Merry Churisutumasu: Redux Evolution
Chibi Ursa and Helios were very sad. Everyone they knew was dead, and it was Christmas Eve. They sat alone in a café in Siberia. Suddenly a guy with a parka yelling homophobic slurrs came out of the bushes and shot Helios! "No!" cried Chibi Ursa...
Yuletide Prayer
As the others were preoccupied with Christmas activities, Murdoch excused himself. He grabbed a cup of wine, and approached the fireplace. "Brighid, light of the hearth, patron of smiths, reborn in the solstice, please let this be a joyful...
Passion at the Mountains
A lizard cowers in fear. It tooks to the sun for help, but the sun sinks deeper into the range, orange and black contrasting against each other. It has abandoned the faithful. The lizard despairs, and fear leads to anger. It imagines, for a...
Prayer Effect
Roger: Hi friends. This totally awesome dude called Carlos allowed me to use his account to post my holy masterpiece. I am a big fan of our lord Jesus Christ but I lack a proper account because I'm afraid the satanic Hollywood jewish moguls lead by...
Chocolates and Beer Nuts
"For you, my love." They had just arrived at shool, TJ from his mother's car and Sydney from the bus. Onlookers snickered, some even used some colorful slurs, but the otter didn't care. He could be tough, but love made him confident. "Aw,...
The Drama of the Moon
The Drama of the Moon (Lugu Kava in Werer, Andai Bathala Kisotosy in Atratra) is one of the world's oldest texts, found in ornamental script in building bases as early as 7,000 BCE, during the mid Sprout Era. Though some later editions have occured,...
Cuddlemeister
Both Sydney ad TJ went to do some groceries. TJ's parents had insisted but they compromised by baking the cake. The list wasn't that extensive anyways: some chicken salads TJ found particularly pleasing. Humble as he was, even his birthday wasn't that...
Baseball Daydream
Both William and Sam were lounging on the couch, watching Fright Krewe. William had just received a wall carpet from his First Nation, Mamaceqtaw, and though he was invested he couldn't help but be sleepy next to the love of his life. "What's...
Another World's Hell Creek
Mammals Tyrannotherium rex: A twelve meter long, 15 ton heavy gobiconodontid. Napioa piadaph: A grizzly sized gobiconodontid. Napioa leonina A polar bear sized gobiconodontid. Circavelocipterus major: A 2 meter wingspanned volaticothere. ...
Gen Alpha Echo
"Let me skibbidi fortnite cook" Chase said. Leo sighed. "Sleepy joe keep a gyatt head." "But he was right, alphas can fortnite!" screamed Jenna. "And here I thought you were woke" TJ shook his head. "You didn't rizz?" Sydney...
The Day when Placoderms flew
In another world, there wasn't a first tetrapod dragging itself on the mud. Or, if there was, it faded into obscurity. Rather, another group of animals took to the land. And they did it by the air. Somewhere in the mid-Devonian, a placoderm...
Pillow Talk
Zander woke up first, yawning as he stretched himself. He did so gently, to avoid waking up his lover, but had little success as soon Drayden joined him in the world of the awake. "Sorry for waking you up" Zander said, kissing Drayden in the...