Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 7

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Howler's Discovery

The ostrich responsible for loading on supplies finally stepped on board and nodded. "then cast away!" the tall bird obeyed amid whoops and cheers from the assembled direct activists, and they were off!

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 89

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 155

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 184

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 58

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 80

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 44

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Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 9

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Sex Education II

"didn't somebody shoot an ostrich?" the dazed hyena asked "i think you mean someone shot the archduke of austria mr peters, although an ostrich would make the story more thrilling" he mocked as the class laughed loudly.

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Late-Night Park Snack

The ostrich wore an all black, all leather set of a jacket, pants, and boots, with a matching zip-up vest that pushed up her large breasts, just an overall biker-esque look.

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Clothes Make a Dobie

We did manage to get down the stairs, with no noticeable number of fanfares or male dancers in top hats and ties and brandishing canes or ostrich feathers, and made our way through the living room and then the sliding doors into the dining room lodged between

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