Mass Retard Effect -Day 1-
Shephard..... The Galaxys finest hero... Is now (rudely interupted by shephard, who is currently shitting his ass off) "Shephard, you are a dumb retard. Get out of this story..." The narrator says, tired of Shephard's constant bullshit. Shephard looks...
Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-
The enemy was....... Master Cheif!? "Ha ha, look at that stupid bweiner Cortana!" MC yelled to his smexy companion Cortana. "Haha Rofl this fgt gon get h1s ass kiked LoL!" Cortana yelled, flailing her arms around more than Elmo does in a whole season...
The Good Die Young - Preface
In it there will be: death people with and without fur no-yiff magic attempts at humor no-yiff violence monsters no-yiff something you could show your grandkids without there being (severe) legal repercussions emo moments if you enjoy at least three of those
Craving
There once was a young lioness named Lily who wanted to try something new, for she had not a care in the world, and nothing else to do. She ventured out one night into the cold embrace of plight, for something was awry. The Eyes that spy, spied that...
Chapter 4: The Gorge
That old question came back up and Akiana asked Walker how would they kill such a thing. He said he didn't know if they could. Leave it to a wolf to tell you something you already know. They pushed ahead towards the entrance of the lands where the...
Alera
Chapter 1 :New to this "Wait,Wait,Wait" Jason said confused. "You're telling me that if we get into this so called "SCANNER" We will be virtualized onto this world where like there are walking furry things?" "Yes I said this like the 5th time...
Unintended Intruder - 10 - EPILOG
"Mr ... McCain?" "Yes Ma'am?" Terry jumped up from his seat as the nurse called his name. "There's been some confusion with the paperwork," the charge nurse told him as she looked at a pair of clipboards. "We have you named as the father of the...
The Furry Dead
The Furry Dead A story by JesterFox Dedicated to all my friends, I love you guys! :) Twigs snapped and leaves crunched as Jester ran through the forest as fast as his legs would take him. The fox looked side to side nervously as he gasped in...
Der Lyrikdrache
(c) Larc Krampfhaft und mit eisern Mine, tippt er auf der Schreibmaschine. Klicken, Scheppern und Gegröhle, hallen leise durch die Höhle. Schreiben wird kaum anerkannt. Ein Münzenbild hängt an der Wand. Kein dekadenter Hort voll Gold. Die...
The Crass Menagerie
"So this is it?" The man was staring up at a blinking neon sign. "Yep. Don't get fooled by the exterior. It's got built in filters. You'll see what I mean once you're inside." "_Can_ I go inside?" "Anyone can. Like that song from The Eagles though,...
The Ballad of the Goat
One would presume The Goat to be a regular, run of the mill goat. But one should be wary of goats, as their intellect far surpasses the one of humans. And this goat is special in its own kind. The Goats is well known for its antics, having broken up a...
POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!
**I will try to keep this terse. This poem has 2 lines of mildly suggestive verse. It also has one weak swear word . In other areas, things may have gotten blurred I admit my style is probably rather unfashionable and simple, but it is what rolls...