Black Cats Are Bad Luck

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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Here's a side story for another time Doctor Z got an uninvited visitor. I was inspired by a one page comic by CaptainZepto and an episode of the outer limits.


In the Transformation Research Laboratory of Doctor Z, something bad was stirring. Eldert Pasterkamp the black house cat walks innocuously down the halls avoiding people. His small four legged body was a sharp contrast to the large hallways. He taps a paw on the security scanner on the door leading to Doctor Z's room. The door gives a harsh negative beep a few times before the illicit microchip implanted in Eldert's paw cycles through to one it finally recognizes as valid.

The door opens and Eldert carefully walks down the long hallway leading to Doctor Z's self imposed prison cell. Eldert sniffs the floor and can smell faint traces of Doctor Z's blood. The black cat finally reaches the large door at the end of the hall.

Eldert strains his sensitive ears to listen and can hear something moving around behind the door. Eldert uses a back leg to thump on the door. The door cracks open and a glowing purple eye looks around. Eldert pushes inside the cracked door without being invited in.

Doctor Z is surprised by the forwardness of his visitor. The black cat looks around the messy room and says, "Very nice what you have done with the place." Doctor Z demands, "Who are you and how did you get in here?" Eldert jumps up on a table and sits beside a very sharp looking obsidian dagger.

"Don't you recognise your own work?" exclaims Eldert. Doctor Z's impossibly black body was hard to read. The only visible details being one glowing purple eye and pearly white teeth when the doctor talks. Eldert turns his head after a second of staring at the doctor. It always hurt to try to focus on the black hole of light that is the doctor's body.

Doctor Z finally recognizes Eldert and says, "The cat burglar that walks through walls." Eldert smiles and says, "That's me. But I much prefer to use the door." Doctor Z asks, "Why are you here?"

Walking across the table, Eldert looks at a wolf fursuit head laying in the corner. Eldert says, "I heard you have been experimenting with making anthros. I decided to come get an upgrade." Doctor Z's interest is peaked and asks, "You would trust me to alter you like that?" Eldert answers, "No, but I have a plan in place that will be very bad for you if I don't come back in one piece."

Doctor Z points to a book on the table and says with a inhuman smile, "Pick something out of my catalog and I'll send you on your way." Eldert weaves his way to the end of the table and leaps across to the next table like any normal house cat would.

Eldert looks down at the book cover and sees the picture of a anthro Husky wearing nothing but a collar. The book is labeled Ralph Lauren Anthro Fashion 2007. Eldert can't tell if the book is a fake, but the photos of anthros inside are too real to be anything other than genuine.

The black cat flips the book open with a paw and casually looks through the pages. Eldert can't help but get an erection looking at the sexy anthro Tigers, Lions, Leopards, and various house cats modeling designer collars and accessories. Eldert quickly flips past the pages of other species of anthros to focus on the felines. Doctor Z can tell Eldert is getting hot and bothered as the cat struggles to flip pages of the book with his small body.

Looking up at the Doctor, Eldert asks, "Where did you get this book? These creatures are all real?" Doctor Z answers, "The less disappointing subjects of my research visit me and bring me gifts. I'm not sure where it came from, but they are real."

Coming to the end of the book, Eldert flips back a few pages to a picture of a male siberian tiger. Eldert presses his paw to it's white and black body. Doctor Z asks, "Found something you like?" Eldert asks "You can make me look just like him?" Doctor Z studies the picture of a anthro tiger from the waist up. The model is pretending to be laughing and having coffee with an orange female tiger.

Picking up the book, Doctor Z looks at the black housecat and answers, "I can make you look exactly like what's in the picture." Eldert jumps down from the table to walk over to the transformation booth in the corner of the room and hop inside. Doctor Z closes the door and smiles to himself. The Doctor flips through the pages of the book and selects another model.

Finding a picture of something he wanted to try, Doctor Z holds his fingers between the pages and flips between looking at the two creatures. He presses his shadowy black hand on the door. The booth hums to life and the doctor studies the two creatures. With a devious smile the Doctor's only eye glows brighter purple and the light flashes.

Inside the booth, Eldert feels strange. He hasn't had only two legs in a very long time. He waves his hand around the misty booth and is eager to get out to look at himself. He pushes a new hand at the door and Doctor Z holds his inhuman hand out to help his new creation. Eldert quickly grabs Doctor Z's shadowy hand and steps out of the booth.

The mist clears and Eldert looks at his tiger striped arms. Eldert is overjoyed that Doctor Z made him an anthro just like the rumors said he could. Eldert looks down at his feet and yells in surprise, "What the fuck!" From the waist down on Eldert's body is a white and green scaled anthro alligator body.

Eldert grabs his thick alligator tail behind him and looks at Doctor Z in anger. Doctor Z holds out the book and says, "I'm not cruel enough to give you only one half of a body. Some compromises had to be made to finish the bottom half of you." Eldert snatches the book away and realizes the picture only shows the top half of the tigers having coffee. Eldert's mind races with the fact that transformations are semi-permanent and he was dumb enough to be tricked to be stuck like this for a few years.

With tears in his eyes, Eldert asks, "You couldn't have mentioned that before we started?" Doctor Z says, "I could have, but uninvited guests making demands, puts me in a bad mood. You didn't bring me anything of interest or even say please."

Eldert falls to his alligator knees and feels the line of fur around his torso that suddenly changes to scales. He rubs a tiger hand over the slit and asks, "I still have a penis?" Doctor Z shrugs and answers, "Reptiles don't have mammary glands so it's rather hard to tell what gender the one in the book is." Eldert flips through pages to find the alligator.

To Eldert's relief, the gator is wearing a thick masculine black collar with old timey embossing on it. A little curious about his monstrous new body, Eldert inserts a tiger finger in the gator cloaca and feels around for a moment. He gives a shutter as his finger rubs over something and starts pumping against it.

Removing the finger, a penis comes springing out and Eldert gives a sigh of relief. He gives it a squeeze and feels a jolt of pleasure run through his body. Eldert remembers where he is and looks up at Doctor Z's analytical eye. Doctor Z says, "This is very fascinating. Please do continue and let me know if you feel any side effects from the merging.

Having proper hands again was too tempting and not having to bother with clothes for so many years, skews the sense of modesty. Elder begins rubbing the alligator cock against his soft tiger paw pads. Being freshly transformed increases sensitivity in all the nerve endings and Eldert can't help but pump faster and faster.

Eldert is panting like a dog as he strokes his cock. He rubs his other paw through the fur on his chest and squeezes a nipple. The feeling pushes him over the edge and he blasts a load of alligator seed across the floor. Eldert feels double satisfaction at making a mess of the floor and climaxing.

Doctor Z runs a finger through the semen on the floor and puts the finger in his mouth without a second thought. Doctor Z smacks his tongue as he samples the seed in his mouth. With pride the doctor announces, "Your body's stable and the seed is fertile enough to make baby alligators. Well you could, if there where any anthro alligators around."

Doctor Z presses a button and says, "Fang, can you please come escort someone out of the building for me?" A voice answers, "Fang is on vacation." Doctor Z says, "Send someone else then."

Eldert looks down at himself and asks, "What the hell am I supposed to do with this body you gave me?" Doctor Z says, "Maybe get a desk job. You make a great tiger while sitting down."

Doctor Z gestures to the door and says, "Thank you so much for volunteering. As promised you are leaving here in one piece." Eldert knew he was beat and there is nothing the asshole doctor could do to fix him.

Slapping his tail against the tables, Eldert knocks things around as he exit the room. Doctor Z says, "I think I will call you an Allitiger or maybe a Tigator." Eldert swings the door open while giving the doctor the middle finger. Eldert storms down the hall bashing his thick tail against the walls as he goes. At the end of the hall waits Cactus the Cat.

"Oh my! What are you supposed to be?" exclaims Cactus. Eldert replies, "Cactus, it's me, Eldert Pasterkamp." Cactus smiles and says, "Hey Dirt! Good to see you back after all this time." Eldert runs a tiger hand carefully down the porcupine like spines on Cactus's back. Cactus lets out a purr. Not many people are brave enough to touch her.

Eldert regretfully runs his hand through the line of fur around his torso. Eldert says, "It was a mistake coming here." Cactus asks, "What did you do to piss off the doctor?" Eldert answers, "I didn't bring a gift."

Cactus leads Eldert down the hall and asks, "How did you get in anyway?" Eldert answers, "The loading docks." Cactus smiles and says "I think they purposely leave holes in security around there to encourage visitors."

At the loading docks, Cactus says, "I'll distract the guard and you can just slip by." Eldert is a expert at sneaking and stays low in the dark night as Cactus loudly approaches the gatebooth. The guard points a flashlight at Cactus as she approaches. He opens the window and asks, "What do you want Cactus?" Cactus springs up to the windowsill and the guard moves back to not touch the prickly cat.

Cactus says, "I was just checking to make sure you have the latest list of scheduled deliveries for tomorrow." The guard says, "It's all on the computer. You update it and it will be here." Cactus jumps to the desk computer and accidently hits the button to open the chain link gate. The man looks at Cactus in annoyance but dares not reach around the cat to press it again to close it. Cactus sees a pen and hits it with a paw to drop it in the floor.

The guard says, "Do you mind not messing up my desk?" Cactus says, "Sorry, I can't help myself sometimes." The guard reaches down to the floor to pick up the pen and Cactus waves goodbye to her old co-worker. Eldert is surprised how quietly he can run despite being a mismatched freak.

At the car around the block, Eldert's accomplice sees the creature running towards him. He quickly locks the doors and rolls up the window. Eldert says, "It's me jackass." The man says, "What's the password?" Eldert says, "Jimmy, we didn't agree on a password. Open the fucking door."

Jimmy rolls down the window a crack and asks, "What the fuck, dude? You said he could make you an anthro like that possum!" Eldert waves his tiger hands and says, "Life is full of fucking surprises. Now open the goddamn door." Jimmy reluctantly hits the unlock button and Eldert opens the driver door. Eldert orders, "Get in the passenger seat. I'm tired of your shitty driving."

Jimmy walks around the car and sits in the passenger seat. Eldert adjusts the seat and then curls his gator tail towards Jimmy. The tail is more tall than it is wide and Eldert comfortably sits in the driver seat with the tail curled sideways and laying on Jimmy.

Jimmy pets the tail nervously as Eldert starts the car. Eldert presses a gator foot to the gas and they take off. Jimmy says, "Headlights!" Eldert flicks them on and says, "Useless humans can't even see in the dark. It feels good to drive a car again after so many years." Jimmy pokes at the gator tail in his lap and asks, "What the hell happened in there?" Eldert says, "The Genie only granted half my wish. He fucked me over real good."

With nervousness, Jimmy asks, "Can you still use your powers?" Eldert smiles and his blue eyes light up as he glances at Jimmy. Elderd says, "Yeah, but I'm gonna need to come up with a new nickname."