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A Deadly Encounter

By Ranito T. Frog (grrside)

It was almost midnight and the highway was pitch dark, and Ranito was thankful for it. He wouldn't want any of the few cars passing by to notice him lurking among the trees nearby, as they held an horrible reputation. Well, not the trees themselves but the acts that presumably occurred there. You see, that particular spot situated on the outskirts of town was a popular cruising site among gay men for anonymous sex. But don't get any strange ideas, Ranito wasn't looking for that! He always had believed in true love, no way he was going to look for easy sex that way! But that was the meeting spot his lover had selected, and Ranito found the idea of finally meeting up with his lover by losing his virginity outdoors very kinky indeed. Ranito met his lover three months ago. They had been exchanging emails every night ever since. Ranito's love was quite one sided at first, but after purchasing the entirety of his lover's Amazon wish list, he felt that he was making progress. And so, after working hard on his relationship for three months, Ranito had finally found the courage to ask him his Skype address so they could instant message each other instead of exchanging emails, which was the first step to a long-lasting relationship. He said no, but the next day he offered to meet up with him in the Bareback Woods, the nickname the gay cruisers had given to those few trees near the highway. And that's why Ranito accepted to go into such infamous place. He didn't show up the first five nights for one reason or the other, but Ranito had the feeling this night he would finally show up. Yes, today was definitely the night he would stop being such a loser.

The virtual clock on Ranito's cellphone marked 12:49 AM now, and it was getting quite chilly on the woods, but Ranito still had hope. He was so excited the obese frog with glasses was nearly pissing itself. *Blip!*, his cell phone chimed. An email from his lover! Ranito ran around in circles for half a minute reveling in the excitement of hearing from him. Then his shaking slimy finger finally managed to tap the virtual envelope on the screen and it opened.

"yo, frog. Sorry im late. been busy im coming right to ya. im tired so lets make it short and quik be ready and naked. if you see a red Opel Corsa thats me." Damn, his lover was so skilled with words. Every single word he wrote made Ranito horny as hell, so he didn't have any problem in following his instructions. He took off his brown cargo pants and blue shirt. His sneakers and socks soon followed, his bare webbed feet making contact with the cold dirt. And when he took off his briefs he had to resist the urge to touch himself, as he didn't want to ruin everything up with cumming too early. He hesitated at first, but he thought that he should probably take off his glasses too. He heard that when you have sex you sweat a lot, and that would stain them so much that he would see even less with them on.

Then he thought about his wallet and keys, if some pesky thief came around and took it, he could get in really big trouble...He just couldn't leave laying around inside his pants. So he had to make sure to hide his clothes well enough. Ranito decided to dig a little hole near one of the trees and buried his possessions inside it. He made sure to place a rock on it to mark the spot so he wouldn't forget. The frog was now completely naked, and it had to admit that it was quite risky and hot...He resisted the urge to touch himself once again. He was now only armed with his cellphone, just in case he received more emails from the hottest person in the world. The frog walked barefoot...well, completely bare through the small woods. That's when he realized that most of the trees had a rock near them. He couldn't distinguish which of the thirty or so of these identically-arranged trees was the one which custodied his possessions under it. Well, he could worry later about that, when he wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

The frog was waiting expectantly, hidden behind some bushes. Even though it was quite dark, and the frog was practically blind without its glasses, the highway was fortunately quite well illuminated, so it was easy to distinguish that the first two cars that passed through were not Opel Corsas. In fact, they weren't even red. And one of them was a large delivery truck. The place was deserted. Ranito's cellphone marked that it was half past one in the morning, so it was no surprise that not a single soul was passing through. "The wait doesn't matter" thought Ranito. "He's worth it. I would do anything for him" he kept repeating to himself as he sneezed, his naked body shivering in the cold night. He checked his phone one more time; no new messages had arrived from him. The frog's horny instincts began to subside, being replaced by a strong urge to pee. He was about to retire himself to a nearby tree to relieve himself (squatting down is for pussies, even if he had a cloaca) when he noticed some lights in the distance. Could it be...? And once again his horny instincts took over him. It wasn't another truck. It was red. And it was an Opel Corsa. Ranito was so freaking excited he almost came right at that moment. He came out from his hiding spot and waved. The car slowly left the highway, turning into the Bareback Woods. There was no doubt, it was him. Finally, his true love was coming right towards him. Ranito felt a happiness that he never had experienced before. Nor he would thereafter. Ranito was right. The vehicle was coming right to him. But he was wrong with his assumption of that it would slow down.

***

The car's HiFi system was blasting with dubstep. Rhamus hated it. As did Jack, but the horse wanted to show off his newest purchase, so he pretended he liked that kind of music. In the backseat of the car, a rabbit was about to puke. "Maxi, don't even dare..." Said Jack, afraid the rabbit would get the interior of the Opel Corsa he had just bought permanently stained. "Don't call me Maxi!", protested Maximilian. "*URP!*...I think I drank too much..." Rhamus the rhino wasn't amused by Maxi's behavior. He had warned him not to drink just to impress the girls, but he never listened. The dark-haired rabbit kept on mumbling. "Jack, can we make a pit stop?" "If that would stop you from puking all over the car, then sure..." answered the horse. "I'm not going to puke!...I'm just going to...*URP!*...Take a legendary shit!" Replied the drunk rabbit. "I'm...not sure if that's any better" replied Rhamus. "However, we better make a pit stop by those trees, for Maxi's sake." Jack was more worried about the sake of his new car, but he did as Rhamus suggested and slowly turned away from the highway. "I'm not taking a shit in there!" Protested the rabbit. "Why the hell not?! You ain't gonna shit on the car seat!" Jack replied. "You haven't heard? That's Bareback Woods! It's where all the perverted fags hang out!" "Stop whining, drunktard" said Jack, turning to face the rabbit. "It's almost two in the morning, there's not a soul in there!" Between the loud dubstep and the rabbit's whinning, the horse was getting worked up. Rhamus said something, but the horse didn't hear it between the all the "wub-wub"-ing that the car's HiFi audio system was playing. "I've had enough!" said Jack. "I'm going to stop right here, I'm sure you'd love getting hopped on by a naked pervert anyway!" *SPLAT!* "The hell? What was that noise just now?" Exclaimed the horse. Both the rabbit and the rhino had expressions of shock on their faces. "You know, if I just ran over a deer, then you fucking rabbit will wipe its blood off the car's tires!"

***

Since the dawn of time, furkind has always been asking itself the same old question: "What happens when we die? Do we go to some sort of afterlife? And if such afterlife exists, do we retain our free will or will we merely exist as slaves of a higher being, serving as resources for a purpose which we can't even begin to imagine? I mean, if everybody had free will in the afterlife, then we could be evil in there, and if there's evil people in the afterlife, doesn't the afterlife kinda suck? There's a very mean bully in my school chess club. His name is Bill Anderson. He pantsed me! And not only that, he moved his pawn diagonally! I told him that pawns only move diagonally when attacking other pieces, but he ignored me! And then he pantsed me again! How rude! I don't want to go to the same afterlife as that jerk!" And Ranito wasn't any different concerning the matter. He had absolutely no idea of what would happen to his poor froggy self when he died. Yet he promised himself he would just worry about living, and when death came around...Well, at least he would find out the truth behind that mystery. But, maybe because of some miracle, or maybe just because plain bad luck, Ranito wouldn't have to learn the answer to that age-old question just yet.

The red car had impacted the frog, which was launched into the air for a few seconds before having his back smashed against the trunk of a large, hard tree. But don't worry, the frog didn't feel any pain. When the car impacted against him, his nervous system had already been painfully damaged beyond any repair, so when the naked body hit the tree it didn't hurt as much in comparison. Ranito's body was completely rigid, tongue stuck out, his eyes permanently wide open in shock. "Wait, I think that's not the right car..." had been his final facial expression and he wouldn't have any other option but to stick to it until his flesh rotted away. There wasn't that much blood or viscera around the body, yet Ranito felt like its insides were completely messed up. The frog could only see darkness. But he heard some faint voices far away. Could they be...calling him? Ranito wanted to go with those voices, but his body wouldn't respond. He tried to just wish himself away from that rotting body, to be liberated from this cruel world, and it seemed to be working, as the voices were getting closer and closer. "Fuck! It's...It's...!" *BWARRPPF* "Well, at least you didn't barf inside the car", said a clearly male voice. "And there's no need to panic, he may still be alive...Right?..." "I wouldn't know...", said an even manlier voice. "Look, it's completely out of shape..." "I already noticed that. But it's not my fault whatever he went to the gym or not." The manlier voice sighed. "I mean, look at his arms and legs, they are completely rigid and sprawled in all directions. And that's completely overlooking the fact that it's not breathing." Ranito was dumbfounded. If he was dead, why was he still hearing the conversations around his dead body? "Maybe...We should check for a pulse?" The horse suggested. Rhamus got closer to the dead frog and thought about putting his hand on Ranito's chest, but the rhino discarded the idea as it was completely disgusting. Not because the frog could be dead, but because the slimy skin of frogs had always sickened him, even worse if he had to touch precisely its fat tits. At the end, he simply decided to check its wrist. "I don't get anything" Rhamus said hopelessly. "Maybe we can reanimate it? Do you know how to perform CPR?" asked Jack. "No. If I knew that, I'd had performed it right away", lied Rhamus. "What a shame, me neither...", also lied Jack "Damn, it really is dead!", he mumbled to himself, the seriousness of the situation starting to kick in. "Dead!" The rabbit recovered from the initial shock and joined the other two. "We have to call an ambulance!", he suggested with a few droplets of puke still dripping from his mouth. "Finally someone suggested something useful...", thought the dead frog. "You nuts?! It's dead! DEAD! They can't do anything to revive it! They'll find us out and we'll rot away in jail even faster than this corpse!" Jack was enraged, fully aware that as the driver he would get a longer sentence than the other two. "And it wasn't my fault!" The horse pointed to the corpse. "It's all because this naked pervert jumped right in front of me!" And he kicked the dead frog in frustration, turning it sideways. That's when Ranito noticed that the darkness he was looking at wasn't an ethereal metaphor but just the starless night sky, as now that his blank eyes weren't looking straight up he could see the owners of those voices: a horse, a rhino and a rabbit. He wanted to yell at the horse who had just kicked him, but he couldn't move. "Yikes, now it's staring right at us...!" Screamed the rabbit. "I'm gonna get cursed!" "Jack! Stop it! You're just making it worse!", yelled the rhino. Ranito's whole body felt numb, and of course kick certainly couldn't hurt more than being ran over by a car, yet even though he couldn't pain he felt like a piece of shit. Well, at least most people kept their shoes away from the pieces of shit by the road. Ranito was scared, he didn't even know if he was dead. If he was indeed alive and just paralyzed he sure was screwed as long as those guys were with him. If he really was dead, and all corpses in the world were fully aware of their surroundings, then all graveyards must be full of terribly bored dead bodies. But thanks to Jack's merciless kicking, a miracle happened. "Look! The frog moved!" Exclaimed the rhino. "Wha?!" Jack looked at the immobile corpse. "Don't fuck with me! He's still dead!" "No! I'm sure I saw his leg twitch a second ago." "That doesn't necessarily mean anything." Chimed Maxi. "On biology class, we we once applied some electroshocks to a dead frog and it did the same. I think it's the same with her." "Her?" Asked the rhino and the horse all weirded out. "Her?!" Thought the dead frog, offended by the misunderstanding. "Why are you so sure it's a she? Male frogs don't have...You know..." Rhamus asked. "In the same biology class the teacher said that you can easily differentiate between male and female frogs by their body size. And look at her, doesn't she look too morbidly obese to be a male?" "Now that you mention it, it is quite chubby..." Said the horse and kicked Ranito one more time in his guts. "It feels quite soft on my hooves, it's like kicking a water balloon." "Jack, for fuck's sake, stop kicking her body!" said the rhino. Ranito felt dehumanized whenever they referred to him as just a dead body. And now apart from that he was now a female dead body until further forensic analysis confirmed otherwise. "Act more like a true gentleman and don't kick the guts of dead ladies!" "I still think it looks like a pervy faggot to me, it was naked in the middle of the road, after all..." The horse correctly assumed. "And it's damned ugly anyway, so it doesn't make much of a difference." "Wait! Hold on a second right there!..." said the rabbit. "Yeah, why would it be any different if you ran over beautiful lady?" asked Rhamus. The horse blushed immensely at that question. "Well...Because then it wouldn't be as disgusting to examine her naked, inmobile body...It's not like I'm a necrophile or anything like that..." "A necrophile?! As in, fucking dead people?! I didn't suggest anything remotely like that at all!" Said the rhino, surprised the horse even knew such word existed. "Guys! I wasn't inquiring about Jack's...strange tastes. I was trying to say that you should look at that over there!" Ranito would have loved to look at "that" but he wasn't able to move his pupils. It had to be interesting, as the three young men looked surprised. "Headlights!" Screamed the rhino. "A car is coming!" Jack was horrified. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm...I mean...WE are going to get busted!" "We have to hide the body! But there's no time to bury it!...Maybe inside Jack's car...?" suggested the young rabbit. "Don't fuck with me Maxi! I'm not going to put a corpse inside my new car!" Said Jack, messing up his life's priorities as always. "I say we put it behind those bushes and..." But Rhamus and Maxi were already trying to get hold of the dead frog. The rhino was able to lift the frog's upper part with no problem whatsoever, but the scrawny rabbit wasn't strong enough to lift the frog's meaty legs. "Jack, we need your help!" the rabbit said. Jack sighed and holding his breath so he wouldn't smell the rotting corpse (actually, that was Ranito's natural scent) grabbed the legs of the fat frog and carried it with the help of Rhamus to the car. "What the...!" Exclaimed the rabbit after opening the car's trunk. "What's all this expensive-looking crap?! We can't put the body in here!" "It's not crap, it's part of the car's Hi Fi audio system!" Jack protested. "Great...We're all going to end up in jail because of that damned dubstep..." Commented Rhamus. "We could hide him on the floor of the back seat row..." Maxi didn't seem too enthusiastic about his own idea. "Crap, the car stopped, I think the driver is going to ask what's wrong..." The rhino observed. "Fucking good samaritans, they only show up when you don't need them..." He added. "We should distract him!" Said the rabbit. "Jack, you take care of the frog" said the rhino, and went off with the rabbit. "Yeah, I take care of the frog...Wait, what? Why me?" Said the horse as his two friends ran towards the driver. "Fuck..."

Jack threw the frog on the floor of the back seat row. The horse wasn't amused at all. He had just bought that car for fuck's sake. This smelly corpse was going to ruin the car's upholstery! There was also the "guilt of having just killed someone" thingy, but he'd worry about that later. Ranito landed with a thud, his stiff legs pointing to the ceiling. Jack grabbed one slimy frog foot and lowered it to the floor, but whenever he let go of it and tried to lower the other foot, the previous one got back up again. "This postmortem tics mumbojumbo is annoying!" Thought the horse out loud. He pushed down on both legs at once, and that seemed to do the trick... But then both frog legs sprung up at once, kicking the horse on the muzzle! There was an explanation behind such absurd muscle contractions. Just before Ranito had been hit by Jack's car, he was going to take a piss, and everyone knows corpses can't hold it in. But unknown to Ranito himself, he was subconsciously using up the little spark of life his body had left just to hold his pee inside his bladder. If he had known that, he would have used up his last resources of his body to call for actual help, maybe explain that he wasn't really THAT dead, have a laugh about the whole story later on when he explained to his boyfriend via email why he couldn't have gone to their first date as he ate some disgusting hospital food. But that last spark of hope was lost as Ranito lost the little strength he had left and so his cloaca started to open up. "No shit!" Said the horse when he saw it open up and immediately knew what was going to happen. "No way you're going to do that inside my car!" And in a fit of rage, he used his right hoof to "plug up" Ranito's hole. Ranito had dreamed of this night for ages, and finally his dream was becoming true. Well, not as he dreamed, exactly. But at least he got *something* up his cloaca. The hoof penetrated his private parts with no sign of mercy. The horse had practically stomped through it with such brute force Ranito could feel how his organs were being stepped on and squashed inside him. Jack felt his horse foot being sprayed with urine, damn, if a single drop tainted the inside of the car he would kill that damn frog...again. The horse pushed with even more force. The force caused Ranito's head to turn around in a violent shock. And now his eyes had a perfect view of what was happening outside through the window. Behind the horse who was violently assaulting him, he saw his lover. Seems like he had wondered why the frog hadn't show up, but he wasn't sad, as a young rabbit and a manly rhino had showed up, and one thing led to another and now his lover was receiving a blowjob from the rabbit and the rhino was hammering his gigantic cock up his ass. In a certain way, Ranito felt happy to finally have seen his lover in person, and that he had a very fun night. But obviously, the feeling Ranito had on his mind when the horse's hoof finally ripped through his crotch and stomped down his heart and brain at the same time causing his last sense of self to completely disappear without even knowing whatever else happened to his fleshy remains and all these strangers he had literally never known in his life, was of ultimate despair.

THE END