Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Fell in Love with a Charmandress Pt. 3

I quickly cup a claw to my face and breathe into it and sniff. Breath, check. Swoop my hair ba- I don't have hair anymore... Cmon, Jay, keep it together... okay, no B.O, no pizza on my shirt, I approach Sabrina. She stands looking around, probably...

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Life, Love and Sex as a Pokemon: Fell in love with a charmandress Pt. 2

You should have seen me when I got home. I was singin like a friggin canary. Colt stopped by. Here's what it looked like to him. Im just outta the shower so im butt naked and im spinnin around and singin " SAABBRRIIINNAAAAAAAAAA! I JUST MET A GIRL...

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Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Fell in Love with a Charmandress Pt. 1

Well, Colt and I were partners now. We agreed however, that we both could have fun with anyone else, and we didn't have any kind of pact with each other. Nonetheless, I love 'im to death and looked forward to the many nights we'd spend together in the...

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Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Abra Pt. 2

I couldn't believe I waited all this time. Here in my arms, cuddling up by me, BOTH of us hard as a rock for each other, and I was still trying to "make it last!" It was time, and Colt, my new beautiful partner-to-be, didn't deserve to need to wait...

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Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Abra Pt. 1

A lot of the Pokemon have asked me why I don't evolve. My strength ratings have me at an estimated level of 39-40. It's a good question. Most charmanders can't WAIT to become a huge, big, powerful charizard. Flying, advanced fire attacks, a bunch of...

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Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Mini-chapter: newly mates

Now me and Sabrina did not by any means consider ourselves "wed" or anything, but we were mates, and that is a very tight bind. However, not tight enough for us to venture off and see other people, I mean, we're mates, there's no way she'd put that in...

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