SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
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Sorcery.Net
Let's see, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, something from his sister mina, wrestling gamers united newsletter, spam, spam, spam, and spam. another click brought up the message: "heya bro! thought you might be interested in this website here.
Everyone Could Use a Bigger Penis
And don't even get me started on the porn spam. i can't believe how many of these i get... and probably eighty percent of the spam i get is about sex. so today when i sat down to check my email, i wasn't expecting too much new or interesting.
Feline Love in Middle School (what, 5 now)
spam spam spam spam! spam spam spam spam! i have far too much time on my hands these days. i also drink too much coffee... this story is very nasty dirty, and should not be read by anyone!
Tai Blackmailed On Webcam
I laugh a little bit, but decide to spam it at him to see how many dings it takes to get him to do it. 251522\_617: stand up. 251522\_617: stand up. i spam it at him repeatedly, able to hear the dings over his microphone.
Shadow Streams
He laughed once he saw it was already flooded with emote spam including caricatures of himself. the spam wouldn't stop until the stream ended and he was fine with that.
Lovers by Proxy
There were few things more aggravating than spam e-mails, except perhaps for spam e-mails with viruses in them.
Inital Fitting
Being far more reserved about the miracle products that spam the average e-mail box than most users it still came as a surprise to himself when he found one item in particular. it claimed to be the end-all of clothing options.
A New Phase - Chapter 9
spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. damn. nothing interesting. he glanced at alinia's screen and was surprised to see a hand-drawn picture of a midphaser there.
Average No More 1
Once again, his spam-to-actual-e-mail ratio was 100-plus to 0. he selected all the spam e-mails and hovered his cursor over the delete button. suddenly, one of the spam e-mails caught connor's eye.
Reunions
"hmmm...spam...wrong department...new jersey...higginson...what's that old goat up to...hmm..." hmmm...a gmail address...wonder if that was spam...it wasn't advertising penis enlargement on the subject line...
House bats
He searched through the spam folder. nothing. his paw ran over the sent folder and a few.. interesting titles popped up such as "showing off" "check this out" and "just for you heh".