Adventures of Ernie Ascodel (part 1)

Story by Paragon of sinful on SoFurry

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#1 of Adventures of Ernie Ascodel


My first attempt at a sexual story... It was a lot of fun to write :D

Once upon a time, there was a soldier. He may have not been incredibly strong or as brave as the other soldiers on the battlefield, but he did have wit and a large imagination to back that up. Ernie Ascodal was his name, oh and he's human. Ernie being rather scrawny and short, sporting long black hair, a pale complexion, and yellowish eyes. After the war was won and the army disbanded, the various dark creatures in the world forced into their corner (stupid soldiers!), and peace and tranquility regained throughout the kingdom (sortof), Ernie found himself alone with nothing to do and certainly no real idea on what he was to do now. He certainly didn't have a job, nor did he have a living family. So he took to wandering the world, trying to find a purpose in his life.

He traveled across mountains, over deserts, through forests, stopping at villages of note to resupply himself. He occasionally auditioned for jobs, but these jobs didn't last long. He was always convinced his destiny lay on the road.

One day, in his travels, he came across a notable kingdom called Nisaila. However, Nisaila was not in good condition. The fields burnt, a chunk of the castle missing, and soldiers running through the streets enforcing order to panicked citizenry.

"Maybe this is where my destiny unfolds." Ernie mumbled to himself as he stopped one of the soldiers, a rather fat one with a bushy black beard. "Excuse me, what's going on here!"

The soldier looked rather angry but gave some information, "What's going on, WHAT IS GOING ON! Don't tell me you haven't heard that the princess has been kidnapped by a dragon. The king is giving out a large reward for the brave one who can rescue her, but she is probably crap by now. Go on, scram, I'm busy as it is now." The soldier said, afterwards, shoving Ernie aside rather rudely. Ernie was about to topple over into the dirty street, but he managed to keep his balance.

Ernie stopped another soldier, a tall and skinny one this time without any facial hair, "What's the reward."

Luckily, this soldier was more even tempered than the last though he spoke with some urgency in his voice, "500 gold." A bounty that nearly knocked Ernie flat, but he still wondered, "I would've thought it would be marriage." He said more to himself.

"It would be if the princess didn't already get herself assigned a prince, but as I've heard, she hates her husband to be. Goodbye." The soldier said abruptly as he rushed past Ernie.

In most cases, Ernie would have refused this proposal without a second thought, but since he had nothing better to do and he was feeling very confident (and somewhat stupid) at the moment, he readily accepted to this proposal. Talking to more citizens/soldiers, he discovered the general location of the dragons dwelling ("that mountain with a ring of smoke around it, duh"). Taking his rather meager possesions of dear meat, water, dagger, and clothing (he's very confident that some miracle would come), he set out to relinquish the princess from the dragons cruel grasps.

After a few hours of journey (and a couple songs about how awesome he is), he made it to the dragons cave, at the very top of the mountain. Smiling inwardly, he pressed himself against the wall, drew his dagger, and slid towards the cave. He could already hear the sound of a screaming princess and a roaring dragon. "She's dying, I must do something!" He thought as he stopped next to the entrance. Fear gripped at his heart followed by the thoughts of turning back, but he stood his ground. He mustered all of his courage, and peaked into the room to see a horrific sight before him.

Ernie put his free hand over his mouth when he saw what was happening in the cave. Before him was the princess, her bueatiful blonde hair a mess, naked, her more than considerably sized breasts bobbing up and down, her pussy impaled on the anthropomorphic dragon's oversized cock, caught in a mad state of pleasure, and oblivious to the world. Now Ernie knew the screams were screams of pleasure, not of pain/fear/whatever.

Ernie stood there, his eyes fixed on the scene before him, paralyzed and confused (and slightly aroused), the dragon's penis was gigantic (not just because Ernie's is tiny), erect it was about nearly two and a half feet long erect (he's good at estimatiing), though he couldn't pinpoint any testicles on the dragon. Wait, the anthropomorphic dragon had breasts, so that would make it a... hermaphrodite! Ernie heard of those, they were exceedingly rare.

Finally Ernie could make out words, "Do it harder!" Said the dragon, noticeable increase in speed on the princess's part, "Drayana!" The princess kept screaming (appears to be the anthro dragon's name). "Penelope!" Came from the dragon's mouth (appears to be princess's name). "This is sooo good." Penelope moaned.

Ernie started getting more confused, why would the princess willingly have sex with a dragon, especially a hermaphroditic dragon.

"Ahhhhhhh! I'm cumming!" Penelope yelled, "Wait, her?" Ernie thought.

"Cum inside me, I want you inside me!" Drayana yelled.

Both screaming with pleasure, cum shoots into Drayana, Ernie could glimpse occasional dribble down the side.

Both gasping for breath, Penelope pulled her cock out of Drayana, much to Ernie's surprise, it turned out the princess of Nisaila was the hermaphrodite.

Now that Ernie got a clear view of Penelope, he was surprised by her bueaty, she stood about 5.6 feet tall having a curvy and slim figure, her long, curly blonde hair reached past her shoulders, hanging in tresses like a field of golden wheat, her smooth light skin, dotted with freckles on her face, her blue eyes shown, almost as if they were saphires, her breasts were over the size of grapefruits (cups weren't invented yet), but the part that stood out most was her cock, even in it's flaccid state, it easily cleared a foot in length, her balls about the size of oranges. The only thing that was out of place were her pubic hairs, which where long and scraggly.

Drayana would be attractive, but Ernie isn't into dragons. Drayana had a sheen of red scales, receding into yellow at the belly. Her wings were folded on her back, so Eric didn't get to see much. Her breasts were about as large as Penelope's, porportianetely (considering Drayana is about 7 feet taller than Penelope), her pussy was near invisible to Ernie but he could make out a long pink line on her groin section. She had two long horns framing her head, followed by a bundle of silvery spines resembling hair.

Ernie was paralyzed, he didn't know what to do....

to be continued