Extreme Butterfly - Poem for Nikkita
#3 of Free Poetry for Others
This was a poem written for Nikkita based on her request on this journal: http://www.sofurry.com/view/390983
Her request was: "WRITE A POEM ABOUT AN EXTREME BUTTERFLY. It's gotta be EXTREEEEEME."
You get what you asked for.
HOLY F##CKING DICK TIT SPRINKLES.
LOOK AT THAT F##CKING BUTTERFLY.
THE MOST EXTREME BUTTERFLY THAT
WOULD KICK ALL OTHER BUTTERFLIES HIGH
INTO THE SKY WITH ITS EXTREME.
SO EXTREME, IT RUNS ON BACON.
IT USES BACON FUEL. SWEET F##K.
THIS EXTREME BUTTERLY'S WAKEN
THE DEAD FROM THEIR SLUMBER WITH ITS
EXTREME FLAPPING WINGS OF JUSTICE.
AND BACON. THIS DAMN BUTTERFLY
WAS MADE EXTREME BY CHUCK NORRIS.
CHUCK. F##KING. NORRIS. YOU HEAR THAT?
THIS BUTTERFLY IS SO EXTREME
THAT MY LITTLE PONY SUCKS ITS
DICK FOR BREAKFAST. WITH WHIPPED CREAM.
CHARLIE SHEEN COULDN'T HANDLE NOT
EVEN ONE HIT OF THIS EXTREME
BUTTERFLY. NOT EVEN ONE. HE
TRIED AND THEN HE DIED. SO EXTREME.