Let me fix that .........(Story II)
Couple weeks later...........
Joe and Jake are working at their job as the operator of the number of on the back a the shampoo bottles. A very odd job for to crazy collage teens but hey collage isn't cheap.
" Hello OV4 shampoo, I'm Jake and what is your name" Jake said in a overly cheerful but fake tone so he doesn't get yelled at from his anal supervisor and/or fired from this job that fits their busy schedule and pays decently.
"Yes ah-ha yes....The shampoo does come before the conditioner, and you put a drop roughly the size of a quarter in your palm. What?! No it can't be two dimes and a nickel"
"Hey kid if you keep calling here I swear I'll come and stab you in the face....." Joe threaten but when he said Hilda the "butch bitch", as they out it, walked by supervising every cubical his tone quickly change.
"...thank you, for you complement madam and if you need anything else please..." Hilda walk passes Joe and was far down the hall. "...Kill yourself" he complete and pressed the hang up button and his 80's style head set.
About ten minutes later Jake was eating and drinking coffee, with a lioness named Erica
"Damn it, I hate night shifts" Jake announced to the lioness who was eating a large hot dog.
"I know huh, the stupid jerk-off call asking retarded question or the prank callers call and we have to be nice to them of the Butch Bitch chews us out for being "Est' rude beyond compare. Vhat were you sinking before you said that" Jake was languishing hysterically at his friends great inspiration of the supervisor.
"I hate it the most when she corrects your grammar but can barley speak English and she is a neat freak too. Come on white shirt red ties for six hours straight five days a week, must be stop less, ever since Mr.Vinn promoted her she been a bitch" Jake said
" I hate these uniforms too, and she has been an asshole since she was born"
"But, Erica, you can pull this off, I makes your blue eyes stand out really well"
" Really thanks" Erica Blushed
" Um... do want to catch lunch Firday" Jake said nervously
"Sorry can't I've visiting my family Friday afternoon in Marlyn town"
"Oh, maybe I could taking you to that new club on 8th street, I could take you to Funky Town"
"Hehe I would love that" she said getting up to go back to her work station but when she walked by she ran her hand against him his back lightly.
*DING* the microwave went. Joe came running in
"Yes my hot pocket is done It's like the 4th time heating it and it was still almost frozen? this time" to eager to speak he bit into it and yelped hopping up and down fanning he mouth with his hand.
"....Wow....You're a dumbass" Jake said to his friend but Joe gave him the finger and finish his over heated snack.
"Only half-an-hour to go and we can hit the parties" Joe said to his best bud after eating and recovering from his burns.
"No it will be almost midnight and we have classes around eleven you know the class with the teacher that never stop talking but with a hella hot daughter"
"Oh yeah got to an "A" in that class" Joe replied and icing his tongue
About thirty minutes later Jake and Joe are walking down a dark ally, with about 80% out the houses are abandon. The cool fall air fill their lungs as they both a walked down the semi-paved road as they talked.
"Dude, I have to piss so badly" Jake randomly decided to blare out.
"Me too" Joe reply
"Here there a house that I bring the drunk bitches too"
"Is that legal"
"Yes"
"Oh here....Hell no, but the cops gave up on this area a long ass time ago" said Joe.
They open the gate that led to the back. To eager to use a proper restroom they whip out their large cocks and started to pee on the fencing in the small backyard.
"So, Jake you hitting on that Erica chick" Joe inquired
"No" he said defensively still urinating
"Bullshit, I heard you talk to her, Funky Town the whole but, I don't blame she fuck'n hot as hell nice ass, big boobs, and she smart." Joe replied
" I don't like her"
"Really," he said after he finish urinating, without bothering to zip in front of Jake, he point out the wolf's dick was very hard and point out stream the piss shooting clean OVER the fence.
"Hey!!! Fuck you, this is just great"
"What wrong hound dog, you had boner before" Joe said playfully
"It not the fact I have a boner you crazy-ass -ally-cat it that it won't fit in this stupid work pants maybe if I *RIP* Fuck my briefs just ripped, now my the pants WILL NOT FIT"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"....I hate you..."
"Here" the tiger said quickly zipping up and head for the water hose about 3 feet from Jake and turn it on. The air was cold that night and water was really cold. Joe put a kink the hose so too much water don't flow out, but when Jake felt it the ice cold water on his rock hard dick it squeak like a puppy learning on to bark and jump knocking over Joe and Jake tipper over Joe, the hose released all that water pressure, and wetting them both. Jake scramble to the knob to turn off the water hose still barely holding up his pants stocking wet and cold as fuck and his rock hard dick still pointing up and out
".....I really hate you....."
"If it make you feel better you look sexy wet and hard" Joe said rolling in the mud something tiger don't do very often. Jake in playful anger tackle him and his pant go lost in and tiger vs. wolf mud wrestling match. Moments passes Jake felt something poke him in the back.
"Joe are you..."
"Maybe...I know you are" he said slyly "I thinks there clothes in the house"
Joe with a semi and Jake hard with not pants nor underwear enter the bathroom of the old house.
"Why do you leave I unlocked" Jake asked
"Drunk People and locks don't get along"
"I think I have spear clothes in the bed room " Joe told Jake
"But I think we s-s-should shower before w-w-w-e get dressed just to get the mud of-f-f and warm up-p"
"S-s-s-Sure " shivered Jake
They when to the two individual shower in the house after the were refreshed and Joe ran back to the bedroom only but met up with Jake in the hall.
"Damn boy you still hard"
"Yes..."
Joe sight and then grinned "Let me fix that" Joe took his hand and lead him to the bedroom that was very bare just a bed with old sheets and a closet door. Joe laid Jake on the bed and slowly start to lick the head off Jake further hardening penis. Soon Joe work his way down the shaft of the wolf's dick and began to suck and move his head up and down. Jake could only groan and moan. Then Joe stop suck the horny wolf and the muscle bound tiger crawled on top of the muscle bound wolf. Sitting on his six-pack Joe's dick pock at Jake muscle. Jake could not take it and began to lick the head of the cock of the tiger. Joe love it when this was done to him and purred loudly in pleasure.
Joe slowly got up and squatted on Jake thick dick.
"OH GOD!!!!" Jake yelled feeling Joe tight ass on his cock.
"FUCK!! Yeah!!!" Joe said reliving one of his weird fetishes.
Jake could help but a thrust his cock into the ass of the tiger sitting on him. The fucks got faster and harder, soon Joe went from the squat to the receiving end on Jake, the wolf's, favorite positions doggy style.
"Pound me like you would pound her" Joe screamed at the top of his lunges.
Jake faster, Jake went harder, Jake when deeper, then he groped Joe's cock and griped it like it would save his life one day, it almost turn purple.
"I'm gonna blow" Jake said
"Me too" Joe said taking "it" like never before in history of the world.
Jake pulled out and sat Joe stood up. Jake jerked his dick and Joe stuck his in Jake mouth and started to thrust. Jake came all over on the bed on himself on, on the clock, on the wall, and on , and on Joe's balls and Joe thrusting became hard and deep 'till cum fill Jake's mouth and on his face.
The two horny bastards were so tired from this they just laid there covered in seamen and painting until they slow drifted to sleep.