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Rulf walked into the room with Sarkis, and was immediately amazed. The room was full with gold and jeweled treasures. He couldn't even see most of the floor because of the gold coins that flooded most of the room. When this king passed away, he must have had majority of his stuff buried with him. Rulf would usually say he doesn't steal from the dead, but no other dead people had tried to attack him before this incident. Besides, an opportunity like this only occurs in people's dreams. "How much do you think we can haul out of here?" Rulf asked.

Sarkis smirked as a plan started to form in his head. "All of it." he responded with a big grin on his face.

2 weeks later...

Rulf, Taleen and Sarkis sat by a fireplace in their new home. They had bought it together, it was a massive mansion with many rooms and hallways. The room that they were in was supposed to be some kind of dining room or living room. but it was completely unfurnished right now. It was an old place, so dust and cobwebs were everywhere, but they had more than enough money to afford anything they want. They were living in a town called Fordin, it was mostly quiet. There were many markets, shops and even a castle nearby, so guards were often nearby too. When they arrived in the town, everyone was talking about them, especially after the stories Sarkis spread at the inns and taverns. They were famous treasure hunters, and after people heard of how they killed a lich, many people left them alone. Despite being very rich, Taleen still stole a lot of stuff from the markets and shops, so far she hadn't been noticed but Rulf wanted her to stop. She said she wouldn't steal, but what she really meant was that she wouldn't let Rulf know when she stole anymore. Rulf had only visited the town to pick up some food and drink, but it seemed quite a few people already recognized him, most likely only because of Sarkis' descriptions of him when he was busy spreading stories. Some of the people in the town gave him some strange looks, which made Rulf wonder as to what Sarkis had been telling them.

Rulf drank some expensive wine as he chuckled to one of Sarkis' stories of how he had once almost got beheaded after sleeping with an executioner's daughter. He had to admit, the look on a pissed off human executioner when he found Sarkis on top of his daughter would be pretty funny. "What did you do when he went for his axe?" Rulf asked with a big smile on his face.

"Well, I gave the girl a kiss, before I threw a vase at a window, which I then jumped out of. I could have taken him on, but I had an erection at the time and I didn't want to lose anything valuable whilst fighting with him." Sarkis stated before he drank down a load more wine.

Taleen smirked as she said, "I can see why you didn't fight, you'd be useless without your cock!"

"Speaking of my cock, still want that threesome?" Sarkis inquired as he grinned.

"Depends! Is our human friend gonna join us?" Taleen asked as she looked back over to Rulf.

Rulf wouldn't have minded a night with Taleen, but Sarkis, well, he wouldn't want to turn his back on him during the threesome. "Maybe some other time." he replied.

Sarkis let out a disappointed sigh before saying, "Come on! Lighten up, you'll like it!"

"I said maybe!" Rulf exclaimed.

Sarkis was determined to get Rulf into that threesome. "What's wrong? Afraid my staff is bigger than your axe?" he slyly said as he grinned.

"I'm not afraid of anything!" Rulf yelled.

"Oh really? Because you're avoiding the threesome as if it were death himself." Sarkis stated as his grin grew larger.

"I just don't want any unpleasant surprises." Rulf responded.

Sarkis' mind started to get very dirty as he said, "I haven't had anyone complain about any of my surprises."

"Well there's a first time for everything." Rulf stated.

"Indeed." Sarkis simply replied as he smirked.

Rulf shook his head as he now turned his attention to the weavile. "Now we've got a good home, what are you planning on buying with your share?" he asked.

"Hmmm, maybe a smaller second house!" Taleen excitedly exclaimed.

"A second house? What would you need that for?" Rulf inquired.

"It's not for me, it's for my older boring sister." Taleen told him as she rolled her eyes a little.

Sarkis' ears perked up as soon as he heard she had a sister. "So, this sister of yours..." he said as he smirked before he was interrupted by Taleen.

"She's not a slut so you'd have a hard time getting her into bed!" Taleen quickly told him as she grinned.

"I like the harder to get people, it makes the sex all the more enjoyable when you see them blushing underneath you... Or cumming." Sarkis added with a devious little chuckle.

"Horny dog!" Taleen teasingly said while she giggled.

Rulf smiled a little as he shook his head as he now tried to change the subject of sex. "What are you going to do with the rest of your share Sarkis?" he asked.

"Hmmm, not sure. Maybe I'll buy some expensive wine, and prostitutes." Sarkis answered with a grin.

Taleen giggled before asking, "Male or female?"

"A little bit of both. Anyway, I'm wondering what Rulf will buy now." Sarkis replied as he turned his attention to the human.

"Me? Well, I could buy some better clothes, armor, and some good strong weapons." Rulf responded.

"Planning on doing more adventuring?" Sarkis curiously inquired right before Taleen shouted out something.

"You're not adventuring without us!" Taleen exclaimed.

Rulf smiled before he said, "I'll bring you two along, I think you've both proved to me you're both good fighters, and friends. So, let's drink till we can't remember our names!"

After Rulf said that, they all drank down their wine and moved on to the ale. They drank and talked through the night, until they were too drunk to talk and found themselves taking a long nap on the wooden floor of their new home.

A whole month passed since that day they drank themselves into a drunken stupor. Now, their home was fully decorated and furnished with everything they needed. Sarkis was sitting down in an expensive chair, in dark red silk robes whilst drinking red wine. He watched the flames dance around in the fireplace in front of him before he took one more sip of his wine. "I feel like a rich lucky bastard... Oh wait, I am."

Sarkis smirked as he drank the rest of his wine, until he heard the door that led into the room slam open as Taleen stormed into the room, wearing the clothes from when they first met her. "You've been stealing my panties, haven't you!" Taleen angrily accused him.

Sarkis stood up, he had a feeling something like this would happen. "Hey, if I wanted your panties, I would have charmed them off you by now."

"You've been taking them, haven't you!" Taleen yelled at him.

"What would I do with them? Use them as bait for horny men?" Sarkis retorted.

"You didn't deny it!" Taleen quickly pointed out.

"Look... I may have sold your panties to a horny human that likes pokémon very much and..." Sarkis stopped talking when Taleen stormed up to him so they were only a few inches away.

Things were quiet for a few seconds until Taleen said, "How much did he buy them for?"

Sarkis chuckled at the now curious expression on her face. "Quite a lot, of course I'll give you your fair share. Oh, and if you could just maybe go to the toilet without pulling your panties down, that'd be great." he said with a grin on his face.

"Err... I should piss myself?" Taleen said with a very confused look on her face.

"He'll buy for more if you do! Or you could just pee on them, that's probably be the most profitable option." Sarkis replied as he rubbed his paws together. Watersports was nothing new to him, but he could see that Taleen looked a bit confused as to why anyone would want piss soaked panties.

"Just tell me who he is, and I'll steal his money without you having to give him my panties! Those things are expensive you know!" Taleen told him.

"Alright, alright then." Sarkis said with a smirk

"Try talking Rulf into that threesome, and you can get my panties without going through my drawers!" Taleen excitedly replied.

"Speaking of Rulf, where is he? We've got that painter doing that painting of us together soon and I haven't seen his cute ass all day." Sarkis stated.

"Oh, he went to pick up his shiny expensive armor! I saw him at the market when I was stealing from some homeless guy!" Taleen replied.

"You... stole from a homeless guy... But why? I can't imagine a homeless man having much." Sarkis said.

"Well, he stole a loada gold from this guy selling jewelery, which was fake and cheap, and I stole the gold that he stole. Homeless people are stupid!" Taleen said with a grin.

"Now, now, that's not very nice." Sarkis said as he shook his head, trying to act disapproving.

"Do you know any smart homeless people?" Taleen questioned him.

"Well, I don't know any homeless people at all." Sarkis responded. He was glad no one else could hear them right now, because he knew they could get pretty offensive sometimes.

"I rest my case!" Taleen happily replied.

Sarkis had a confused and puzzled look on his face, he was about to say something to prove her wrong but then he just sighed and relented. "Ah, screw it" He mumbled.

Just then, Rulf swaggered in dressed in his new suit of armor, complete with a sword. He was wearing dark leather boots and pants, with chainmail body armor that was covered in thick dark cloth. He wore steel plated greaves, and flowing down from his shoulders to his waist was an almost black cape with a hood that he currently was not wearing. In one of his hands, he held a sword that was just over half the size he was. The blade was shiny and reflective, and the guard just above the grip curved upwards into a U shape. In the middle of the guard was a shiny blue sapphire, and on both sides of it were two bright red rubies. The handle of the sword looked like it was made out of silver, and the pommel of the sword was slightly pointed, but it did not end in a point. It was flat, so it could be used as a hammer during combat.

Sarkis just looked at him and said, "Wow... You look quite dangerous, I like that look."

Rulf chuckled a little. He knew Sarkis would like it. "You seem to like the way I look all the time."

"You're just one of those rare people that look good in almost anything." Sarkis replied as he mentally turned his charms on.

Rulf had gotten used to his charms and his little chat up lines, but it still made him fell a little uncomfortable. "Thanks, now, when is this painter coming around?" Rulf inquired.

"Should be soon, so, what pose did you have in mind for the painting?" Sarkis asked Rulf.

"I don't know, maybe like a kind of heroic pose maybe? What about you?" Rulf replied.

"Something exotic and risky." Sarkis said with a little chuckle.

"I think we're keeping our clothes on for this painting, just so you know." Rulf told him.

Taleen then quickly and loudly said, "Why don't we do one all heroic, and one all sexy!"

Sarkis grinned as he said, "I like that idea!"

Rulf knew those two would say something like that. "No, no, no! I am not getting naked so some guy can paint me with a horny lucario, and a weavile who will probably steal my stuff when I'm doing it!" he objected.

"Hey, I don't steal from friends! Not yet anyway!" Taleen told him.

Sarkis gave her an uncertain look as he repeated the word, "Yet?"

"I might do in the future, I never know!" Taleen happily responded.

"If you steal from me, I hope you have the common courtesy to sleep with me first!" Sarkis replied as he crossed his arms.

Rulf was about to interrupt the two of them until he heard a knock at the door. "That must be our painter, I'll go let him in." he said before walking off.

A day later, Sarkis, Taleen and Rulf were in the foyer to their mansion, looking up the staircase that led to the painting of the three of them together. The background of the painting was one of a mystical forest with some fireflies around some of the trees. Rulf was in the middle of the picture, holding a steel shield and his new sword as he looked forwards. Sarkis was pictured to the left of him, wearing his loin cloth and holding his staff in one paw and an aura sphere in the other as he also looked forward. To the right was Taleen, crouching slightly and looking as devious as ever as she looked forward too.

Sarkis was the first to speak. "Hmm... Is it just me or do I look a little... feminine?" he said.

Taleen giggled before saying, "You look like a big girl to me!"

Rulf laughed as the two exchanged some pretty funny looks. "Come on you two, calm down. It's a nice picture and you both look good in it." he told them.

Sarkis smirked before saying, "How good do I look?"

"Not good enough to get me in your bed." Rulf said before walking up the stairs and up the other stairs to his right to head up to his bedroom.

Taleen giggled at Sarkis. "You're never going to get him into bed!" she said to him.

"I will, I'll be so charming that a deaf, anti-social, Lucario hating goblin couldn't refuse me!" Sarkis claimed before walking off and beginning to plan ways to get Rulf out of his clothes and into bed.

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Author's notes: As always, I wanna thank my readers for inspiring me to keep on writing, and hironada for editing, and BigBossSonic checking for any more errors! :3