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"NAUGHTY LITTLE POKÉMON: PART 1 - CORNERING THE ONLINE POKÉ-VIDEO MARKET"

The bell rings and a deluge of high school students poured into the hall. Students crowded around the lockers, waiting to collect their books for their next lessons.

"Sorry Wesley, I just don't think it's a good idea."

"Come on Calvin, I could really use your help with this!"

The two seniors, Calvin Becker and Wesley Harris, were speaking with hushed voices in the crowded hallway. The two had just finished a particularly boring lesson on trigonometry. Calvin opened his locker and retrieved his history textbook.

"The online video market is getting big, Cal. I got video ideas that could go viral, dude. Viral!"

"Yeah, and I don't particularly want my face on the internet in dumb videos like those! Do you know how much that could affect my employment prospects?"

"No, you weren't listening - you'll be helping me film it, you won't be -in- it!" Wesley retorted. He seemed insistent and excited about his idea for a film review channel. "I just need you to hold the camera and do like camera stuff."

Calvin gave Wesley an unbelieving stare. It was never that simple with Wesley; with him, the simplest ideas could turn into complex odysseys.

"Why do you want me to do all this stuff?" Calvin asked. "Why not someone who actually studies film? Like Casey or Maggie?"

"I don't know, I thought it'd be fun with just you and me," answered Wesley. "Plus, those guys will definitely judge me for trying to make videos like this. And, you have a camera."

"Oh, so we're using my camera now?"

"Oh sorry, I forgot to ask you that." Wesley said, sheepishly. "Can we also use your room to shoot it? Your house is quieter than mine."

Calvin closed his locker and sighed. "Look, I'll think about it and shoot you a message when I get home. I got a lot to study up on, and Mom might be super tired from work again."

"Sweet! Thanks so much, Cal!" Wesley gave Calvin a quick pat on the shoulder. "See you at your place after practice!" With that, he turned and quickly made his way to his next class.

"No, wait- Wesley!" Calvin exclaimed, but it was too late - Wesley had already disappeared into the crowd. "...Damn it." Calvin turned resignedly and started walking out towards his next class. Only one more lesson, History, until he could go home.

**********

Calvin and Wesley had been best friends since they were 5 years old. They've been going to the same school since kindergarten and were interested in mostly the same things. Calvin has always been a bit of a pushover, especially when it comes to Wesley. Right now, Calvin was feeling a familiar feeling, Wesley taking advantage of Calvin's submissive nature. Not that Calvin minded, he just wished that Wesley would stop being so pushy when it came to his ideas. Last week it was trying to write a comic book, this week it's filming movie reviews for the internet.

The lesson passed by uneventfully. They learned some stuff about the forefathers of the Sinnoh region; pretty boring stuff for the most part. After the lesson he returned to his locker to find a note on top of the pile of books that he had assigned himself to stuffy over the weekend.

"Don't forget!

I'll be coming over this afternoon

I hope your camera is charged!

-The Wez

PS Sorry I was kinda pushy earlier. Do this thing for me and I'll pay for your lunch tomorrow""

Calvin smiled to himself after reading the note. Wesley was very pushy and very stubborn, but he had a good heart. If Calvin milked it the right way, he might be able to get a couple more free meals out of Wesley as penance for the intrusive filming session later in the day.

He took the note and looked at the stack of books, sighing. Some people told him that he studied too much, to those people he would say: "...yeah, you're probably right." Calvin, though submissive and a total pushover, had a very well-defined long-term goal involving the prestigious Jublife University, a place that would not even look at your application form unless you have either tons of money or the best grades in your school. Since Calvin lived in Snowpoint though, he would have to be focussed on the latter of the two. He took the books and closed up his locker, heading out the door for the bus ride home, ready for another Thursday night with the family..

**********

"Mom, Lexi, Moss! I'm home!" Calvin called out, closing the front door behind him. No-one answered his call.

Calvin lived alone with his Mom and his two Pokémon, a Sneasel named Lexi and a Grovyle named Moss. It was a decent-sized house, designed for more than the amount that currently resided there. At one stage there were more people, but in the last year Calvin's two older brothers had moved out and his Dad had temporarily re-located to Veilstone City for business. Calvin liked how quiet and spacious the house had become recently, but he had to admit that he missed the company. As much as he loved his Mom, she wasn't much fun to hang out with, so he hung out with Lexi and Moss in his spare time, that is, at least when Wesley wasn't around to keep him company.

"Hello?" He called out. No-one answered.

Calvin threw his backpack onto the kitchen countertop and went to the fridge to grab a soda. Before opening, he spied a note left to him from his Mom. It read:

"Hey Sweetie,

Your Aunt Val has had another one of her episodes, and Susan guilted me into coming down to help look after her. I managed to get you out of it, so you can thank me later for that. Sue says it'll only be a couple of days, but you know Val... I should be back by Monday at the latest. There's $50 in the top drawer and plenty of leftovers to keep you all fed. I'll call you every night! Study hard!

-Love, Mom

PS: You might want to run a bath for Lexi, she must have gotten bored and picked a fight with the neighbor's Nidorino again."

"Great..." thought Calvin. Aunt Val was well known in the Becker family for causing lots of family drama, and if she was having another 'episode' like the one she had last year, then Mom probably wouldn't be back until next week.

However, more concerning to Calvin was the fact that he would have to give Lexi a bath, which always proved to be a struggle in and of itself. Lately, this has especially been a problem, especially with the odd behaviour that Lexi has been showing lately. Of course, as a Sneasel, she was pre-disposed to general mischief, but lately she had been acting... strange. Her behavior had been changing slowly ever since Calvin's brothers moved away, so Calvin was just chalking it up to her being bored. When Calvin was at school and Mom was at work, it was just Lexi and Moss at home, and Moss typically slept for most of the day.

"Lexi?" he called out, "It's me, where are you?"

No response. Calvin sighed and started looking around. She wasn't in the kitchen, nor the living room, so he headed upstairs.

He quickly found her, all he had to do was push open his bedroom door. Lexi was sitting at his desk, idly playing one of the browser games on his computer. To help ease her boredom, Calvin had shown her how to use the computer in his bedroom, and had set up a favourites folder in his internet browser, full of hundreds of different browser games. He knew it was only a temporary solution, before she got bored of those too, but he figured that it would at least do until he finished up this semester of school.

She looked bored as hell, until she snapped to attention, seeing Calvin come into the room.

"Hey Lexi, having fun there?" Calvin asked, throwing his books onto his bed. Lexi looked up at him, relieved that someone else was finally here. As soon as he entered the room, Calvin could tell that she needed a bath, she was covered in scuff marks, flecks of mud and dead leaves. She even smelled like she had been rolling around in the dirt outside, although there was another distinct, almost pleasant, scent emanating from Lexi that Calvin could not place.

"I heard you got into a bit of a fight again." Calvin teased.

"Sneas..." Lexi huffed, puffing her cheeks up and looking away, slightly embarrassed.

"You know, you really gotta stop fighting that damn Nidorino, you'll really get yourself hurt one day."

"Sel, Sneasel... Snee." Lexi almost looked guilty this time, an expression that Calvin was not used to seeing. Now Calvin started to feel a little bit guilty.

"It's alright," he sighed "Just... don't do it again, please? I don't want you to hurt yourself."

Lexi swivelled the chair, facing Calvin, who had turned away to un-pack his backpack onto his bed and lay out his study for the night. Deliberately putting a sorry look on her face, Lexi lifted both of her knees up, placing her feet on the chair so that her hips turned upwards, not-so-subtly revealing herself to Calvin. She spread her legs apart another few inches, hoping that he would see her revealing herself to him.

"Anyway, we'd better get you in a nice cold bath. We can't have your fur looking all dirty now, can w-" Calvin turned to face Lexi and immediately noticed Lexi's suggestive pose, her revealing her sex to him and causing him to stutter. She opened her legs up a little wider and thrust her hips forward a little bit more; she had been getting bolder. Calvin cleared his throat, looking away with a red face before continuing. "...Can we? I'll uh, I'll run the bath for you."

Calvin, looking down and resisting the urge to look up at Lexi again, quickly walked to his bathroom, closing the door behind him. He leant against the door in exasperation, what was he supposed to do?

Lexi had always been a tease, but never in -that- way! She would usually just hide things from Calvin, or throw things at him, stuff like that. Lately she had been getting more and more... sexual. At first it had been very subtle, hints of movements or actions that were only really sexual in retrospect - accidentally showing herself off, slowly licking her claws, stuff like that. Then it started to pick up, the frequency of Lexi 'accidentally' showing off her body became higher, and she would often sit suggestively and 'accidentally' brush up against Calvin's body. And now she wasn't even trying to hide it. The other day she had a lollipop and the way she licked it... And the way she was showing herself off right now, trying to look all innocent, pushing her body forward like that... There was something about it that seemed so sensual, so sexy...

"Whoa, okay I need to think about something else..." Calvin thought to himself. Did he really just think that about Lexi? He needed to remember to have a cold shower before bed tonight.

He knelt down and turned on the bath, starting to fill the tub with cold water. It had to be cold water for the ice-type Lexi. His mind was moving at 100 miles a minute. What was Lexi's endgame here? She has always been very mischievous and prone to pulling pranks on Calvin, but if it was all a joke, then it was much more elaborate than anything she had ever tried to pull. Was she just teasing him? Maybe this was all a brand-new way of tormenting Calvin, tormenting him from a whole new angle, playing his sexuality.

Or maybe she was really trying to get with her trainer.

"No" he thought, "She's just messing with me, Lexi WANTS me to think that, THAT'S her plan." Feeling the sudden sensation of water on his hand, Calvin snapped back to attention. The bath was filled up, nearly to the verge of overflowing. Calvin scrambled to turn off the tap, before it got any deeper. He drained some of the water so the tub was at a better level for the small ice-queen, and then left the bathroom to retrieve Lexi so he could start cleaning the mud out of her fur.

"Come on, Lex. Time to clean you up." He motioned towards the bathroom. Lexi got up from the desk chair and slowly walked to the bathroom, walking past Calvin. As she did so, her claw slowly brushed against his leg. This would be a very interesting bath indeed.

As she was getting into the bath, Lexi was slowly flexing her leg over the side of the tub, not leaving anything to Calvin's imagination. It was almost like slow motion, Lexi lifting her leg straight up - Calvin's first thought was that she was much more flexible than he thought she was - his next thought was that he was staring straight at her slit. He couldn't bring himself to look away until Lexi slowly lowered her leg into the bathtub and into the water.

Calvin's feeling of crushing awkwardness was suddenly defused however; Lexi's show caused her to lose her footing and her body clumsily flopped over the bathtub edge and splashed into the water. Calvin burst out into laughter.

"That's what you get when you try to be a little tease, Lex!" Calvin laughed. "Are you okay?"

"Snee..." Lexi, now annoyed, spat out a mouthful of water and grumbled to herself.

"Alright, I'll leave you to it, you can clean yourself." Calvin turned to leave the bathroom.

"Snee!" shouted Lexi defiantly. Calvin was afraid of this.

"Come on Lexi, I know you don't need my help to get clean"

"Snee, Sneasel, snee."

"Oh, you're just gonna refuse, huh? Fine by me, you can just sit there and get all wrinkly like Grandma."

"Sel."

"Fine."

Calvin started to walk away, hoping that she would relent. Glancing back, he sees Lexi give him a smug wave. She knew she would win this - she was much more stubborn than he was. "Ugh, goddamn it..." he muttered to himself. "Fine, fine. I'll do it" he grumbled, grabbing the washcloth. Lexi simply giggled mischievously.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever" he said as he knelt down, pouring some shampoo on the cloth. "You know I'm gonna get you back for this though, right?"

"Snee-hee-hee" she giggled.

Whatever Lexi had done in that fight against the neighbor's Nidorino, it had really done a number on her fur, it was absolutely matted with mud, sticks and leaves. He started with her arms, which were surprisingly the most matted with debris. Must've been some fight she had. "We'll polish your claws once you're all dry". He then poured some shampoo onto her head and started gently scrubbing her head and neck, taking care not to get any of the soap in her eyes. The stuff was supposed to be 'no-tears' but it still stung if you got it in your eyes. Calvin then started working down Lexi's back, eliciting a contented sigh from the little Sneasel, enjoying her inadvertent back-massage. "Alright turn around, let's do your front."

Lexi scooched around, now facing Calvin. She shuffled backwards leaning backwards against the wall of the tub. She had meant to 'accidentally' expose herself again, but unbeknownst to her, a little island of shampoo-bubbles floated in the way. Calvin didn't notice a thing, and took Lexi's leaning as a passive-aggressive invitation to start cleaning her chest and abdomen. He shrugged and started gently scrubbing the dirt out of her chest-fur. He started just under her neck and started moving down her body. Lexi's breathing got a little heavy, and Calvin could feel her heartbeat slowly increase.

He suddenly became hyper-aware of his actions when he felt a tiny, hard bump under her fur, causing Lexi to briefly inhale sharply. He had washed her many times before this, and while he had somewhat-awkwardly felt her nipples before, the new, strange sexual tension made it much weirder for him. Lexi's eyes were closed and her mouth open with a faint, satisfied smile. Looking down, Calvin saw Lexi had managed to sneak one of her claws underneath her leg and was slowly caressing her own slit.

Calvin's eyes widened. He swallowed hard and felt his pants get just a little bit tighter. No way she was doing what he thought she was doing. Why was she doing this? Was Lexi seriously getting off to Calvin rubbing her chest - something he had to do every time he has given her a bath? Something was definitely up; either something was up with Lexi, or she had come up with a new, very-effective, way to mess with him. In any case, Calvin needed to address it.

"A-hem," he cleared his throat, trying to get Lexi's attention. Lexi jumped and an expression of guilt flashed over her face as she looked up at Calvin. "I think you can handle the rest of this," he said sheepishly, handing her the washcloth. Calvin got up, avoiding eye contact and left the bathroom, leaving Lexi to wash her lower half herself. Disappointed, Lexi knew that she wouldn't be able to taunt him into doing it himself, she had pushed too far this time.

*****

Calvin sat at his desk chair. His longest friend, Lexi, was about ten feet away from him, on the other side of his bathroom door, getting herself off. What was he supposed to do?

"Damn it, Lexi..." he muttered under his breath. "Where the hell did you even learn that stuff?" He couldn't get his mind off of the sight of his Pokemon's lewd behaviour. His pants were painfully tight, but Calvin didn't want to admit to himself that he was turned on.

"Fuck". He turned to his computer, and opened up an incognito browser. He undid the zip of his pants and let his cock spring free. "I'm just pent up, is all. It's been a couple days..." he said to himself, putting one hand on his mouse, and wrapping another around his dick.

He opened up the favourites tab and moused over to the different folders. Calvin liked to be organised, almost to a fault, and all of his online homework was neatly organised in his favourites on his computer. He also had folders for games, social media, and a special folder he made for Lexi, "Lexi's Games <3", full of browser games for her to pass the time with when he was at school or studying.

There was one other folder however, an inconspicuously named "Literature II" folder. He didn't study Literature II - it was for another kind of "literature" - porn.

"Here we go..."

Cal started scrolling through the links, trying to find something that grabbed him while slowly, unconsciously stroking himself.

But nothing grabbed him, nothing could take his mind off of Lexi - not even that one video of the aggressive two red-heads. If anything, this made his problem worse - seeing the different thumbnails, he kept imagining Lexi in place of the women in the thumbnails.

One thumbnail, for "Gymnast stretches before stretching around thick meat" especially reminded him of Lexi, and how she was spreading her legs in front of him earlier. Remembering her, legs splayed wide with that mischievous look on her face; it made his cock throb in his hands.

Cautiously, he closed the favourites window and opened a search engine, before typing.

"Sneasel pussy"

His hand hovered over the enter key, not yet pressing. This was a new barrier, a line he hadn't crossed before. Pokémon porn.

Calvin wasn't naive. He knew about Poképhilia. He knew that people fucked Pokémon, and that Pokémon fucked people. It was a crime in some regions, in Sinnoh however, it was only frowned upon - you won't go to jail, but you wouldn't admit to it in public. There were activism and equality groups hoping to de-stigmatize Poképhilia, but it was still a pretty big taboo. And one that Calvin had never considered before.

To be fair, he hadn't really thought of Pokémon as sexy before. Sure, he'd seen videos of Gardevoir and Lopunny, but they were basically humans anyway, and it wasn't anything that he actively sought out.

But here he was, about to look for porn of the very same Pokémon he grew up with.

And he pressed enter.

A number of sites popped up, different from the ones that he usually saw when he looked for porn. He haphazardly clicked one of the links, to a site simply called "Poképorn".

Before him, he suddenly saw dozens of thumbnails for videos tagged with "Sneasel". Dozens of images of trainers with their Pokémon, together in poses ranging from cute to intimate to hardcore. Male trainer with female Sneasel, female trainer with male Sneasel, female with female. The male/male must have been in a separate section of the site, Calvin assumed.

One thumbnail in particular caught Calvin's eye - apparently for a POV video of a male trainer with a female Sneasel - simply titled "Susie POV". The image of the thumbnail showed the Sneasel, assumedly named Susie, with a face of sheer bliss, claws grabbing at the couch underneath her. The trainer was deep inside her Sneasel pussy, and her fur was matted around her crotch and belly.

"Holy fuck" Calvin murmured to himself, unknowingly pumping his dick a little harder. The sight of it had turned him on so much, he was starting to feel an oncoming orgasm - and he hadn't even clicked the video yet.

He clicked.

After a second, the page loaded.

"HEY SEXY, LOOKING AT POKEPORN AGAIN? GOD YOU'RE PA-"

Calvin skipped the advertisement as quickly as he could. He'd never seen a Gardevoir in one of those ads before, it was usually just a blonde girl with tits the size of her head. It made sense though - different ads to cater for different types of horny. He wondered how they did the trick of making the Gardevoir talk though, probably just good VFX, he supposed.

After another second, the video loaded properly.

True to the title, it was clearly a POV video, in the point of view of the lucky trainer (or actor) who was probably about to fuck the living daylights out of the Sneasel from the thumbnail.

"Susie, did you break this vase?" came the voice of the male human in the video. Susie, as she was apparently called, rounded the corner and into the view of the camera.

"Snee?" she said with a naughty air of innocence.

"Damn it Susie, I told you to-"

"Okay, how long does this intro go?" Calvin thought, mousing over the timeline to get a preview of the rest of the video. Bingo, about two minutes in was where the video actually started. He thought it was interesting that, even in Pokémon porn videos, they're still filled with a few minutes of Z-tier acting before any penetration occurs.

Calvin clicked to about the four-minute mark, to make sure he was in the thick of the action. He didn't have time to watch a soap-opera, Lexi might be out of the bath soon.

He was greeted with the shocking sight of a thick human cock pumping in and out of a little Sneasel. "Susie" was on her back on a bed, claws curling and grabbing at the bedsheets. Her face was contorted in ecstasy, mouth agape and drooling. The only audio being a mix of the guy's grunts, Susie's high-pitched squeals, and the lewd sound of balls slapping against wet fur.

"Snee! Snee! Snee!" Susie moaned. That human dick was about the width of her forearm, and it was pumping in and out with a steady, rapid rhythm. Susie liked it rough, apparently.

"You stupid little Sneasel-slut," the guy panted between thrusts "this will teach you some manners!"

"Snee-hee-hee!"

Suddenly, his video was interrupted by a very unfortunate source coming from somewhere in the room.

"Snee?"

"Fuck! Oh shit, Lexi!" Calvin nearly jumped out of his skin. He turned to see Lexi standing in the bathroom doorway, looking puzzled back at him. All the while Calvin was furiously trying to hit the keyboard shortcut to close the window. He was fairly certain that she couldn't see the screen too well at this angle, and if she could see it, hopefully she was far enough away to not see any details of what he was watching. "How long have you been standing there?"

Lexi didn't answer, still taking in the sight of Calvin's cock, that he was now trying in vain to cover with his hand. A wry smile and a blush appeared on her face, as she slowly started sauntering over towards the stammering Calvin.

"Look, I was- It's not what it looks like, I mean- I don't know how much you saw, but- Lexi what are you doing?"

Lexi was about a foot away from Calvin, whose cock was still standing to attention.

"Snea-selll~". Calvin had no idea what she said, but that tone worried him.

Lexi gently took Calvin's hand and moved it away from his erect member.

"Lex, we shouldn't"-

"Sel." She said, decisively. The looked up at Calvin's eyes, his expression a mixture of both worry and need, before looking back down at the penis in front of her. Using the blunt bridge of her claw, she slowly, sensually traced from the base of his cock up to the tip. Her touch was cool, but not unpleasantly so. She had managed to collect some of his precum on her claw; as she lifted it away, there was a visible strand of precum connecting the claw and the cock.

"Lexi..." Calvin said, with a hint of a whine in his voice.

Lexi replied by looking him in the eyes again, then slowly lifting her claw to her mouth, purring as she took the claw and licked it slowly.

Calvin nearly bust a nut right then and there from the mere sight. Her motions were deliberate and incredibly hot.

"...Where the hell did you learn to do that?" was all Calvin could think to say.

Lexi gave another wry smile, before slowly reaching to grab Calvin's cock. Calvin was nervous - he'd seen, and on one experience even experienced, how sharp those could be.

"Snee!~" Lexi teased. She started pumping slowly, squeezing Calvin's cock with just the right amount of pressure - enough to squeeze, but not enough to hurt. Just enough to add a little bit of spicy danger to Lexi's lewd act.

"Lexi..." Calvin whined, tensing up under her touch.

Lexi leaned in, making direct eye contact with Calvin as she did so. She opened her little mouth and stuck her tongue out, inching it closer and closer to Calvin's member.

Suddenly, contact. The tip of the Sneasel's tongue met the tip of Calvin's cock. Her breath felt cool on his skin. Not "icy-wind" cool, but cool in a refreshing way. Her tongue swirled around the tip, licking up as much tasty precum as she could collect. She had developed a taste for het trainer, and she couldn't get enough.

Lexi's free claw reached up to the inside of Calvin's thigh for balance. Calvin gingerly, unconsciously took his hand and placed it on her claw, tenderly. He reached his other hand up and gently held Lexi's ear.

"Lexi, please..." he pleaded. Lexi only looked up and gave a wicked smile with her eyes. She leaned forward more, taking the head of his cock in her mouth, suckling it gently.

"Ooohhhh... where the hell did you learn that?" Calvin moaned. His release was coming soon. It had been a few days since he'd last released and her behaviour today was driving him over the edge. The flexing, the presenting, those coy, wanton looks. God, right now, he wanted nothing more than to hilt himself inside that tight, little, blue pussy and have her scream his name... or her name at least.

And his release was coming fast too. She was circling his cock head with her tongue in an absolutely entrancing rhythm. It was all becoming too much for him to handle, it was pleasure like he'd never felt before. That time he had gotten the highest grade in biology class over that smug idiot Aaron Bertrand was good, but could it compare to the hot, wet feel of Sneasel tongue on his dick? Not even close.

He curled his fingers and his toes in anticipation. His breathing and his heart-rate increased, and he could swear that he felt Lexi's increase too. Any second now and...

**DING-DONG~** The front doorbell rang.

Calvin and Lexi jumped, turning in the direction of Calvin's bedroom door. Calvin's cock slipping out of her mouth with an audible pop. "Shit! Fuck!" Calvin hissed. "I completely forgot!"

The doorbell rang again. "Yo Cal, you home? Come on man!". Wesley's muffled voice rang through the house. Lexi turned to face Calvin, her face upset and annoyed.

"I am so sorry". Calvin whispered to Lexi. "Just a sec!" he shouted out to Wesley.

"Snee..." Lexi huffed.

"We'll... talk about this later" he said to Lexi again, standing up, and awkwardly shoving his erect member back into his pants. There was a hint of shame in his voice, and a more-than-subtle tone of regret.

Lexi could only look on with a heavy, disappointed heart as Calvin stood up and headed off to answer the front door. Damn it all... he was so close. She nearly had him, but now? She didn't know what would happen next.

Calvin got to his doorway before turning around to face Lexi again. "Please, don't do any of this stuff with Wesley here. I promise we'll talk about it as soon as he's gone."

After a moment, Lexi nodded. To Calvin, her expression was totally unreadable, whether or not she'd actually behave was to be seen. "Thank you, Lex." And with that Calvin started down the stairs.

To be continued in Part 2.