Waitin' for the Old Man to Come Home
Ah, fuckin' school. Dunno why I still need to go to that hellhole. I graduate in a few months, and no colleges want me. I don't even know why I need to keep goin', I finished all the required stuff last year. Fuckin' state laws. Anyway, I got in my...
Swimmin' with the Old Man
Summer, fuck yeah. Once my pointless graduation ceremony ended, I was free to do fuck all and enjoy it. Didn't have to waste my gas money on drivin' to that hell hole and back every day of the week. On top of that, I had the whole next year to myself....
Curiosity Fucked the Bunny
You're sitting there, finishing up your homework. You hate the class, but, hell, there isn't any getting around the useless requirements for that degree. If only the school cared about your major, and only your major. One of your roommates enters...
The Captain's Nephew - Chapter 1
I recall it was a fairly calm evening on the ship, the sky a deep red, the sun setting in the west. Boredom called me up to the deck. I'd been on the ship for awhile, exactly how long I can't recall, many of the shipmates had been with me there for...
Father and Son Bathtime
_Warning: This story contains a semi-incestuous act between a father and son, to be specific, mutual masturbation. If you find that sort of thing offensive, it'd be wise to hit the back button of your browser. Besides, it's all fake, anyway._ Jake...
A Day at the Onsen
Snow had started to fall as Jake drove to his friend's house. He'd only been in Japan for a couple of years, but he was able to memorize the roads quickly, probably because his international driver's license was going to expire in a short time. ...
Uncle Bulldog's Underwear Collection
The bulldog sent me a note with directions to his place. He didn't live too far from my old man and I, but I wasn't too familiar with the area. I was drivin' around, and found the place almost by chance. I was gonna be spendin' a week with him....
A Little Encouragement
Jake was almost there. He rubbed his stubby dick as birds were chirping outside the window of his bedroom. Summer had arrived. The panda caressed his sack with his left hand as he stroked himself with his right. Thoughts of his friend and him at the...
The Penis Never Lies
"What's masturbation?" Tim asked his friend as they were walking home. "Huh, you don't know?" Josh replied, as if Tim was crazy for not knowing. The boar was sincere with his question, though. His parents never taught him about anything like that,...
Pantsless Saturday
The Saturday morning sun peered into the window of Mark and Chip's bedroom. The two lazy guys turned the other way in their beds as the light was bothering them. The pig had snored, while the fox stayed fairly quiet while asleep, save the constant...
The Raccoon's Hotel
Hello again, friends. Remember me? That raccoon who was on that ship...? Ah, good! It's been ages, I feared that you all forgot! How long has it been? About 10 years? How time flies. The panda and I celebrated our 40th birthday recently (our...
Walt's Memorial
The crisp, red and orange leaves blew from the trees into the air, as a car drove by on the fairly empty road. The sky was an empty light blue, though clouds were starting to form in the distance, with a quiet rumble. Jake was silent, in the...