A Fated Reality-Chapter 12
#13 of A Fated Reality
WHO DOESN'T LIKE DRILL SERGEANT MOMENTS?!
I ain't saying much; only I'm tired hungry and bored.
Enjoy...
Roll The Film, I guess...
"Alright men, this is your training ground." I said to my peeps minus Cynthia.
"Why is it a training ground?" Chris asked.
"When you talk to me, I expect RESPECT! Do you copy, Private?!" I exclaimed, getting in Chris' face like a drill sergeant.
"Sir, yes sir!" Chris said, scared of my tone and saluting like a soldier.
"As I was saying, this is your training ground. In here is the Earth's biggest reserve. Back before, it used to house the world's biggest animal collection. But now that Pokemon are here, it became the world's biggest Pokemon Preserve. There's no telling what we encounter in there." I told them like we were at war.
To catch you up, it's three days after my Spaghetti-Off with Cynthi-Lindi-Christi. After the little thingy-jorget with that weird guy, Cynthia got news about the Pokemon Preserve we were at. She didn't want to go and sent me there. But when I heard that due to my super-duper status as Spaghetti King would get me in free plus guests...
I invited ALL of my peeps!
So, I stand before Chris, Hazel-Bless Her Soul Forever More, Jackson, Adam, Clara, and Lisa. I had asked Glacia to come, since there was most definitely Ice-Types here. But she said she'll be here later...
Oh, I have NO clue what she's doing right now... Messing around with Sidney...The NERVE of her!
"Are you not prepared, Privates?" I requested, Hazel-Dearly Beloved raising her hand for an affirmative.
"Why not, Private Collins?!" I yelled, thinking JROTC ain't got shit on me.
"I want my yum-yums." Hazel-Gorgeous replied, making me stop in place. A record scratched somewhere.
"Okay, I'm breaking character here. Dafuq is a yum-yum?" I asked her.
"A yum-yum is my favorite gummy candy!" she exclaimed.
"Where would you have to get a yum-yum from?" I asked, curious.
"A yum-yum can be found...OH! There's some in here!" Hazel-Lovely said, looking at her phone for reassurance.
"Really?! Okay men, new objective: First one to find the most yum-yum gets immunity!" I ordered, confusing them.
"Immunity from what?" Adam asked me.
"Immunity from this foot up in yo' ass- Naw, I'm kidding. You get immunity from my behavior for tonight..." I said vaguely, making their interest peak.
"What's going on tonight?" Jackson asked.
"I'm gonna go through some things starting this night. And it'll continue until my birthday, which is at the end of the week." I elaborated bossly.
"Okay." Chris said, making the others look at him.
"How come you don't wanna know what he goes through?" Hazel-Oh So Luscious questioned.
"With the way he acts now, I REALLY don't want to know." Chris replied, making the others shudder.
"Okay Privates! Move OUT! Use only one Pokemon in your arsenal!" I demanded, running inside. The others hurried to come in after, especially Adam...
The Pokemon Preserve OF Epic Populace Proportions!...
Clara and Lisa...
"Ugh, why do I have to go through grass?" Lisa whined as she got her foot stuck in some tall grass...
Again.
"Come on Lisa stop being a pussy and step it up!" Clara called from VERY far ahead.
"Don't say that! You sound like that jerk-wad!" Lisa called back, not realizing she was stuck in place because an IvySaur was holding onto her to talk to her.
"Hey Lisa!" Clara called, seeing why she wasn't moving," You gotta little buddy there!"
"What?" she responded, looking at herself, before seeing the vine's origin.
'Ivy!' the Seed Pokemon waved at Lisa, making her freeze in place. The IvySaur wondered why she didn't respond and poked her for good measure.
But why he poke her in the inner thigh, tho?
"[Shriek]" went Lisa as she jumped outta the way, taking the clingy IvySaur with her.
"Lisa, what's wrong?" Clara cried, running to her sister of questionable relations.
"This friggin' perv poked me near my vajay-jay!" Lisa responded, censoring herself to avoid poisoning the IvySaur's brain.
If only she knew what gender the IvySaur was...
The IvySaur climbed up on Lisa, trying to show her something. When she was attention-grabbed, the Seed Pokemon pointed below. Lisa looked...
And had to turn away quickly when she saw the IvySaur's moist lips.
"Okay, that was mentally scarring! Can we go now?!" Lisa said quickly, not wanting to see more genitalia of quadrupeds.
"Okay, little Miss Lisa~!" Clara said teasingly, making Lisa blush from the nickname she had from her ex...
Her ex-girlfriend.
"Come back here!" Lisa said, running after Clara with the IvySaur clinging onto her via Vine Whip...
Chris...
"Aurora, why won't you help me?" Chris asked the Aura Pokemon, who had her back turned arms crossed.
The usual 'I'm pissed at you' stance.
'Because I know you had sex with Laura while I was asleep last night.' she said, growling the whole while.
"I was asleep too! She used Hypnosis on me! You know I'm a light-sleeper!" Chris responded.
'I don't believe you.' she said, glaring at Chris with the corner of her right eye.
"Well, don't. I am not gonna waste time trying to convince you." he said with a huff, walking away.
The entire encounter was watched with hawk-eyes by a small floating figure...
Jackson...
'Come on! Please?' Jackson's Zoroark Kate pleaded as they were in a secluded clearing by themselves...
Long story short, she wanted the 'D' and he wasn't givin' it up.
"Now's not the time, Kate. Anything could sneak up on us." Jackson told her, making her whine in disappointment.
'Please? My lips are killing me~...' she said, rubbing her nether region.
"No, we might get-" But Jackson stopped when he heard a bush ruffle to their south-west. The duo immediately made sure their backs weren't turned. Bushy-Bush shook again, this time more vigorous...
Until a Bisharp came out of it.
Jackson didn't have time to think about how a tall Pokemon could fit in a small bush before he backed away from a swipe from the Sword Blade Pokemon. The Bisharp looked at Jackson critically before charging again, right arm-blade glowing an eerie purple.
"Nope." Jackson said, side-stepping the move, nearly grazed by the Night Slash.
"Sharp." the Bisharp curtly said, getting a Slash attack ready in both arms while it charged.
"Nah-uh" Jackson mocked the Sword Blade Pokemon, stepping outta the way of the dual attack, making the Bisharp agitated.
'Bi-Sharp.' The words uttered could easily be translated to 'Hold Still' as the Bisharp charged again.
"But I don't want to." Jackson told the Sword Blade Pokemon as he waited for the right moment...
BAM! The Bisharp got tripped up!
The Sword Blade Pokemon fell hard on its back, wind being knocked out like a boxer at the end of a round.
Jackson made sure to put his foot on the Bisharp's chest before it got back up.
"Now yield." Jackson said like a boss-ass swordsman. The Bisharp huffed and crossed its arms in a yielding fashion.
"Hey Kate, can you see what he wants?" Jackson asked her, only for the Bisharp to growl threateningly, catching his attention.
"What?" Jackson said, looking at the angry Bisharp.
' 'He's' a female.' Kate explained with quotes, making Jackson's breath catch.
"Oh shit, I'm sorry!" Jackson said, removing his foot and rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment. The Bisharp got up with a huff, and a puff and she threw Jackson to the ground!
"Okay, okay! I'm exTREMELY sorry! Do you accept my apology?" Jackson pleaded as the Bisharp readied a Night Slash in her arm-blades.
'Sharp.' she said after some time of edging her blades agonizingly slow towards Jackson's throat.
'Sharp Bi sharp sharp.' she said to Kate, who looked at Jackson with a foxy grin that spelled trouble.
"What'd she say Kate?" Jackson asked, a little nervous when her grin widened.
'She said that she wants to join us...If you give us the 'D'.' Kate said, showing teeth in her vixxen look.
But she don't know about dat Poker Face, tho!
"[Sigh]" Jackson...sighed as he got up and started to strip, making the girls present swoon while another in the shadows lowered a claw to her puffy lips...
Hazel-Lovely Gorgeous...
"AHHHHH!" Hazel-Dearly Beloved screeched as she got her vajay-jay eaten out by Raph, who wiped his face non-caringly as he stood.
"[Pant, pant, pant] Thanks Raph...I needed that..." Hazel-Deliciously Good told Raph as she stood up shakily in her afterglow. They had been resting after fifteen minutes of no Pokemon coming to them.
So, they did what they do when they're alone; have oral.
"Maybe we should move on..." Hazel-Oh So Luscious suggested, getting a 'Zard' in response. As she went to get her shirt, which had somehow ended up by a tree, she saw a shadow shift in front of her.
"Oh! Who's there?" she asked, looking around for movement.
The bushes near her right shook, the faintest red and tan leg hurriedly backing away from sight.
"Now that just won't do... Raph, can you bring it out here?" Hazel-Bless Her Soul And Then Some asked her Fated Charizard, who had taken a deep inhale.
When he locked onto the scent, he flew into the overgrowth at the speed of light. Scuffling and the occasional yelp emanated from the darkness, making Hazel-Dearest look on in anticipation. Then, the noises stopped suddenly, making her think something happened.
"Raph, are you okay?" she called into the dark. A shuffle went off before a figure was thrown at Hazel-Lovely, making her duck down. When the figure landed, it hurriedly went to Hazel-Dearest to hide behind her as Raph came out of the dark, licking his lips.
When Hazel-Super Duper Super Girl looked behind her to see what cowered there, her eyes landed on a Blaziken, who was shaking in fear as Raph came closer.
"What's wrong?" she asked the Blaziken, who pointed at Raph as he came to them.
"Raph, what'd you do?" Hazel-Why You So Boss asked her Fated, who just pointed at his puckering lips and the Blaziken.
"You're weird, Raphael. So Mr. Blaziken, how are you doing?" she asked the shaking Blaze Pokemon, who had looked at her with innocent, scared eyes.
'Blaze.' he replied, even though she didn't have to guess as to his gender. He shook his hand in a 'so-so' manner, making Hazel-Beloved Yet Loved nod in understanding.
"I see. Hey, do you want to come with me?!" she excitedly asked, after being bored of not finding anything. The Blaziken nodded after thinking about it.
Raph's eyes lit up and he said, 'Char...I-zard~...
The Blaziken blushed a deeper redder than his beak color at his words...
Adam...
"Oh man...Bullet, you find him?" Adam said, not even looking for a Pokemon or two.
He was looking for ME!
"I hope we find him soon..." he said after receiving a shaking head of 'No'.
Adam had been very hectic, running away whenever he heard a noise. His chances, to him, were very bleak, so he gave up and tried looking for me...
So tell me why when he turned a corner he came across a group of Pokemon.
There was a Riolu in the bushes looking at a Luxray and Grovyle having an argument. Adam hurriedly sneaked to the Riolu, since the Luxray looked scary to him.
"H-i-i th-he-ere li-ittle Riolu...How you doing?" Adam quietly asked the Emanation Pokemon. Said Pokemon twitched an ear in his direction, making Adam flinch. Sounds of low giggling were heard as Adam lowered his arms.
"That wasn't funny..." Adam said in quiet anger.
'Yes it was.' a voice said, making him jump in fright. The giggling went to chuckling at this point.
"Who said that?" Adam whispered, scared that he was about to get mind-raped...
You need to live with a Psychic-Type to get that...
'I did.' the Riolu waved a paw at Adam, who froze in place before waving his own hand nervously.
"That's...nice..." Adam complimented. They had not realized that the two Pokemon from earlier had BEEN stopped arguing and were trying to figure out where the voices were coming from.
'So, what brings you here?' the Riolu asked Adam, who stuttered unintelligibly before slapping himself.
"I was looking for a...friend...but I can't seem to find him..." he told, looking down in embarrassment and shame as he was looked at by the Emanation Pokemon.
'Dude, you reek.' the Riolu finally replied, waving a paw at his nose as if swatting away a fly.
"What?! But I showered before I got-." But Adam cut himself off as he saw Riolu's nearly bursting face.
'DUDE! Not THAT reek!' the Riolu shrieked, ROTF'ing hard.
"Care to elaborate?" Adam asked curiously.
'Your Aura reeks of embarrassment and secrecy...What'chu hiding~." the Riolu asked, not evening pausing to stop for breath.
"I'm not hiding anything." Adam simply said, turning away from the Riolu with a blush.
'Oh yeah? You're blushing.' the Riolu accurately guessed, Adam shaking his head in idiotic denial.
"No I'm not." Adam said back.
'Yes, you are.'
"No I'm not." his blush deepened.
'Yes you are.'
"No...I'm not..."
'Yes you are~!'
NO I'M NOT!" Adam's unintentional outburst had drawn attention to them as the bushes ruffled from the outside.
The Luxray from earlier had been walking away from the Grovyle in irritation before hearing the yell-out, peeking its interest. The Gleam-Eyes Pokemon had went around the bush before using his X-Ray vision like Superman to see what was in the bush. The Luxray saw a humanoid figure with a wiener-dog like figure next to it. They were sitting in front of what looked like a Riolu.
The head of the Luxray peeked in, eyes scanning around before settling on Adam, who tensed.
If Adam had asked Mister for a Translation Connection, he would have heard this instead of 'Luxray's' over and over.
'Of all my times looking at female Luxrays like this, I thought I'd never see a human who would look so...beautiful~...'
The Luxray had audibly purred, making Adam confused as to why the Gleam-Eyes Pokemon wasn't attacking him.
"Uh...Nice kitty?" Adam said, petting the Luxray when he settled down.
The Grovyle that the Luxray had been arguing with had came around the other side of the bush to check for the outburst, only to see Adam. The Wood Gecko Pokemon had immediately went weak-kneed and crawled to Adam, who had not been expecting the sudden caress from behind on his cheek-meat.
If Adam had a Translator Connection, he would heard the Grovyle say,
'If I had a chance to show you something new, I'd do it now, cutie.'
See why he shoulda? He woulda been a tomato for the rest of the day and I wanna-wanna see it on camera!
Adam was now on uncomfort level 'Diez' as he was being rubbed, caressed, and smothered in every sense of each word, the blush on his face permanent as he reached for Pokeballs.
"Okay, that's enough." he managed to say without stuttering, tapping the two newcomers on their arm/forepaw.
What had surprised Adam to no end was the lack of resistance as both balls simultaneously pinged for a successful capture.
Riolu just smiled and said, 'Might as well join the party.' The Emanation Pokemon grabbed a Pokeball offa Adam's belt and tapped the button to let him inside. There was no resistance for this one either.
Adam just stared in disbelief, Bullet doing so as well after he came back from his search...
Clara And Lisa...Again...[Sigh]...
"Are you not seeing this right now?!" Clara whisper-yelled to Lisa while watching her favorite Psychic-Type Pokemon, a Gothitelle and a Meowstic, have a conversation, the latter was holding her 'new' IvySaur close as they hid behind the dark of trees.
"Clara, I wish I could un-see things..." Lisa deadpanned, unconsciously rubbing her IvySaur's bulb.
"Don't be such a-." But Clara disappeared in a blue flash, Lisa not even caring as she stared at a tree.
Clara had been Teleported! But where? Only you, the reader can find o-
Oh, there she is.
She had been Teleported to the part of the clearing where the Psychics were. When Clara regained her vision, she promptly froze she saw all eyes were on her.
Shit got real REAL quick!
"Uh...Hi?" Clara said, waving nervously at them. The Gothitelle that was eye-balling her had stepped up to her, making Clara tense up.
Clara whimpered when the Gothitelle knelt down to her level, thinking it was over for her...
Until the Gothitelle touched her forehead.
Clara's eyes jolted open when she felt the poke, looking at the smiling Gothitelle in confusion.
"Wha?" she said, making the Gothitelle chuckle before the Astral Body Pokemon poked her again, except with a glowing-blue hand.
When the hand moved back, Clara's ears felt like they just opened, allowing the unheard to be heard. The Gothitelle beckoned to itself, making Clara pay attention.
'Hello, human girl.' a feminine voice said, making Clara look around for a second before...
'Right here.' the Gothitelle said, waving her hand at Clara.
"Oh! Hello there!" Clara said back happily, feeling giddy inside for being face-to-face with her favorites.
'I see you noticed our conversation and wished to wonder why you saw fit to spy on it.' the Meowstic near the Gothitelle told Clara femininely, calculating eyes on her.
"Me and my sister were just exploring when I happened to see you gals outta this little narrow sight in the trees.' Clara explained truthfully. The Meowstic looked at her with glowing blue eyes before backing away, nodding in understanding.
'Okay. Now, I have to make sure that you bear no ill intentions...' the Gothitelle said before closing her eyes.
"What're you doi-?" Clara didn't finish she felt the mind probe, going through her defenses like they were thin flesh. She felt violated as the probe went deeper and deeper, looking for the right things before stabbing at it, making Clara cry out. The probe backed away for a secco before stabbing again. After that, it slowly backed away, making Clara feel it.
When the act was over, Clara shuddered as she felt emptiness from the probe's absence.
'She's clean.' the Gothitelle said to the Meowstic, who nodded and called out her species name towards some bushes. The bushes rustled, making Clara think that something else was coming.
What popped out, however, sent all doubt out of her head.
An Espeon gracefully hopped outta the bushes, making Clara squeal.
"OH MY GOSH! You are so CUTE!" Clara cried as the Espeon came to her.
'So?' Clara heard a male voice this time, 'What does me being cute have to do with anything?'
She looked at the snarky Espeon as he circled her in judgment.
"It's a compliment." she simply said.
'Well, all things considered, I am very much cute.' the Espeon said, smirking.
'Oh please. We all know I'm cuter than you!' the Meowstic said defiantly, getting all up in the Espeon's face.
'Nope. You'll never match me in cuteness.' the Espeon said challengingly. They butted heads after that last comment.
'If you may...' the Gothitelle said to Clara.
"May what?" she responded, watching the two felines get down and dirty.
'Catch us. I know you want to.' the Gothitelle said, hitting the rusted nail on the head of the rusty knight suit.
Said suit was gonna feel that in the morning.
"Okay, if you say so." Clara replied, grabbing three Pokeballs and throwing them at the Espeon and Meowstic, while tapping the Gothitelle gently. The formers shook in theirs for a secco before submitting.
The Gothitelle didn't struggle at all.
"Okay, for now on, your name is Melody!" Clara cried out holding the Gothitelle's Pokeball.
"And you'll be Light and... Cornelia!" she added, looking like Dawn Berlitz from the series.
"Hooray..." Lisa deadpanned from her tree spot...
Me...
'Okay, what's pink, fleshy, and likes to go in things?' a Goodra with a borderline feminine voice asked me as we sat on a log.
"Is it a dick?" I answered for the 100th time-LITERALLY- and counting.
'Correct!' the Goodra called, hugging me tightly. His slime got on my arms...again...
Bounty Napkins, you about to have a new customer.
"Can we please just go; you've been asking me the same question with different wording for the past three hours!" I asked him as I struggled in his slimy grasp.
'Okay, but remember, I want it rough~...' he said, looking at me with desire in his eyes.
"Okay, Leslie." I said, returning him to his Quick Ball.
"C.T.Z, fly me to the entrance; it's late and I have all the yum-yums!" I called, waiting for the Dragonite to appear while shifting my pack filled to the brim with yum-yums. When he materialized, I immediately hopped onto his back, signaling him to take-off...
Chris...
"I'm lost..." Chris deadpanned, sitting by a REALLY BIG tree in the middle of the Preserve.
"I'll never find a way out..." he continued, feeling stupid for leaving Aurora like that...again...
"[Sigh]" he did, leaning back onto the tree.
When he did this, the small floating figure from earlier went up to him as he closed his eyes to sigh again.
The figure moved into the moonlight for a bit, revealing pink fur on its arms. It moved towards Chris' face, where he blew air onto its face, making it stumble backwards in surprise. As payback, it used a bubble of energy to pop in front Chris...
Needless to say, he was up quickly.
Chris had jolted up, wondering where the popping noise came from. He looked behind, in front, up ahead, down the lane, and to the side, not seeing anything. When he leaned back again with his eyes closed, he was in the figure's face.
He opened his eyes...
And had to do a full-body double-take when he saw a Mew.
Chris' excitement levels went to 'Quince' as he looked at the New Species Pokemon in shock and awe. The Mew just looked at him while bouncing on a bubble.
"He-hello..." Chris said, waving 'Hi' at the Mew, who waved back more enthusiastically.
"Why are you here?" Chris asked, making the Mew giggle...
In a girl's voice.
'I'm here to help you, silly.' the Mew replied.
"Help me what?" he asked with a head-tilt.
'Get home. Jeez, slow or nah?' the Mew said, bouncing around.
"Please?! I know the others are worried sick!" Chris said. Meanwhile, we were all just at the entrance chilling when I noticed something...
"Hey, where's Chris?" I asked with a mouth full of yum-yums.
"I don't know." Hazel-Delectable said.
"Eh." I shrugged, returning to my yum-yums.
Back to Chris...
'Alright. But you have to so something for me~." the Mew said vaguely, making Chris nod his head vigorously.
"Yes! Yes! What is it?" he said.
'Catch me.' she replied. Chris paused to do another double-take.
"You want me to catch you? Won't that take you away from your tree?" Chris countered.
'[Giggles] Look at you, you little thinker. I still wanna stay here. If you catch me, others can't.' Mew elaborated bossly.
"Oh..." Chris said in realization. He grabbed a Pokeball and threw it at Mew, who leaned her head towards it. The ball snapped open, allowing the process...
No resistance.
Chris went to the Pokeball, only to see Mew pop outta it her damn self.
'Alright here.' she said, handing Chris the ball.
"Thanks." Chris managed to say, before Mew clapped her hands together, teleporting him away...
Everyone Together Now!...
"So..." I started, seeing Chris with us finally, " I have the yum-yums."
"You have yum-yums?!" Hazel-Lovely Dear said out loud.
"I have the yum-yums." I replied.
"Sharing is caring!" Chris responded, reaching for my yum-yums.
"No! They're MINE!" I said, only to look up and see I'm surrounded by everyone else.
" 'Give me the yum-yums'." they said, moving closer.
"NEVER!" I said, running off with them fast behind me...
Cliffhanger's a right old bitch, isn't it?
This has been mercenary man guy.
That's it. Nothing else.
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