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Meet and Eat by: BerserkerB

(Remix is owned by his creator)

Berserker sighed and stepped out into the light. The young hyon's morning had been dull and uninteresting. He had woken up, checked his mail, gotten cleaned up, had his breakfast, and watched some TV. He placed his paws in his pockets and strolled down the street. It looked as if his entire day was going to be as boring as hell. Hardly a soul populated the sidewalk. He grumbled and kicked a nearby stone into the street. He kept his gaze peeled to the cracked cement sidewalk, hardly caring to look up. Then... THUMP!

"Ow!" Berserker cried. He had run into someone due to his laziness. "Sorry bout that. I-" His sentence died short when he looked up.

Standing before him was a short skunk, much shorter than even he was. Berserker blinked a couple of times, then rubbed his eyes to be sure it was not a hallucination brought upon him by his lack of sanity. The skunk sported short, spiky hair that was colored purple, with two strands of blue hair hanging down the sides of his face. A small red symbol, a partially completed 'O' adorned the skunk's right cheek. He wore a spiked collar around his neck. A simple pair of pants was the only piece of clothing he wore.

"Oh...my...god! You're Remix!" Berserker let out a gleeful whine and his eyes lit up. It was Remix alright. The skunk's long, fluffy tail had the purple stripes that only Remix had.

The little skunk scratched his head, looking rather confused. His face lit up in realization. "Oh! You must be Berserker!" He smiled and looked the hyon over. "I recognize that red mane from your profile pic."

Berserker could hardly keep himself from hopping around like a premature bunny. "I can't believe I'm meeting you in person!" He then added rather bluntly, "I thought you'd be taller."

"Yeah, I get that a lot." Remix closed his eyes, tilted his head, and gave Berserker the cutest grin he had ever seen. "It's nice to finally meet you."

"Same here." Berserker felt his heart skip every other beat. Maybe this day would turn out better than he had expected. What could be better than hanging out with a friend from FA? "So, where are you headed?" he asked, his voice not so subtly filled with hope.

"I was just thinking about getting lunch."

Berserker nodded stupidly and said, "Maybe I could join you for lunch."

Remix clapped his paws together and exclaimed, "Great idea!" He reached up and grabbed hold of Berserker's shoulders. With a quick tug, he brought the hyon's face down to his level. Berserker blushed and wondered what the skunk was trying to do. He found out a little too late.

Remix opened his maw wide. Berserker caught a quick glimpse of the skunk's fangs, dripping with drool. Right behind them was his lathered tongue, which was wet with anticipation. All of it led to the skunk's dark, pulsating gullet, which came at Berserker's face before he could utter a peep. The hyon let out a muffled gasp just before his face squished against Remix's soft, wet throat.

Everything had gone from light to dark in an instant. Berserker did not really get what was happening at first. Not until he felt the light pressure around his head grow tighter, and his entire body lurch forward as powerful throat muscles tugged him down into the dank cavern did he realize he was being eaten. Berserker cursed his horrible luck. He grabbed onto Remix's shoulders and tried to push his head out. Unfortunately, the skunk was an expert eater. The moment his paws touched Remix's fur, the skunk gulped violently. This threw the hyon off, and his grip slipped.

He could feel the tightness envelop him. His shoulders slipped easily into the hungry skunk's maw, barely giving Remix's jaws any trouble. Berserker desperately tried flailing his arms around in some ill-conceived plan to free himself. A few short gulps pinned his arms to his sides. Remix's tongue taunted his chest with smooth, moist licking. The skunk let out an audible "Mmmm!" which shook Berserker's body like an earthquake. The air was hot and stuffy, but it was about to get worse.

Remix's gullet opened up to a slightly bigger area, his stomach. Berserker felt a small twinge of relief, but it was quickly snuffed when another swallow shoved his head roughly into the stretchy walls of flesh. He had more room to move his jaws, and went about shouting words and curses that would make a nun's ears bleed. None of this stopped Remix, who just kept guzzling the hyon down like a tasty snack. Berserker could not believe how fast it was all happening.

The walls around him bulged out quicker and quicker. Berserker's arms followed him in, quickly followed by his belly. The tension around his lower body would have felt wonderful under different circumstances. His fur started to soak in liquid from various places. The hyon felt his skin starting to itch - annoyingly so. Outside, his feet remained the only bit of him exposed to the outside world. Suddenly, he felt something thick and wet tickling at the soles of his feet. The unannounced attack on his senses caused the hyon to wiggle about with laughter. He closed his eyes and wept from the horrific teasing of his nerves. Then, just as suddenly as it had started, the tickle torture ceased. A loud, sloppy gulp sent his feet down the dark passage.

Remix closed his jaws around the hyon's feet. He giggled to himself, pleased with his mischievous little tickle torture. He closed his eyes and savored the journey that the rest of his meal took down his gullet. The sudden shift in weight had caused him to topple forward, but his plump belly caught the fall. Content and full, Remix rubbed at his engorged gut vigorously.

The tasty kitty continued to kick around. The hearty hyon bellowed a muffled, "This isn't what I meant by _joining_you for lunch!"

Remix heard him well enough. He gave his belly a pat where Berserker's head seemed to be. "I know," he replied briskly. "But it doesn't change anything at this point." He hauled his little body back onto his feet. With a satisfied belch, Remix happily resumed his trek down the sidewalk. His belly sloshed about, churning his digestive juices and his snack together. The gurgling noises made wonderful traveling music. He would have to show off his belly to everyone on FA.

He giggled and thought about naming the photo, "Berserker and Me," with an arrow pointing from Berserker's name to his belly. It'd attract a bunch of faves for sure.

The End