The Diaper Boys of Droaam: Chapter One
Centuries ago, the Sarlonan island chain of Ohr Kaluun was invaded by crusaders from neighboring Khalesh. Four brothers, desperate to protect their home from the aggressors, conducted a dark eldritch ritual to gain power from the Outer Planes. Each was...
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 5
The beauty of the enforced bottle-feedings lie in its simplicity: we could get the puppies the protein and calories required to build mass, pump up their fluid intakes to ensure their diapers were being filled to capacity, and sneak in any "secret...
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 4
With the diapers now in play, my puppy training plan could truly begin. I decided to give them a bit of time to adjust to their new attire, and the routines that came with it, before introducing anything new, but the adjustment period seemed...
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 3
The solution to "the Humboldt problem", as I'd internally termed it, came to me surprisingly easily. The hard part was explaining it to the other guys in ways that wouldn't give anything away. On Saturday, I'd assembled a meeting for myself, the...
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 2
"Induction Night" is usually a favorite of the upperclassmen Newts: get the new kids drunk and stoned, take them to the basement, and welcome them to the "training" process that would make up a significant chunk of their first year on the team. For...
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 1
From the moment I first laid eyes on him, something seemed off about our new freshman goalie. To be fair, anyone who's played hockey before could tell you that goalies tend to be eccentric individuals, full of secret game-day rituals and odd...
The Cubsitter
From the start, the whole thing seemed a bit off. Your parents had left you home alone countless times; why would you suddenly need a cubsitter again? Sure, you may have had a few friends over the last time you had the place to yourself for a night,...
Roadtripping
"That's it! I've had quite enough out of both of you!" The tigress flicked down the tab on the rearview mirror for emphasis, peering sternly back at you over her sunglasses. "I didn't do anything, Mom!" you protested, setting your Game Boy down in...