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I was sitting outside the sterile office for over an hour. Few people passed by, and fewer bothered to say anything to me. Busy scientists in lab coats were seen carrying armfuls of equipment from the many labs to one of many trucks outside. At the end of the day, the only person staying in this lab will be me.

My name is Rosa. I'm an assistant to Professor Juniper; head Professor of the Unova Region. My job is to take notes and fetch coffee; or that was my job, before the discovery of Kalos

Recently a whole new region has been discovered, and Professor Juniper will be traveling overseas to gather as much information as she can about all the new types of Pokémon. She'll even be transporting them back to Unova to keep in her own personal research facility. That's where I come in.

My job is to take care of the Pokémon as well as the acres of land around it, all making up the Juniper Sanctuary. Juniper said she'll be gone for a few months, and I'll have to make sure that all is well. It won't be too hard, as the Pokémon maintain the sanctuary very well on their own. I just have to keep an eye out for trouble.

I was instructed all morning about everything that will be expected of me during the many months that I'll be by myself. Clean the offices, file some reports, nothing too crazy. The only thing that really sounds interesting is that I have to study Pokémon breeding habits, which will probably occupy most of my time. Since the methods of which Pokémon breed is a mystery to most, we at the Juniper Sanctuary were hoping to have a sort of break-through. Nothing came up yet, but I hope to discover something soon. I'm sure I'll finally get some work done around here, since most of these spineless scientists are to afraid to even try any field work.

I hear the door open behind me, a woman wearing a mint-green coat and holding a clipboard greets me. "Hello Rosa, are you ready?" I nod, and the whole world seems to run in slow motion as she hands me the keys. As soon as they're in my hands, it feels like an instant until everybody leaves.

My face beams as I finally hear the front door close. "Whoo-hoo! I finally get the place to myself! I'll take daily jogs around the facility, play with every single Pokémon, and finally be free to do what I want!" Naturally, I got bored after a few days.

To be fair I did try to get some work done, but I wasn't seeing any results. My plan was to take a mated pair of Raichus and watch over them during their mating period. I thought I'd just observe the two as they start going at it, but they didn't seem interested. Or rather, they did seem interested, but wouldn't let me be a voyeur to their exploit

After days of attempted surveillance, I've come to the conclusion that a Pokémon will not have sex in the presence of a human. Even if the human is incredibly stealthy. Perhaps it's some sort of sixth sense, either way, there aren't going to be any useful outcomes at the rate I'm working.

I decided to raid the kitchen fridge, hoping that one of the other scientists left their lunch in here, and that it didn't go mad in the past few days. "Yeuuwch," I said, tossing out a few moldy sandwiches. Eventually, while searching through the fridge I found a glowing test tube full of an unidentifiable liquid. I thought it would be best if I called Professor Juniper, and ask her if she forgot to pack it with her on her journey to Kalos.

I dialed her number and within a few seconds she answered. "Hello, Professor Juniper speaking." I was lucky to have gotten a hold of her when I did, as I could her the bustling sounds of a busy city behind her. "Hello professor, it's me, Rosa. I just wanted to know if I should be concerned about the glowing green test-tube in the fridge down in the employees lounge." Her response was a few seconds of silence. "Oh shit. Arceus dammit, I thought we packed that with us. Rosa I'm going to have to ask you to pour that out... no, I'm going to have to ask you to find a safe place to keep that serum. Also, email the file SX-151 to my personal email. Don't tell anybody about that vial, okay?" Her tone had an impacting feeling of urgency behind it. "Okay?" She repeated louder.

"Of course, professor Juniper, is there anything else?" I could hear her sigh on the other line. "No, just delete the file after you send it to me, okay? And please, don't open it yourself." I agreed with her, and I could hear her calm down a bit. "That file contains very important research, and I'm very glad you brought that ampoule of SX-151 to my attention. Thank you Rosa" I smiled. "No problem professor." She hung up on her end and I made sure to leave the sample in the fridge, before going to Juniper's office.

On her PC I found the file labeled SX-151 and attached it to an email. Hopefully the Professor will get it soon. I was just about to delete the file, when my finger slipped on the computer mouse, and accidentally opened the file. Now, I know I shouldn't have peeked, but curiosity overcame me, and I couldn't help myself.

My mouth was agape at the information I saw. A somewhat basic formula comprised of basic ingredients you could find at any PokéMart coming together in such beautiful chemical harmony. At least, that's what I thought as soon as I read the flavor text down at the bottom of the file. Underneath the chemical blueprint that I assumed must make up the contents of the flask in the refrigerator was the phrase "Pokémon-Human Bonding Agent."

The work was fascinating. I couldn't believe that such spectacular work could come from our little lab. From what the file said, any human who drinks the elixir will have their genetic code altered to take on traits more like Pokémon. Pokémon will accept a human as a Pokémon, and the human can reap many benefits from this potion besides just Pokémon acceptance. A fantastical increase in durability, a resistance to fire, ice, electricity, and other elements associated with Pokémon moves, an expanded healing factor and more, all from this wonder potion. "Wow, Technology is incredible!"

This serum came with a bit of a downside however. It's effects only lasted for a few hours, and any pain endured during the effects of the potion is still felt, even if you don't feel the same injuries. Regardless, SX-151 has the potential to cure countless ailments. There was one glaring problem that was written multiple times on the file though.

SX-151 is untested.

I printed off a copy of the Professors file, before erasing it entirely from the computer. I was completely giddy, as I now have the means to achieve one of my biggest dreams.

My name is Rosa, and I am a Poképhiliac. I have been sexually attracted to Pokémon for the longest time, and after many failed attempts to personally mate with Pokémon I've bonded with, I have failed. But this, this might be my chance to finally have my way with countless Pokémon. And I'm in the perfect job position to do so.