The Streaking Pig
My stomach was rumblin' like a motherfucker as I drove down the highway. A full day of looking for work with no lunch was a regrettable decision, all the places I sent my resume to weren't hiring, and going to random businesses asking for an...
Mascot Wanted
Russell looked through the morning papers. After his last job canned him, he wanted to get right on finding something new. His looming rent and utility bills weren't going to pay themselves either. The cheetah thumbed through the classifieds section,...
Uncle Bulldog's Underwear Collection
The bulldog sent me a note with directions to his place. He didn't live too far from my old man and I, but I wasn't too familiar with the area. I was drivin' around, and found the place almost by chance. I was gonna be spendin' a week with him....
Swimmin' with the Old Man
Summer, fuck yeah. Once my pointless graduation ceremony ended, I was free to do fuck all and enjoy it. Didn't have to waste my gas money on drivin' to that hell hole and back every day of the week. On top of that, I had the whole next year to myself....
The Raccoon's Hotel
Hello again, friends. Remember me? That raccoon who was on that ship...? Ah, good! It's been ages, I feared that you all forgot! How long has it been? About 10 years? How time flies. The panda and I celebrated our 40th birthday recently (our...
The Raccoon's Hotel - 2
...\*fapfapfap\* ...Oh? Hello, my friends! You've all been well, I trust? Apologies that you've come in on me this way. As you can see over there, my panda is a little under the weather, so I've had to...entertain myself. If you don't mind,...
The Vice Vys
'The Vice Vys! It is widely known that onanism is an immoral, harmful act. The Vice Vys is a chastity device that will prevent your son from violating himself. He will successfully be discouraged from self-pleasure as long as you place the Vice Vys...
Servicing a Trombonist
The brown bear put down his trombone case by the door to his roommate's bedroom. Opening the door, he instantly heard the light snore of his friend. The panda's snore was almost endearing. Ted could see the sweet smile on his face. Oh, how the panda...
A Little Encouragement
Jake was almost there. He rubbed his stubby dick as birds were chirping outside the window of his bedroom. Summer had arrived. The panda caressed his sack with his left hand as he stroked himself with his right. Thoughts of his friend and him at the...
The Examination
Tim entered the waiting room, and walked up to the front desk. "Hi," the timid boar said, "I have an appointment today with Dr. Park?" The cow looked at the list of appointments for the day, as well as her watch. "Let me see...
The Chasy and the Muzyka
"Night, Alex." "Good night, dad." As the fox's dad closed the door, Alex immediately lifted up his nightshirt and went to work on his chastity lock. Like his friend Mikhail, Alex was also victim to having over-protective parents. Unlike Mikhail's...
James, the Tigerbot
As the sun continued to rise above the horizon, the right amount of sunlight hit the panels of the light blocker on Franz's window. The blocker reacted, slowly raising itself, allowing the sunlight to enter the rhino's room. The unconscious, chubby...