Life, Love and Sex as a Pokemon: Fell in love with a charmandress Pt. 2
You should have seen me when I got home. I was singin like a friggin canary. Colt stopped by. Here's what it looked like to him. Im just outta the shower so im butt naked and im spinnin around and singin " SAABBRRIIINNAAAAAAAAAA! I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED SABRINAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WENT ON A SITE CALLED PANDORAAA! ONE CLICK AND THERE'S MUSIC PLAYING.... MUSIC IM DOWNLOADING FOR SAABRIINNAAAAAAA!!!!!" Colt just stood until I collapsed on the floor in front of him with my pants on, panting. ".....hiyas!" he said. I told Colt all about her, her beautiful, skinny body, her tiny, meek voice, her piercing sky-blue eyes. He leaned on the table and just listened.... I really couldn't tell what he was thinking. Was he jealous? Mad? In heat?(woot.) Was he happy? Asleep? You couldn't tell through those little slits for eyes. Eventually I finished and leaned in my chair and sighed. " I think I'm in love again..." I said. I remembered my first 3 times I had sex as a Pokemon. First was with a...gulp... Croconaw. Big dude, relatively nice, too. Yet I was not even level 15 yet, so I was weak. My first time unfortunately was not too far from date rape. I wanted it, but didn't when he started, and neither did he. After that night, I never wanted it up the ass again. THAT aside, my next time was another awful fail. Well, it wasn't at first... met a beautiful Umbreon named Erika. She was cute, sexy, sweet, and best of all, a great talker. She was (yes I know it kinda ties into her species) the best at understanding the darkness in one's life. She was actually the first pokemon I told about my little secret about being human. She accepted it, accepted me, loved me, understood me. And then, one morning, she's gone. Chief Magnezone found her brutally murdered in back of the movie store. He called me up before he called in reinforcements. I couldn't speak, I couldn't smile, couldn't love for months. I was dead. I was a machine that just ate and slept, but every now and then, on my way to a store or before I went to sleep, I'd break down and cry. It was hell. I was in total darkness, without one loving hand to support me. I became desperate. I began shooting up a disgustingly strong black heroine. I got violent and bought an arsenal of guns and knives off the human's black market. Enter my third partner, one night of disgusting sex with a Nidorina whore. I was high, and had a lot of cash after a smuggling job I did with the arms dealers. It was an act of pure insanity. I had become a drugged out, violent, and hatred filled pokemon. A whole year it took me to become me again after I almost died of a heroin overdose. I went into Rehab for both my drug addiction and my violent habits, and came out again healthy and recovered. They never found the killer of Erika. But I let it be, knowing one day, Justice would lead me to it, and I'd be ready. I eventually met Colt, and found love again. I really needed it, too! Eventually, I got my head to come back to the table me and Colt were sitting at. Damnit, Colt was in the same position, and beginning to scare me. Then, a little smile and he pounced on me hugging me. "Ooooh! I'm so happy for ya, Jay!" He said, and I exhaled, relieved. Colt helped me get a outfit on Saturday. A pair of baggy cargo pants, a Band T-shirt I had as a human, and one of Colt's vests that I laughed at at first, then found that when it was on me, matching with the pants, it gave a very cool, nostalgic style that I really like! The best part was the fedora I threw in. I looked like a bad insult to a modern-day mobster. Twas cute! I had a little time before I was to meet Sabrina, so ihad two choices... eat, or... a quick fuck with Colt, who was just coming out of the shower..... I was at the restaurant at 8:00. It was an AWESOME mama papa pizza place. Each slice was about 4 times bigger than my claw. I order the usual, two sausage pizzas with Iced tea. I'm drummin some Slipknot beats with my claws on the table when the bells on the door jingled as the door swung open. I looked to see who it was. " Ah, Christ." I moaned. It was my ex, Billy, the croconaw, except now he was a feraligator. Billy. I whipped my fedora on my head to keep him from noticing me. I listen to him order, keeping as low a profile as I could. Until Papa Probopass got my food. " Ay, Jay, my boy! Bon appétit, kiddo!" And gracefully slid my plate of food in front of me. Billy whipped his head around at the sound of my name. " Ohhhhhhh shhhhhit." I groaned with my face in my claws, seconds later, Billy had me in a bear hug 3 feet off the ground. " HAHAHA! JAY! HOW YOU BEENOL BUDDY!?" "...kkkkkllgghh.." "DUDE I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN ALMOST A YEAR!" "...cant... breathe... " " OOH I COULD JUST HUG YOU FOREVER, MAN!" " klgh! No!.... don't do...that!...klgh..." He put me down and I inhaled desperately. He took his own seat across from me with a huge grin on his face. " So," Billy started " My first question. Why... the FUCK... are you still a sexy little CHARMANDER. HAH! I mean, you were at least level 20 when we were hookin up, right?" " Yeah, guess I never... got around to it." I said sarcastically. " kinda a lot goin on." Billy sighed, "Dude, I know what happened with Erika was bad, but I thought we settl-" "Billy, its not Erika." I said. "I'm seein someone new. In fact, it's my first date with her in..." looked at my watch, " 10 minutes. " Agh, don't tell me your goin heterosexual on me, Jay!" Billy gave me a playful punch to the arm. I felt like he whacked me with a submarine. "Don't you worry, Billy," I replied, sheekly, " Remember Colt from that one party? That abra?" He nodded. I gave him a cheeky look and a thrust of my hips. His enormous jaw dropped. I winked and nodded. "WE GOTTA GET A FUCKIN FOURSOME, MAN!" Billy boomed , then sat back, laughing. I quickly gobbled up a slice of pizza but left the other. Billy kinda made me lose my appetite. " Its been great seein ya, Billy, but I got a lucky lady waitin for me." I nabbed my wrapped up pizza and got up, " lets maybe hang out sometime, eh?" I politely asked. He leaned back and replied with a mischevious smile, " you just wait, I'll show you the FERAL in FERALIGATOR!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah... seeya." I waved to him and he waved back. As I head up the sidewalk to the theatre, I rolled my eyes. This wasn't going to be the last of Billy the Feraligator. But at last, the theatre came into view, and better, under the sidewalk, illuminated by the neon lights of the theatre, stood Sabrina. I popped in a few tic-tacs and walked toward her. Its gonna be a good, good night. ........ oh shit I just quoted BEP and didn't even know it!!!! END OF PRT 2! PRT 3 COMIN UP! SEXY TIME!