tickled himself for a few moments, pressing his blunt fingertip against his slit and massaging his aching opening, coaxing the tip of his massive cock out with a stream of bodily fluids.

"During our small, yet splendid amount of time together, I've only cum once," Helvos said. "For a dragon like me, such a thing is inexcusable, especially when my testicles are still so very...very full." To emphasize his point, he dropped his claw lower, toyed with his massive balls for a few moments before moving back to his vent. "I'm going to jerk off now human," he purred, slowly stroking the tip of his emerging shaft. "Your size is certainly lacking, but that didn't stop you from being quite pleasurable to me last time. For this next part, I'll let you pick where you want to be on my body little one. Either stay here, where you're sure to bathe in the warm, sticky aftermath, or head down there and help. If your choice is the second option, I suggest you start walking now. You've got quite the journey ahead of you..."

His eyes went wide as he saw the dragon's clawed fingers so far away, beginning to toy with the re-emerging head of his massive cock. Roy knew exactly where he wanted to be. Rolling over and pulling himself to his unsteady feet, he made a run for the rapidly growing cock. It did not take long for the towering spire to reach its full height, and at that point the dragon's claws began to pick up speed. The more Helvos' pleasure grew, the harder it was for Roy to progress. His breathing was slow and rolling, changing the contours of his chest and belly, while his body occasionally shifted, flexed, and relaxed in tune with his sparks and steady rolls of pleasure. Roy had to duck, dive, slide, and sprint just to stop himself from being thrown off the dragon all together, and all the while, his destination hung like a beacon to guide him. When he finally did make it to the base of the shaft, he didn't bother to slow down. He leapt what small, open space there was between the opening of the slit and the shaft itself, and dug his arms and feet into it, burying himself in the warm, musky wall. He could feel Helvos' pounding heartbeat from within the raging shaft, and it shook constantly as the dragon's grasping claws pumping vigorously not far above him.

A small moan escaped the Helvos as he felt the human's weight fall against the side of his cock. With a mixture of curiosity and slow building pleasure, he watched as Roy squeezed himself into the opening of his vent, sandwiching himself between the moist, puffed sides of his entrance and his hot, throbbing draconic cock. With the man wedged deep into his sensitive lips, the dragon rolled his eyes and laid his head back in bliss, lifting his hind legs into the air while his tail twitched along the ground in delight. Once again, he was surprised at how much his pleasure was multiplied from the simple, small addition of the tiny being pushing himself against his shaft. With their difference in size, it was hard to believe that any difference could be achieved yet here he was, already moaning and pumping his scaled paw up and down with supreme happiness. Perhaps it was the human's enthusiasm that the dragon found so appealing.

There was of course, an immense amount of danger in doing what he was doing, yet Roy dived right in, squishing himself down into the warm, wet folds and soft scales of his opening. Hopefully he didn't fall in. Gritting his white fangs together and sliding his practiced claw up and down the underside of his shaft, Helvos began to slowly increase his efforts, squeezing his sensitive dick and speeding up his rhythm to a greater intensity. His painting began to grow fierce amidst his growing pleasure, his ragged breathing blowing hot air up from his half open mouth. Pushing his hind legs together, the dragon squeezed his vent tighter, shivering in content as human's body brought forth unimaginable sensations that he'd never felt until this point. A small amount of pre-cum, left over from his last ejaculation, dribbled from his flaring tip and down the rest of his shaft. Opening his legs again, the giant reptile rested, taking in a few deep breaths before he brought them in once again, pumping them in a slow fashion and working his way towards another, powerful release

Helvos was really going wild now, the cock he was pressed against shaking violently as the dragon did his best to earn another explosive orgasm. With Roy held in by the clenching lips of his vent, it was impossible for him not to be swept up in the action, rubbing and licking as fast as he could along with the frantic tempo. He hadn't thought about it earlier, but the dragon's slit was a lot deeper than he had expected. He would have to be very careful not to be dragged in, or he may never get out. Clinging tight to the shaft, he tried unsuccessfully to pull his legs out of the vice. The way Helvos was scissoring his legs in the air made it impossible to escape the nearly crushing force as the dragon used him for all he was worth. He was a little proud, he had to admit, that he could cause such an enormous creature so much pleasure. It really was an uncanny sight to see, and he may be the only one to truly see it. There was nothing quite like seeing a giant dragon on his back, masturbating frantically to the human wedged in his vent. He gasped suddenly as an enormous dollop of pre-cum flooded over him, matting his hair and effectively sticking him to the shaft as more and more piled on top. He was definitely going to need some help getting out of this one, but for now, he was happy to help the dragon mash his tiny body into a titanic shaft on the verge of erupting once again.

"Human," Helvos growled, pausing as a considerable surge of pleasure washed through him. "I...gah, I can feel it coming. Hold on if you can, or you might drop deeper inside me." With a grunt, he lifted his massive head, fixing the man with a wild, primal stare. "And I am NOT going to fish you out if you do," he stated with a snarl, dropping his head back onto the ground just as another tinge of heavenly warmth spread through his groin and thighs.

There was of course, a small price to pay if Roy couldn't hold himself where he was but the dragon meant every word. If the man got sucked inside his vent, it would be quite the task to draw him back out, a task that he didn't have the time or patience for. The little creature better hold on... Emitting a low gurgling sound in the back of his throat, Helvos squeezed his legs together once last time, pressing the lips of his vent together as hard as he could as he felt the warmth of his seed flood to the base of his cock. His giant, scaled balls churned at the base of his tail, sucking themselves up into his body as they prepared to release their contents to the world. Shivering with delight, he drew his claws to the tip of his cock and squeezed hard, pumping his paw up and down in a few short, rapid bursts. His eyes wide, the dragon held his breath, allowing the tingling sensation in his crotch to grow and grow until finally, it surged through his body like a tidal wave. This, was the moment the horny beast was waiting for. With an explosive roar, Helvos spread his wings over the ground and arched his back, sprawling out against the ground as his ejaculation struck. Like an electric jolt of energy his orgasm shot through him, the first blast of his cum leaping into the air in a long, thick rope of creamy white. His muscles tensed while his tail flagged up and down, thumping against the ground with every accompanying throb of his massive cock. With his face scrunched in a ridiculous grimace, the reptile's entire body pulsed in sync with his release, bathing the black scales of his chest, belly and crotch in hot, viscous seed. Continuing to move his paw up and down, he rode out the throes of his orgasm, completely forgetting about the human lodged in his pulsing, undulating slit.

Roy cried out in surprise and nearly lost his grip when the dragon's slit mashed against his back especially hard. It wasn't difficult to tell that the dragon's orgasm has been reached, in fact he could feel a new ocean of cum rumbling from deep inside the cock as he grabbed up as much flesh as he could and closed his eyes. Riding out a dragon's orgasm while blind was certainly an experience that he would never forget. The roar that momentarily deafened him, which coincided with the crushing force of the dragon's flexing cock and clenching slit both working together to either force him inside or turn him to mush. More and more cum rumbled its way up the dragon's urethra, and he could hear it all splashing down after what seemed like a full minute of hang time. It sounded like the crashing rains of a monsoon driving towards him, separated by only a second before more weighty cum crashed down onto the dragon's belly scales. It grew louder and louder by the second, until with a deafening roar the cum overtook him, filling his ears with the roar of a waterfall. The downward pressure was incredible, threatening to drag him down into the filling slit, but he tucked himself up tight to the quivering flesh and managed to stay out of the flow. He waited for what felt like ages, holding his breath the entire time as the jerking slowly stopped, and the rolling cum behind him slowed to a stop. Beneath his chin was a tiny pocket of air, which he gasped in as soon as he felt it was safe to do so. He nearly choked on the musk that emanated from all around him, but it satisfied his starving lungs, and he could hold it until the dragon managed to pull his tiny body from where it lay, completely lost in cum and half-submerged in his cock slit, which was now gently pressing against him as it had grown exhausted.

As the last few dribbles of cum squirted from the tip of his cock, Helvos shuddered and let his entire body relax, letting out a deep, contented sigh. For a few moments he just lay there, breathing heavily as the small lake of cum on his belly flowed down his sides and onto the ground, adding to the thick puddles of spunk left there from before. Then, with a another long breath and a roll of his shoulders, he lifted his head up, causing even more of his spent seed to flow down his chest as his massive body changed positions. Blinking a few times to bring himself back to reality, he dropped his satisfied red eyes down to his crotch, studying the rather large concentration of cum that had gathered in the valley-like dips in his form. A brief flash of what was almost concern came across the dragon's features before a warm smile came across his lips. The human had been hard to spot amidst the smelly mess covering every inch of their respective bodies, yet Helvos could see the little man sprawled out at the base of his spent cock, floating lightly on the spent sperm within his slit. "Well now, that's certainly a relief," the dragon purred, bringing his paw down from his cock to squeeze the outsides of vent, coaxing the human out from his puffed lips and onto the scales surrounding it. "For a moment there, I thought I was going to have to find another human to come in and measure my computer for me."

"Is that...all...you have to...think about?" Roy panted, trying not to flounder as the dragon's paw sent him bubbling over the dangerous precipice of his still gaping slit and onto the relative safety of his groin scales. He felt exhausted, completely drained, and his limbs felt like noodles from squeezing so hard. He could only taste cock, and smell the wafting cum fumes in the air as his body was entirely encased in the sticky substance. It was incredible, really. He never could have imagined doing this. Certainly bathing in dragon cum a few times had not been on his mind when he'd been eating breakfast this morning. That being said, he didn't feel like he regretted anything that had happened today. In fact, it had been a pretty good day, today. With a content sigh, he simply let the cum waves take him where they would across the dragon's belly, arms and legs outstretched to wade through the viscous liquid.

Helvos smiled, watching as the human calmly rode the impending wave of cum, sliding across his groin for a short while before bumping into the inside of his scaled thigh. "No, not necessarily my little energetic little partner," the dragon replied, offering the man an evil grin. "Though I must admit my computer is at the forefront of my thoughts, the odd, amusing thought did cross my mind at some points during that, I must say, immensely pleasurable experience." He paused, holding his smile before winking one of his great eyes in the man's direction. "But that isn't to say I'm not thankful for your efforts. In all honesty, I wasn't expecting much, but you managed to turn this little opportunity into a much more blissful activity than I ever could've anticipated. For that, I'm eternally grateful."

Shifting his massive body, Helvos sat up some more, lifting his shoulders and chest off the ground to study the man a little closer. Noticing Roy's apparent exhaustion, he tilted his head in mock concern. "Aw, is the little human tired? It's a lot of work pleasing a dragon it seems," the giant reptile chuckled, extending a claws to lightly slide the human from his thigh back to the middle of his groin, coming to a rest right next to his now flaccid cock. "Do you believe yourself completely and utterly spent? Or are you in the mood for one, last endeavor?" He asked, his red eyes gleaming with delight.

"What...would that be?" Roy asked, sitting himself up in the thigh-height pool of cum and stared up at the dragon. The immense shadow he cast was always a little intimidating, although it was slightly mediated by the large cock that was slowly retreating back into his flooded cock slit. Even flaccid it was enormous, and it radiated a heat unlike any other. It was true that he ached almost everywhere, and that he would be happy to curl up and take a nap in the uniform warmth of the dragon's groin, but that didn't mean he wasn't up for a little extra fun. "I might have a little bit left in me...if you do?"

Helvos gave a rough laugh, his cavernous chest shaking with amusement. "Haha! What a question to ask! Even after all that, you still have some life about you..." he said, the grin on his face broadening. "Now that is certainly impressive. I knew I liked you for a reason Roy. Any other human would be inside my belly right now, yet here you are, asking a towering beast if he has anything left." He gave another small chuckle. "Ah, I'm going to remember that." After a few more moments of barely audible mirth, the reptile nodded his head, a sly, suggestive look taking over his scaled countenance. "Why yes, I do have a little bit left in me human. The next act I had in mind however, was more so going to be geared toward you, in a manner of speaking." He paused, letting the meaning of his words sink in before continuing. "At the start of this whole...act, you demonstrated a particular fascination with that rather sexy male dragon in my magazine, or shall we say, a specific part of him. I do believe there's yet one part of me you haven't yet explored, one that, as a token of my gratitude, I would let you explore, toy with, and do whatever you please with for as long as you find yourself able." Smiling down at Roy, Helvos brought his head closer, titling it sideways to fix the man with a single, bright reptilian eye, before speaking, his tone a low, suggestive purr, "Why don't you go and take a long, close look at my tail hole human?"

Roy's eyes widened in amazement. Would this really be the gift for his services? He could remember the image, clear as day in his mind. Those perfectly rounded cheeks, the cleft beneath the tail that looked so soft and inviting. If a full-gloss piece of paper had gotten him to agree to all kinds of sexual activities with this giant reptile...what could the real thing do? He had to find out. He had to see its majesty for himself. Standing up slowly, he stared right into the dragon's shining eyes with probably the stupidest grin he'd ever worn. "Y-yes...please. I would love to see your...your tail hole..."

A maniacal grin spread across the dragon's face as he heard the human's response. There a small amount nervousness in his frail voice through the occasional, awkward stutter, yet Helvos could hear the eagerness behind it. If the man attacked his aching hole with as much enthusiasm as his cock the horny beast could only imagine the amount of heightened pleasure it could release. Suddenly, another orgasm didn't seem as unlikely a possibility as before. "Wonderful," he purred, his narrow face relaxing into a dreamy, suggestive look, "I'm glad you accepted, Roy. Quite predictable I must say, by it makes me happy nonetheless. I feel that you're most deserving of such a treat after providing me with the best masturbation session I've experienced in years. Something about your little body just...tickles me in all the right places." The beast shuddered when he finished speaking, causing the human to stumble slightly as his massive body shook in remembrance.

Realizing that his movement has caused his partner to lose his balance, he let out a quick, hearty chuckle. "Hehe, sorry there little friend," he said, lightly shaking his head. "It's hard to remember how small and weak humans are sometimes. Let's get you to my ass shall we? You should be able to find a somewhat better grip there." Taking one of his paws, he placed it sideways across the side of his belly, scraping it downwards and collecting a rather large volume of thick, luke-warm semen that he pushed towards the human in the pocket of his crotch. The rough scales of his hand dragged towards the standing human, who yelped with surprises as his hand gathered him, along with a small tidal wave of cum in his palm. With a ridiculous grin on his face, Helvos pushed Roy further down to the base of his tail with a small amount of force, lifting his paw away and letting the flow of viscous liquid drop the man off at the base of his tail, washing around his testicles to slide just a few feet above his vast, pink opening.

Roy grunted and gasped as he tumbled wildly across the dragon's thick scales. He had been pushed so firmly by the dragon's palm, wrapped up in a thick cocoon of cum, and then pushed over the cliff of his rump. He bounced down the steep curve of the upturned rump, somewhere down past his massive testicles, and was suddenly free-falling. He tossed and turned, cum streaming of his body in thick globs, before he crashed on his back against the outstretched tail far below. A messy rain of cum crashed down after him, splattering over his face and chest again as he lay dazed on the hard scales. It took him a full minute to recover, his head throbbing as he sat up and took a long breath of air. Immediately, he was taken aback by the thick scent that saturated it, by far the thickest musk he had experienced yet. It was so rich, filling, as if the air itself was solid and staying in his lungs long after he had inhaled it. It left an earthy taste all across his tongue, and stuck inside his nostrils without him having to inhale. There was no mistaking where he was now. Turning his head to the right, he gazed up at the dragon's rump, raised and spread in all its glory. Thick thighs formed deliciously round rump cheeks, which in turn walled the long trench in which hid the dragon's prize. From where he sat at the base of his tail, it was a small hike up the slope, and then he was there. It was even more magnificent than the picture he'd seen. It looked so soft and warm, the only soft thing on the dragon's body save for his mouth and balls. It was easily larger than he was by over a foot on all sides, making it perfect to slide right inside. Did he dare climb inside the ass of a dragon? Would Helvos let him out again if he did? He had been assured that it was clean, so was their really a danger? So many questions swam through his head, so his legs moved automatically to make up for it. He was on his feet and walking before he knew it, and the thing that snapped him out of his stupor was the soothing heat of the dragon's spread anus against his outstretch hand. He was touching a dragon's ass...right on the hole. It quivered in response, and he jumped back as the whole thing suddenly shut tight, sending a small rush of displaced air outwards as the hole winked and expanded again. When it closed like that, it looked like it could be a tight fit. He stepped forward again, and this time placed both his hands on Helvos' rim. It was so warm, so soft, and so musky. He didn't think he could resist, and he especially couldn't leave now that he was here. Before the huge anus could wink again, he took a step inside the hole and lay down on his stomach to crawl. If he was going to get compressed, he at least didn't want it to snap his spine when it happened. He moaned and reveled in the hot, moist skin against his front, soaking his skin in a thick coating of clear fluid, what must have been some sort of lubricant. His body shivered as a twitch in the tunnel massaged his cock, once again stiffening to full erection between his body as the soft anal wall below him. On his hands and knees, he squirmed deeper into the dragon's ass, the walls getting darker and darker as the light from outside slipped away.

From high above the crouching human, Helvos watched with a keen interest, and an excited, happy look as his tiny partner pushed inside his tail hole. Though the man's excitement was palpable, he still didn't know what type of reaction he was going to receive from the small, vulnerable creature being so close to the opening and closing muscles of his puckered opening. All doubts were alleviated at this point however, as the human audibly moaned and eased himself forwards, massaging the sensitive flesh with the slimy surface of his shivering body. Feeling a small twitch of pleasure spread through his open thigh, Helvos shuffled his rump against while simultaneously lifting his tail off the ground, effectively clenching the muscles of his anus to prevent his partner from falling in completely right away. Then, placing one of his paws flat on the ground to his side for balance, he slapped his other paw onto his chest and moved it in quick, circular motions across his expanse of rough, semen-covered scales, collecting a great deal of the spent liquid in his palm before sliding down to his vent. Rumbling happily, the horny beast began to coax his flaccid member back out, tickling the aching lips of his abused vent with his slimy claws, drawing on the heavenly sensations brought on by the sinking human in his rear. He could still feel the human squirming at the edge of his anal ring, wiggling his eager body to get deeper inside the gripping, massaging folds of his flesh. With a smile, the dragon set his tail against the ground. Perhaps it was time for a much stronger being to assist in his miniscule efforts.

Spreading his black hind-legs wide, he relaxed the muscles of his tail hole and opened his rippling, twitching tunnel, allowing Roy to slide deep inside him with ease. All it took was a few, brief moments for his partner to fall completely within him, at which Helvos clenched once again, engulfing the human complete in the warm confines of his undulating flesh. Gritting his teeth in a ferocious snarl, it was his turn to squirm as sharp, powerful tingles of pleasure began to jolt through his body from the base of his tail. He could feel the tiny movements of Roy's body massaging him from deep within, a new, alien sensation that caused his spent cock to practically jump from his steaming, spunk-filled slit. Running his hand up and down his cock as it swelled, the dragon frantically stroked himself off, rumbling in extreme bliss at the mixture of sensations his reptilian brain was receiving. He didn't know how long it would remain safe for the tiny computer technician to remain inside him, so he would need to make this one quick.

This was incredible. He had long since been entirely engulfed in the dragon's warm, squirming flesh. He was still sliding deeper and deeper inside, but with everything rippling and no the entrance clenched up tight, he had no way of knowing how far it was. With the way the dragon's tunnel tightened and undulated around him so softly, he was amazed that he had so much control over his muscles. He could be crushed in an instant, and yet he had never been more comfortable in his life. The soft flesh molding to his shape, rolling and massaging his front and back with the squirming folds of muscle drawing him deeper inwards. His cock was being driven wild by it, too, Leaping and spraying pre with wild abandon against the floor below. He barely knew what was up, do, in, or out, but he didn't really care. He loved it in here, and it sounded like Helvos didn't mind it either, with all the growling and grumbling vibrating around him, he knew the dragon must have been enjoying himself. Just like before, he could hear his massive heart pumping through the flesh pressed tight around him, and it was only beating faster and faster the more he squirmed. So often he just forgot to breathe, until his screaming lungs forced him to draw in the next delightful lungful of pure musk that pocketed deep inside the dragon's bowels. He didn't care one bit that he was breathing straight ass air. He loved it, just as much as he'd hoped he would. He just hoped he'd be able to squirm his way out afterwards, too.

Helvos squeezed the powerful muscles of his hindquarters together while simultaneously pumping the strong grip of his scaled hand up and down his erect member, the pace of his strokes growing more rapid with each passing second. With Roy deep inside him, it didn't take long for his maleness to reach its full height once again, and now his cock stood stiff as a flagstaff, every foot of its thick, throbbing, veiny length pulsing in answer to the rough pounding it was receiving. The deep, rumbling growls that continuously left his half-open maw soon turned into a long, drawn out rhythm of peaking whines as the dragon felt himself drawing closer to yet another orgasm. The sensations he was drawing from the little creature's movements deep inside him were unbelievable. He felt every small tickle of Roy's wiggling, down to the slightest kick of deft, eager bend of his body. In some moments, the beast would clench tightly, shivering as his pleasure was heightened through the increased grip of his anal passage.

Sometimes, in such an embrace, the dragon could feel his partner's cock, its subtle length pressing lightly into the sides of his aching walls. Such a feeling made the dragon smile, his lips lifting even as his body shuddered in response. Even for a proud beast such as himself, three times in one session was exceedingly rare. Only the best, smutty, messy porn could ever make him get his rocks off this many times, yet it seemed that the addition of the human was granting him the same level of constant, needful urge. Flagging his tail a few more times and sucking the man slightly deeper, Helvos grimaced, his narrow face twisting into a ridiculous, scrunched grin as the beginnings of his ejaculation struck him once again. He felt the pressure slowly being to build, rising up from within as his scaled testicles began to churn and pull up against the underside of his spread legs. Then, with a roar and few quick, strong pulls of his hand, he arched his back and pumped his hips up into the air, sending the semen already on his middle streaming down his chest and up to his neck, even as new, raw hot cum began to shoot out the tip of his violently throbbing, draconic shaft.

Roy could feel the buildup to the dragon's orgasm long before he announced it. With the raging bass beat of his heat, to the increased pressure and spastic clenching of his tunnel, it was impossible for it to be anything else. The great roar that followed was muffled by the dragon's thick body to be merely a distant echo, following an earth-shaking vibration that shook him up and down in the slightly relaxed tunnel before it clamped down on him hard. His cock was squeezed and massaged harder than it had ever been before, and he too found himself groaning out the throes of an orgasm, just as the dragon around him was. He even swore he could hear the dragon's cum pattering against his scales like rain on a roof, although he was surely just imagining it. A few moments later, the tunnel relaxed, and he was free to roll over onto his back and pant like a dog in the hot, humid musk that surrounded him. From far between his legs, a beam of light sliced the darkness as the exhausted dragon's hole opened once again, showing him the way to freedom. With his muscles feeling throbbing from the squeezing and compressing, he rolled himself around and began to crawl back towards the entrance, feeling the tunnel twitch and occasionally even collapse around him, before the dragon's spastic muscles relaxed once again, and he could continue.

As the last, weak trickles of cum dripped from his spent cock, Helvos collapsed onto the floor with a deep, pleased sigh. The back of his head hit the ground with an earth-shattering thump, followed by a heavy, dull smack as his tail followed suit. Taking in a deep, contented breath, he closed his eyes and hummed deep within his chest, his left hind-leg twitching in the air in delight as he basked in the afterglow of his release. What had once been a small lake of semen on his black, scaled belly was now practically an ocean, as rivers of spent, reptilian seed flowed from the dips in his middle and down to the growing puddles of spunk staining the disheveled rug below. The dragon couldn't remember the last time he'd felt this relaxed. With a sagging, empty set of balls, and a limp, repeatedly abused cock slinking back into his dirty vent, he'd never felt so pleased with himself. His human friend had proven to be an incredibly beneficial little helper. He would have to remember to thank him once... Helvos lifted his head with a start. The human! Pushing himself into an awkward sitting position, he scanned his rump frantically for a moment, his red eyes darting back and forth until they narrowed, fixing on a small, long figure perched at the base of his tail. Roy seemed mostly unscathed, much to the dragon's surprise. He'd expected the man to be at least a little unkempt, after having been inside him for long. "How...did you get out?" The dragon rumbled.

"I...I crawled back out...the way I went in..." Roy panted, heaved over forwards with his hands planted firmly on his bent knees. It was difficult to hold the position, with the slick anal lubricants keeping his body His arms and legs felt like noodles after so much crawling, especially against the muscles that seemed to naturally want to keep him trapped inside. "Looks like...you had fun..." He pointed up at the dragon's neck and chest, which at his current angle were rapidly leaking cum down towards his stomach. In fact, Roy leapt back in surprise a moment later, as all that piled-up cum seemed to rain down around him as the dragon's position sent it all streaming down, using his thighs to guide it to fall around his tail base. He was quickly brought to his knees as the sticky dollops of cum clung to his body and weighed his weak limbs down, landing him face-first in another large pool of heady dragon semen. After a minute of rest, he rolled himself over and pulled himself up, doing his best not to slip and fall back in.

Helvos smiled at the tiny creature's stumble, baring his teeth in a mischievous grin. "O yes, I enjoyed myself quite a great deal thanks to you Roy," he said, nodding in the man's direction. "I'll admit I didn't expect much due to your lack of experience, but that didn't seem to matter, surprisingly enough. Even if you're a little awkward, your body has a habit of reaching the most...perfect places." The human shifted uneasily at that comment. Whether it was from his compliment, or from the small, twitch of his tail the beast couldn't tell, but it made him delighted nonetheless. He leaned forward, placing his head directly in front of the human as he continued, saying, "I think I like you Roy. After you leave, I'd like you to come and visit me more often, outside of your usual appointments. I do believe such a performance grants you some well-deserved visitation privileges, free of the danger of being eaten of course."

"O-Oh...Thanks, Helvos. I, uh...I think I like you, too," he replied, scratching the back of his neck idly with his cum-covered fingers. He wasn't sure of what to make of the dragon's invitation to return. Was he just going to be the dragon's toy a few nights a week after work? Did he really have a problem with that? It's not like he had any other friends to hang out with. Was Helvos his friend now? That's a pretty weird friend to have. "And, uh...Yeah. I'll swing by every once and a while, I guess. It's not like I have anywhere else to be. I'll bring us some beer...or something..."

Leaning back, Helvos fixed Roy with an evil stare before replying, "Feel free to bring some for yourself, I'd much rather you bring me a herd of cows, or a nice, delicious horse if you're feeling generous." He let out a small chuckle. "Or perhaps someone you don't like."

"I...ah...sure," Roy replied simply, unable to think of any better response for that. How many people could he fit in his car at once? No...No he couldn't do that. It wouldn't be right. That beings said, it wasn't like he could get any of the other things the dragon had asked for. Would he be offended if he didn't bring something? He could probably just play it off when the time came. "So...what do you want to do now?"

Shrugging, the dragon idly replied, "Well, now that I'm spent, the only thing I want is a nice, lengthy nap. Plus, I might get some of those humans down and the base of my mountain to clean up this mess, if they don't want to get eaten that is." He glanced at Roy. "Perhaps you could tell them on your way down."

"The base of the mountain? There's a whole subdivision down there. I live in that subdivision down there. You don't mean..." He stared at the dragon incredulously. Was he the only one that didn't know about this? No wonder there were so many houses for sale in there. What was the place called again? Fodder Heights? Yeah...yeah it made sense now.

Helvos smiled. "Yes, I do mean that, and after you do, make sure my computer arrives in a timely manner, or I will find and punish the one responsible for the delay. I believe the book you took my measurements with is around here...somewhere." With that, the dragon turned over onto his side, letting the human slide down the side of his tail and fall quite a distance down into a pool of semen gathered underneath his rump. Not bothering to check if Roy was alright, he stood up, letting the semen fall from his body as he padded over to a wide, semen-less corner of the room and curled up into a ball to go to sleep. Before laying his head on the ground, he growled in the man's direction, focusing on the small, ragged form in the middle of the rug. "And be quick about it."

When Roy's head stopped spinning, Helvos was curled up in the corner with his eyes closed. He supposed that was as much an invitation to leave as any, so he picked himself up and headed back towards the computer desk where he had left his things. Most of their...fun, had taken place on the opposite end of the rug, so the area near the desk was relatively clean. That being said, there were a few spots were Helvos' cannon of a cock had sent cum flying. One of those places, of course, was the exact spot his clothes had been. It looked like a bomb had gone off. His notebook, thankfully, had been thrown clear of the blast, and was generally unscathed. His clothes were ruined. Not a single scrap of clothing wasn't stained or soaked through with semen. In fact, he couldn't even find his underwear in there. He guessed he'd have to get them back next time. As he left the room, he watched as the dragon's body rose and fell with his gentle breathing, confirming that he was definitely asleep. With a sigh, Roy stepped out into the hallway, and turned towards the way he thought was the exit. Maybe he'd find a usable bathroom as he wandered the vast hallways. Maybe Helvos would find him in the corner as a skeleton. As he turned the corner, he saw the huge exit door down the long hall, and sighed with relief. He'd go home, figure out how he was supposed to tell everyone in a subdivision to go upstairs and clean up a lake of dragon spunk, and then go back to the office. He would have to get that computer ordered...and a couple of cranes to help him do the data transfer. Maybe when they were all up and running again, Helvos could show him that porn folder he cared so much about. If it was anything like the stuff in that magazine, then their time together was only just beginning. It was going to be a very messy friendship indeed.