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Eddie tossed the mail pile on the table. It was past midnight and the raccoon was on his last cigarette. He didn't have the time or energy for reminders from his cable company that the money would be deducted on the 15thof this month. Nor did he need the Viagra or Cialis advertisements. He took a drag of his cigarette "I'm Twenty-Six you assholes!" He muttered to himself as he finished his cigarette. He had half a mind to drive back out to the nearest 24 hour shop and grab another pack, but that would force the guard at the gate to miss part of his reruns, and Eddie felt bad enough for the night-shift bastard already. Undoing his tie and kicking off his shoes the raccoon collapsed on the couch. After three months living in this house it still didn't feel like a home. Maybe it was the lack of furnishings, or the lack of neighbor interaction save for those cunts from the Homeowners Association.

Working 80 hour weeks at the beck and call of some nepotist asshole wasn't really where Eddie saw himself when he was working on his MBA in finance, but here he was, making big money and losing lots of time. The raccoon sighed as something in the mail pile caught his eye. "Fuuuuuck!" He groaned, now seriously contemplating going to get some more cigarettes, and some whiskey, security guard be damned!

The letter was ornate, clearly from a stationary store as opposed to a dime a dozen office store. In a think feminine cursive was his name "Edward" written in what looked like expensive fountain pen. No return address, no mailing address. Why would there need to be when all she needed to do was walk across the street to drop the letter in his box. Uncaring, or maybe out of spite he ripped open the envelope, letting the expensive paper tear away as he read the letter.

"Edward, I believe it's time we spoke about your home's upkeep. As you are well aware it only takes one rotten apple to spoil the orchard, and your current upkeep of your home has been less than satisfactory. Please call me immediately so that we may discuss this.

Sincerely, Alysha Vexx, President of the North Grove Homeowners Association."

"Oh fuck off!" Eddie muttered to himself, tearing up the letter, "Well there goes my day off tomorrow!" He knew if he didn't go to Alysha she'd come to his house, she knew his schedule, had his cell number, he was gonna hear the lecture again one way or another. Eddie slipped his shoes back on and jogged out to his car, if he was going to have tomorrow ruined he was going to at least get smashed tonight.

***

The late morning sun shone it's way through Eddie's curtains, slowly forcing him awake. With blurred eyes he looked at the alarm clock by his bed. 10 AM. "Fuuuuuuck!" He said as he slowly stumbled out of his bed, his stomach lurching. The raccoon didn't even remember getting home last night, the last thing he remembered was his 6thboilermaker and getting up to sing Karaoke. His head throbbed as he staggered into his bathroom so he could look at the monster in the mirror. Red eyes and ruffled fur did all the speaking for him, he wasn't hungover, he was hung the fuck over. He spread some toothpaste over his brush, hoping to at least wash some of the whiskey stench out of his maw. When he bent over to turn on the faucet he felt his whole body heave. Eddie barely beat his body in the race to the toilet. After a few retches Eddie finally breathed again. "Great, now my breath smells like whiskey and puke..." He considered skipping his meeting with the wolfess, it's not like he was going to be able to talk away his inch too high grass, or still unpainted in the high school football team's colors garage door. Maybe a place deeper in the city wouldn't be so bad. "First things first, at least look presentable to yourself Eddie Spaghetti!" He said, using the stupid nickname his brother gave him when they were kids. "Ok take two, brush your teeth, and action!"

After a cold shower and three separate teeth-brushing sessions Eddie felt like he could finally at least attempt to face the world. He pulled on a pair of boxers, his head still throbbing. "Right...sunglasses and Advil..." He muttered to himself, his mind completing with the line "Last night was mad real!" Eventually the raccoon pulled on a Ralph Lauren Polo, a pair of off brand khakis and a pair of Sperry's. He made his way downstairs, raiding his cabinet for painkillers of any kind...and finding none. "Shit...shit shit shit!" He muttered to himself, same luck with the sunglasses.

By the time Eddie had crossed the street to knock on Alysha's door he felt like he had crossed the Sahara. The raccoon was sweating and panting, his head still throbbing, his body aching for the return to bed. "Just tell her I'll cut it next week or whatever, then I can go to bed." He muttered to himself as he waited for the wolfess to answer her door. He was greeted by Alysha, the wolfess a full head taller than him, dressed in tight fitting jogging shorts along with a think hoodie and sports bra.

"Edward, nice of you to join me. I take it you had a good morning's sleep?" She asked as she ushered him in.

"Good morning's?" Eddie replied perplexed, looking at the fine furnishings of her house.

"Well yes, you came home at 5 this morning!"Eddie blinked. That wasn't a good way to start this.

"Right yeah, long night at the office!" He said in what he hoped was a convincing lie. Alysha nodded, beckoning him to follow her to the kitchen. The raccoon followed behind her, trying not to stare too much at her ass, or legs. Alysha was an annoying condescending bitch, but he couldn't pretend that she wasn't attractive as all hell. As they reached the kitchen Alyasha walked over to her Kuerig.

"You look like you could use a cup of Coffee Edward!"

"Please Alysha, call me Eddie, we don't need to be so formal!" He said taking a seat at the kitchen table.

"And please call me Ms. Vexx, Edward, and yes we do!" She said as the Kuerig began its growl to life. Eddie couldn't lie, a nice cup of pain numbing caffeine sounded heavenly right now.

"Alright, Ms. Vexx, I'll gladly take a cup of coffee, thank you!" The wolfess strolled over to the counter where the growling machine claimed it's domain, affording Eddie another look at her swaying, voluptuous ass.

"How do you take it?" She asked, taking the cup over to the fridge.

"Milk and two sugars, please!"

With the steaming beverage between his hands Eddie couldn't help but feel a bit better as the sweet rush of caffeine was so close.

"Now Edward we have a lot to talk about today!" Alysha said sitting opposite him, even sitting down she still clearly dwarfed the raccoon. "First of all there's the lawn." Eddie took a sip of his coffee, half listening as the sweet rush of caffeine dulled the throbbing pain in his head. "...you didn't buy any girl scout cookies from the local troop..." In seconds Eddie's headache was gone, in face his head felt...numb. "...you're frequently seen disposing of your cigarette butts in the street..." Eddie blinked, why were his eyes so heavy. "...You did nothing to show support for any of the school system's extra curricular activities..." He tried to take another sip of coffee, his arms were numb now too, he couldn't move them. "Do you know WHY I'm the president of the Homeowners Association here in North Grove, Edward?" Eddie could hardly even breathe, his muscles were all constricting! "It's because I'm willing to do what it takes to make sure this remains a premiere neighborhood!" The weight on Eddie's eyes finally grew to be too much and he slipped away into the darkness.

Eddie awoke gasping for breath, like his lungs were filled with nails. "Oh good you're awake!" A voice boomed over him. The now naked raccoon tilted his head forward to be greeted by the toe of a giant running shoe. With a pained neck movement Eddie looked up to see Alysha looming over him, this time much more than head and shoulders above the raccoon. "I was worried you'd wake up before I got back, or I'd have to wait. At least in this scenario Edward your timing is impeccable."

"Wh....what the fuck is going on?" Eddie groaned out, struggling to even speak, his chest screaming at him in agony for daring to try and expel air.

"I'm sure you're very confused and in a lot of pain, even worse than that hangover of yours!" Alysha grinned, Eddie couldn't help but notice how sharp her teeth were. "It's a little something I had my R&D department cook up, strictly off the books of course. You're about an inch tall now Edward, give or take, this is only the fifth time I've used it after all, still never got the exact measurements. Now be a dear in stand up."

"Alysha...Jesus what the fuck are you doing?" Eddie groaned again, the raccoon clearly refusing to stand up.

"I'm cleaning up the neighborhood!" Alysha said, raising her running shoe clad footpaw over the tiny raccoon. "Now stand up before I just crush you under my shoe. You've lost your privilege to live here Edward, but you may still be able to retain your privilege to live, now STAND. UP." The wolfess growled the last two words as she slowly began to descend her foot. Eddie's cheeks streamed with tears as he forced himself to stand up, every muscle screaming at him in agony as their tiny twisted forms had to contort to actually support his nearly broken body.

"FUCK!" He screamed an sob. Alysha smiled and moved her foot.

"Language Edward!" Alysha teased as she took a seat on a near by chair, sliding off her running shoes "But you did as I asked, so I'll count that as a pass, if a marginal one." The musk contained in her shoes leaked out like radiation from an atom bomb.

"Ugh" Eddie said as he coughed and gagged. Alysha grinned once again presenting her large, sweat drenched paws before him.

"Twelve miles today Edward!" Alysha continued with a grin "now for the final part of your assessment. I expect my paws clean within the hour!"

"Wh...what?" Edward sobbed out, his body still writhing in agony as he struggled to stay standing.

"My paws are covered in sweat as you can clearly see Edward, Within one hour I expect them licked clean, if you accomplish that you'll have passed your assessment!" She said, wiggling her toes at him.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Eddie yelled back at her, Adrenaline helping him ignore the pain for a split second "THIS IS WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE I DON'T CUT MY LAWN? JESUS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT INVITE ME TO A BARBECUE OR SOMETHING YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Eddie was crying now, her paws still looming over him, toes wiggling like they were hungry dogs eyeing a piece of meat.

"I'll have to deduct points for unprofessional conduct!" Eddie's anger quickly turned to desperate, frantic begging.

"Please" The raccoon sputtered out between tears "Please you don't have to do this, please just let me go. I swear I'll do whatever you say. I'll move far away just please let me go!" The raccoon whimpered looking up into the Wolfess' eyes. Alysha instead looked at her watch

"Five minutes in and you've not even touched my paws yet, really Edward you must manage your time better!"

Eddie sobbed as he began to hobble towards her long broad paws, even her paws dwarfed the tiny raccoon, each paw standing at about twelve inches in height. As Eddie reached Alysha's left paw she 'gently' knocked the raccoon over with a toe, covering him in her broad paw.

Eddie sobbed as he finally gave in, pressing his tongue to her sweat caked paw pad. The taste was pungent and he shuddered as he swallowed the trail of sweat he had licked off. What felt like a massive lick however barely covered any noticeable surface of her paw pad. Eddie let out another sob as he continued to lick the sweat and grime off of Alysha's paw.

Alysha pulled out her phone as she felt the raccoon's pathetic attempts to lick her paw clean. While she had to give him points for sensation his work rate was still quite poor. "Tsk tsk." Alysha scrolled down her contacts, finding her Real Estate Agent. She quickly texted the coyote "Got another opening for you, call me tomorrow." Alysha smiled as she put her phone away. Only ten minutes left and the raccoon hadn't even reached her toes!

After what seemed like an eternity of licking Eddie had cleaned the wolfess' main paw pad. His belly bulged with the "water" weight he'd gained and he'd felt nauseous, but he'd done it. As if psychic Alysha lifted her foot, looking down at the raccoon who looked much like he did this morning, fur ruffled, breath stinking and eyes red. She inspected her paw pad. "Very nice Edward, a nice attention to detail...Unfortunately I requested you clean both my paws within this time frame, you didn't even manage to fully clean this single paw. It seems you've failed to make the cut!" Alysha said as she lowered her foot back down, placing a single broad toe on the raccoon's belly.

"NONONONO" Eddie screamed out as Alysha slowly started to apply pressure to the raccoon's water filled belly, pressing down, watching it bend and bulge under the weight of her toe. Soon Eddie's begging just turned to incomprehensible screams of pain, as she felt his belly burst under the pressure of her toe. The Raccoon gurgled in pain as Alysha stood up, hovering her broad paw pad over the twitching dying raccoon. She snuffed out under her paw pad much like how she would stamp a pink slip.