Call the Cocksmith
"Garrey's phone, this is Alexis." "Oh! Um, hi Alexis! It's Sleepey. Can I speak to my brother please?" "Nah, sorry lad. Garrey's gone. He stayed over last night and forgot his phone." "Oh..." "He'll probably come pick it up after work...
Parasite
Wyatt tapped his claws on the desk, waiting for the doctor to return with his test results. Hopefully this would be it - he'd get some pills, maybe a routine procedure, everything would be ok again. No more sleepless nights, no more crazy appetite......
Taking the Piss
The taxi pulled up outside Dion's house. He paid up and stepped out, followed closely by his date for the evening - a cute pink bunny named Sleepey. Sleepey took one look at the place and gasped. "Dion, this place is huge!" "Eh," the human...
Orca Dive
You toss another battered fish into the orca's mouth, and from your perch atop his big round belly, you watch it disappear without a trace. There's no gulp, no friction, it simply falls to the back of his well-trained throat, and it's gone. "That's...
The Ass-Egg Conspiracy
Sleepey stopped pouring drinks for a moment and pivoted his ears to make sure he heard right. "You told him I'm the Easter Bunny?" The response from the next room was simple, without a moment's hesitation: "yes." The pink-furred bunny laughed and...