Han and Jax

Story by Account Discontinued on SoFurry

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The Prequel to "Brothel Mishaps". You're welcome. :P

Although the length is just to show how simple this was.


Jax, who hated the name his father dearest gave him and changed it to such, was on his way to work when he saw a girl walk out of a building to his right and looking like she walked through a sea of Maractus. He walked up to ask if he should help in some way, but she shrugged him off, saying that "that place was worth it".

The way she made it sound was almost like she had the ride of her life, and being Jax his curiosity led him to calling his job to call in sick and heading inside the building the lady had walked out of.

He wasn't expecting a normal-looking lobby with a few Pokemon here and there-who he might add were gazing at him in a weird way. The receptionist was staring intently at her computer, so when he walked up to ask what this place was she almost jumped out of her skin.

"O-oh! Hello sir! Welcome to the Pokemon Brothel!" His heart skipped lord knows how many beats when she said "Pokemon" and "brothel" in the same sentence. "Would you like to make a request?"

He gulped nervously, mostly because he felt like he was being watched from all sides. "W-what kind of r-request?"

"Oh you know! What partner would you like today? Guy, girl, hermaphrodites, futa-whichever you like best!" she responded calmly. Jax's heart raced as he thought to himself what in all corner of the Distortion World did he just walk into? Despite this, his curiosity to see this through had not been sated and he felt like coming up with something very, very, very outlandish.

"How about...one of your most lonely of guys with a little group some time after?" Hey, Jax may not be gay, but he was willing to test this place. And that test would involve seeing how far this place can di-

"I have just the person for you!" Dammit. "He's only gotten say one or two clients ever since we opened and it's been a rather lonely life for him." She typed up the room number before handing Jax two keys. The second, she informed him,was for his little group session later. Thanking her with a bit of lackluster, he went down to the elevator and pressed to go down.

The hallway was somewhat dark as he looked for Room B24, but Jax guessed that's for the nocturnals. The room in question, when he got there, housed a single entity. This being was a Pokemon of a tall stature, so it could only be-

"A Blaziken?" The figure looked up, beak noticeable in the darkness, so it was confirmed. "Weird."

"I know it's weird..." The avian turned away to the the wall. Jax came over and sat down with him.

"What's your name?" "...Han."

Seeing that Han didn't feel like talking much, he came closer. "Why are you so glum?" The human put a hand on the bird's shoulder.

Before answering, the Blaziken moved his hand off. "No one wants to lay with me."

"Oh? Why is that?" he replied.

"Because..." The rest of the explanation was barely heard.

"Because what?" Jax scooted closer so he could hear. Han tried to push him away, but the human persisted. Even if he really didn't want to do this, he'd rather see to it about his curiosity.

Finally, after five minutes of trying to get rid of someone who wouldn't leave, the fire bird finally spoke again. "...If I show you why...promise...not to talk down on me...?"

Not sure why that'd be a problem, Jax nodded. Han laid on his back, spreading his legs for the human to look himself while he covered his eyes. Jax leaned down, only to see not a sheath or an opening to a penis...It was a slit, from the bottom all the way to the clit.

"Wh-whoa..." was Jax's only comment.

"Well...I guess I'll be seeing ya."

"Wait what?" Han was already pointing towards the door. "Why?"

"You see what I am. You're going to leave, just like the others."

"Well that's kind of rude."

"It's the truth."

"Well how about this for some truth?" Han suddenly jumped up as he felt his nether region being caressed by Jax. He looked at the human with a growing blush.

"What're you...?"

"I don't like people who make assumptions so quickly. I wanted to see this through to test this place out. And I'm starting with you." Without another word, Jax plunged a finger into Han's slit, making his gasp at the cool flesh that entered his heat. It felt weird having something smooth inside of him, and being him it's been too long since he experienced the touch of someone else. So when he came a minute later with only a few pumps, Jax was surprised.

"Wow. The desk lady wasn't kidding. People don't really come down here to see you?"

Panting, Han replied, "O-only one...took advantage of...my anatomy...And that was almost a year ago..."

"Well I'm glad to be your second." Jax smiled at Han before he stripped out of his clothes. His member was at full attention due to the smell of Han's arousal. He got ready to put in but-

"W-wait...Can I taste you...first...?" The request was not absent without a deep blush from the Blaizken, and the human's only viable reply was a nod before laying back on the bed with his member standing at attention. Han immediately-despite his earlier behavior-went down on the fleshy spire and took it into his beak. Jax was worried that should Han close his mouth, he might be missing his head, but Han seemed aware of this as he licked all over and bobbed his head up and down.

Jax could feel an orgasm rushing up from his groin, even more so when Han started massaging his balls, but that all went away when the bird pulled off. "H-hey...I was enjoying that."

"I know~..." Han purred before getting back into his previous position, spreading himself for Jax. The human's member throbbed at the sight and before he knew it found himself lining up to break this bird open. Jax pushed in, groaning at the heat around his cock. Han on the other hand threw his head back in pleasure at finally feeling someone take him.

"Just f-fuck me!" Han ordered, wrapping his long legs around Jax's waist and keeping them together. Just to keep that word, Jax gripped the Blaziken's hips before he shoved the rest of his shaft inside. He yanked out all the way to the tip and pushed in again to the base where their hips met. He continued at this pace, leaving Han to only beg and beg for more of him.

The Blaziken came thrice in a period of five minutes, clenching down on Jax as his juices would rush out and further soak his member. This helped in the human going faster and hitting places that made the bird scream for the whole floor to hear. When a fourth and final climax was coming for Han, Jax was almost to his own. With a final thrust, they both came; Jax deposited what felt like-to Han-a gallon of seed that filled him up so well and their fluids mixed together as Han came along with him.

They both panted heavily in their afterglows. Jax actually fell forward onto Han and they rested against each other. This led to the Blaziken hugged him tightly.

"Th-thank you..." Han stated, nuzzling Jax with his beak.

"No...problem..." They laid in peace while they caught their breath. Soon, the thought of what time it was led to a reminder to Jax. "Oh hey, I got something for us both to try."

Han's head peaked up in curiosity at this. "What?"

"I signed up for a gangbang after this and wondered if you wanted to come with me." Jax's proposal scared Han a bit. He didn't really know anyone else outside this floor and no doubt they'd probably question his anatomy. It was a very long, uncomfortable story.

"I dunno Jax...They might not like me..."

"Oh malarkey. You'll be fine. I'm sure they'll like you." Jax finally pulled out, leaving a glob of his cum to plop out of Han's slit before he started putting his clothes on. Han tried to deter him from bringing the nervous Blaziken along with him, but the human was adamant in taking him. Well, he couldn't really deny the word of someone who can fuck him. It's been in his blood. When Jax was fully clothed, and with a heavy heart, they both departed from the room, ready to go to yet another session within the Pokemon Brothel.

And not even an hour later, the Nocturnals of the sub-floor got a rude wake-up call in the form of squawking.


There. A Cuntboy story. Deal with it, people. Don't like it? Technically, avians have cloacas, but I transitioned that to be just a vagina as my friend stated that no one can really pull a label on Pokemon genital anatomy as some of them defy animal kingdom logic within that topic.

So I have to see this through. Peace out! :P

-The Bloody Seje