Shark God
huge extradimensional sharks have urges too
It was first detected when its dorsal fin rose out from some higher plane of existence near the asteroid belt. The colossal space shark was larger in length than the mean moon-earth distance, even without counting its tail, which was almost half as long as the rest of its body.
The shark soon arrived at earth, somehow swimming through the vacuum of space with ease. All of earth was on edge as the enormous shark plucked the moon out of orbit and placed it upon its snout. The shark seemed disappointed by the small ball of rock and batted it away.
The shark turned to face the Earth, and somehow blew a bubble around it. The helpless people of Earth froze in terror as the shark proceeded to stick the planet into its mouth; countless rows of knife-like teeth surrounding the tiny sphere. Earth was rolled around a bit and chomped at a few times, but the bubble seemed to protect the planet.
The shark was clearly quite happy with its new toy and fully aware of the life within it thanks to its electro-ception and other keen senses. With the planet lubed up the shark decided to have fun in a much more personal way. The body of the shark rushed past the horizon of those facing toward the shark, the dermal denticles forming a bizarre sky. The planets destination was the shark's cloaca, getting rubbed and shallowly inserted into the sensitive flesh. It was at this point that the world learned their new god was male. The planet was dragged along the base of the twin spires, each oozing out gobs of pre. The shark continued to grind the Earth against its shafts for what felt like days to the perspective of the planet. The self frotting finally stopped and the shark came all over the planet. Spent, the shark wedged the Earth between its massive shafts for later.