THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID

Story by Admiral Akio on SoFurry

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#3 of My other stuff

Hey, everybody!

I get really bored with the few songs in Skyrim that the bards sing.

Wouldn't it be great if I wrote some extra songs for people to perform?

Wouldn't it be great if it had a chord shift in the last verse like the other bard songs?


Far away and long ago

An argonian was sold

To a citizen of morrowind

He payed a dozen gold

He bought her not for muscle

To plow and work his plot

He bought her to be a maid

And do the things his wife would not

And so he set his girl to work

He thought she would love to learn

To oil his sword and make sure he ate

And her devotion to him did turn

But while she was working hard

And he thought they had plenty of time

Their fun was interrupted

When they heard the manor door chime

When his wife found them out she said

"I suppose it's for the best-

If I did all you wanted

I would never get to rest."

The Journey Out

"Your plans are far-reaching for one who has just accepted this responsibility," my father tried to keep his voice level as I started to use words the way my mother taught me to. Who are these allies?" "Friends that I met upon my own adventures, of...

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Munyu vs. The Hero

As the festival of lanterns wound down, the mortals started to go to sleep. It was nearly the time of night where they would all be fast asleep, but the spirits of the forest demanded holidays every month. The people didn't really mind;...

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Sweaty Foreheads

We rounded the corner and came upon one of the tall spirit-mirrors that my Father had a specialty in enchanting. He clasped his hands together before it, and it turned as black as void for a moment before crawling with lights across the surface like a...

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