Queen Muz-Ra #1

Story by bluedraggy on SoFurry

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#1 of Queen Muz-Ra

Beginning of Queen Muz-Ra. And really, I think that would count as over-stimulation to put it mildly. More like impalement.


| Author's note: Yup, a new story in the TotK world. NSFW and nastiness abounds as normal. Hide the children!

"Hi Red! Hey, Ubergard and I are going to the Bannered Mare tonight. Want to come along?"

"I don't know Kitty. I'd have to pass Ken and I'd end up all sad and mopey."

"Ken. That's your ex-boyfriend guard fellow right?"

"Yeah, that's him." | | | "The one that..."

"That's married. Yeah. That's the one," Muz-Ra admitted gloomily.

"Well it seems to me you're all sad and mopey anyway. Besides, you can't stay away forever right?" | | | Muz-Ra sighed, "Oh, I suppose you're right. One thing's for sure, I'll never find another boyfriend hanging out here all the time."

"Ok then, it's settled. And hey, maybe Mikael will have a friend he can introduce you to."

"Hope springs eternal!" | | | Later that evening as the three approached the gates of Whiterun...

"Hi Ken," Muz-Ra said halfheartedly as she stepped up to her former lover.

"Hi Red. Looking good as ever!"

"Thanks. You doing ok these days?" | | | "As well as can be expected. I miss you, you know."

"Me too. But you lied to me. I can't forget that."

"I know," Ken said, downcast.

"At least he has the decency to be ashamed," Kitty thought.

"So, can we pass?" | | | "You know, you don't work for H anymore. The rules about beast races really should apply."

"Oh for god's sake, Ken, we ALL used to work there. And really, can you stop with the 'beast race' thing? You're a monkey race yourself, you know!" | | | "Ok, ok! Lighten up Red. But maybe at some point you can ask Bhusaran to talk to the Jarl for you or something to make it official?"

"I will. But for now..."

"Go ahead." | | | After they passed within the gates of Whiterun, Red was angry.

"Aren't you sick of it Kitty? Uber? All this damned 'beast race' stuff I mean?"

"It does get annoying, I must admit. But of all the cities in Skyrim, I think Whiterun is at least the must tolerant."

"But dammit they don't even say that about Orcs!"

"It's the tail I figure," Kitty said, looking at her own admiringly. "They're jealous." | | | "And the snout. They don't like snouts either." Ubergard added.

"Well I can tell you one thing, all the Men I've been with sure like the tail!" Muz-Ra added, perking up a bit to her former self.

"Oh?" Kitty asked, curious.

"Absolutely! Great for prostate stimulation!" | | | "RED! EW! You don't_really_..."

Muz-Ra just looked at her with a mysterious smile. "Maaaaybe..."

"Well, glad you're back to your old self again anyway."

"Excuse me," Ubergard interrupted looking a bit embarrassed, "What's a prostate?" | |