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Spotty the Leopard and Dash the Cheetah lay in their usual spot in the limited touching section of the petting zoo. Not close enough to the fence for guests to reach through and touch them, but close enough to shift their bodies to within arms length. Dash says, 'Have you noticed that Tina has been eyeballing us all day?" Spotty replies, "Do you read the memo board in the locker room?" With a shrug of his shoulders Dash answers, "I only read the ones on the board that are in all caps. Those seem like the important ones."

"Ugh!" replied Spotty, "Didn't you see the chart of who's going into heat? She's so horny right now that she would fuck anything that looked at her twice." Dash looks across the grass to Tina the Tiger. She waves her paw at him and Dash quickly looks away. Dash says, "I know there is a species difference but could I get her pregnant?" Spotty thinks for a second and says, "You want to make a Cheetiger?"

Dash frowns and says, "Well, no... I'm too young to be a father anyway." Spotty looks at Tina and says, "Those stripes are pretty sexy." Tina has stood up from her spot and started to walk towards them. Dash quickly asks, "What do I say to her?" Spotty replies, "Just tell her you're gay." Tina finally closes the distance and says, "Hello boys!" Dash gets nervous at the large predator and quickly says, "I'm Gay!"

Tina looks him up and down and says, "It takes a lot of courage to come out of the closet, but I already knew you were." Spotty laughs. Tina continues, "I know about how you help Sugar lead men behind the maintenance building and was wondering if you could help find me a man to relieve these urges I'm having?" Dash says, "Oh, you just want us to find you a human to screw?"

The large tiger looks down in embarrassment and asks, "Unless you know any tigers?" Spotty and Dash shake their heads. Tina flattens her ears and says, "I've never done it after my change." Dash spouts, "You're still a virgin!?" Tina presses her large paw to his muzzle and says, "Not so loud!" She removes the paw and looks at Spotty, "I'm sure you two could wrangle up a man for me just like you do with Sugar. There has to be some straight perverts that are looking for a good time. If they want to pay me for the privilege, that's all the better."

Spotty looks at Dash as he considers a plan. Spotty says, "This will be easy. Just find a guy you fancy and accidently hit him with your tail. Just keep your tail high in the air as you walk away and we'll watch him to judge how interested he is in your goods." Tina nods and walks away. Dash says to Spotty, "How can she not know how to pick up men?" Spotty says, "She was probably a plain looking quiet girl that all the boys ignored and thought becoming a tiger would solve her social problems."

Dash says, "Bro, how did you get so good at analyzing people like that?" Spotty replies, "Did you pay attention in any of your psych classes before you dropped out of college?" Dash answers, "Well no! That's kind of why I dropped out." Spotty rolls his eyes.

A few minutes later Tina is looking at a crowd of people trying to choose one. Her indecisiveness makes Dash signal her to hurry up. She sees an average enough one and slides her tail against his leg and then walks a few steps away. She keeps it raised and looks back at him, the man didn't even notice her. She tries again and wacks the man in the balls with her tail, The man clutches his groin and his friends laugh at him.

With a stammer Tina says, "I'm so sorry! It has a mind of its own sometimes!" She looks over at Spotty and Dash. They are rolling on the ground laughing. Tina sprints off in shame and embarrassment. She ducks into the L-shaped alley behind the maintenance building to cry. She slashes her claws at a cardboard box in anger. Lines are ripped into it. Tina roars, "I'm as subtle as a freaking tiger!" She lays down as tears fill her eyes.

Carl, the Human who works on the maintenance crew, hears the racket and peeks out the back door to see Tina crying. He quietly closes the door and goes to tell Philthy the Polar Bear. Philthy is laying on a couch watching TV in the breakroom. His large scar covered body takes up the whole triple seater couch. Carl quickly enters the room and says, "Hey Philthy, there is a tiger crying in the alley!"

Philthy turns his head away from the TV and replies, "Why you telling me?" Carl says, "Someone should go talk to her and you are more likely to survive if she gets violent. Besides..." Carl motions to his face, "If she gets violent, I don't think I could pull off the battle scar look like you can."

With a huff, Philthy rolls off the couch. Everyone is always making fun of his scars. The cross hatch of self inflicted claw scars on his black skin contrast with the patchy white fur covering his head, muzzle, arms, and chest. Philthy pushes past Carl and says, "I'll talk to her, if you clean the fur off the couch." Carl looks at the couch and considers talking to the tiger himself. Philthy is already gone and Carl grabs the fur removing brush and gets to work on the large couch.

Tina hears the door swing open and looks up to see the large bear climb down the steps. Philthy has been forced to go to enough psychiatrist meetings to know the basics on how to talk to someone in emotional distress. He starts with a "Hello there."

Being the mobile toolbox of the maintenance crew, Philthy doesn't associate with the petting zoo animals very often and prefers it that way. Tina looks up at him and says, "I'm sorry Phil, I just needed a minute and this was the first spot I saw where I can be alone."

Philthy smiles and says, "Your name is Tina, right? This isn't the alleyway animals usually go to, to be alone." Tina drops her head and says, "I know, right? All I wanted was a little relief from my stupid hormones and I end up alone in sodomy alley." Philthy furrows his brow and says, "Is that what they call it now?" Tina gives a nod.

Philthy puts the pieces together and says, "If you're looking for a quick fling, I might know a guy?" Tina stands up and says, "Really, who?" Philthy sits on his haunches, flashes his yellow teeth, and beats a paw to his chest. Tina hadn't even considered Philthy as a potential partner. She figured the bear was gay, like most of the animals around here. Tina looks at his large bear body and her eyes roam down to his sheath and balls. Philthy notices and leans back to give her a better preview.

The more she thought about it, the better it sounded. The bear could scratch her itch and she wouldn't have to screw a stranger. Tina says, "You wouldn't go bragging about it to everyone would you?" Philthy waves a paw and replies, "No no no, this can just be between us. If you ever need to come back for a second helping, I'll be here for you."

Tina waves her tail and says, "Okay, but do you have anywhere we can go? This alleyway is a real turn off." Philthy thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, follow me."

The polar bear and tiger walk through the open doorway to the maintenance building and he leads her down a hall to his room. Tina looks around the medium size room. Tool chests and equipment line two of the walls. In the middle of the room, a harness hangs on chains from the ceiling. It has several bags and boxes on each side already filled with tools. Tina says, "Wow, that setup is neat. You can put on your tool belt all by yourself?"

Beaming with pride, Philthy says, "Yeah, it was custom made just for me. Anytime there is a job, I can just, suit up, and walk over there. But there is not much for me to do besides making sure the crew returns the tools when they are done with them." Philthy walks around the harness and lays on a mattress against the back wall. "I also sleep in here to guard the tools. It's better than the dorms."

Tina walks up to the mattress and sees it has a fitted sheet with cartoon polar bears on it. She giggles at it and says, "This is a side of you I have never seen before. We see each other around but have never had a chance to talk." Philthy says, "I keep to myself mostly. A lot of people find my looks a turn off with all the cute fluffy animals running around here."

Tina places a paw on Philthy's chest and says, "You have your own qualities hiding underneath your scary exterior." Tina places her other paw on his chest and starts kneading like a housecat. Philthy exhales and lays on his back to enjoy the massage. He says, "...and you're just a big kitty cat yourself." Tina moves her paws lower and lower until she is kneading his inner thighs. She enjoys the vulnerability Philthy is showing her as his tip starts to protrude from his sheath.

The polar bear's arousal increases as he feels Tina's purring nose rub against his sheath. Tina licks her rough tongue against his fuzzy balls and Philthy lets out a sigh. She is unimpressed as the bear's seven inch cock quickly protrudes. Tina says, "I thought a big guy like you would be hung like a horse." With a defensive tone, Philthy says, "It's normal sized for a polar bear."

Philthy grabs at Tina with his paws and says, "I showed you mine, now it's your turn to show me yours." Tina rotates her body around to Philthy and the bear nuzzles his nose against her moist slit. The bear gives her goods a few sniffs, and says, "I don't know what a tiger butt is supposed to smell like." Tina gives a giggle and uses her hind paw to push him away.

Raising her tail and lowering her shoulders, Tina says, "Let's just put our parts together and see what happens," Philthy stands up on his hind legs and positions himself behind her. He places a paw on each side of her rump. His cock drips with anticipation as he presses it to her moist pussy. TIna's loud purr vibrates through her body and Philthy can feel it in his cock tip as it slowly sinks into her.

With a moan Tina says, "That's the spot, My hormones have been driving me crazy lately." Philthy slowly presses his length in until his body is flat against her flanks. He runs his paw over Tina's side in a petting motion. He leisurely starts thrusting as Tina mews in pleasure. The excitement of penetrating the large predator already has Philthy close, so he tries to distract himself by counting her stripes. Tina feels waves of pleasure at the new sensations she is experiencing.

Although Tina had sex a few times back when she was a human, it never felt this amazing. Every inch of the bear's cock sends pleasure through her as it slides along inside her. She regrets not trying this sooner. Philthy speeds up his thrusts and Tina's tail waves around hitting Philthy in the muzzle. With a laugh Philthy says, "I'm not that amazing at sex am I?" With a moan, Tina replies, "It's like nothing I have ever felt before. Quit toying with me and give me what I need!"

Philthy leans forward to place his front paws on either side of her. He uses full body motions to thrust his cock as Tina presses back. Tina moans around heavy breaths as she quickly reaches an orgasm. Philthy smiles at the telltale signs that he has successfully done his job. He lets out a roar as he climaxes and fills her pussy full of his bear spunk.

Tina looks over her shoulder at him with a glazed look in her eyes and says, "Thank you so much Phil!" The walkie talkie in the corner squawks, "Anyone hear where that roar came from?" Another voice says, "I think Philthy is jerking off in his room again." A third voice says, "If I could reach my neck down to suck my own dick, I would do it every chance I got too."

With slight embarrassment, Philthy says, "It's probably best for you, if we let them think that's what happened." Philthy slides his cock out and sits on his haunches. Tina turns around and says, "Show me the trick they were talking about." Philthy rolls onto his back and cranes his neck down to run his long bear tongue around his cock. Tina is turned on by the sight of the bears exposed anus and genitals as she watches.

Philthy pulls his cock out of his muzzle and says, "How about a tongue bath to help me clean up?" Tina gets to work licking his balls and sheath. With a laugh between them, the two playfully battle their tongues around Philthy's genitals. Tina and Philthy trade a french kiss and then pull back to look into each other's eyes.

Tina says, "I want to see you again." Philthy replies, "Just knock on the back door after closing time and I can open it to let you in. I'm usually here most of the time." Philthy rolls over and walks to the door to open it up to look around. He motions with a paw and says, "It's clear. Just go out the back door at the end of the hall." Tina gives him another kiss and creeps out the door to reach the exit unnoticed.

With a dreamy smile, Philthy walks over to the bed and looks at the orange hairs on the sheet. He says to himself, "Now how am I gonna get rid of this evidence?"

Tina walks out the alley with a spring in her step. She thinks, 'Who knew the answer to my problems was right under my nose.' Continuing her saunter she heads to the snack bar to get a drink.

At the snackbar, Tina's sister Sheree the Lion is enjoying a bowl of ice cream. Tina orders a strawberry soda and sits down beside her sister. Sheree licks her chops and asks, "I saw you walking on clouds. Did Spotty and Dash do that good of job finding someone to satisfy you?" With a dreamy smile, Tina says, "I think I'm in love." Joel, the snack bar attendant, places a bottle with a straw hanging out of it in front of Tina and walks off.

Sheree giggles and hits Tina with her tail. "That's just the hormones talking. Give it a few days and you'll know if you found your prince charming." Tina takes a sip of her soda from the straw and smiles while staring off into space. Sheree asks, "Share the details, what was it like?" Tina states, "He didn't waste time with foreplay. He just gave me what I wanted and let me know it's okay to come back if I needed more."

Sheree furrows her brow and says, "That doesn't sound romantic at all." Tina looks back at her sister and says, "He was a good soldier, doing his duty for my benefit. You wouldn't understand." Sheree shrugs and licks at the bowl of ice cream. Tina sips at the soda and thinks about how long she should wait before she goes to see him again.

That night, Tyler the Tapir knocks a hoofed foot against the back door. Philthy comes barreling down the hall in excitement. He swings the door open and is disappointed that it wasn't Tina. With disappointment he says, "Hi Tyler." Tyler replies, "Were you expecting someone else?" Philthy looks around the alley and says, "Maybe. I don't want to jinx it, but I think I found a new friend." Tyler pushes past Philthy and says, "Does this mean I don't have to give you weekly blowjobs?" Philthy quickly says, "Now hold on, I didn't say that!"

Philthy follows the tapir to his room. Tyler smells the air and guesses, "You're banging Tina the Tiger?" Philthy hangs his head in regret at not being able to hide the evidence well enough. Philthy pleads, "You got to keep this a secret for now!" Tyler snorts a laugh and says, "Romeo and Juliet having a midnight tryst at the zoo. I've never known you to be subtle." Philthy lays down on the bed and says, "There is something about her. I can't get her out of my mind."

With a startle, Philthy sits up and says, "What if she was just using me for my body and doesn't want to see me again?" Tyler replies, "Doesn't that usually work the other way around? Her pheromones are making you crazy. Have you been sitting in this room breathing them in all day?" Philthy sniffs at the air in the room. Tyler continues, "Did you ever bother to read about interspecies relationships? A transformed person's pheromones can sometimes still work on a transformed person of another species."

Philthy goes on the defence, "What I feel about her can't be just because of her smell." Tyler rolls his eyes at his naive friend and says, "What do I know. Maybe you really are soulmates with her." Philthy burns red at being made fun of. Philthy pouts and says, "If your gonna be like that, just get out." Tyler turns himself around and waves his balls at Philthy and says, "Get in here and get some of my pheromones in your system. I've always wanted my own personal slave."

A roar echos through the room and Tyler runs out squealing like a pig with laughter. As he reaches the end of the hall he looks back to see Philthy poking his head out. Philthy says, "You'll still come by next week, right?" Tyler says, "If you haven't married her by then. See you later Phil." Tyler uses his tapir nose to press the release bar on the emergency exit door and struts outside.

Tyler walks down the dark path and sees Tina jump up in a tree to hide when she sees him. Tyler is torn between whether he should pretend he didn't see her. He walks past the tree and hears a branch snap. Tina is swinging by her front paws from a branch she caught herself on and Tyler yells, "Hang in there, baby!"

Tina climbs up the branch and says with embarrassment. "I'm uhh, just practicing my tree climbing skills." Tyler nods and says, "I'll leave you to it then." Tyler has a hard time resisting the urge to meddle in Philthy's sex life but Philthy did tell him to keep it a secret. With a trot, Tyler jogs off to his room at the dorms. With a relieved sigh that Tyler didn't ask any questions about why she would be doing that at this time of night, She climbs down and makes a beeline for the maintenance alley.

It takes her a few minutes of staring at the door to calm her heart rate. She is undecided if she actually likes Philthy or just likes the sex. She finally bangs a paw on the door. The wait makes her nervous. Finally Philthy opens the door and says, "Hello Tiger Stripes!" With excitement Tina replies "Are we doing nicknames? Can i call you Banana Bear?" Philthy twists his head and says "What do bananas have anything to do with me?" Tina replies, "The light from this alley makes your fur look yellow and the scars look like the black spots on a banana."

Philthy laughs, "Just get in here." Tina walks down the hallway into Philthy's room. Philthy's room smells like odor neutralizer spray. The tools are straightened up and the floor is swept clean. Tina says, "Did you clean up in here just for me?" Philthy grinds a paw on the floor and replies, "Yeah."

Tina presses a paw against the tool harness to send it swinging around the room and a question pops into her head. She asks, "You ever had sex while wearing this thing?" Philthy says with slight embarrassment, "Yeah actually, if a blowjob counts." Tina laughs and walks over to the bed. The sheet has been changed to a fresh one. Tina looks over her shoulder and says, "C'mon Banana Bear."

With a paw, Philthy stops the swinging harness and walks around it to Tina. He climbs on the bed with her and pushes his snout under her tail. Tina gives an "ooh!" as Philthy's nose touches her anus. The bears tongue licks out and slides across her pussy. Tina enjoys the sensations of the bear's warm tongue as it worms it's way inside of her. Philthy feels Tina squeeze down on his tongue in rhythm. Between panting breaths, Tina asks "We're alone in this building, right?" Philthy hums a affirmative. The tiger can't hold on much longer and climaxes with a loud roar. Philthy lays his ears back at the noise and keeps licking to ride it out.

Pulling his head back, Philthy licks his chops and sits on his haunches to rest. With a tinge of insecurity, Philthy asks, "Are you using your pheromones to make me your sex slave?" In post orgasmic bliss, Tina breathlessly replies, "I don't know how they work." Philthy states, "I don't know if these feelings I have for you are real or not."

With a growing selfishness to get her needs filled, Tina says, "Can we just enjoy the feelings while we have them and not worry about what we will feel in the future?" Philthy pushes his concern about being used like a sextoy away and asks, "Ready to go again?" Tina replies while still panting, "I'm gonna need a few minutes, can we just cuddle for a while?" Philthy lays on his side and Tina crawls beside him to rest her head on his front leg.

Tina promptly passes out and Philthy just holds her while thinking, 'This must be how Tyler feels.' Philthy reaches his other paw to the low lightswitch installed beside his bed and turns the lights out.

The next morning, Tina wakes up in Philthy's arms. She enjoys the warmth of his body pressed up against her. She wishes she could stay but figures she should leave before someone comes to grab a tool and catches them together. Tina gives a shake to rouse Philthy. He gives a yawn and she crawls out from under his arm. Tina's nether region feels crusty from the mind blowing orgasm last night. She says, "I need to go clean up. I'll see you later, Banana Bear." Philthy rolls over and mumbles something. Using a paw to pull open the door, She sneaks down the hall and out the back exit.

The door swings open to the scene of Sugar the White Wolf sodomizing a naked male human. With no shame he looks over at her and says, "Morning sunshine. What you doing sneaking out the back door this early in the morning?" The human looks up at Tina with the fear of getting caught and starts to struggle. Sugar is holding tight with his front paws. With annoyance, Sugar continues his thrusting and says to the human, "Don't pretend you don't get off on having an audience. Besides, You ain't going nowhere until I let you."

Sugar has already put the pieces together and just stares at Tina while thrusting into the hole below him. Tina looks away from the scene in front of her and quickly says, "I found a wrench in the park and came to return it." She quickly walks around the wolf and human and makes her way to the alley entrance.

Around the corner sits Dash. The cheetah is guarding the alley entrance and is surprised to see Tina. He asks, "Where did you come from?" With increasing panic at her fling with Philthy being discovered, Tina doubles down on the lie, "I had to return a tool I found in the park."

With a smile Dash says, "That was hilarious yesterday! You wacked that guy good in the balls with your tail. Did you want to try again today?" Tina shakes her head and says, "No." She quickly exits the alley while Dash calls after her, "I might know a guy that enjoys ball torture!" Tina blushes under her fur and quickly heads to get cleaned up in the locker room.

Once in the locker room, Tina finds the park attendants Karen and Franklin chatting. Franklin has his feet propped up on the time clock desk. He says to Karen, "...You should help me sell the drawings Christmas does as souvenirs. They are spot on. I got a whole notebook full of them at my place." Karen replies, "Do you have any of Scotty the Raptor? He's so cool!" Franklin frowns and says, "I have trouble hanging on to those. He has a lot of fans and I can double the price if I get Scotty to sign them."

Tina quietly walks past. She knew Christmas the reindeer was always doodling on a notepad with a pen in his mouth, but he always flips it closed with his antler when someone gets near him. Franklin notices Tina walking into the bathing area and says, "I'll be right there." Tina quickly looks back in panic and says, "Can Karen wash me?" Franklin smiles and says, "I promise I won't stare at your tiger titties!"

Karen sucks her teeth and gives Franklin a slap on the shoulder. "Have a little respect for us women." She then turns to Tina and says, "Did you want a full bath or just a quick rinse?" Tina walks into the shower area without answering and Karen quickly follows.

With concern Karen asks, "What's wrong darling?" Tina cranes her head to check to see that Franklin was out of earshot. She whispers, "I'm feeling a little unfresh down there." Tina nods in sympathy. She grabs a hand sprayer and gently gives Tina's genitals a quick wash. Tina asks Karen, "I found someone to sate my needs during my heat, but how do I know if I actually like them?" Karen gives a shrug and says, "If you put out on the first date then it was probably the animal part of you just doing what is natural in your condition."

Tina tears up a little and says, "We didn't even have a date before we had sex." Karen's mouth makes an O. Tina continues, "He even asked me was I using my pheromones to make him a sex slave." Karen gives a big sigh and says, "It's not looking good for your relationship." Karen finishes patting Tina dry and they walk out of the shower area.

Franklin looks up from his phone and says, "Hey, check out this drawing Christmas did!" Franklin turns the phone towards them and Tina's eyes go wide at the drawing of Philthy's erect penis. Tina quickly looks away and thinks, "When did Philthy show his penis to Christmas?' Karen asks, "Who is that?" Franklin answers, "It's that dirty polar bear that works with the maintenance crew. I hear he will lick the peanut butter off anything just for the free peanut butter." Karen laughs and Tina says, "Can you clock me in?"

Without moving his body Franklin reaches over for the scanner and extends the pole and expertly taps against the microchip in Tina's nape. A friendly beep acknowledges Tina is clocked in and she makes a hasty retreat into the park. She wants to get her mind off her problems so she heads to the touching section to find some kids to play with.

She spots Shelly the Tortoise slowly walking in circles with a little girl on her back. Tina sits down to watch. The fickle little girl sees Tina and quickly dismounts Shelly. She runs up to Tina and asks, "Can I ride you too?" Tina nods and lowers her shoulders to let the girl climb on. To the girls disappointment, Tina takes the same slow circle pace as Shelly. Shelly smiles in appreciation that Tina wasn't trying to upstage her. The girl quickly gets bored and runs off to find someone else to get a ride from.

At the maintenance building, Philthy lays in his bed as Sugar barges into his room. The crude wolf starts with, "Congrats on fucking Tina!" Philthy rolls over and says, "Jesus Christ! Can I do anything around here without everyone knowing!" Sugar laughs and says, "It wasn't hard to spot her walk of shame this morning. Did you want to go grab some breakfast to celebrate?" Philthy says, "Waffles and Bacon." Sugar says, "Sure, It's on me."

The large polar bear slides off the bed and walks down the hall to the back door. Sugar smiles in anticipation as Philthy swings the door open to reveal a naked human lying at the bottom of the steps crying. Philthy just rolls his eyes at the jizz leaking out the human's butthole. He swats the human on the ass hard with his paw. The human quickly crawls away in pain at the slap. Philthy turns to ask Sugar, "Are you a cat? Don't be leaving your prey on my doorstep."

With a smile Sugar says, "It's a gift for you." Sugar walks around the human and gives a long lick across his sweaty chest. With satisfaction at the taste, Sugar says, "Aged to perfection." Philthy looks over the naked man and asks, "Where did you go wrong in your life that you wanted to fuck a dog in an alley?" The naked and afraid man covers himself and begs,"Please! Just give me back my clothes!" Philthy looks around and sees a piece of clothing peeking out from behind a cardboard box with claw scratches. Philthy raises his claw to point at the clothes and says, "They hid them over there." Sugar exclaims, "Why you gotta ruin the fun like that. You didn't even make him do anything to earn them back."

The man scrambles to put on his clothes and runs out of the alley. Sugar calls after him, "See you next month, pervert!" Philthy asks, "One of these days you're going to do that to the wrong person." Sugar laughs and says, "If he doesn't like the way I treat him, then why is this the third time he came back to play this game?" Philthy furrows his brow in incomprehension.

Philthy walks out the alley with Sugar and heads to the cafeteria. They walk up to Ms Larson and Philthy says, "May we have a party platter of Bacon and Waffles?" With sarcasm she asks, "Is it a special occasion or are you just a fat glutton?" Sugar says, "As a matter of fact, it is. Philthy here became a man today! He finally felt the touch of a woman." Ms Larson replies, "Do all the times I have to boot him in the ass, not count?" Darting his eyes around to make sure no one heard that comment, Philthy remembers the time he showed up for dinner drunk and had to be ejected from the cafeteria. A time or two she did get a good kick in that connected with his balls.

Mr Larson picks up the scanner and says, "You do have the money to pay for a premium meal, right?" Sugar steps forward and holds his neck out. Larson swipes it with the scanner and walks off to throw a few boxes of waffles and instant bacon in the microwaves. Sugar and Philthy sit on the floor in front of a low table and watch the TV while they wait.

As the white duo wait, Tina walks into the cafeteria. She pauses mid step when she sees Philthy with Sugar. Sugar wants to make Philthy's life miserable for letting the pervert off so easy, so he calls out to her, "Tina, get over here and join us! Philthy ordered a party platter to celebrate." Tina burns red in embarrassment. Philthy snarls at Sugar.

Sugar moves over and pats his paw at the spot on the tile floor he was sitting. With a smile, Sugar remarks, "I warmed you up a spot next to Philthy." Tina doesn't want to make a scene and goes along with it. She sits between Sugar and Philthy while glaring at Philthy. She ponders why she was dumb enough to believe Philthy when he said it would just be between them.

Ms Larson brings out the large tray of waffles and bacon and sets it down on the table in front of Tina. Ms Larson drizzles the syrup on the waffles. Philthy and Sugar both reach their muzzles out to grab pieces of the divided waffles. Tina grabs a slice of bacon with her mouth and slowly chews it. Ms Larson says, "I didn't figure you for the bad boy type, Tina." Tina growls at Philthy and Ms Larson walks off.

Tina swallows her bacon and says to Philthy, "It has become clear to me, that I had a momentary lapse of judgement. Stay away from me you asshole." Tina grabs most of the bacon strips in her mouth and runs out of the cafeteria." Philthy says "God dammit! I was looking forward to that bacon." Sugar reaches his neck across towards the three remaining strips of bacon and Philthy slams his paw down on them. He closes his paw around the bacon and throws it into his mouth. With annoyance Sugar licks at the greasy spot on the platter to at least get the taste of bacon on his tongue.

Sugar pops his head up and continues to be an asshole, "At least you don't have to break up with her now." Philthy has faced enough rejection that he goes numb to his emotions and says, "This is all your fault, asshole! You're lucky I never pass up a free meal or I would storm off too." Philthy starts rapidly eating the waffles to bury the depression that just stabbed him in the heart.