A Good Day to Be a Mammal
_65 million years ago_ "I think this rain's just about finished," Drew said. The speaker was a small mammal on a stout branch halfway up a tree. He was hunkered down under an umbrella of leaves, waiting for the last drops of rain to fall. The tree...
How I Learned To Use Distraction and Annoyance Positively
Written By Vexen Have you ever felt it was absolutely necessary to do something that would get you into a medium amount of trouble, like annoying the staying power out of a parasitic con artist? Often your children will know if a temporary resident...
Slag ND7 : Zombie Bite
So here's the last of my random idea for a while, this one I got part from watching : [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfa\_5161x0I&feature=digest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfa_5161x0I&feature=digest) Slag looked at the glitch in the...
My Hero and Me: My Greatest Adventure Ever 1: Fiction or Alive
Note: this is my first story so please don't be harsh. I'm new. Chapter 1: Fiction or Alive I am sitting down in my bed with a Playstation 2 controller in my hand, slowly pushing the buttons and moving the analog stick with Final Fantasy X in...
Straight and Narrow
I actually had _tons_ of fun writing this - I loved the chance to be able to experiment with a first-person unreliable narrator and to be free to use the kind of language that she herself would use: I don't usually use strong language in stories,...
Unintended Intruder - 04
"You're pregnant." The words settled over Abigale like the roof of a collapsing building. "I'm... wha?" "Pregnant," the doctor repeated. "Your blood test confirms it." "Is... that the reason you wanted... Marcy to wait outside?" "It's policy to...
Invaders Must Die!
**Preliminary Disclaimer:** The following story contains some questionable, and potentially offensive material. If you can't take a joke, meaningless opinionated banter or a random drop of the N-bomb... well then... go fuck off and ruin someone...
Half-day in the prison
_ **English is my third language, please correct me if I am using Chinese-style English. Please feel free to comment ^\_^** _ **Half-day in a prison** **"Flone, you****'ll **** be locked here for a week, **** alone, ****" a** **human** **cop said...
Nobody Likes Max III
Author's Note: Sequel to "A Meeting between Emperors", this story will be rated Adult for language. All of my stories will be set in the same universe unless I state otherwise. Hope you all enjoy. Please read and comment. **Royal Palace, Jerk Island...
A Meeting Between Emperors
Max III, emperor of the foxes, was combing the fur on the top of his head for he wanted to look nice for his meeting with the emperor of Jerk Island. He was dressed in his finest green suit, complete with his golden crown. "Do you think he'll finally...
A Case for Mr Mao
Paddy dashed through the streets of London's Siamtown, the tails of his jacket flying out behind him. His flame-red fur stood out among the wheaten coats and seal points of the Siamese, and they turned to watch him as he passed. His flight was...
Suicide is the key to life!
Essentially the rantings of a newly clear headed furry: Suicide. It's the key to life. Dont misunderstand, the meaning of life, I think, is for it to be lived. In christianity, suicide is a sin, why? Because it negates the purpose of life,...