The Three Series (Pick One)
The Three Series
Written by : G-man and all of his multiple personalities
We walked into the room, and sat down at the first chair of the oval table. To our left and right, three chairs on each side. All of the chairs, (other than the one we were sitting in) were occupied by mirrors. We closed our eyes for a moment, and when I opened them again, The mirrors had been replaced with my split personalities.
On my left side, 002, 004, and 006 were busy streching the stiffness out of their arms, legs, and tails. 003, 005, and 007 were doing the same on my right side. My eyes were drawn to each of them in turn. 002, a beautiful kitsune, but I knew better than to say that to her face, as she liked to show her affection by 'showing off her fire abilities.' In front of her was 003, a stunning water cat, shi knew shi was beautiful, and used that to her advantage. Shi enjoyed going to the pool and tricking all the guys into giving her all their money. Back on the left side was 004, a simple tree spirit, but despite hir attractive apperance, the poor herm was very childish, and would drive off anyone with hir endless questions. Hir partner, surprisingly enough, was 005, an evil earth demoness. She had been known to hijack cars, lock people in windowless rooms, and call every police car, fire truck, ambulance, and pizza restraunt, and send them all to anyone who had managed to annoy her. Don't even think about letting her near the fridge.
Back to the left, 006, a rather dull computer program that had some how gotten into my life. It (I say it because it dosen't have a gender) enjoys staying at the computer, correcting other people's spelling and programing, proof-reading the dictionary, and generally getting on everyone's nerves. It's partner was 007 a wolf of the dark attribute. I honestly don't know much about him, except he enjoyed having it his way. That and Burger King. Go figure...
As I was finishing this examination, 003 surprised me by saying "So?"
"Huh?" I stuttered.
"So, why did you wake us UP!?!" Shouted 002.
"Oh right!" I quickly snapped to attention. " I wanted to know how all of you were coming along on your stories, and which one we should release ... first..." My voice dropped to a timid murmering as everyone glared at me.
"SERIOUSLY, THAT'S IT!?!" Thundered 005 "DAMMIT I'VE GOT SHIT TO BLOW UP!!!
_ "WE HAVE NOT HAD AMPLE TIME TO COMPLETE OUR STORIES." _ Droned 006. "** ENERGY TO THE MAIN MOTIVATORS LOW..."**
"In other words, you just don't want to do it...007, stop staring at me.
007"..."
"Oh nooo..." I muttered, suddnely feeling drowsy. "Your not sup...osed... to......do........thizzzzzzzzzzz"
"001, type down everything we say." commanded 007
"Yes master" I muttered.
"002, explain your story"
"yessir, my story is about how a mad scientest accidently turns our world into a paradise for pokemon, but it does'nt start like that. This group of people who catch this disease are quarentined, but it's not a disease, their nanobots, and they change the group, including the scientest, into pokemon, and then they escape... but that's just the first book... the second one starts 10 years after that."
"Great" said 007, "004, your turn"
"Okay, there's these people, who get teleported onto another world, and it's ,like , a paradise. But its a paradise that circles on sex. lots and lots of sex. There's all these stores that sell these cool stuff, or they transform you, or you can hunt sexy, horny monsters, and get them transformed into cards. Then you can take these cards and use them to battle other hunters." She said this all in one breath.
"Ummmm, okay" 007 says, "My sto-
\ **Beep**
"Oh, our story, is about a young cat herm who lives in a jungle village, and one day, shi and hir best friend stumble on the ruins of a labratory belonging to the ancients. Inside, they find a spirit who says she belongs to the cat herm. Together, they leave the village for some reason or another, and ultimently save their world..."
"And now, I turn to you, readers of this story, and ask you to vote upon the three stories we have laid in front of you. All three will eventually be completed and given to you, but what you pick will decide what will go first.
You choices are
1)Pokemorphs: Virus
2)Planet Orion: The New Species
3)Silver Spirits: Humble Beginnings
And now, I take my leave...