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Jonny Ain't Gay

by

Vaille

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"Ok guyz. Watch this, ok?" the big polar bear said, shoving the ends of the straws into his nostrils. "Gan you do dis, guyz? Huh?" He sniff-snorted. The bear's beer disappeared from the mug. "Ta dah!"

"Holy shit, Kevin, you got like mad shkillz, bro!" the husky exclaimed before taking a swig of his own brew. "You drank that shit through yer nosh!"

Kevin leaned back in his folding chair, triumph plastered across his muzzle. The straws dangled from his nose. With a sweep of his paw, he batted them away. One sailed across his dorm room; the other plopped into his lap. "Daaaaym shtrait, beeeyatch."

"God, you guys are such fuckin' douches," the kangaroo said with a shake of his head and roll of his eyes. "I can't believe I'm wasting a Saturday night with you freaks."

"Sh'up, Joey."

Kevin popped the top off another bottle, filled his stein and drained it in a single gulp. The mug slammed to the table. Cards and coins jumped. "You tell 'im, Jonny."

"I did, Kevin! Joey's jusht mad!" The husky's sky-blue eyes glinted with wild intoxication.

"He's jusht mad he'sh sad n' bad," the bear slurred.

Joey sighed. "Total fucking waste of a Saturday night..."

The big white bear in the tight blue muscle-shirt and obnoxious orange lifting shorts eyed the 'roo. "Oh, like you got shumptin' better you could be doin'?"

Joey was stacking his coins into neat little pyramids of nickels, dimes and quarters. "Hell yeah. I could be doin' this cute little jill right about now. Slam, bam, here's your morning-after pill, Ma'am." With a flick of his finger, he knocked over the stack of quarters.

"I call bullshhhit!" Kevin exclaimed.

Jonny sniffed, the twitch of his nose exaggerated. "I don't jusht call bullshit. I can shmell it!"

"Fuck you. Both of you," the 'roo grumped, tail thumping the floor behind him. "I get more pussy in a week than the two of you get in an entire year. Combined."

"Uh huh. Riiiiight," Kevin said. His thick arms folded across his massive chest. Muscles rippled beneath his heavy coat of white fur. "We get shex, don't we Jonny?"

"Lots of sex."

Joey snorted derisively at the husky. "When was the last time you buried your bone, bro? And by bone, I'm not talking about your chewtoy."

"Hey, shut up about my shew toy, you crappy nerd. I waaaash a pup." Jonny tapped his nose with a claw tip, considering. "Well, there wash thish one time I fucked this--

"You lose. Fucking livestock doesn't count," the 'roo said, cutting off the dog. He turned to the bear. "You?"

"Wait, dosh my paw count?" Jonny interjected. He held up his hand, fingers splayed.

Joey shot him a sharp glance. The thought of that paw, wrapped around Jonny's big, red dogdick and slimed with cum, made him shudder. He shoved it away. "No, your paw doesn't count." His gaze flicked back to Kevin. "So?"

"I dunno," Kevin said with a shrug of his big shoulders. "Last year, me n' Kyle made this zebra stud fuck a bull in the locker room's shower. Kyle shaid he wanted the bull's jizz so he could drink it. He said that bull-juice is full of muschle buildin' protienz or some shit. Kyle didn't want to drink it for real though. He was lyin'. He made that shit up. The zebra paid him to say it. I helped him. That zebra had a huge horse pecker, too. If you'd seen it, you'd have been impressed."

Mouth dropping open, the kangaroo stared flatly at the bear in disbelief. When he finely spoke, his words were slow and measured. "Kevin, that is, without a doubt, the single most fuckin' stupid thing I think I've ever heard anyone say... Not only that, it had absolutely nothing to do with what I asked!"

"Well, ish true!" Kevin replied with a defensive, drunk grin. Against the thick, black curl of his lips, Kevin's incisors looked disconcertingly like small daggers.

"And so is what I just said," Joey retorted.

"Kevin?"

The bear turned to the dog. "Hmm?"

"Wanna have sex? Like right now? Think about it, we'd be getting more shex than Joey tonight," Jonny said, a crooked smirk creeping from one side of his muzzle to the other. He then turned to the 'roo. "Take that, you asshat."

The 'roo blinked. Blinked again. "Uh...Jonny, you realize that Kevin is... you know... straight? And up until about, well, right now, I was kinda sure you were too."

The husky thrust his mug into the air. Froth spilled over its rim, dripping down the side and onto the table. "I want sex!"

"Hell yeah!" Kevin roared. Leaping from his chair, he pounced Jonny without warning. Cards, chips, chairs, the table, Joey - pretty much everything - went momentarily airborne. The husky and bear pawed at one another, stripping away their clothes with frantic urgency. With a tug, Jonny ripped away Kevin's shirt. The bear's underwear, shorts and socks followed. Kevin tugged off Jonny's jeans and tank-top. He flung them. The top landed on the lamp shade; the shorts on Joey's head. The polar bear gawked at the husky's sleek, silver-white, furry frame. The dog had not been wearing underwear. "Woah! You went commando today? Dude, that's like fucking hard!"

"Know what else is hard, bro?" the dog replied, eyeing the naked, white bear's muscular physique.

"What?"

"You!" Jonny's paws shot out, seizing Kevin's junk. Playfully, he rolled the bear's big balls and caressed the sheath, coaxing Kevin's bear-meat from its heavy, fuzzy packaging. The tip peeped out. Then the head. Next, the thick shaft.

"Oh, I shee you!" Jonny said as he rhythmically squeezed and released, squeezed and relased Kevin's large package. The dog's leathery paw pads massaged Kevin in slow, sensual circles.

Kevin peered down at his penis. Black, it stood in stark contrast to the snow white fur of the rest of his body. It was completely hard. The hole glistened. "I shee me too!" He quirked his muzzle. Scratched his chin. "You shure you ain't homo, Jonny, cuz I gotta shay, you are shure damn good at this dick rubbin' shit." With a lean forward, he checked out Jonny's crotch. The dog was sporting a red rocket. A drippy, knotty one at that. Wet spots already dotted the carpet beneath it. "If you ain't gay, you shure as shit should be! Feels real nice. You'd be good at it!"

Jonny giggled twinkishly. "Nah, I ain't gay." He planted a paw against Kevin's chest and nudged the bear back with a lick to his nose. "Work with me here, bro. I really wanna suck yer dick."

Leaning back, the polar bear eagerly rocked onto his haunches, spreading his legs wide. He arched his hips upward as Jonny slid in close. The husky teased down the bear's belly, lightly raking trails into the soft, snow-colored fur with the tips of his claws. The paw trailed lower and lower, combing through Kevin's bushy white pubic fur before gripping the bear's fat, erect member. Jonny sniffed it. Sweet. Licked it. Salty. His tongue flicked the slit. Sweet n' salty. Swilled around it. Salty n' sweet. "This is so awesome!" Jonny barked. Kevin simply shuddered. Slowly, very slowly, the husky took the bear's penis into his muzzle. Kevin pushed. Bear-cock shoved against Jonny's soft palate and tongue, before filling his muzzle. With a hump forward, it tapped the back of the dog's throat. Jonny's nose pressed against Kevin's lower abs, into the downy white treasure-trail there. Eyes closed, the Jonny inhaled. Kevin's musk intoxicated him more than alcohol ever could. Drunk on beer and bear, he started bobbing as he rocked his head side to side, sucking.

Kevin's paws found Jonny's dick. He fiddled with it as the dog sucked him off. Jonny was leaking. Steadily. Grabbing the dog behind the knot, Kevin tugged. Jonny spurted. And tugged again. Jonny gushed, soaking Kevin's arm fur. But Kevin didn't care. He was getting sucked off and it felt nice. He groaned. His dick was hard. Rock hard. And it was in Jonny's muzzle! "Hey Jonny, if we 69'ed, would that be gay?"

With a long, hard suck that made Kevin shudder, the dog drew himself from the polar bear's dick. He licked the tip, then shook his head. Kevin's rigid cock glistened with spit and pre. "Nah, shit ish only gay if we make eye contact," the Jonny answered.

"What if our balls touch?"

"Don't worry about that. That one's old. Besides, our balls ain't gonna touch," the dog replied as he guided the bear onto his side. Swinging his hips around, Jonny positioned himself in front of Kevin so that his swollen, red dogcock hovered a millimeter in front of the bear's muzzle. Jonny twitched it. It tapped Kevin on the nose, wetting him, connecting him to it with a thin, clear strand of sticky dog pre.

With a flick of his tongue, Kevin tasted Jonny for the very first time. "Hrmm. Kinda shalty," he mused. "I dunno if I really like the taste of husky jizz all that--

Jonny drove himself into Kevin's mouth up to the knot. Muzzle fur and whiskers tickled at him, tantalizingly. Clumsily, drunkenly, the polar bear fumbled with Jonny's furry dog balls, half-sucking, half'-bobbing and not really succeeding at either. The growing feeling in Kevin's groin didn't help. The dog used his tongue like a champ. It lathed the divit pitted into the underside of Kevin's dick before swirling around the glans and back to the divit again. And not once, Kevin noticed, did Jonny catch him with his teeth. The husky was great at sucking dick and took pride blowing him.

Kevin wrapped his paws around Jonny's knot again, holding it as he suckled the dog's tip like a teat. He started to bob, rocking his head back and forth, side to side. Slowly, the husky's hips began thrusting, slowly and regularly. They fell into sync. In and out, he slipped into Jonny's muzzle. In and out, Jonny slid into his. At first, the dog's flavor had been off-putting. But then, during one particularly voracious suck that had slathered his tongue with Jonny's pre, Kevin came to a realization: he'd been drinking Pabst's Blue Ribbon Beer! If he could handle the taste of that shit - and he had - he could handle anything, including husky jizz. In fact, the Pabst's had honestly tasted worse. Kevin smiled around the dog's dick.

In Jonny's muzzle, Kevin's penis twitched. Jonny ground his knot against Kevin's lips. They parted. It entered. They closed. Together, in unison, the dog and the bear grunted, snorted and moaned. The glide of their strokes shortened. Hastened. Paws fondled balls, kneaded taints, squeezed here and tickled there. With a thrust, the husky rammed himself home, into the back of Kevin's throat; with a snort and shudder, the polar bear's turgid cock flared, throbbing in Jonny's mouth. It threatened to unload.

The dog and bear hanged there.

Savoring the moment.

At the very edge.

Bodies shaking.

Hearts racing.

Groaning.

Waiting.

And...

...Kevin squirmed in tantric bliss. Bear tongue flitted dog dick. It was enough. Jonny whined. Kevin thrashed. Together, they came, ejaculate filling their muzzles. Squirt after runny squirt of milky husky seed shot down Kevin's throat. Thick ropes of bear jizz creamed Jonny's tongue. They licked and lapped and swallowed, tasting the others's seed. Jonny was indeed salty; Kevin, sweet.

When it was over, they lay among the mess of cards, coins, table and chairs. Cum dribbled from the corners of their mouths. It dripped down their chins.

The polar bear spit out Jonny's dick and rolled onto his back. "Whoa, dude, that was fuckin' awesome," he rumbled. "No one's ever even given it to me that good before. You know how to smoke some mean cock." Kevin furrowed his heavy brow, eyeing Jonny. "You sure yer not homo, dude?"

Jonny sat up, panting. With the back of his paw, he wiped Kevin from his muzzle, then licked it clean. "Nope. No homo, bro."

"Cool."

"I'll tell you what's cool," another voice lilted. "This video..." Joey flipped the cellphone around so the bear and dog could see the screen. On it, they were grunting and groaning as they muzzle-fucked.

Jonny's eyes went wide. "Wait! What?!"

Smiling, Joey hopped from the bed and walked out the door. "This is so goin' on Youtube n' Facebook..."

Kevin shot him a thumbs-up. "Can't wait to see it, dude! It'll be like a souvenir!"

Reaching for his shorts, Jonny rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Kevin."

The big bear grinned. "Ok..."

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