The Flatulent Vixen
_ **WARNING: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK BEFORE OR AFTER READING! YOU'LL BE SORRY!** _ _Once Upon A Time, in a land far away,_ _Where the comedy and characters were seldom grey,_ _In a small apartment by the Acme Supplies Store,_ _Lived a silver-coated...
JBIAF: It's The Horny Dead, Robyn And Friends!
JBIAF: IT'S THE HORNY DEAD, ROBYN AND FRIENDS! "Wow..." Declared Vincent, as Robyn Mcclaire the young redhead vixen stepped out of the bathroom wearing a Wonder Woman costume. "You look gorgeous..." "Thank you Vincent..." Replied the young vulpine in...
Serenifi: HELL-O!
SERENIFI: HELL-O! "How'd you know I was gonna buy this?" "Facile. You just know how to turn me on..." Responded Fifi to her wife Serenity, as they left the Acme Halloween Store, with a Wonder Woman costume, and a french maid uniform,...
Miranda Fox: One Night At Freddy's
MIRANDA FOX: ONE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S "YOW! Hey Slick! I think he's got your teeth!" I declared, as I held my new kit with a weasel snout and skunk tail to my breast. "Could it be?" My weasel now-husband immediately rushed downstairs to see our offspring...
Halloween Spectacular Intro
(Cut to a young human man with glasses and a beard emerging from behind a curtain.) How do you do? Seeing how these stories are Halloween-themed, I feel it's necessary to give a word of friendly warning, so you don't go around ranting about how...
JBIAF: Teen Titans... DOH!
(Cut to the blue sky, with a bunch of clouds, as an off-screen choir chants:) JAIL-BAIT, INCEST, AND FURRY... (Cut to a shot of a small town, which then zooms in towards Acme Looniversity, where we see a female husky pup writing "I will not repeat...
JBIAF: There's No Place Like Acme Acres
JBIAF: THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE ACME ACRES "Your turn, Edna." Robyn the 9-year-old redhead vixen stated in a monotone voice, as she rose from the marble floor of her current location in a mansion, allowing another vixen, only a year younger, and with a...
TNPLAA Ending B
Once the light vanished, the 31 young humans were... Impregnated by their partners. Still in the pool. "Uh, Tohn-Oo-Fil? What's up?" (Cut once again to the live-action man, still pouring milk into his glass, which is now overflowing, then...
TNPLAA Ending A
The minute the light vanished, the human girls had disappeared as well, leaving all the guys shooting yogurt at each other. One awkward silence later... "Now what?" Dixie finally broke the silence. The butlers then looked at their respective...
JBIAF: *Insert Chipmunk-Related Pun Here*
"Attention class!" Announced the familiar grey rabbit. "Today, I will introduce, big shock, MORE new students! This time, we have Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor Miller. Now, if you three will please come up to the front of the classroom and say...
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Final Scene
(Cut to Tranquility in the middle of a street, next to a DVD billboard, beginning to sob, before she is suddenly approached by a car.) Male Goat In Black Suit: Are you Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume? Tranquility: Yes. MGIBS: I've got something for...
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 9
(Cut to Tranquility walking down the stairs, while looking at her past self.) 1997 Fifi: Zat was very interesting...Ly bad music zere. Past Tranquility: Well, I didn't know what I was... 1997 Fifi: I hope you don't mind, but Serenity and I are gonna...