The Evil of Love Chapter 9
Story by PROKNIFER69 on SoFurry
A strong human man, a cunning and perverted male lucario, and a thieving giggling female weavile all search for something in a land where men use shields and swords to protect their lives. They search for treasure, but end up with something more.
I wanna give a big shout out to Ecliptic, who recently drew Sarkis! She didn't have to do it, and I am really thankful that she did. I will post the link below so you can all see it! Hope you all like it! And now, back to the story.
Sarkis drank up from a big mug full with wine. He was sat at a table with Rulf and Taleen, but the tavern was full of soldiers, guards and mercenaries, fresh from the battle for the keep. Nearby, he could hear men chanting some strange sort of song. He looked over his shoulder to see Carlos, the gallade singing with his men.
"The gardevoir farm hand, she was less of a lass, and more of a lad!
Not satisfied with just being a hand! She preferred ploughing the farmers, to ploughing the land!
Ya had to watch your arse in more than one way, because every day, she had her way!
She's got the skin of a ghost and the balls of a bull! And she won't stop fucking until everyone's full!
From blaziken, to charizard, she'll fuck you so hard, you'll lay eggs like a chicken!
She hit on the pickers, and pulled down her knickers to give em' a bloody good buggering!
Gardevoir, gardevoir, more of a man than your fathers are!
She'll pull down her britches and lay all your bitches! And before you know it, you'll be told to suck it!
Get on your knees and swallow her girth! Could be worse, the lasses are giving birth!
Once she's done and had her fun, it'll be a while before you can run!
The gardevoir farm hand, she was less of a lass and more of a lad!"
Once they were done singing, there was a big round of applause and laughs, as well as some looks of confusion and disgust. It appeared that the song had a bit of a mixed reaction. Sarkis looked back to Rulf, who had a big smile on his face. "Have you heard that song where you come from?" the lucario asked.
"No, but it's funny. Have you heard that song before?" Rulf asked him.
Sarkis nodded. "Loooots of times. How are you doing, Taleen?" he asked as he turned his attention to her. That wound that she was left with a few moments ago didn't look so good, but that potion seemed to have fixed her up pretty well.
"Feeling a lot better now I am not bleeding everywhere! I will have to thank that dwarf again!" she told them all before then taking a sip of her ale.
"How will you thank her this time? Perhaps in a more, intimate way?" Sarkis asked with a lecherous look on his face.
"Maybe, but you can't watch!" Taleen said with a giggle. She liked teasing Sarkis, she half expected him to one day end up humping her leg.
Sarkis simply chuckled, as his mind began working away, thinking how he could possibly bed both Rulf, and Taleen at the same time. He was quite determined to make it happen. Whilst he was silently plotting, a man brought to them their food. The smell of fresh meat quickly hit his sensitive nose as he looked down to the platter that was placed before him. On the platter, there was a bunch of stuff. Cheese, bread, but the one thing that caught his eye the most were the sausages. There was a rather strange smell about that. "Is that apple I smell?" Sarkis inquired.
The young man nodded. "It's our special apple sausages, please try it. It is usually a favourite with the regulars."
"Apple sausages..." Sarkis repeated, thinking that it was a rather strange mix, but he's had stranger. He was the first one to try it. He grabbed a two pronged fork, stabbing the sausage before lifting it up to his lips, which made Taleen giggle a little.
"Hah! Dying to have that sausage, aren't you?" she said with a smirk.
"I am a bit of a sausage lover," Sarkis replied, just going along with the flow before then biting into the sausage. He was extremely surprised at just how juicy it was. He could taste small pieces of apple mixed up in there. Strangely, it tasted great, at least to him. Quickly, he started devouring the sausage, making eye contact with Rulf whilst doing so.
Rulf couldn't help but think that maybe Sarkis was suggesting something by looking at him whilst eating the sausage. Or maybe his mind was just getting dirtier due to the fact that he has been around him for a while. He bet even a nun would get a dirty mind after spending a while around Sarkis. "Err, how is it?" he asked before then drinking up the rest of the ale in his mug.
"You have to try it! It's better than you'd think!" Sarkis cheerfully replied before then stuffing his face with yet another sausage.
Taleen grew curious enough to try one too. She quickly started munching on one, and once she finished, a big smile grew across her face. "He's right! You've got to try this!" She immediately said before then grabbing a sausage, and almost forcing it right into Rulf's mouth. "It's succulent!"
Rulf's expression quickly changed into one of pure disgust as he moved his chair back in order to avoid the sausage even touching his lips. "Ugh, I can never have a sausage again..." he thought to himself.
Taleen just shrugged before biting into the sausage herself. "Murh fuh ush!" she replied with a full mouth.
Rulf simply decided to drink and hope that these dirty thoughts just leave his mind. Unfortunately for him, they didn't. With each mug of ale, he loosened up a little more, and his mind became an increasingly dirty place to be. The conversation turned to love, and each of them took turns talking about the subject, starting with Sarkis.
"When it comes to love, I am a bit sceptical about it all," the lucario paused for a moment to take a sip of wine. "When you think about it, it is all a load of bollocks, isn't it? Most people 'fall in love' because of someone's appearance, or how much money they have, or because they're just great in bed. There's no such thing as love, all it is, is a need to breed."
Quickly, Taleen butted in. "Do you really believe that?!"
"Hah, of course I do! I don't believe in love, but I do believe in lust!" Sarkis said with a grin on his face. He had seen so many marriages and relationships go sour, he didn't believe in love anymore. "What about you? Do yoooou believe in love?"
Taleen nodded sluggishly with a smile. "Yes I do! I love my sister after all!" She replied.
Sarkis chuckled a little at her reply. "Naughty Taleen! Isn't that considered rather deviant?"
"Not in that way! I mean I love her in a way where you're not interested in what's between their legs! It's a different kind of love, but it's still love! Right? Am I... Am I making sense?" she asked them, feeling a little drunk, although she still felt like she was making a good point.
Rulf nodded, getting what she meant. "I see what she means! She means if she can love her sister without doing the dirty, heh, then what's to stop someone from loving someone else when they are doing it?" he said to Sarkis.
"I know it sounds easy to love," Sarkis said to them. "But truth is people just drift apart after the lust is gone. Then their habits get on each other's nerves, then they start arguing, and fighting, and giving up on each other, and sometimes cheat which then completely drives them apart. I have seen so many relationships just end... Admittedly, I do sometimes like to speed the process up along for people by sleeping with one of them. However, I think it's safe to say that if I could bed them, then their relationship wasn't going anywhere in the first place."
Rulf looked straight into the lucario's eyes. It was then that he had an ale fuelled epiphany, or at least he thought it was an epiphany. "... I think I get it now... You're afraid to love!" he happily said as a big smile crossed his face. He felt as if he had cracked some kind of ancient riddle.
"What?!" Sarkis sharply replied with a shocked expression on his face. "Don't be daft! It's not that I am afraid to love, I simply don't think love exists in that way," he said as he crossed his arms as he began thinking about it.
"I think you're afraid of getting hurt! So you dodge relationships as if they were arrows, sticking to casual sex!" Rulf drunkenly said with a big smile on his face before downing some more ale. He wasn't quite drunk enough yet.
"That would explain a lot!" Taleen said with a big grin.
Sarkis just shook his head. "Believe whatever makes you feel better," he simply replied as he returned to drinking his wine. He couldn't believe Rulf just said that, mostly because it maybe true, but he didn't want to give him the satisfaction of admitting to that. After a few more hours of heavy drinking, Sarkis ended up helping Rulf back to his room. Sarkis knew when to stop drinking, but the human however apparently did not. He found it kind of funny how he didn't seem to learn from his past mistakes. The lucario kept one arm wrapped around the human so he didn't stumble and fall. "Come on, let's get you to bed," he said as he opened the door for him.
"Heh, bet you'd looooove taking me to bed," Rulf said with a smirk, slightly slurring his words. "You know, you kind of look like a woman from behind..."
"Spend much time looking at my behind?" Sarkis replied, chuckling as he helped guide the the drunken man into his bedroom for the night.
"You do have a great arse, heheh, and so does Taleen," Rulf then turned around with the lucario's help, sitting down on the bed.
Sarkis was very happy to hear that coming from Rulf. He always wondered if there was some part of the human that found him attractive, and now he knew. "You like my arse, huh?" he chuckled. He then turned around, letting the human get a good look before spinning around again, almost slapping Rulf's face with his tail. "Who do you think has the better arse? Me, or Taleen?" He wasn't going to take advantage of the human, even though he knew he very easily could. All he wanted was a little ego boost, and to tease the human a little.
"Your butt is nice and big, while her's is more cute," Rulf honestly told the lucario. "Mmm, can't decide..."
He wasn't sure if he should take having a big butt as a compliment. Still, he was happy that the human was attracted to him. "I could help you decide." Sarkis confidently responded. He guessed a little touching and feeling couldn't hurt. He turned around once more. "You could touch it a little, if you want," the lucario said, unaware someone was watching the two of them.
Peering in from the doorway was Taleen, watching the two of them. She watched as Rulf went to reach for the lucario's rear, before she then lept into the room. "Having fun without me?!" Taleen exclaimed, putting on a frown, which turned into a grin very quickly. "I knew there was something going on between you two! Is he gay?" she asked Sarkis almost immediately.
Sarkis didn't look very surprised to see her. She had barged in on him in way worse situations before. "You really need to knock."
"Hey Taleen!" Rulf drunkenly said with a chuckle as he waved over to her.
"I think he's just a little curious." Sarkis replied as he looked back, seeing Rulf then laying back onto the bed. The lucario let out a small disappointed sigh before turning his head, looking back over to Taleen. "How long have you been there?"
"Long enough to hear that he likes our butts!" she happily giggled. "But I knew that already."
Sarkis then heard the sound of soft snores. He turned around, seeing that Rulf had fallen asleep. "Hmm, kind of cute when he's sleeping, isn't he?"
"You have a crush on him, don't you?" Taleen smirked.
"If I had a crush on everyone I wanted to bed, I would have a crush on nearly every attractive person in the world," he casually replied to her.
"True, buuuut you have been trying to bed him for a long time now! It's like you're obsessed with him!"
"I'm not obsessed, I just like a good challenge. There is a difference," Sarkis responded. "Besides, it just makes it all the more exciting when I finally get what I want."
Taleen wondered how long it would take Sarkis to finally get what he wants. She also wondered if what Rulf said was true. Was Sarkis afraid to love? In her mind, it certainly would explain a lot. "You know, I could help you get what you want! But you'll have to do something for me in return."
Sarkis looked right into her eyes, his expression changing to one of curiosity. "What do you want?" he asked, as a big grin spread across the weavile's face.
*Author's Note: Soooooo, a very nice person was looking for some characters to draw to grow her artistic skills! Naturally, I jumped in like the greedy bastard I am, and gave her a list of my characters! XD She decided to go with Sarkis! I have posted a link above to the finished piece! But if you didn't see it, then here it is again! Thank you all for reading, and I look forwards to showing you all more! *