Once You Go Cat; Or Happy Fucking Valentine's Day
A bottle of red wine, a dozen roses, a heart-shaped box of imported chocolates and two nips of vodka. Marty watched with halfhearted interest as the items were run over the scanner while he fished for his card. "So, romantic evening with the wife?" The...
Came and Conquered
Josh would never call himself a big fan of the Intel guys, at USSF station Prometheus. A group of white collar stuffed shirts who never traveled further than the coffee machine. The lead agent, a badger who true to the stereotypes about his people was...
A Different Kind of Fox Hunt
The pen was cold, and it was dark. Healmsley stood shivering, huddled against at least a hundred other wolves. They were all nude, their physiques, for better or worse were all displayed to each other. Healmsley saw some others he knew, Ragnar,...
Problem Neighbor
Eddie tossed the mail pile on the table. It was past midnight and the raccoon was on his last cigarette. He didn't have the time or energy for reminders from his cable company that the money would be deducted on the 15thof this month. Nor did he need...
The Full 90
Kyle inhaled deeply as he took in the site before him. A locker room that seemed to stretch on for miles, with benches and lockers looming over him like century old trees. This sight would be impressive to any micro, but to Kyle it was all the more...
Roommates
Landon rubbed his eyes as he got off the plane, a red eye from Boston to San Diego, and from there a three hour taxi ride to campus. "Maybe I should buy a macro sized coffee!" He half joked, his tired mind conjuring images of him climbing up a mammoth...
Turning the Tables
"What?" The black dragon exclaimed "Lord Tyrion is coming here? To THIS shop?! What are you doing standing around Angelo? Go make some tea!" Draconicon shooed his slave from his bedroom. It was late in the morning, this is the earliest the alchemist...
Journey into Hunkland
Alcohol is a strange beast. It can be the trigger to some of the worst ideas and best nights of your life, or it can leave you waking in the morning feeling like a stranger in your own skin and the sound of drums banging in your heads, or in the case...
New Slave
The bar smelled like cigarettes, but not in the way he liked. These weren't working cigarettes, they were fashion cigarettes, smoked by trust fund art students who figured daddy's money made them immune to cancer. The drinks they served were faggy shit...
Letting Off Steam
"Fucking pendejo!" the coyote cursed. "How the fuck did he only get a yellow card for that? That was an obvious trip! Fuck!" "Shit Teo, calm down." Conejito looked at his teammate and friend, Teobalto Fernandez. The coyote huffed "but...fuck....we had...
Sweet Revenge
Morgan LaFontaine sat back, kicking his bare feet up on the round table. The speakeasy in the French Quarter of New Orleans was a favorite haunt of his. The place fronted as a flower shopped, both owned by a hyena named Sadie. The speakeasy was...
A Day of Fun
The ground shook again. "Fucking tremors." the fox tweeted through his phone as his nose ring shook and lightly slapped against his nose. The red fox stood in line at a large coffee chain as annoying folk rock seeped through the speakers with lyrics as...