Entry 9
#9 of Diary of an Awkward Youth
Dear Diary,
School was pretty boring today, but I did have some fun after school. Aaron and I decided to hang out a bit, went to the mall and window shopped a little too. It got a little weird when we went into a novelty shop though. He's a little bit of a pervert, but then again I suppose everyone is, only difference is that he's comfortable expressing it.
We spent some time in a clothing store too, even tried on a few outfits together. He looks really handsome in a suit, but I swear when he suggested I try on a dress I wanted to deck him. Oh well, he didn't really understand what I am before that, but I did take the time to explain that, while I might look like a girl when I have my pants off, I'm really not one. I think that me saying that sort of shocked him a little, but oh well.
I'm sort of glad he didn't come over to my house afterwards too, I really wouldn't have wanted to explain to him why my father was handcuffed to the kitchen table or why my mother was rifling through a collection of strap-ons when I walked through the door... Honestly, my parents are embarrassing, I can't bring anyone home with them really.