Beware the Jerry

Anyway, here we have the story of a foxyote on a mission! he has a package that he must deliver to an ancient place... a place of crumbling ruins and old lost civilizations. today...

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Post-Transformation Therapy

"i am a foxyote. anyone can see that just by looking!" "so... like a werefoxyote?" "just a foxyote." "but..." the werewolf seemed uneasy. "but you walk on two legs and talk just like me."

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Snow White and the Foxyote Dwarf

"that's foxyote." kickaha bent down and picked up the queen. "squeeeak!" the queen objected, but no more words came out. struggle as she might, she couldn't move or do anything in the foxyote's grasp. she was just a small helpless bunny.

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Life Among The Grass

The foxyote smiled as he saw alex approach. "quite a storm eh?" as he finished wringing the excess water from his cloak and put it back on the foxyote then shook his body to free the water from his fur. "name's kickaha by the way." "alex."

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Mail Order Micros

Calex cried as he took off after the foxyote. "there is no escape!" the general shouted. he was larger and could cover more distance, but the post office was crowded.

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On The Lamb

The foxyote standing right in front of you!" kickaha slammed a paw into his face. "oh." again scott's reaction was subdued. but apparently he knew what a foxyote was now.

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Learning with Foxyotes

She says there's no such thing as a foxyote and there's especially no such thing as a magic foxyote." "but... i do exist..." kickaha replied. he felt personally attacked in an existential manner. "i'm right here!"

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Snep Day

Honestly, the foxyote considered himself lucky that he was just tony's magic teacher rather than his civics. or math. foxyotes weren't very good at math. math was entirely too precise and slow for foxyotes. "fail fast and break things."

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Tales From Switch City: Kickaha's Tale

The teacher was caught off guard by the seemingly sudden appearance of the foxyote. the portly man jumped a full foot back and bumped into the wall when he saw the foxyote. after taking a moment to recover, he finally addressed kickaha.

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Hypnosis Smosis

"foxyote." kickaha provided. "thank you." ambrose replied by instinct then scowled. "you are not a foxyote. feel your body and mind change as you realize the new truth.

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How To Pokemon Go

Seeing how those fancies intersected the real world was part of why the foxyote kept hanging out with him. this time though... nothing seemed to be happening.

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Childish Antics

From his size she guessed the fox or coyote or foxyote or whatever was probably just a kid. "i'm sorry?" deb asked. "were you talking to me?" "sure!" the foxyote smiled. "don't see anyone else around right?

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