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Rick is an almost middle aged man living in mid Oklahoma and on this short evening he is spending with his drinking buds, all of which don't go beyond "drinking buds" much to Rick's disappointment. Rick likes to give off nice and easy going vibes to everyone he encounters yet deep inside he seeks someone and only goes out with his buds to escape his lonely and depressing thoughts and when he has time to do that. Rick spends his time on his ranch mostly working and producing foods and products locally but his hobby when he has the free time is stargazing. Rick is fortunately located in a rural area that is mostly free of light pollution. Rick doesn't pay much attention to astrology or science, he just appreciates the beauty of the night sky because it's one of the ways he finds peace with himself. Though at times Rick is around he dabbles around in what paranormal phenomena is going around his town because he just got back into reading and that is another thing that gives him peace. Tonight Rick is dressed in some clean attire he had found which consisted of a red flannel long sleeved and button up shirt, some blue jeans and brown and laced dress shoes. His 'buds' all wore the almost usual attire as Rick, with obvious variations in flannel color and shoes and another plus is they all are ranchers which is something Rick to relate to them more and have conversations about, but tonight they had a different topic, which Rick listened in:

"You see 'those lights' over the highway yesterday?"

"No one was where you were Bobby?"

"Did you at least hear of them?"

"Naw, too busy."

"Mmm hm."

"You think they were aliens?"

"Bobby, really again?"

"How do we know?" Rick chimed in.

"What do you mean, Rick?" one of his tubby and short buds at the bar asked.

"Well, if they were U.F.O.s how can we know that aliens were inside or operating them?"

"Well, I don't know Rick, sometimes you just know!" Bobby fired back.

"Well, I don't know Bobby, did the E.B.E.s come down from their ship and say, 'Hey, how ya' doing bud?' "

Bobby sighed, "No."

Rick nodded, "Yeah exactly, you gotta know, have proof, otherwise it's just another story."

The tubby one beside Rick tilted his head, "You seem to know some stuff about this, Rick, amirite?"

Rick shrugged, "I dabble, a little, when I have the time."

"Mmm hm."

"True that."

The tubby one beside Rick smirked and his thoughts grew a smile, "Now would y'all fuck an alien?"

There was a sigh of disgust from the group.

"Jesus, Timothy, really? How many ladies how you gotten recently?"

"Uhh...uhh..."

"Exactly," the whole group including roared with laughter.

The humor died down and the group became silent, but Rick went on from Timothy said, "But in all seriousness, whose to know if they have the same sexual organs as us? They might have something freaky."

The group snickered.

"Shhyeahhh," a group member remarked.

Another group member looked at Rick, "Gee Rick, you sure seem to get all smarty all the sudden."

Rick was dozed off into his own world for a bit, but came back to the real one once he heard his name, "Hm?"

"Yeah, Rick, I remember when you used to be all headstrong and not finkin' before doin'."

He shrugged, "Times change. Who has the 'tab tonight?"

"Tim," the whole group besides Tim and Rick said in unison.

Rick produced a smile, "You sort of asked for Tim."

Tim shrugged it off, "Yeah, Yeah..."

Tim paid everyone's tab and then the whole group got in their cars in the cold light snow night back to their houses.

--

Yerneley is a twenty-three year old chubby Zeta Reticulan who abducts random human subjects for testing and also a sort of space police on other planets. The rotundness of his body comes into play below his neck and was sometimes remarked as pear shaped. He stands out and he knows this, but he doesn't care about how his body looks because he is comfortable with it and he has a fondness for Earth's fried food. He goes out in a sort of disguise to get food and sometimes snags an odd job to earn some dollars. He does earn money from abducting humans but not for the sort of space police work he does on other planets because those planets do not have much of a greedy economy. He was born on Earth on March 10th 1992 in Area 51. His parents have gone and preferred to stay at their home planet, but check in on him from time to time. The ship he is in has three floors - the top being his living quarters - containing a bedroom, closet, washer, dryer, shower, toilet, sink, towels, personal health like toothpaste, loofahs, and body wash, a kitchen with stove, microwave, fridge with freezer, utensils, plates, napkins, sink, drying rack, dishwasher etc., an entertainment room with TV, game console, and surround sound, a control room with a chair and touchpad and last a conference/teleportation room which is self explanatory. The second floor is his testing floor for the humans consisting of a chair with hand and leg constraints, a wheeled chair, and a table with needles. The last floor consists of for sort of 'engines' that propel his ship as well as a control panel that activates and closes a stair ramp to outside his ship. On the bottom of his ship are four compartments that open and close when the landing supports are used and stored and also a security panel in case of getting back to the ship if the teleporter doesn't work that consists of a hand, eye, and butt scanner. There is also an additional compartment that houses the opening and closing of the ship's ray for the abductees. Lastly outside his ship where the control room is a window that looks out from the control room with guns and lasers on the left and right side. In terms of personal defense, Yerneley is trained in using his own body for combat as well as having his own gun that is also sort of tool. His gun consists of these settings - kill, stun, grenade, disintegrate, and a laser for cutting. At the moment, Yerneley is dressed in dark green shoes and a light green tight suit that goes around his body besides his head, hands and legs and also gives him a sort of wedgie - but he is about to work. His suit also consists of a belt that holds his gun in a holster on his right fat hip. Abductions are using given out randomly to him like the lottery, so it isn't so much biased and the testing is usually how humans react to planetary conditions.

Yerneley watched as a human local in a red flannel buttoned shirt, jean pants, brown dress shoes, and obvious smell of beer on his dozed off mouth materialized into the chair. 'Now the careful part,' the alien thought. Usually when the ray teleported a human through the ship they materialized without the head and leg straps bound to the subject so the alien would knock the subject out with the ray like it usually does in that setting, but this time it was a bit easier. He usually tried to be careful in this part, but the human subject sometimes woke up in this process. And this time it did.

Rick screamed, "Ahhh! Get me fuck out of this!" He trembled.

Being sensitive, Yerneley tried to settle him down, "Calm down."

"Yeah that helps! Wait, you can speak English?"

"Yes."

Rick was still very taken back, "Get me out of this!"

"I can't, but what I will do..."

"Don't do anything to me!"

"That is out of my control."

"What the f-f-fuck do you mean, you have me strapped in!"

The alien shrugged, "It's something I have to do, it's my job."

"O-o-h."

Yerneley sat down in the chair beside the examining table trying to be comfort and show empathy to the human to make him comfortable, "It's nothing crazy like you hear. Have you taken allergy tests?"

"When I was little, y-yes."

"Well this is sort of like that," he reached to the table and placed two needles in his hand, "I take this needle and inject into you," he lifted the needle in his left hand a bit, "And then I observe any physical effects on you such as reactions, then I take this one," he lifted the needle in his right hand up a bit, "And take some blood out and see if there are any reactions there. If you have any reactions under your clothes please show me. All right?"

Rick sighed, "All right, doesn't sound too bad, although I should tell you,"

Yerneley had already lifted up the human's sleeve and stuck the needle into it. Something was wrong as the human's skin was hard and the needle broke. He shrugged it off, "I'll try another."

"My skin is hard as rock when it comes to needles. More like in general."

The alien looked at him seriously.

"I'm serious, doctors took a saliva sample and couldn't find out why or what made it like this..."

Yerneley still glared at him but sighed, "Is there anyway to un-harden the skin?"

"Yes."

"And?"

"You won't like it."

"Tell me."

"Sex or sexual stimulation."

The room became quiet.

Yerneley sighed and got up, "Well, nothing serious no?" He unzipped the human's pants.

"W-whoa, I'm s-straight."

Yerneley shrugged and looked around "Who will know but you and me?" He rolled down the human's pants and undies down to the leg restraints.

"Could you just get a...a?"

"A what?"

Rick paused. "This is an opportunity," Rick thought, "to brag that I got 'serviced' by an E.T. But who will believe me? Fuck it." "Nothing," he said.

The alien looked quizzically back at the human, "You sure?"

He nodded, "I'm Rick by the way."

"Yerneley."

"Interesting, how do you pronounce that?"

"Yern-a-lay."

He looked down at his own a little over large flaccid member, "You impressed, Yerneley?"

"That does seem a little bigger than usual," he shrugged, "But I am no judge." He moved his hands over the flaccid member and moved it up facing to the ceiling, bent over and began to blow off Rick. Yerneley was no expert, but he went with what he thought was right by licking under Rick's member while he sucked in and out of it.

Rick was surprised, "Wow, you're good man. This your first?"

The Reticulan removed his mouth from the member, "Yes, it is my first. I'm just doing it the way it feels right to me."

"I've never had a blow, but it feels right to me, continue."

The grey fit his mouth over the head of the member and continued his technique. This went on for a while, it seemed over a while and while Rick was very much enjoying this, it wasn't getting him to ejaculate. He thought it was right to break the moment.

"Look, Yerneley, I am enjoying this, but it not getting me to blow, just precum.

The alien released his grasp from the member and came up, "I figured that much."

"What gets me off is a nice fat ass oiled and wetted up and clapping, something you obviously have but I need to ask..."

"I know how to clap my ass."

Rick's dick twitched in excitement, "Oh, and then after ride my dick on this here table reverse-"

"Cowgirl? Little cliche, for you know, 'out here'."

Rick shrugged, "And you're fine with doing that?"

"If it gets me and you what we want then yes."

Rick was surprised but aroused by the alien's willingness and submissiveness, "All right."

The alien got up, "I'll be back." Yerneley got up and turned to the left, and walked forward and up the ladder all the while sensing that Rick was enjoying the view the entire time watching him. However, the Reticulan had to check up on something as well on the way. He went to the left to grab a bowl from one of the top cabinets in his kitchen with his right hand and then reached down to a gallon of water in a below counter cabinet door. He lifted the gallon to chest height along with the bowl at chest and then walked over and placed them on the table. He then walked out of the control room to his touch pad and swiped to his abductee's sexual records, just to see if it was safe and he was not going to catch anything while doing this. He saw that the human was free of anything and then walked to his bedroom, took off his shoes, zipped out if his suit, and socks and then walked back to the kitchen. Even though he was flat footed, he felt that he was a bit different when walking around naked, feeling the weight of his body and his soft fat ass jiggling from side to side. He grabbed his water gallon and bowl and headed to the ladder. Going down with both he had to be careful but he had the gallon in his right hand only by his pinky and his left with the bowl by the pinky as well. He turned and saw Rick was turning flaccid again.

"Sorry about that, I tried to stay excited. Just to let you know I'm free of STIs, STDs..."

Yerneley nodded, "I know, I'm free too."

Rick sort of scoffed, "Why the gallon and bowl?"

"Well, I didn't want to make such a mess."

"You're going to make a mess either way, just use the gallon."

Yerneley sighed in frustration at being told what to do.

"Hey, it just seems to me you might have done a little overthinking, especially with the way you held both of those climbing down."

He shrugged, "Yeah, well, bite me."

Rick's cock twitched, "Oo, kinky..."

Yerneley placed the bowl down, "Fine, no bowl then." He got in front of Rick with his back facing the humanoid. He unscrewed the top of the gallon, reached and looked back as he poured and spread the water onto each cheek of his ass. He stopped pouring, screwed the top back on, placed the gallon on the floor and reached his hands back and spread the water against his cheeks until both ass cheeks looked okay to him, "Look good."

Rick admired the shiny fat ass cheeks that almost reflected the fluorescent-ly lit room around him, "Ah yes, very juicy, make it clap."

Yerneley did, with his fat cheeks clapping and slightly echoing around the room as well as squirting some water back.

Rick's cock rose as fast as those time lapsed videos of flowers blooming throughout the spring. "Oh my, I'm up, get ready to ride me."

Yerneley looked back surprised but then skooched back and placed his hole into Rick's head.

"Slow, don't rush, because I'm big."

Yerneley nodded as he inched his hole around Rick's member.

"Very smooth in there. Whenever you're ready, bounce and clap that ass around me."

Yerneley rose his ass up and down, slowly getting used to the up and down motion, and then began the medium paced bouncing and clapping around Rick's dick.

Rick moaned lightly and then upped the volume just to show his appreciation. He just wanted to let it loose and don't hold back. "Don't hold back," he thought. "Show him power. Control him. He's a huge fucking tease - literally." His right restraint was getting loose from the sweating. Yerneley's head was almost always turned. "Was he enjoying this?" Rick thought, "Even if he's not, he's doing a fuck of a job." Rick's hand slipped through and he reached over and released his other arm. "He seems like the sensitive type, how can I not scare him," he pondered. He leant up, his chest almost coming in the way of the alien's clapping and bouncing ass. "Yerneley."

"What?"

"On the floor, please."

"Um, why?"

He slowly pressed his chest against the his moving ass, "Please."

Yerneley stopped, somewhat frightened, and started going to the floor while Rick moved along with him.

"All fours, doggy style."

"Uh huh."

The silence was unsettling, "Sorry I slipped out because of the sweat. Don't feel like I'm going to hurt you or doing anything extreme. The deal is still on from before."

He remained staring forward, "Is it?"

"Yes," he removed his belt and threw it around Yerneley's neck and let it lie there. "Now I know how this looks but I am using this as a sort of reigns. Just let me do some of the work now. When I go in I want to blow out of your mouth and make it sound like a horse."

Yerneley blew out like a horse through his mouth, "Like that?"

"That's great, now I'll start."

The next quarter of an hour consisted of thrusts and Yerneley blowing out of his mouth all while Rick "rid him like a horse."

"Ooohhhh goddd." Rick gave a few final thrusts into the fat assed alien and a load that was what he expected squirted and streamed into the well used hole as Rick erupted a very pleasureful moan. He panted and breathed after.

Yerneley looked back, "I'd like my data now."

"Okay, have you my blown your load yet?"

"No, I didn't think that was part of the deal."

Rick shrugged, "I wanted to be courteous."

"And I need it as soon as possible."

"We can work around it."

"Work around it?"

"Yeah just grab your needles and stick them in me right?"

"I need to observe physical effects if there is any."

"Then turn around on my dick then."

"Fine," the alien sighed and then reached over to his first needle as the human rotated his thrusts softly and gently into the alien's ass and then leaning in and giving soft kisses to his back, "Arm please."

Rick reached his arm forward as Yerneley stuck a needle into it for a while and then took it out and moved and kept it in his other hand.. Yerneley then turned and sat up but with Rick's dick flopping out of his hole and observing the human, "What's the matter, Yerneley?"

"They'll be on at me, since you escaped."

"They don't have to know."

Yerneley nodded, "True, now get up and turn around." Both the human and off worlder got up but the human turned around. Yerneley told the human to turn around a few more times more, "You're fine, nothing serious. Now the blood test."

Rick stuck out his hand with his still-hard cock dripping out cum as Yerneley walked forward and took blood with the other needle. He took both needles back to the table as Rick followed his behind. "I still haven't finished you off Yerneley," he stuck his member back into the alien's still loose hole.

"You don't have to."

Rick softly thrusted up and into him but directed him away from the table, "But I want to," he began kissing the side of Yerneley's neck lightly.

"Please don't kiss, I find it invasive."

"And this," Rick slapped Yerneley's ass cheek, "isn't? I just want to further show you how much I appreciate what you did," Rick moaned but it sounded more like a choke. He was cumming again, this time significantly larger than the first. Yerneley came along with him in arousal of the stimulation and the sweet charm of Rick. Rick's cum dripped out of Yerneley's ass as the alien's thick pink cum squirted and streamed onto the floor along with Rick's.

"That sure is new," Rick looked over Yerneley's shoulder.

"Yeah, my cum is different."

Rick chuckled, "We sure made a mess here."

"Yeah, but a good one."

Rick pulled out of Yerneley and stepped back and pulled up his pants

Yerneley just stood there letting the last of Rick's cum slowly drip out his ass. He then turned around, "You must be popular around the doctor's, needing stimulation for data."

Rick shrugged, "Yeah, that's why I have my handy dandy vibrating flesh light."

There was a pause.

"Are you fucking serious?"

"Yeah, but hey you didn't offer now, did you? You assumed at first."

"So you took advantage of that and used me?"

Rick paused, "Well, that's one way to think of it. But I had some second thoughts the way through and gave you pleasure in return, did I not?"

"Yes you did," Yerneley said.

"You're a tough cookie, seems you like to pick on everyone."

"Well, I just don't like being used."

Rick sighed, "Well, at least here, it seems everyone's being used."

"It's not just here. I should get you home."

"All right, but not through that ray thing, because that gave me a headache."

"Suit yourself, just need to land this thing, just stay here." Yerneley went past Rick back up the stairs bringing the gallon and bowl with him and putting them back and then to the control room to land ship. He then returned to Rick still naked.

"Man, I gotta brag to my friends about you."

"You can't, follow me."

Confused, Rick remarked, "Ain't hard to," and he followed Yerneley down the ladder to the last floor where there was a panel where Yerneley was going to, "But I want to."

"But you can't."

"But how can I?"

Yerneley shrugged, "Stay as close to the truth as possible without mentioning alien, from another planet and that sort."

Rick nodded, "That makes sense."

Yerneley pressed some buttons on the panel and the stair ramp descended down into Rick's moonlight-lit tall grass back yard.

"We'll be in touch, hun?" Rick raised his eyebrows.

"I can't promise things, Rick. While there is long distance, I am mostly busy."

Rick sighed, "It seems everyone is."

Yerneley gestured his eyes to the ramp, "Goodbye Rick, I'm sure you have stuff to do in the morning."

"See ya, I'll be thinking of ya, not just in my pants," Rick exited Yerneley's craft.

--

A few weeks later Rick and his drinking buds found time to chat, with Bobby and Timothy still at their usual antics.

Rick thought it was time to chime in, "Hey guys, I got some great 'service' a few weeks back."

"Serviced?"

Timothy understood, "I always wondered about yer sexuality, Rick."

"Yeah, well in short, they were into some bondage shit but I broke through my chains and fucked them like a doggy."

"Them? Was it multiple?"

"Naw it was a person."

Timothy understood again, "So we're be all secretive now Rick?"

"Yeah, hm, Rick?"

"Shut up guys, did they warm you up?"

"Yeah, they blew me good but it wasn't getting to me so I asked them to wet their ass, clap that ass and ride me reverse cowgirl."

"That's always the best pose."

One of them leaned back surprised, "Sounds like you had a great time."

"Yeah it was, but you know, I was feeling a bit guilty of blowing only my load so I helped him finish his load by fucking more into him and I blew a second time even bigger that it dripped out of his ass onto the floor."

"Sounds like that fuck was appreciated," one said a little nervously.

"Fuck it was!"

Timothy remarked, "Wait, he?"

--

Weeks ago, Yerneley watched Rick leave the spaceship and then pressed the panel button again to close the ramp back up into the ship. He climbed back onto the middle floor. There was a mess there, but it was nothing that the ship's manual self clean couldn't handle coming very soon. He grabbed his needles and headed up to the top floor. Yerneley knew he needed a shower, but it had to wait : this human's skin was unusual - even for a human, and the blood test might help him. He placed the blood sample needle on the touch pad as he swiped some commands to take off his ship. It was what he sensed, felt and expected - Rick was half alien, and Yerneley had a feeling that the human might not know it. But it was too late since home base was hailing. Probably for tomorrow, he knew. But when home base called it was meant as soon as possible and he didn't want to have an internal debate with himself or outward with home base on being on time since he was in trouble with it before, so he light sped to home base, the news he could give to Rick now in uncertain time of delivery.