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Surprised? Me too

I could start writing some long explanation, but I need to write this so... maybe later

No I don't own Pokémon, it'd be cool if I did, but I don't so don't kill me please

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"So when do you wanna start?"

"Right here, right now."

"My my, aren't we a little eager?"

"And what if I am?"

"That just doesn't make sense to me, why would this time be any different?"

"I've just got a good feeling, got a problem with it?"

"Maybe I do, maybe you need to learn that I'm better than you," Chris flexed his various lightly toned muscles, "in every way," he added. "Not to sound arrogant, though," he said playfully.

Josh shook his head, "No you don't sound arrogant at all Chris," he teased, "You sound just fine."

Chris snaked his arms around Josh's lower back, pulling him into a hug, "Thanks," Chris planted a kiss on his cheek, "I knew I could count on you," he whispered, missing the sarcasm purposefully. Josh turned away, hiding his reddening cheeks.

"Can we get on with this?" Megan asked, "Like now? You two can do that later, when I'm not here," Megan heard an extremely loud sigh of frustration, she turned to see a big pink no-so friendly Chansey staring at her, she slowly turned to face Chris again, "when we're not here, sorry," she corrected, intimidated by Jessica.

Chris chuckled at this interaction, "You catch on quickly, Megan," he said, "Everyone knows not to mess with Jessica," Chris approached the pink pokémon, "She may not seem all that nice," He patted her on the head, Jessica smiled at him, "but if you play your cards right, you'll be fine." He gave Megan a warm smile, "Who knows, she might even start liking you," he added.

"Why would you want to be friends with such a bitch?" Josh asked. He glared at her, she returned the stare with a fierce look of her own.

Chris shook his head, "Don't listen to him, those two have never gotten along," he said with a sigh. He always wondered why Josh and Jessica never liked one another, "You'd think after spending enough time with each other they'd become friends at some point," Chris glanced at both the Gallade and the Chansey, he frowned, "or at least not fight as much,"

"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever Chris, cry all you want," Josh said carelessly, "I don't like her, she doesn't like me, end of story." He said bluntly, "You can't change it,"

Chris sighed, "I know, but still, it'd be nice to see you guys at least be civil with each oth-"

"Chris, could you be a dear and shut the fuck up? Just fucking spar with me, would ya? You just go on and on and on, fucking fight me already."

Chris was surprised, to say the least, Josh cut him off. Chris waved a hand, showing defeat, "Fine fine, Mr. Impatient, go to the other side of the camp and we'll get started,"

The blade pokémon quickly ran over to the far end of the campsite, Josh was eager to start the duel, he wanted to win badly, "You ready Chris?!" He yelled across the campsite.

Chris slowly walked over to his respective end of the campsite, "As I'll ever be," he answered coolly, "Now the fun begins," he muttered under his breath.

Megan watched as neither of them moved, both the human and the Gallade stood there, staring at each other, they began to slowly walk at each other. As the Ninetails watched this ritual unfold, her anticipation built. She realized they were taking quite some time to actually get close enough to even fight. Megan was losing her patience.

And she was starting to get bored.

"Are you two gonna start this, or what?"

At that moment Josh sprang into action. The blade pokémon charged towards Chris. He was holding his ground, waiting for Josh to close in. The Gallade started throwing a series of jabs at Chris. Chris weaved through the jabs fluidly, occasionally blocking with his arms. Chris was scanning as he did so, seeking an opportunity to counter Josh's attacks. Chris quickly pulled his arm back, and palmed Josh's lower stomach.

Josh felt the wind being knocked out of him, the force of the attack threw the blade pokémon off balance, and Chris seized this opportunity to swipe one leg beneath him. Josh landed on his back with a thud, only a breathless gasp escaping his lips. Chris then pounced on top of Josh, but the Gallade predicted this and had both of his feet up, ready to kick back with all of his might.

Josh's feet made direct contact with Chris's stomach. It was Chris's turn to feel the wind knocked out of him as he was lifted by Josh's raw leg power. Josh careless threw Chris to the side with his feet, having Chris land on his back right next to the blade pokémon. Josh weakly climbed on top of Chris, and punctured the ground through Chris' shirt. Chris was pinned to the ground from both sides.

"You...you bitch," Chris murmured, "This is my favorite shirt."

"I needed a minute to catch my breath, and this was the only thing I could think of," Josh replied, gasping for air.

The two continued to lie there, staring at each other. The heat from their breath filled the air, and the heat from their bodies built up. Their noses were assaulted by the smell of sweat. The sounds of their panting were the only sounds to be heard.

And Chris thought it was hot.

Chris shyly broke eye contact with Josh as the red in his cheeks became more noticeable. Josh had a blank expression on his face, then a look of realization appeared, and finally the unavoidable redness blossoming on his cheeks as well. Instead of shying away from the situation, Josh started experimenting with their newfound situation.

"What's wrong Chris?" he asked flirtatiously, "You seem bothered."

Chris resumed eye contact with Josh once more. He saw a mischievous grin he had seen many times before, but his eyes, Chris had never seen that look in his eyes before. Chris usually had a hard time reading Josh's eyes, but this time he could read them very well. It was an impish, knowing look mixed with lust. Chris could feel his heard pounding. He opened his mouth to speak but no words came out, only more frantic sounds of breathing escaped his lips.

"Aw, you can't even speak can you?" the Gallade asked, feigning concern, "Let me help you," the Gallade whispered into his ear, sending chills down Chris' spine. Josh began to grind their bodies together, Chris began to moan softly, "You love being pinned down like this, don't you Chris?"

"S-Stop it!" Chris protested weakly, "We're supposed to be f-fighting!" he explained, moaning as he did so.

"I think we know who won here, Chris," Josh answered. Josh began dry humping Chris, rubbing their crotches together. Chris could feel Josh rub up against the rising tent in his pants, as he felt it Chris heard a low, naughty chuckle from Josh, "Do you feel it, Chris? Cause I certainly can," he purred. Josh had adopted a new tone for saying Chris' name; a tone that was laced with lust, desire, and especially need. Josh lowered his head at a painfully slow pace, bringing their hungry lips closer in closer together. Chris was internally begging for contact, and Josh continued his antagonizing slow pace.

That is, until he was hit in the back of the head with an egg.

"Fucking hell! Jessica, can't you see we're in the middle of-"

"The fights over, you won, now do that somewhere away from us" Megan stated bluntly, "Go be gay somewhere else, we don't wanna see that ya pricks," The egg pokémon behind her gave an affirmative huff, support her statement.

Josh rolled his eyes, "Oh for the love of-Fine! Fine!" Josh jerked his arms up, attempting to pull them from the ground. Gradually his arms gave way, inching their way out of the ground and through Chris' shirt. Chris snapped back to reality, and, as politely as possible, threw Josh to the side. Chris heard Josh's grunts as they both scrambled to their feet. He turned to see the blade pokémon glaring at him, "What the fuck did I do-"

"I'll let you have your bath, we're both dirty and sweating anyways," Chris stated monotonously, "I'm gonna go grab a change of clothes and a bathing suit, and you're gonna lead the way."

Josh stared at him, uncertainty plastered his face, "Oh, well, alright, but that doesn't answer my-"

Chris suddenly yanked Josh so close he nearly bumped heads with him "Don't you ever do that again, do you understand?" Chris said in one of the most chilling tones Josh has heard from him in a long time.

Chris stormed off.

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Yeah, that fight was hardly a fight, I've never really done that before so I can't expect it to be good, and I didn't want to spend too much time making some blob of goop called a fighting scene, so I went with the shorter one, hopefully it'll improve, but baby steps people!

So I'm here, alive and kicking, I'll write some story/explanation thing later, but for now I just wanted to get this out there, changed the title and everything cause it sounded like incest, I promise the next one will be longer but I wanted to let y'all know I'm still here. Things are gonna change, as you could probably tell, I'll explain when I'm not lazy