024 - Prime pt.07
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -00:15- [a\_somebodyishere] 00:04: Chloe I'm not pissing about, where did you go? [a\_somebodyishere] 00:05: The 2nd party is already on [a\_somebodyishere] 00:05: Like did the bobby catch you? [a\_somebodyishere] 00:06: I'm...
023 - Prime pt.06
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:42- -Okay we're off to party number Undos, says Sawyer who absolutely was about to say Uno but tried to save it in time and failed. -Oh I didn't hear anything about a second party? Asks Butters. -I mean there wasn't but...
022 - Prime pt.05
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -23:03- Butters went to check their phone, to see it had just gone eleven, about a few hours since she had last heard from Chloe or Venus. Butters briefly considered checking up on them both, but found themselves in a delicate...
021 - Prime pt.04
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -20:15- -Gaia wept Butters, Venus Chuckled. We've hardly got here and you're already starting fights! Butters shrugged with a smirk, deciding to take Venus' interpretation of intentionally inviting hostility. Rather then the...
020 - Prime pt.03
-VALENTINES DAY 2011- -19:53- Butters checked the time on their phone and noticed it was Seven to Eight. They were on ale number 3 of 4, taking their time with this bottle cos they know after number four, they might have to interact with another...
019 - Prime pt.02
Butters and their companions were finally in the taxi on their way to the party which gave Butters some time to relax. Which they promptly spent imagining all the worse scenrios happening at once and also what if they died? Like taxi just exploded...
018 - Prime pt.01
-VALENTINES DAY 2010- -19:02- -ESSEX- -6 YEARS PRIOR- Not even 30 minutes ago Butters got the text message from Chloe about tonight's plans: [urfavey\_theyfriend.kiss] 18:19: There's a MONS/HUM co-ed lonely hearts party down...
017 - Oh! Even In The Grave! pt.09
Hahahaha it's been 20 minutes, oh god they all hated Butters this whole time and they ARE going to die alone. Maybe even tonight! Hahaha their mind starts to unhinge, kind of like when your jaw does when you feel like you're gonna chunder? The chunder...
016 - Oh! Even In The Grave! pt.08
Now waiting on two of their compatriots Butters decided to conserve some social energy and just wait for one of 'em to return. Butters lightly circles the rim of their latest pint, grinning from ear to ear. Like fuckin' eeeeellllll, what a great night....
013 - Oh! Even In The Grave! pt.05
-So you're on the pull essentially? Asks Ideas -Not just the pull, fer ta 'sapians specifically? Gor' Probes. -Well when you say like that you make it sound like I'm gonna drag them to mine and skin them for a rug or something. Complains...
012 - Oh! Even In The Grave! pt.04
Dying on a molecular level kind of sort of, then being alright again kind of sort of, in a manner of a seconds is a harrowing ordeal to put it mildly. Gor' and Ideas pop outside for a little while for a smoke, Butters tells them they'll just wait here....
011 - Oh! Even In The Grave! pt.03
Gor and Ideas' presence in the Evermore isn't just a result of happenstance. No, this was the dominion of choice as it is famous among Humans and Monsters alike for its colourful selection of cocktails. For Humans, it's your standard affair, the only...