This is sort of a parody, hence the blatantly ridiculous names :p
if you played morrowind and actually met crassius curio, and had to get naked for him, you'll understand why, haha.
Comedy, Elder Scrolls, Female, Humor, Khajiit, M/F, Male, Parody, Straight, risque
The great crassius curio likes your books?"
"he does. i wrote back to him and he's coming to visit tonight. incognito, to be sure, but he confirmed he's coming!"
"casta..." quill started.
"now quill, i'm sure you don't like his work.
Casta scribonia, Oblivion, Prequel adventure, Quill-weave
"oh, think i'm crassius curio hmm? speaking of, why don't you get a little maid outfit!"
"ooh, 'the kinky khajiit maid' hmm?"
"i was thinking cook, to complement the maid."
"ha! a harem, hmm? working your way through all the races in tamriel?"
Elder Scrolls, Fanfiction, Fantasy, Female, Khajiit, Male, Straight