Junior Undercover
_What kind of perverted school still makes girls wear skirts?_ I tugged at the hem of my grey skirt again, but just like before it stubbornly refused to cover anything below my kneecaps. I'd stopped wearing girly clothes like this the minute I...
Chisagi Fore Hire
Chisagi For Hire By CalexTheNeko Zeelo had a small problem. He needed a job. And there weren't many options. Considering he wasn't born to nobility, that pretty much put any desirable job out of reach. Then of course, there was no family business...
Pillow Pouch
Pillow Pouch By CalexTheNeko Annie and Danny were inseparable from the day they were born. This was in a large part because of the fact that they were twins and forced to share a bedroom since the day they were born. Still, they got along, or at...
Jack Hopps Chapter 5 Part 2 of 3 (A Zootopia Story)
Chapter 5 Predator/Prey Love?! Part 2 of 3 Nicole: I'll have another! Bar tender: What flavour? Nicole: Cola. Judy: So how do you know Jack? Nicole paused, looking at her badge she realised it would be awkward explaining the two of them's...
Jack Hopps Chapter 4 Part of 4 (A Zootopia Story)
Chapter 4 Young Love and Young Blood! Part 4 of 4 Jack: Nick! \<cries\> Nick: Just run Jack! The rabbit darts away, instincts kicking in allowing him to escape. Wolf: Well fucking done! I don't think this can get any better! Nicole: Nick, Nick!...
Laughter
There are some calls that shouldn't be answered while taking your daughter to the park, and this is one of them. "Let's get this clear, Toon Central owns everything I did from '89 to '92, but Toon Vision owns everything from '94 to '98, but not the...
The Day I Meet A Hero Chapter Nine
_"There is a small line between a memory and a legend." -Me_ Chapter 9 The breeze is so cold. My muscles are cramping. I wonder if they woke up yet. I hope they will be ok knowing that I am no longer with them. I must find away to keep bad...
Curse To Blessing
Curse To Blessing By Admiral Q based of Chakat Universe By Bernard Doove Shi woke up when the Sunlight hit hir eyes, shi hated it when it did that. But shi did forget to rotate the blinds to block it out. You live after all these years shi...
Poem #75: Tapestry
_Tapestry_ "Unexpected meetings occur in a forest" Is the title of the first painting I look at in the art museum Lined up, in a row, with a bunch Of other paitings done By the same artist. The gallery isn't large, It's actually quite small,...
To Nanna's House or Bust (part 1 of 2)
_This is the third installment of "Amenti and Cubby" and I think this one might run a bit long so I will put a part 2 in soon. I had a (slightly depressing) writer's block for a while but I'm finally ready to get back to writing. The general idea of...
Amenti and Cubby
_ This is a continuation of Amenti and "Cubby's" life together. It is a semi-fiction and I add some aspects of my real life into it. I've decided to just use random parts that I think are exciting enough to post. Hope you like my second story and to...
SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
It's new! It's improved! It's the SPAM you can spray! Despite how you vomit, our SPAM's here to stay! Roadkill tastes better, but WE won't say that--and we'll never tell you it's made from your cat... Decayed Soylent Green™ never tasted so grand,...