Once You Go Cat; Or Happy Fucking Valentine's Day
A bottle of red wine, a dozen roses, a heart-shaped box of imported chocolates and two nips of vodka. Marty watched with halfhearted interest as the items were run over the scanner while he fished for his card. "So, romantic evening with the wife?" The...
Letting Off Steam
"Fucking pendejo!" the coyote cursed. "How the fuck did he only get a yellow card for that? That was an obvious trip! Fuck!" "Shit Teo, calm down." Conejito looked at his teammate and friend, Teobalto Fernandez. The coyote huffed "but...fuck....we had...
Sweet Revenge
Morgan LaFontaine sat back, kicking his bare feet up on the round table. The speakeasy in the French Quarter of New Orleans was a favorite haunt of his. The place fronted as a flower shopped, both owned by a hyena named Sadie. The speakeasy was...
A Day of Fun
The ground shook again. "Fucking tremors." the fox tweeted through his phone as his nose ring shook and lightly slapped against his nose. The red fox stood in line at a large coffee chain as annoying folk rock seeped through the speakers with lyrics as...
Trespassers
"You better not be lying dude." "I swear to God! There's a junkyard out here filled with cars, I told you I saw it when I was dirt biking last week with Kevin." "And this doesn't strike either of you as creepy?" It had been another boring summer...
Rekindling the Spark
"Hey, I know you, you're the Hyena King." the rabbit behind the counter said to the tall, bulk hyena in an excited voice. "Uh... yeah, that's me." the hyena said awkwardly. He hated that stage name. "Oh man I love your work man" the rabbit said in...
Date Night
"Breath freshener in a can? Why did I buy this?" Kyle muttered to himself as he dug through his glove compartment. Is it normal to be invited to her apartment on the second date? Kyle spent his all of his high school and college years studying and not...
Alternate Interrogation Techniques
Lord Ves Iorveth tapped his fingers against the wood table as he stared intently at his captive. Five days of torture and the yote had said naught save "The Queen is false." It was the rebels rallying cry. Ves would like to take the traitor's lowborn...
Blind Date
"So tell me about yourself?" Quinn can't believe he used that cliché. Here he was sitting across from an absolutely stunning fennec fox and all he could say was "Tell me about yourself?" "Well" Felix started "I grew up on a farm honestly, doing all...
Brotherly Love
Count the tiles. Think about the playbook. Just don't look at them. The smell was bad enough, the sweet mixture of musk and deodorant already had my cock poking out of my sheath, if I dared a glance anywhere my cock would fire up like a bottle rocket....
Journey into Hunkland
Alcohol is a strange beast. It can be the trigger to some of the worst ideas and best nights of your life, or it can leave you waking in the morning feeling like a stranger in your own skin and the sound of drums banging in your heads, or in the case...
New Slave
The bar smelled like cigarettes, but not in the way he liked. These weren't working cigarettes, they were fashion cigarettes, smoked by trust fund art students who figured daddy's money made them immune to cancer. The drinks they served were faggy shit...