Cannonballs jokes go here

Story by Pixelneko on SoFurry

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First part of the misadventures of pirate captain Amylia and her thrusty gryphon scout Vaithun.

Viewer beware: There's a little nut squeeze and a smack to gryphon eggs but nothing serious because sacks getting tapped is funny :3


Amylia grumbled to herself as she noticed some of the ships ammo was rolling around the gundecks floor instead of being in their designated crate, the human captain of the pirate immediately knew the culprit: Her trusty but rowdy gryphon scout and friend, Vaithun who she often called Vai, mostly to annoy him by "disrespecting" a gryphon's name as he put it.

He was as strange to the crew of beastkins as she was to them as a coastal subspecies of gryphon, it surprised people go see that rather than resembling an eagle with a lion-like body his avian side was more parrot-like: He possessed a parrots beak surrounded by fine white feathers where it connected to his head.

Bright red feathers covered his head save for two large circles of white surrounding his eyes and a rich blue tipped plume, his muscular chest and back, outer thighs, the majority of his wings and tail which where tipped with a matching blue and green.

His shoulders stood out in the sea of red surrounding them, also being a prominent green that trailed off into the inky color of his feline forearms.

Lastly the underbelly was a pearly white color that ended in the glossy black of his apple-sized testes, inner thighs and avian-like lower legs.

Amylia on the other hand was much less than her horse sized friend with her green eyes, brown hair, pale skin, her slightly toned muscles, pretty average height and c-cups tucked into her custom fitted corset underneath her white blouse.

Her clothes weren't anything spectacular either, just a simple sea green jacket over her top, a pair of brown pants and lastly leather boots; it was simple but practical enough to get her through the day.

She returned to the upperdeck and looked around for the oversized bird, he had just returned from his usual patrol and was currently just lazily stretching his limbs with a yawn until the gryphon noticed her.

"No enemies in sight only a pretty captain that loves my balls" He said almost trampling his crewmates as he ran up to her but they were too used to the big dork to get mad at him...also as rowdy and rough they were, no one was dumb enough to start a fight with Amylia watching. The ears of a hyena woman perked up in curiosity as she overhead his words which made Amylia groan in annoyance.

"Ugh you're impossible, I only called them cannonballs once as a joke!" She said loud enough for the hyena to hear and take the hint to not dig into it...too much. "Just follow me, you insufferable bird"

"Sorry, didn't realize you wanted get mounted this badly~" He said teasingly with his usual cocky demeanor that more often than not got him swatted in the nuggets by the crew. "Shall we go to your quarters?~"

"Only thing getting mounted will be your little kiwis above my bed if you keep this up~" She teased him with a smirk as Vaithun shot her an offended look. He opened his beak to object before Amylia grabbed it if gently and tugged him along. "Just be happy your little blueberries weren't closer to my hand than your beak~" She shut down his complains before he could voice any.

The gryphon followed her to the gun deck with a little huff- of course he'd have no difficulty prying her hand off his beak...and also breaking and/or lacerating her arm in the process so he settled on simply letting his annoyance be known.

For all his lewd remarks and teasing he did care deeply for her, maybe even love her which he wasn't sure was a good idea to admit to her.

She relinquished her grip on his beak and pointed towards the mess on the floor, fortunately the waters were calm that day so the ammo didn't move much or cause any damage. "Do you mind explaining this?"

At first he wasn't sure what she meant by that until he remembered what he was doing down there an hour ago, the worries about her rejecting his feelings and wether he'd be capable of remaining friends if she did were eating away at him a little.

To calm his nerves he decided to play a game called "crushes" their bovine cook taught him: to see if ones object of affection loves them, one plucks a flowers petals and alternates between saying "love" and "no love" with each plucking. Given the lack of flowers to pluck petals from he thought simply taking one of the dozens of cannonballs from their crate was a sufficient alternative but he kept ending on "no love" so he kept repeating the game until it was time for patrol duty.

"I was bored" He lied through his beak to save himself the embarrassment of admitting he was doing something that seemed very hen-like and avoid telling her how he felt deep down.

"Seriously? You couldn't find anything better to play with than fuckin cannonballs?" She said sounding like a mother who was scolding a child for something stupid which wasn't entirely inaccurate. "You could've at least cleaned up after you were done playing with your balls...ok maybe not the best way to phrase it"

" If you're so annoyed with where I left the cannonballs, how about you tidy them up yourself- oh wait you can't~" He said teasingly to distract himself from his feelings for a moment and keep the little facade going. He walked up and leaned in closer to inspect the ammo, it was roughly 25 pounds so not impossible for a single human to lift but would still probably take all day or maybe even two days to get it done.

She was about to give him a little lecture about why they needed the ammo organized and ready to be fired but then took notice of his pose: his head was low to the ground, butt in the air and legs spread apart to let his eggs cool off after flying in the sunny weather. "Maybe but-" She swiftly seized his testicles and gently squeezed them in the palm of her hand. It had no been the first time she had used his manhood against him but it was the first time she got to get a proper feel; they felt fuzzy instead of smooth and oval instead of round like she expected, they felt warm and had decent heft to them. She had to admit she really did like his balls but she wouldn't admit that to him, he was annoying enough as is.

"I can grab THESE cannonballs with ease"

The gryphon let out an indignant squawk as he was surprised by her feeling up his gonads and squishing them. "Point taken..."

"You might want to get started on cleaning up this mess or I might get bored~" She teased him and gave his eggs a harder squeeze, just enough to make them ache for a minute or two but get her point across. She earned herself an another funny noise from the big bird as he just looked at her all flustered.

"Amylia, can you please let go of my...ya know?" He said without his usual cockiness but embarrassment; he was currently fighting the hardest mental battle of his life...resisting a boner from her holding his eggs and acting a little dominant. He just feared that shamelessly getting a boner right in front of her might upset the lovely human, not that he wasn't impressive down there~

"Gosh it's so adorable how embarrassed you are, I think I'll hold onto your little ballsies a little longer~" Amylia not knowing any better assumed it was a silly pride thing so of course she had to capitalize on it and continue teasing the poor gryphon.

He just couldn't take it anymore and it finally happened, his cock slid out of his sheath and rapidly approached full hardness at 8 inches in length. He just looked at her like had just done something horribly offensive to her and lowered his head in shame which surprised her. "I'm sorry..."

"For what exactly, your dick getting hard? Why would I be mad about that? It's a nice dick, swinging low under my favorite asshole" She said before gently petting his head with her other hand, finding the way he acted a little silly.

"Because... I love you and I didn't want you to feel like I don't take you seriously" He finally let his heart do the talking and braced himself for the worst, excepting pain to explode in his gut as she crushed his manhood in her hand or whatever humans did when they're angry- he didn't know any besides her so human behavior was mostly lost on him.

What he felt instead was...a tender kiss on his cheek and a lovingly embrace of the strange woman. "Oh I knew, well more like suspected, that already"

"Wait, really? Why didn't you say anything then?" He said taken aback a little by the revelation as the human chuckled at him acting cute again.

"Because I wanted you to do it on your own terms when you finally felt ready, I didn't mind letting you take your time" She said before gently grabbing his head and kissing him on the beak. "I...do love you even if you drive me crazy, you silly bird"

Vaithun happily pinned her down for loving but very awkward cuddles on account of his cock still being hard as rock. Amylia rolled her eyes at the big dummy and scratched him behind the ears like a kitty. "Ok new deal, you take care of the mess and I take care of that pesky boner~"

His ears perked up and he immediately got to work as his new girlfriend just watched his manhood sway with his hasty movements; he was obviously very eager if a little nervous to receive the promised reward, standing in front of her with an unsure look on his face.

"Please lay down on your back, I think that will be the easiest way to do this" She said before gently pushing him onto his back, unaware she was basically asking him to assume a position of submission to her but he did not object despite his slight embarrassment.

She made sure his wings were in a comfortable position as he laid there on the damp boards, one paw rested on his chest as he felt his heart beating like it was trying to bust through his ribcage and the other laid atop his face and fruitless attempted to hide his flustered expression.

All his usual bravado melted away at the warmth of her soft lips as she gave the tip of his cock a tender kiss, it hadn't been the first time she had done something like this: in their youth when both were still teens, under a starry sky they had gotten curious about each others body, she explored his manhood with her hands and during her inspection of his junk she clumsily stroked him off- the two had never spoken about that night again but she suspected that's when their feelings for each other began to develop.

"This feels weird...but in a good way? It's not the first time but because I love you THIS is the one that feels special?" She said awkwardly and gently cupped his eggmakers, rolling them around as she couldn't help it but think back to the first time she did this. "Could it be because we just weren't ready to understand what our feelings meant back then?"

The gryphon looked her in the eyes and took a deep breath before finally saying something. "I must admit that it took me stupidly long to realize I loved you but when I did I just...was so anxious about accidentally pushing you away or hurting us both with my fee-" He was interrupted by a moan escaping his beak as Amylia began to slowly stroke his cock.

"You arse, I was in the middle of getting emotional!" The gryphon pouted before chuckling a little, shaking his head at how silly he was being. "Ah I'm such an idiot, worrying about what could've been when the best thing that could happen right in front of me"

"And sucking your dick" Amylia added before wrapping her lips around the head of his feline rod. With a moment of hesitation she lowered her head and allowed more of his rod to slide into her maw until it was practically touching the back of her throat, he laid back and resisted the urge to hump her face like a dog in heat.

It didn't take long for him to arch his back and fire his impressive load into her mouth, becoming more and more of a panting mess with each rope of seed splashing against the back of her throat.

Amylia coughed a bit and let his cock slip free, making it plop against his tummy and make a small wet stain on it before she smacked him right in the nuts.

"Warn me next time, I almost choked on your cum!" She said with an annoyed huff but still lovingly kissed him and hugged the big bird. "Come to my private quarters after sundown, we're not finished yet~" She cooed in his ear before leaving the poor boy to cradle his spent and aching nuts.

The end...for now~