Pantsless Saturday

Story by isthisagoodname on SoFurry

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The Saturday morning sun peered into the window of Mark and Chip's bedroom. The two lazy guys turned the other way in their beds as the light was bothering them.

The pig had snored, while the fox stayed fairly quiet while asleep, save the constant subconscious inhaling and exhaling.

"...*tick* *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*"

"...Fuck, I left the alarm on." Chip had realized, waking up. He reached for the alarm and switched it off.

"Damnit Chip, I reminded you to turn it off. It's Saturday, we get to sleep in today." The pig said, also awakened by the obnoxious beeping.

Both had slept in the buff in their beds, but both had gone to sleep at two different times, so neither had ever seen the other naked.

Chip was fairly lean, with a sixpack and slightly toned body.

Mark on the other hand was quite chubby, with a pair of soft pecs and a round belly to show for it.

The two had mostly concealed their lower bodies with their blankets as they woke themselves up. Mark had a scrambled Rubik's Cube on the counter connected to his bed, and so he picked it up and solved it to wake himself up. Chip did some aerobics while still laying in bed to get the blood flowing.

"So...what are we going to do today?" The pig had asked, solving the green cross on his cube.

"Well, I guess we're not going to sleep in, that gives us more time to try and finish that video game we got last week." Chip replied.

"Yeah...what else?" The pig had finished the green side and was going on to solve the middle layers of the red, yellow, orange and white sides.

"There's a movie marathon going on that we could also watch on cable. I think there's a really good porno on too later today." The fox replied, stretching some more.

"We going out at all today?" The pig asked, still turning the cube, creating the blue cross.

"...I really don't feel much like it, even though it looks like it'll be a nice day. I'm feeling very lazy today." Chip replied.

"Hah, today's plans mean we probably don't even have to put on any clothing. I really don't feel like putting 'em on anyway." Mark said, finishing off half of the blue corners.

"Dude, no. I know you're gay, and I'm fine with that, otherwise I would not have let you become my roommate, but I'm not." Chip snapped. This caused Mark to stop working on his cube.

"Being naked in front of a gay guy doesn't mean you'll be gay too, Chip. If you were confident in your straightness you'd know that. Besides, you're not my type. I like my men with softer meat on their bones." Mark said, patting his belly. He went back to his cube to finish it off. "You should have known this, since we're both naked under these blankets and I don't have a boner."

The fox had claimed he was straight ever since he became friends with the pig. But before the two became roommates, Chip had enjoyed spending weekends in his apartment in the nude, or with only a t-shirt on. Once Mark moved in he stopped doing it.

"Eh.......FINE. I'm putting a t-shirt on though." Chip said after thinking about it for a minute.

"Really? Heh. Alright then. I'm gonna put one on too." Mark said, turning his cube one final time, solving it completely, each side one solid color.

"...How the hell do you do that?" Chip saw in amazement.

"It's simple. If you're good at math, you're automatically good at shit like this." Mark said, flaunting the solved cube.

"You have to teach me how one day." Chip said, removing his blanket.


The two had gotten out of their beds at the same time, completely naked. They went to their clothing piles and found t-shirts for themselves. Mark had gotten his pair of glasses out of their case and put them on.

"Everyone's automatically hotter when they're wearing glasses." The pig chuckled.

"Heh, you're such a fag." Chip replied.

"Look who's talking, you're only wearing a t-shirt in front of another guy." Mark joked.

"So are you." Chip said.

"No! I'm wearing glasses as well, dumbass. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to see your cock." The pig pointed to his spectacles.

"At least I HAVE a cock. What's that little piddly thing between your legs?" The fox said, pointing at the pig's smaller-than-average penis.

"It's called a 'grower'. It's bigger when hard. I bet yours doesn't get any bigger." Said the pig, sticking out his tongue. "Guys find it cute."

"Whatever." Chip decided to end it there.

Mark walked out of the bedroom, while Chip had a quick glance at the pig's ass as he did so. The springy tail just above it wagged a bit to tease the fox.

Mark went to the living room couch and turned on the TV. The pig was channel surfing for a bit while Chip had gone to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for both of them.

"What do you want?" The fox had called from the kitchen.

"Err, I'unno...Pancakes?" The pig had replied, muttering to himself the channels he skipped. "No...No...Lifetime, No...MTV, No...Fox News, HELL No...No...No...Oooh!"

The pig had settled on a channel he liked, which aired reruns of game shows he enjoyed watching.

"Don't get any hot batter on yourself! Especially with a cock like yours. That'd suck." Mark had called out.

"Naw, I'm careful. That's why I'm the one making the pancakes and you're not, clumsy ass." Chip yelled back.

After awhile the fox had come out of the kitchen with two plates of pancakes and dry toast. He set the plates down on the coffee table for the two to eat while watching the TV.

"For $100. "GB" Is an abbreviation for what? A, Gigabytes, B, Gigabits, C, Gibibytes, or D, Gum blowing?"

"A, you idiot." The pig had shouted to the contestant on television.

"Isn't it B? I think it's B." The fox said.

"Well you're wrong, it's A. A gigabit would be "Gb", not "GB"."

"Err...C!"

"Are you sure?"

"...Yes."

"Ahh man, it's A you dumbass!!!" Mark hated idiots on game shows.

"...I'm sorry. The answer was A, Gigabytes. You leave with nothing."

"See? You're both wrong, and I was right." The pompous pig told the bottomless fox, while starting to dig into his pancakes.

"Eh, you know I'm not big on computer shit, we only have that computer for looking at porn anyway." The fox replied, biting into his dry toast.


After a few hours passed, the half-naked pig and fox turned on their game console and started to play the game they had purchased the other week. After awhile, they had gotten stuck.

"Fuck! I died again." The fox said, annoyed.

"Okay my turn. I think I know how to beat this guy." Mark replied, stealing the controller from the half-naked fox's hands.

The fox sat back down on the couch while the pig stood up. Chip took another look at the pig's bare ass, and seemed to admire it a bit, the roundness, the little springy tail above it, wagging again...His daze was broken by Mark's triumphant shout.

"Woo I got him!" Mark yelled in joy, putting the controller on the coffee table. He started to dance a bit. The sight of this make Chip laugh.

"Hahaha! Your ass moves a lot when you dance." Chip remarked.

"Of course it does! I like it that way." Mark said, bringing it closer to the fox's face.

"Get your huge ass out of my face Mark!" The fox said, about to push it away himself.

Their stomachs started to rumble again.

"Hmm. I'm hungry again." Mark said. "We have anything here for lunch?"

"Not much, just some chips and snacks and shit. Maybe we can make sandwiches or something." Chip replied.

"That sucks." Mark said.

"Yeah, I don't know what we're going to do for dinner." Chip said, frustrated.

"We'll order a pizza later." Mark replied.

"And...we'd answer the door wearing only our shirts? Are you retarded?" Chip asked.

"They don't give a damn! They just want the money and they'll give us the pizza. The majority of the pizzeria's staff are fags anyway, I bet they'd probably wanna JOIN us." The pig said, smiling at the fox, who returned a blank stare.

After the two half-naked roommates went to the kitchen to get snacks and make sandwiches, they continued their game for awhile.


Bored of the game, they had turned off their console and started watching the movie marathon Chip had suggested that morning. Mark didn't enjoy the next movie that started to come on.

"Man this movie sucks." Mark said.

"Shut up man, it's a classic." Chip said, throwing a couch pillow at the pantsless pig.

The sound of knocking occured at their door.

"Ah, pizza's here. Get the door." Chip said to the pig.

Mark got out of his seat and answered the door. The delivery guy, a frail cat, no more than 18, saw the bottomless 25 year old pig in the doorway to greet him.

"Hey, that'll be eight-fif....ty?"

"Ah, alright then." The pig said, going to the money they left out. He started counting it.

"Five, six, seven, eight...ten, twenty, thirty...Fuck, you got any more change, Chip?" The pig asked, calling over the fox.

"Damnit pig! I don't wanna get up! How much are we short?" The fox yelled from behind the couch.

"Twenty cents. You got a quarter?"

The cat had fallen into a state of shock. He'd never had the door answered by a half-naked guy.

"You new, kid?" The pig asked the delivery guy.

"Y-yeah."

"I won't be the only naked guy who answers the door for you, trust me on this." Mark told the cat, with a grin on his face. He noticed that the cat had an erection in his pants.

The fox had gotten to the door, with a quarter in his hand.

"Here. Keep the change, kid. I'm going back to the couch." The fox said, returning to the couch to watch the rest of the movie.

"Okay...Here's your peni-...er...pizza. Here's your pizza." The delivery guy had handed the pig the box.

"Thanks! Well, goodbye." The pig said, about to close the door.

"Wait!" The cat said.

"What?" The pig asked, a little annoyed.

"...Tip?" The hot and bothered cat asked.

"You already got your tip, hon." The pig said, pointing to the wet spot on the cat's pants. "Have a nice day."

The pig closed the door and set the box on the coffee table, and went to get napkins.

"Told you only fags worked there." The pig said, as he went into the kitchen.


The movie's credits had started to roll, the two roommates had finished off the pizza, both of them wearing napkins over their penises to prevent hot oil from the toppings from spilling onto them.

"Eh, I'm done with the pizza." Mark said, removing the napkin from his otherwise bare crotch. He belched. "Excuse me."

"Good movie." Chip said, also removing his napkin. "I think the porno's up next."

"You and your porno..." The pig said. "I hope the guys in this are hot."

A few minutes into the adult film, the fox started to get nervous about the film's distinct lack of females.

"Damnit, I have not seen one chick yet. Where are they?" Chip asked, annoyed.

The pig suddenly had a look of realization on his face.

"Oh I know this one! Those two dudes start to frot and stuff, then that guy on the right gets his field plowed. It's pretty funny actually." Mark said, laughing.

"Wait...THIS IS A GAY PORN?" Chip shouted.

"Yeah, did you read the title wrong?" Mark laughed some more.

"Eh...Fuck it." Chip said, not bothering to change the channel or turn off the TV.

Awhile into the porno, the pig glanced at the fox. His eyes widened at what he saw.

"Haha, is that a boner I see on you?" Mark chuckled.

"Huh...?" Chip replied.

He looked down at himself and his eyes widened as well.

"FUCK!" He shouted.

The pig fell off the couch and started to laugh. He held his sides while rolling around on the floor.

"Shut up man, it's not funny!" Chip yelled, kicking the half naked pig.

After a minute or so, the pig regained his composure and sat back on the couch. He put one of his legs up on it to face the fox.

"Sorry man, I just thought it was funny." Mark said.

"Yeah, well..." Chip trailed off.

"'Well' what?" Mark asked.

Chip struggled to get the next words out.

"I....I-I....am.......gay." Chip uttered.

Mark just smiled.

"Man I knew that already. Otherwise, I wouldn't have suggested that we'd spend the day pantsless like this. It's not good for someone to keep secrets like that, and I thought doing something like this would help you come to terms with it yourself."

Chip chuckled at this. He felt very vulnerable after confessing it.

"Heh...I need a hug." The fox said.

"Sure, Chip, come here." The pig replied, holding his arms out.

The half-naked fox put his own arms out and went to the pig, and the two friends hugged each other, Chip on top of Mark. This lasted for awhile.

"Er...Chip?" The pig said.

"What?" The fox asked.

"Your cock's digging into my belly. It's starting to hurt a bit." Mark said, grimacing a bit.

"Oh! Sorry, heh." Chip took himself off the pig.

The fox went back to his portion of the couch. He scratched his head a bit.

"Do you wanna...do anything?" Chip asked.

"Well...watching this movie does make me a bit hot. I could use a nice crank. Would you like to give me a handjob?" The pig offered.

"Err, alright, sure." The fox accepted Mark's offer.

Chip got closer to the pig's spread legs on the couch, and went to his penis. He first started to touch Mark's scrotum. The fox rubbed the sensitive ridges of the pig's coin purse very lightly, which appeared to tickle him. The penis sitting above it started to twitch and react.

Chip looked up at the pig's face, which smiled at him. The two looked back down at the pig's member, which the fox then took a hold of it with two fingers and his thumb, and started to rub it a bit.

Mark let out a silent groan. "Yeah..."

Chip chuckled at this. He also noticed the cock starting to get longer in his hands. He added his ring finger, and then the pinky not long after.

Once Mark was fully erect, Chip had stopped for a second.

"Wait." He said. He put a leg on the couch as well and set his own member near the pig's, to compare the length.

"Shit, you were right." Chip said.

"Told you. I'm just as big as you when hard." Mark replied, smiling.

Chip continued to jack off his friend. He started to speed up a bit.

"Yeah...keep going, I'm getting close. Ahh..." groaned the pig.

The fox noticed the precum dribbling out of the pig's cock. He started to rub it a bit to lubricate his hand and Mark's member. He continued to stroke his friend, speeding up some more.

"Chip, I'm gonna..." Mark sputtered.

"Yeah?" Chip replied.

"I'm gonna...!" The pig said, lifting up his shirt a bit.

The pig had shot his seed onto his belly. The ribbons that shot out made a design of sorts on Mark's bare, pink flesh.

"Ahh, thanks man." The pig said, dipping a finger in his own semen and then putting it in his mouth.

"Why'd you lift your shirt?" Chip asked.

"Because this is a nice shirt. I don't wanna get my cum on it." Mark replied.

"Alright, my turn to cum." The fox said.

"Okay man. I think I know what you want..."

The pig turned around, presenting his ass to the fox.

"Er...huh?" Chip was puzzled.

"C'mon man, I know you've had your eyes on this all day! When I left the bedroom, when we were playing the game, you were staring at my ass. I'm letting you in!"

Mark wagged his tail a bit again to tease the fox.

"So what are you waiting for?" Mark asked.

"Well...we don't have any lube!" The fox replied.

The pig sighed heavily over his friend.

"Of course we do."

The pig smothered his hand onto the seed on his belly and cock, and lubricated his hole with it for a few seconds.

"There, now fuck me, Chip." The pig said, beckoning the fox to get on.

The fox reluctantly started to mount his friend. He let his cock enter the pig's hole, and started to rock back and forth a bit.

"Yeah man, you're fucking me! Gimme five!" The pig said, holding his hand out for Chip, with a stupid grin on his face.

The fox started to laugh. He slapped Mark five and continued to fuck him.

"Man, your ass is great..." Chip said, in between grunts.

"Thanks, I like it." Mark said, pompously, in between moans.

Chip grabbed Mark's cock while still in his ass, and started stroking it again.

"Yeah...jack me...I wanna cum again..." The pig moaned.

The two friends were enjoying themselves. Chip started to get close to climax.

"Aww yeah, getting close..." He said.

"Me too..." Mark moaned.

"Closer....Oh man.....AGHHH!"

The fox had climaxed inside of the pig, while the pig had shot his seed at the same time onto the couch.

Chip had fallen onto Mark's back.

"That was...great." The fox said.

"Yeah, it was." The pig replied, panting.

The two rested on the couch for awhile. The fox later broke the silence.

"Mark, would you like to...be my boyfriend?"

The pig chuckled.

"I already told you this morning, funny fox. You're not my type. I like my men chubbier."

This dismayed Chip. The pig had not finished, though.

"But, we can be closer friends, we can fuck every so often like this, and fool around in other ways." The pig said, with a smile.

The fox liked this idea.

"Well, alright then..." Chip said. "...wanna go shower off with me?"

"...Sure, alright." Mark replied.