Welcome to Hell

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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New part I have been working on for a while. I tried a new writing process and took a second pass to add lots stuff happening and connecting references within the story. This series is pretty graphic in the violence but how else would hell be?

Remember to vote or comment. Small time writers like me get a huge boost in motivation from that. Criticism welcome too. Can't get better at writing if no one points out what I'm doing wrong.


It was a beautiful death for Chuck Sativa the anthro gray goat. When he is alerted of the nuclear missiles by the phone on his collar, he knows the day of Lord Baphomet's prophecy has arrived. Instead of taking cover as advised, Chuck climbs the stairs of his apartment building to get a better view of the show.

Living in a major city in the United States of America guaranteed Chuck would be among the first to die in the first wave of high value targets. The missile streaks across the sky and explodes directly over the roof of the building. The flash blinds Chuck and he holds his arms up towards the shockwave as he is instantly vaporized.

With his body burnt away, Chuck's soul floats over the pit that was his city. The souls of the million other victims float all around him. Chuck gives a wave to his human friend named Ralph that lived on his floor. Ralph yells out, "Well this was pretty fucked." Chuck says, "Yeah, today was payday."

A booming voice announces, "Please proceed towards the light." The souls of those that have accepted their death begin to rise towards the sun. Ralph says, "Here comes Judgment. I really don't want to review all the dumb things I did in college." Chuck says, "Good luck. I'm skipping Judgement. I can already feel the pull of my Lord Baphomet." Ralph frowns and replies, "That Baphomet cult stuff was real? I thought you were just being edgy." Chuck points to a pentagram materializing in the air below him and says, "Yep." The human starts floating up and says, "I wish you well then. No offense, but I hope we don't meet up again."

Chuck assumes the pose of one hand pointing up and one hand pointing down as he gets sucked into the pentagram.

It takes a moment for his vision to return as Chuck arrives in hell. Chuck takes a look around the stonehenge-like area. Several different goats in medieval armor stand around waiting. The skies are rainbow colored as the boom of another nuclear blast sounds like thunder.

A black goat anthro wearing platemail armor leans against a rock and reads a scroll. The goat looks up and asks, "Charles Sativa?" Chuck answers, "Yes. That's me. Everyone calls me Chuck." The goat states, "Normally, Lord Baphomet would come to meet a follower personally, but as you already know, we are about to be very busy processing the damned." Chuck brags, "Oh, it's no big deal. I already met him once as a kid and I'm sure I'll see him around sometime." The goat taps the scroll and says, "You have been assigned as Gorgo Bayramoglu's new apprentice."

Another black goat with slightly crooked horns walks out from between two rocks and waves, "Hello Chuck! I'm Gorgo." The platemail goat says, "Move it along. The next one is already coming." Chuck quickly steps off the pulsing pentagram. Gorgo guides Chuck away.

Chuck says, "It's nice to meet you Gorgo." Gorgo looks over Chuck's nude gray body and says, "I still can't believe the current fashion trend is collars only. Although, it was pretty common for slaves a few hundred years before that." Gorgo lifts the golden Baphomet medallion hanging from Chuck's collar to examine it.

Gorgo explains, "You'll need this to differentiate you from all the riff raff. You can wear whatever you want, but keep it displayed at all times." Chuck takes his medallion and looks at the stylized Baphomet pentagram. Chuck drops the medallion back to his chest and asks, "Why do I feel so fleshy and gross?" Gorgo answers, "Your soul is now rebonded to a new corporeal representation of yourself. Someone told me a good metaphor that modern people will understand is that it's like having infinite lives in a video game. You will feel all the pain and damage until you die and respawn." Chuck hefts his testicles and asks, "I can feel pleasure as well?" Gorgo replies, "Now isn't the time for that."

Gorgo holds Chuck's goatee and orders, "Show me your tongue." Chuck extends his tongue to reveal the demonic fork cut in it. Gorgo says, "Very nice. You are of a very traditional branch of the Cult of Baphomet. Can you believe humans cut off the tips of their dicks for their faith? I'm glad Baphomet encourages sexual freedom." Chuck agrees, "Oh yes, I've been hosting recruitment orgies at my place for years."

The walk down the hill from the stonehenge is filled with sights taken straight out of a medieval Hieronymus Bosch painting. All manner of deformed creatures torment humans in strange ways. Gorgo says to Chuck, "Don't worry about this weird stuff. They have been at it for thousands of years and it's mainly a tourist attraction at this point."

Gorgo calls out to a two headed dog, "Rip his dick off." The dog stops digging around in the screaming human's intestines and chomps the human's genitals. Chuck watches in fascination as they pass and asks, "Tourists?" Gorgo shrugs and says, "March the damned pass this and they are a lot more cooperative in their own mundane eternal punishment." Chuck says, "It could always be worse. Gotcha."

They finally come to a large stone cave with humans streaming out. Red devils with pitchforks and wings stab the humans to corral them into manageable lines. A black goat in a dirty loincloth sorts humans out of the lines and places metal collars around their necks. A string of chains loop each collar together in a very long line.

Gorgo points to the cave and says, "That's the river Styx in there. Once they get rejected from the gates of heaven they take a boat ride here. Our current task is to take Baphomet's share of them to their eternal torment in his territory." The goat in a loincloth says, "Fuck me sideways, Gorgo. We haven't ever been this backed up. Time dilation has increased ten times past the record level to compensate. This day could last a decade." Gorgo shakes his head in annoyance and says to Chuck, "Looks like we get to take our sweet time. Going to get really boring without anything new coming from the mortal realm. I like seeing new designs on those portable voyeur panels."

Reaching up to his collar, Chuck pulls off his smartphone and says, "You mean phones?" Chuck looks at the screen and doesn't get any reception. Gorgo says, "They don't work as phones down here. So they are voyeur panels."

The loin cloth goat says, "You're getting at least 100 this time." Gorgo pats Chuck and says, "We'll handle this better than the Anubians." The loincloth goat hands the end of the chain to Gorgo.

The despair on the humans at the front of the line is apparent. Most of them stare at pictures of loved ones on their smartphones. Gorgo says, "They are so manageable when they are in their own little worlds."

Gorgo gives the chain a few yanks and says, "I feel like crucifixions today." Gorgo heads to a table to pick up a leather satchel and holds it out to the human at the front of the line. Gorgo snatches the human's phone away and says, "If you do a good job holding the bag, I'll just tie you to your cross instead of a nail through the wrist." The human's eyes go wide and he clutches the heavy bag to his chest. Gorgo says to Chuck, "Got to give them a little motivation."

Gorgo and Chuck guide the line of humans out of the central processing area. Chuck spots only a couple of anthros mixed in the line. Gorgo fiddles with the human's phone as they walk, going through the saved pictures, and finally finds the good stuff. He holds up a picture of a human cock being inserted into the vagina of an indeterminate brown furred anthro. Gorgo states, "As I said, Voyeur Panels. It takes all the fun out of barely getting a glance from a peephole. But then again, I'm sure the humans already get an eyeful if anthros go around undressed like you do." Gorgo tosses the phone at the human and it hits him in the face then lands on top of the bag. Chuck defends himself, "Body shame is for humans. Bare fur is the perfect outfit for any occasion."

The walk past crowded fields of caged and crucified people lasts for twenty minutes until they reach an empty field of dirt. Chuck asks, "Why do I feel so dizzy and lost?" Gorgo states, "Non euclidean geometry. Don't go cutting across the fields thinking it's a shortcut. You are guaranteed to get lost in the haze."

Gorgo grabs the bag away from the first human and slings it over Chuck's shoulder. He holds his hand out and says, "Start handing me crosses. Chuck reaches into the bag and pulls out a miniature cross. Gorgo explains, "Just add water." Gorgo gives the little cross a lick and it expands as he drops it on the ground. The full sized wooden cross lays on the ground and Gorgo yells, "Who wants to go first?"

The hellscape is unnaturally quiet as Gorgo takes a mallet off his belt and hefts it a few times. Gorgo complains, "Resources were already stretched thin. They expect only one person to hold someone down to crucify them? How do you think we can solve this problem?"

Chuck asks, "Do we make them help us?" Gorgo holds out the mallet and bag of nails and says, "You're getting the picture. Second and third in line, hold him down on the cross." The first human in line says, "Where's the rope? You said you would tie me to the cross!" Gorgo says, "Who here thinks he should get the ropes while the rest of you get the nails?" The line is very silent.

Gorgo hands the mallet to Chuck and says, "You have the honor of doing the first one." The nails slide in the wrists way too easily as Chuck pounds them. The humans squeamishly watch.

Of course, the crucified man screams and cries the whole time but Chuck feels no remorse for torturing the human. He knows full heartedly that they are exactly where they belong. Gorgo points to the human's feet and says, "The trick for plantigrades is to cross the feet over themselves and drive the nail through both in one good swing. Chuck asks, "Do I take off their shoes?" Gorgo shrugs and says, "Too much work." The human helpers position the screaming human's feet together. Chuck drives in the nail and manages to fully attach the man to the cross. Gorgo nods approvingly as he untethers the chain from the slave collar and lifts the heavy cross. Its sharp stake pierces the soft ground.

Gorgo and Chuck look up to admire their work for a moment. Chuck says, "One down, ninety-nine to go." Chuck licks a cross and sets it on the ground to grow. The fourth human in line yells, "No fucking way am I going to help you." Gorgo smiles and says, "Number Two and Three. Looks like Four wants to skip ahead of you in line." Glad to at least have a temporary delay in their eternal torment. The two humans kick and punch the fourth into submission and hold him in place on the cross.

After his first, Chuck gets the hang of the process. Gorgo plants the cross and pulls out a dagger. He cuts off all the human's clothes and yells, "The only thing worse for a human than being crucified, is being crucified naked. Lots of grabby creatures wander around out here." Chuck asks, "Why don't we strip them all naked?" Gorgo loudly answers, "Small rewards for cooperating." The humans in the chain give in to cooperating with their own punishments because it could always get slightly worse.

They quickly make it through a dozen humans and only have to skip ahead a few times. The naked humans break up the uniformity of the line of crosses. They finally get to the first anthro in line. A burly Crocodile. His scaled nude body reflects the rainbow lights that have been washing through the sky. There is a certain appeal to his masculine reptile body with a tidy slit hiding his genitals.

Chuck asks, "What are you in for?" The croc answers, "Serial Rapist." The croc takes his turn helping crucify the humans in front of him and says, "You know, lifting these crosses must be tiring. I would be willing to do that part for you." Gorgo smiles and says, "I was waiting for someone to volunteer to help. Of course, it would be an anthro. You have to really be a psychopath to get into hell as an anthro." Humans call out offers to help. Gorgo yells, "Shut up and wait your turns."

The process goes even faster as the strong croc enthusiastically hoists the crosses up to sink into the ground. He really gets into making sure the lines of crosses are straight. Few humans put up more than a token struggle.

After a few dozen more, another anthro comes up. The female wolf does her job silently and then takes her eternal punishment. She cries and grits her teeth as the nails go in her wrists. Gorgo admires the nude crucified wolf and runs his hands through the fur between her breasts. He dances his fingers over her fluffy crotch and says, "Don't worry, everyone loves a wolf. Just don't go accepting the first contract you get from a demon in exchange for being let off your cross." She nods and raises her tear stained muzzle to watch the beautiful colors in the sky.

The croc steps over the wolf to straddle her pinned down form. He strokes his slit as he lowers his body to hers. Gorgo asks, "What are you doing?" The croc answers, "Having sex with her before I stand her up." Gorgo has a look of annoyance and replies, "You were doing so well and now you want to spoil it. Humans, hold him down." The croc manages to knock down several humans still on the chain, as they slide down it to fight the anthro that has been in delight helping their tormentors. Chuck and Gorgo take a step back to watch the fight. The croc is strong, but not stronger than the eight humans that finally pin him down by wrapping sections of the chain around him.

Gorgo draws his dagger and leans into the group to stab him in the heart. The croc ceases to struggle as he bleeds out. Chuck licks a cross and sets it next to the wolf still on the ground. Gorgo guides the humans to drag the croc to the cross and Chuck nails the wrists down. Gorgo says, "Better, double up, on this bastard." Chuck drives another nail a few inches down from the first. It is so much easier to nail down feet without the constant struggle of movement.

Gorgo shows his strength and effortlessly lifts the cross to plant the croc in the row. The wolf speaks for the first time and says, "Thank you." Gorgo runs a hand up her bloody wrist and says, "You'll still have to listen to him when he wakes up." Gorgo sucks her blood off his finger as he thinks for a moment. Gorgo orders Chuck, "Tie his muzzle closed." Chuck knew the shoestring he picked up earlier would be useful and then looks up at the Croc's cross, trying to figure out how to reach his head.

Getting an idea, Chuck points to a bloody human and says, "Step stool." The human resigns himself to get on his hands and knees in front of the croc. Chuck's hooves press into the human's back as he quickly wraps the string around the powerful jaws. Chuck ties the knots tight, not worrying about mortal constraints of cutting off circulation. Thoughts of Gorgo's mercy swirl around in Chuck's head.

With the rapist croc taken care of, attention is refocused on the female wolf. Gorgo lifts her cross up and plants it slightly turned away from the croc. The wolf sobs and cries just like the rest of them as her weight pulls her downwards

Looking at a human that got his arm ripped off in the croc's jaw, Gorgo says, "Sucks to be you." Chuck asks, "What are we going to do with that one?" Gorgo looks at the bloody stump and says, "A reward is in order for such bravery. Let's cage him up." The human uses a piece of his shirt as a tourniquet. Gorgo smiles and says, "It's just going to get infected. But, if he wants to delay his first death of many to come, that's his choice. He will be racked with pain for several days until his body respawns."

Reaching into a pouch, Gorgo pulls out a tiny metal cage. He holds it up and says, "This eternal torment stuff used to be such a slog before miniaturization. He gives the metal cage a lick and it grows to be just big enough for the human to stand in. Gorgo holds the door open and says, "After you." The human carries his arm into the cage with him. Gorgo slams the door shut and it locks itself.

Reaching between the bars, Gorgo yanks the arm away from the human and asks, "Are you going to eat that?" Gorgo takes a bite of the dismembered arm. The humans in the chain line cringe and look away. Gorgo swallows the bite and takes another. He holds the bloody end out and says with his mouth full, "Want a bite." Chuck leans in and takes a small bite of human flesh. He feels energy coursing through his body as he chews.

Chuck gets a second wind and takes charge by calling out, "Next!" The battered humans tiredly slide their slave collars down the chain. Gorgo keeps eating the arm and beams proudly that Chuck took the initiative. Chuck throws out the crosses, barks orders, nails down the humans, and uses his new found strength to heft the crosses up to slide themselves into the ground.

The process goes smoothly until someone calls out, "Chuck! Is that you?" Chuck knew in the back of his mind there was a possibility of meeting someone he knew. To his surprise, it's his human neighbor Ralph. Gorgo throws the mostly eaten arm on the ground and says, "Well this is going to be awkward." Chuck says, "My earthly connections shall not distract me from my duty to Lord Baphomet." Gorgo mimes a flapping mouth with his hand and says, "Who are you trying to impress with that? You're too new here to be that stone cold. You can chat and I'll take care of the next few."

Gorgo grabs a few crosses out of the bag and takes the hammer and bag of nails from Chuck. The other humans slide away from Ralph as Chuck approaches. Chuck trudges through the dirt and looks up and down his soot covered friend. Ralph wipes his hand on his shirt and holds it out for a shake. Chuck looks at his blood covered hands and then grips the human's tight.

Chuck asks the obvious, "Didn't get into heaven, huh Ralph?" Ralph nods and glumly says, "Yeah, I'm not proud of myself. Should have confessed my sins and gone to church more often. You work for Satan now?" Chuck frowns and says, "I work for Lord Baphomet. One of the six factions that govern the nine circles of hell." Ralph nods and says, "Pretty interesting place. Is this really what you wanted out of your afterlife though?" Chuck states, "Yes."

Ralph leans in close and asks, "Any chance you could cut me a break here?" Gorgo lets out a loud snicker and yells, "He'll say anything to get out of this." Ralph asks, "How the hell did he hear us over all the screaming?" Chuck looks at the screaming humans on the lines of crosses and barely hears them. Their faces twist in agony but it's so easy to tune out. Chuck states, "I can't let you go. This needs to be done." Ralph pulls out his wallet from his pocket and says, "I'll give you all my money." Gorgo busts out another laugh and misses his swing. A human howls in pain as their hand turns into a bloody pulp.

Gorgo strikes the nail into the wrist and stands up. He approaches Chuck and asks, "Are we gonna play, Let's Make a Deal with the Devil?" Ralph frowns and asks, "You guys can spare me from this?" Gorgo says, "Of course. Everything in hell is negotiable." Chuck asks, "It is?" Gorgo pulls the human's slave collar and it detaches from the long chain connecting to everyone else's.

Ralph adjusts the metal collar around his neck and asks nervously, "So what are we negotiating for exactly?" Gorgo says, "Everything you have, and I'll save you for last." Ralph says, "Everything I have, and I'll do sex stuff with you for more time after that." Gorgo strokes his goatee and asks, "Everything you have and sex stuff with both of us at the same time?" Ralph nods furiously. Chuck says, "You used to come over to my orgies and have sex with me when we were alive. How would this time be different?" Ralph says, "I don't know. Don't demons like having sex?" Gorgo says, "Please tell me it was doing butt stuff that got you sent to hell!" Ralph exclaims, "No!"

Giving a glance to Chuck, Gorgo states, "Sounds like a bad deal anyway. We could have sex with you regardless of your consent. How about, everything you have, you blow each person left in the chain, and then a big finish with me and Chuck?" Ralph looks horrified at the line of mostly men stretching into the distance. Ralph asks, "What would that get me?" Gorgo answers, "A very full stomach." Some of the humans watching chuckle at the joke. Chuck states, "These negotiations are a farce."

Ralph exclaims, "I'm trying! What do you want, Chuck?" Chuck thinks for a moment and says to Gorgo, "You mentioned contracts to the wolf. What kind of contract can you offer Chuck?" Gorgo asks, "A work contract? Would your friend be willing to commit himself to Lord Baphomet?"

Chuck turns to Ralph and says, "You need to show a commitment to the Cult of Baphomet." Ralph says, "I used to always leave spare change in the offering plate at that little shrine thing in your living room." Chuck says, "A real commitment."

Ralph says, "Yeah, I'll join your cult. Whatever you want!" Gorgo says, "Hey, I like where this is going. How about you draw the pentagram on his forehead, and I'll give him goat legs?" Chuck asks, "You have the power to do that?" Gorgo answers with a grin, "Just a simple tweak of his corporeal form." Chuck asks, "And then we can get back to our duties?" Gorgo waves his mallet around and says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have eternity to get this done. What's your hurry?"

Digging around in a pouch on his belt, Gorgo pulls out a permanent marker. Gorgo says with a smile, "It's a magic magic marker." Gorgo hands it to Chuck and says, "My fur didn't used to be all black you know. It's just so much easier to hide stains with a dark color, ya know?"

Gorgo holds out his hand and says, "I still want everything you have as part of this deal." Ralph hands over all the cash in his wallet. Gorgo pretends the useless paper has value and tucks it away. Gorgo demands, "Keep going. I want everything." Ralph hands over his wallet, keys, and phone. Gorgo examines the little goat keychain that Chuck once gave Ralph. Gorgo demands, "Everything!" Ralph feels his pockets for anything he missed. Ralph says, "I'm not hiding anything in my socks. That's everything I got."

Gorgo orders, "I didn't say everything in your pockets. I said the deal was for everything you have. Now get naked." Ralph looks at Gorgo with a frown and realizes the embarrassment of walking around naked in hell beats being crucified. He slowly takes off his shirt, shoes, socks, and pants. The sweaty feeling of the heat is more bearable without his clothes on, but Ralph feels uncomfortable in a different way now.

Chuck eyes Ralph's slightly chubby underwear clad body and says, "You were never this shy at my orgies." Ralph waves at the crowd of fully dressed humans holding up their phones and says, "Yeah, well, you didn't record the orgies." Gorgo rubs his crotch and says, "Can you feel it, Chuck. The self humiliation radiates a special feeling." Chuck does feel power radiating from Ralph's emotions.

Stepping close, Chuck pulls the lid off the marker and starts drawing a circle on the human's forehead. He fills it in with a pentagram star. Gorgo says, "Now sign your work." Going down to the human's chest, Chuck writes, 'Chuck'. The word looks so barren so he circles a heart around it. Gorgo orders, "Now give me those underwear." Ralph pulls them down and says, "Fine! Here you go! Everyone can see my balls! Laugh all you want but at least I'm not about to be crucified like the rest of you."

Ralph stands naked in hell looking at his friend Chuck. He thinks about how Chuck isn't embarrassed of his body like a human would be. His eyes go down to the goat's thick hair covered crotch. Not much is visible, but he knows exactly what lies under the gray hair. In contrast, the human has sparse body hair that only accentuates his nudity.

Gorgo holds his hand out and Ralph kicks the underwear through the air at him. Gorgo gathers the clothes in a pile and lights them on fire. Ralph exclaims, "Why?" Gorgo answers, "In my experience, you would have just annoyed me by begging and bargaining for them back. I'm practically doing you a favor by burning them." Chuck hugs Ralph and says, "I like seeing you uncovered." Ralph tries not to think too hard about the nude goat rubbing against him. Chuck's hand goes to his butt and another wave of self consciousness washes over Ralph.

Snapping his fingers a few times, Gorgo says, "Now it's time for the permanent commitment to Baphomet." Gorgo places a finger on the pentagram on Ralph's head and asks, "Do you accept Baphomet as your master?" Ralph answers, "Yes."

As soon as the words are spoken, Ralph feels a pain in his legs. Chuck holds him tight as the bones in Ralph's legs reform. The toes disappear and reform into goat hooves. The heel draws up off the ground and black fur grows to cover up to the thigh. The transformation doesn't take long and Ralph tentatively attempts to put weight on his new hooves.

Ralph holds onto Chuck and asks, "Is this what it feels like to be you?" Chuck looks at the hooves that match his own and says, "Yeah. Pretty nice not having to worry about stubbing your toes anymore?" Ralph puts more weight on his legs and says, "This is actually okay. At least my feet don't hurt anymore."

Attempting to walk, Ralph steps back from Chuck and bounces a few times. Chuck laughs as the human's genitals flop around. Gorgo takes the marker from Chuck and says, "Hold your ass still. I need to sign my work. Ralph leans forward on Chuck and Gorgo bends down on one knee to write his name with a heart around it on the human's haunch." Gorgo recaps the marker and says, "You are our slave until you earn your own Baphomet medallion." Chuck leans in and passionately kisses Ralph on the mouth. Chuck's hands rub up and down Ralph's naked body enjoying the free access.

The watching humans sneer and a few yell slurs as the kiss comes to an end. Embarrassment at the public display of affection fills Ralph. He pulls at the only thing he is wearing, the metal slave collar around his neck, and he asks, "If I've joined your side, do I still have to wear this?" Gorgo answers, "Yes. Until you advance from peewee junior trainee, you are a slave."

Gorgo yells out, "These sacks of shit aren't gonna plant themselves. Make yourself useful and hold the bag… What was your name?" Ralph answers, "Ralph." With relief at being spared, Ralph shoulders the bag and holds it over his bare crotch. Ralph passes out the crosses and nails as Chuck continues with his task.

The humans beg and bargain to get the same treatment as Ralph, but their pleas of false sincerity fail to sway anyone. They spew vile insults at Ralph. Ralph looks away and feels guilt at accepting Baphomet as his master. Chuck gives flirting smiles as Ralph passes out the supplies.

Gorgo cuts the clothes off another uncooperative human. Ralph reaches for the scraps with the idea of making a loincloth. Gorgo kicks Ralph in the hand and says, "Slave. You didn't ask permission to touch that." Ralph rubs his hand and asks, "May I touch this guy's stuff?" Gorgo answers, "No." Ralph's butt burns with embarrassment that a way to cover himself was so close, yet denied.

Another anthro nears the front of the line and it is a female fox. The fox is bent over, getting fucked by a human. Gorgo says, "Making the most of your time. We'll get to you soon." Chuck crucifies a few very satisfied looking humans. One of the humans brags to another, "Till death do us part. I didn't think I would be the one to die before I got to fuck other people." Another human says, "Whatever. It doesn't even count as cheating if it's with an animal."

Chuck points his mallet at the human fucking the fox and says, "You have 10 seconds to finish." A power flows out from the words. The human frantically thrusts into the fox as a climax suddenly sneaks up on him. Ralph covers his erection with the bag. Chuck lets his own tip peak free at the fornication spectacle. The human is in ecstasy as his seed mixes with the other men's seed inside her. A long strand of cum drips out of her pussy as the human pulls out and zips up his pants.

The fox looks towards Chuck and Ralph to ask, "Did you two want to go next?" Chuck pats Ralph's butt and says, "No. I have my own." Ralph wonders what kind of sexual performances are in store for him later. He grinds his split goat hooves into the dirt thinking about it.

Gorgo strokes the fox's cheek and orders, "Tell me what you did that was so dark and disgusting to get you sent here." The fox leans in to whisper into Gorgo's ear. Gorgo's smirk only grows. The fox clamps her muzzle shut with both hands and has a look of shock at being magically forced to admit her sins.

Taking a miniature cross, Gorgo pulls out his dagger and whittles the top to a point. He licks it and says, "Upside down crucifixion sounds fitting for that." The fox struggles as the humans behind her in line hold her down. Chuck pounds in the three nails. The fox howls as her cross is stood up.

Ralph asks, "What did she do?" Gorgo reaches his hand towards Ralph and asks, "What did you do?" Ralph jumps back before the hand touches him and says, "I don't need to know."

The time flies by and the end of the line is in sight. Gorgo looks into the distant haze as the chain continues on for a while after the last person. He starts pulling the chain and meets resistance. A large shape moves towards them slowly.

Chuck and Ralph give pause as a non-anthro polar bear is the last on the chain. Gorgo notices and says, "Oh hey, that's a rare sight." Ralph asks, "How does a feral get into hell?" Chuck says, "It's a birth defected anthro." Gorgo nods and says, "It happens. Check that note on its collar." Ralph and Chuck don't move as the bear growls at them.

Gorgo yells at the bear, "Shut up." The bear quiets down and looks them over. Ralph steps closer to reach for the note and trips over his hooves. Ralph falls down in front of the polar bear and curls himself into a protective ball. The bear sniffs at him for a few moments and then goes for the human's butt.

Ralph yelps as the bear's black tongue laps at his butthole. Chuck goes for the note and says, "Nice teamwork distracting the bear for us." Chuck unrolls the parchment and reads, "His name is Paxton. Sins: Manslaughter, Demonic Collusion." Gorgo strokes his goatee and says, "That must be quite the story." Chuck asks, "Do we crucify him or what?" Ralph yells, "Get him off me!" The bear presses a paw on Ralph's back to pin down onto his belly and keeps licking between the cheeks.

Gorgo says, "I kind of want to see what it's going to do first." Chuck says, "The rhyme for bears is: Black fight back. Brown lay down. White say goodnite." Gorgo waves a hand and says, "Besides some emotional trauma, he'll be fine." The bear steps over the human and lines his crotch up to Ralph's saliva covered butthole. Ralph lets out a gasp as a nine inch polar bear cock rams up his butthole. Gorgo says, "Kinky. Looks like some pervert trained Paxton for sex."

The bear isn't gentle as he pumps his hips down into the human. The bear chuffs in pleasure and just as quickly as it began, blasts an orgasm into the human. Gorgo reaches out to pet the bear's head and says, "Paxton, you were just cranky because you were horny. No hands to take care of it yourself." Ralph exclaims, "He couldn't have fucked one of the damned?" Gorgo shakes his head and says, "Maybe, but you're the one who threw himself naked at his feet." Ralph pouts as the bear pulls his cock out.

Gorgo says, "In any case, I don't have the equipment for something like this. How about we go get nachos instead?" Gorgo cuts the chain long enough to loop around back to the collar as reins and hops on the bear's back. Paxton's earthly job was to taxi people around, so he starts walking instinctually. Chuck pulls Ralph up from the dirt and wraps the human's arm over his shoulder. Gorgo orders, "Gather up the rest of the chain and stuff it into the bag."

Moving his goat legs becomes more natural to Ralph as Chuck helps him pull the chain and feed it into the magic bag. Ralph wishes he didn't have the squishy feeling of bear cum leaking out his loose anus as he moves around. The hundreds of feet of metal chain shrinks and weighs next to nothing in the bag as they walk down the line of freshly planted crucifixes. Gorgo is too busy getting the feel of his new mount to help. Chuck volunteers to carry the bag when they finish filling it up.

Gorgo says, "The maneuverability of a hellhound with some extra bulk. Keep doing a good job and I'll keep you around for a while." The polar bear seems to understand and walks proudly forward.

Gorgo starts making several left turns in a row, guiding them in a circle but the hellscape isn't repeating. Ralph is too focused on not tripping over his hooves to notice and Chuck trusts Gorgo's sense of direction.

The goat legs are easier to use now, so Ralph pulls his arm away from Chuck's shoulder. He feels wobbly as soon as the physical contact ends. Ralph snakes his fingers into Chuck's palm and the sense of balance returns. Ralph wonders if Chuck is transferring power to him or it's just the knowledge of having a friend there for him that makes him feel steadier on his hooves. Chuck smiles at Ralph as they hold hands while walking.

They reach a crevice in a solid rock wall where the dirt changes to sand. A bored looking jackal stands guard with a golden spear. The black jackal wears lots of gold bracelets, necklaces, and piercings with a simple white wrap around skirt. Gorgo explains, "This is one of the borders of Baphomet's territory. I know some people, so they let me come and go."

As the group gets closer, Gorgo says, "Sadiki! Good to see you." Sadiki calls out, "Greetings to you Gorgo. Such an awe inspiring creature you ride." Gorgo manages to make Paxton do a 360 and says, "It's no Sphinx, but I make do." Sadiki smiles and looks over at Ralph and Chuck. The Jackal asks, "Is now really the time to be taking some new recruits on a tour of our lands?" Gorgo says, "Haven't you heard? Time dilation is ten times the record level. Today is going to last at least a few decades. Nobody will miss us if we pop off to grab a quick bite to eat at Anubis Alimento." Sadiki waves them into the passage and says, "Very true. But time will only elongate if you procrastinate."

As Ralph passes, Sadiki grabs a handful of his butt and says, "Such pale skin as yours will be ruined if you stay too long." Ralph pushes the hand away and continues through the crevice.

The dark rainbow skies turn into a glaring sun as they make their way through the passage. The wet heat turns dry as they emerge into a hellscape with a very different vibe. The sun slightly hurts everywhere it touches Ralph, except his fur covered legs. Ralph makes his way to the shady side of Paxton's body and feels a bit appreciative that he doesn't have feet that burn in the hot sand with every step.

Ralph asks, "How is this sun not killing you guys?" Chuck shrugs and says, "Perks of working for Baphomet?" Gorgo answers, "Indeed." Ralph complains, "But I agreed to work for Baphomet too!" Gorgo smiles and replies, "Junior trainees like you are not afforded such luxuries. Just try to stand in my shadow." Ralph pouts.

Alongside the path are fields of giant half buried vases with faint screaming coming from them. Chuck says, "The Anubians have such a similar way with torture. Are those filled with flesh eating insects?" Gorgo answers, "Yes." Paxton pants in the heat and increases his pace so each paw pad doesn't stay touching the sand very long. Ralph looks at the dozens of pyramids in the distance and asks, "A lot of pharaohs in hell?" With a chuckle, Gorgo answers, "Almost all of them."

After a few twists and turns, they ascend a large dune. They look down at an ordinary looking rectangle building shaped like a Taco Bell. The sign says, 'Anubis Alimento'. Gorgo explains, "With as well as Baphomet's restaurant does at improving morale, Anubis wanted his own." Paxton recognizes it as somewhere to get out of the hot sun and slides down the sand dune towards it. Chuck doesn't hold onto Ralph tight enough and the human goes rolling down the dune. Having had hooves all his life, Chuck makes a more graceful slide down to the parking lot.

Ralph tries to dust himself off, but the sand sticks to his sweating skin. Chuck uses a hand to dust off Ralph's back and gives the human's bare butt a friendly pat. Ralph looks back at Chuck and the goat just smiles warmly at him.

The parking lot is filled with ancient Egyptian chariots of various designs. Dark skinned humans stand tied to the yokes resigned to their eternal duty. Their clothes are dirty and tattered. A lone camel anthro sits on the curb outside and watches them approach.

Gorgo dismounts and Paxton shakes the sand off of each paw. Gorgo holds the door open and the bear barely manages to squeeze in. Chuck shows Ralph the technique to knock sand out of their hooves and they head inside as well.

The decorations are kitschy but normal enough. Several black jackals turn to stare at Gorgo. Gorgo gives them a wave as he crosses the lobby.

Gorgo reaches the counter and says to the dark skinned human, "One party platter, three small drinks, and maybe a bucket of water for the big fellow?" Paxton flattens himself out against the cool tiles of the floor and enjoys the relief from the heat. Gorgo drops a few coins on the counter to pay. Ralph heads directly to the restroom to wash the sand and dried cum from his butt crack.

Chuck grabs the reins and coaxes Paxton to not lay in front of the entranceway of the restaurant. He settles Paxton into a spot beside a booth and then heads to the restroom to wash his dirty hands. Gorgo sets the bucket of water beside Paxton and the bear slurps it thankfully.

In the restroom, Ralph leans against the sink and washes his butt. He feels a bit of relief from the crusty feeling. He turns to look at himself in the mirror. The metal slave collar around his neck feels heavy and embarrassing. He pumps a handful of liquid soap and scrubs at the pentagram on his forehead. Ralph only manages to get soap in his eyes as he keeps checking the mirror to see that the marker really was magic and didn't even smudge.

A black jackal comes out of a stall and washes his paws in the sink next to Ralph. It's hard not to stare at the muscular dog wearing only golden jewelry and a white skirt around his waist. The jackal looks into the mirror at the wet naked human with pity and leaves. Chuck holds the door open for the leaving Jackal.

Ralph tries making a pose in the mirror and asks Chuck, "What do you think of these legs? They still haven't stopped feeling wrong yet." Chuck says, "I might be biased, but I think they make you look sexy." The water turns red as Chuck starts washing away the flaking dried blood from his hands. Ralph's fingers go to Chuck's name on his chest and he traces around the heart drawing. Ralph asks, "Would you have crucified me?" Chuck pauses and says, "Yes. Baphomet's teachings tell us to harden our emotions to the plight of the damned. They are exactly where they deserve to be and we should be prepared to punish our neighbors, friends, and even family if we have to."

Trying to change the subject, Ralph touches the Gorgo marking on his butt and says, "I think I could live with being part goat if the fur went up to my waist like a satyr." Chuck parts the thick hair on his crotch to show off his testicles and says, "You want a fat set of nuts like mine?" Ralph answers, "Yes. You think Gorgo would go for transforming me more?" Chuck's hand goes to the pentagram on Ralph's forehead and he says, "Probably. But I think you would look cuter with a goat head like Lord Baphomet. I like your human cock just the way it is."

Chuck reaches his hand down to pinch Ralph's penis with two fingers and asks, "Would you like a quick blowjob?" Ralph's cock grows hard in Chuck's grip. The two fingers caressing his shaft feel good. Ralph states, "After the day I've had, it would be nice."

Leaning forward, Chuck kisses Ralph on the mouth. Ralph kisses back as the goat's hand pumps the cock with more purpose. Chuck pushes Ralph to lean back against the sink and gets down to his knees. Ralph's erection is already at full mast as Chuck engulfs it in his mouth.

The familiar sensation relaxes Ralph and his hands instinctively grip Chuck's horns. Chuck vigorously pumps his muzzle into Ralph's crotch. The split tongue grips and slides along the shaft, bringing Ralph to an orgasm in record time. Ralph pulls the horns and grunts as he releases his seed.

Chuck swallows the seed down and slowly pulls off. He looks up at Ralph and says, "You were so fast. Did having sex with Paxton leave you blue balled?" Ralph pushes the goat's face away from his crotch and says, "Can we just not mention that ever happened." Chuck says, "I thought it was kind of sexy. I was envious of you getting to experience such an animalistic form of gratification." Ralph spits back, "Next time the bear gets urges, feel free to raise your tail and jump in." Without any shame, Chuck states, "I will."

Getting to his hooves, Chuck uses the sink to rinse out his mouth. Ralph feels the urge to redress after having had sex. He flicks the metal collar around his neck and says, "Maybe I could find some real clothes somewhere." Chuck rubs his wet hand on Ralph's chest and says, "Baphomet promotes acceptance of body and sexual freedom. Once you lose your body shame, you'll be ready to wear whatever you want."

The thought of being naked until he doesn't care about being naked is daunting to Ralph. Chuck turns away and says, "I'm hungry. Let's go eat."

Ralph feels more embarrassment walking out of the restroom naked. He tries to ignore how obvious it is that everyone is staring at him as he loudly clops his hooves across the floor.

Standing near the counter, Gorgo is waiting for them. Gorgo looks down at Ralph's cock and just smiles knowingly. He holds out the two empty cups and says, "Not what you expected in hell, is it?" Chuck takes one and says, "They have Baja Blast!" Ralph feels a little bit more normal as he fills his cup and sips the soda. He tries to set his hooves down as quietly as possible as he makes his way to their booth.

The party platter tray is done and Gorgo carries it to their booth. Chuck slides further into the booth and pats the seat for Ralph to sit down. Chuck puts his arm around Ralph and pulls him close. Chuck says, "Eating tacos with my best friend in the underworld." Chuck snaps a selfie on his phone with Ralph. The human realizes this is the best possible outcome of his afterlife after getting turned away at the pearly gates.

Ralph's nose smells the metallic stench wafting from Gorgo's cup and he realizes it's blood. The loaded nachos are rapidly disappearing as Gorgo starts stuffing them in his mouth. Chuck asks, "Shouldn't we say grace first?" Gorgo says with his mouth full, "Praise Baphomet. Thank you for this meal." Gorgo keeps stuffing nachos into his mouth.

Ralph unwraps a soft taco and eats it quietly. Paxton lifts his head to sniff at the platter on the table. Ralph grabs a few packets of diablo sauce and squirts them into his half eaten tortilla. He pushes the time bomb into the bear's eager mouth. Paxton chews happily and swallows. The heat takes a few moments to hit. The polar bear waves his drooling tongue and starts chuffing and breathing hard. The water in the bucket sloshes as Paxton tries to relieve the heat in his mouth.

Gorgo says, "You're a natural at eternal torment. Did you want to rape him back, too?" Ralph looks down at his penis and tries to picture himself ramming it into the giant polar bear's tailhole. Ralph says, "I don't think he would hold still for that." Gorgo pulls out a baggie of pills from a pouch on his leather armor and replies, "There are ways around that."

Chuck asks, "Are those roofies?" Gorgo answers, "No, nothing so subtle. This is ecstacy. Enough of these and he'll be ready to party with anyone." Ralph looks around in paranoia before realizing no one cares. Ralph asks, "Where did you get those?" Gorgo answers, "Is it really that surprising that drug dealers go to hell?" Gorgo puts the pills away and says, "Not that I'd let a junior peewee trainee like you have some for free."

Gorgo unwraps a taco and feeds it to Paxton. The bear is suspicious and cautiously eats it. Chuck and Ralph eat their fill of tacos and burritos while Gorgo occasionally passes one to Paxton. The atmosphere of just having a normal lunch puts Ralph at ease.

At the front entrance, a hybrid goat/jackal walks in and yells, "Hey Dad!" Gorgo waves back and says, "Zospo! Come have a seat." Ralph and Chuck both gawk at the black jackal with goat horns and goat hooves as he clops his way over to the table. The hybrid wears just a linen skirt like the other jackals and Ralph wonders if he has a dog dick or goat dick. Zospo felt the presence of his father, so their meeting is not a coincidence.

Gorgo whispers to Ralph and Chuck, "Don't speak unless spoken to." Zospo turns the corner and pauses when he sees the massive polar bear laying on the floor. Gorgo says, "What do you think of my new ride? He probably doesn't bite." Zospo approaches carefully and replies, "He looks so impractical." Gorgo shrugs and says, "As you can see from my present company, I need all the help I can get." Zospo looks over the naked human with goat legs for a second and says, "I can see."

Gorgo stands up and hugs his adult hybrid son. Zospo holds his hand out to let Paxton get his scent. The chains on the collar rattle as they fall on the floor. Gorgo sits back down and says, "Join your dad for lunch." Zospo slides into the booth beside his dad and grabs a burrito.

Chuck takes note of the hybrid's lack of golden jewelry like the other jackals around them. Ralph minds his own business and sits quietly.

Gorgo puts an arm around his son and asks, "How's your mom?" Zospo answers with his mouth full, "She's doing great. She got that promotion." Gorgo smiles and says, "That's good. You can thank your old man for that one. I told Baphomet how special she is and you know how Anubis and him are real close friends." Zospo hugs his dad and says, "Thanks." Zospo stuffs another burrito in his mouth and chews it loudly. They finish off the platter of food quickly. Zospo grabs his dad's cup and gulps down the blood.

Looking between the trainees, Gorgo pulls out Ralph's phone from a pouch and says, "I got you another one of those voyeur boxes you like." Zospo grabs the smartphone and asks, "You didn't steal it did you?" Gorgo answers, "Of course not. It was given to me willingly." Ralph frowns silently. Zospo says, "Cool. Does it have any games?" Gorgo smiles at Ralph and says, "Dunno." Zospo draws patterns on the screen with a finger and it magically unlocks.

Gorgo slides his empty cup towards Ralph and says, "While you are both getting refills, top me up on virgin blood." Ralph begrudgingly takes the cup and slides out of the booth with Chuck.

Once the pair are busy at the drink fountain, Gorgo asks, "Have you considered my offer to come work for Baphomet?" Zospo puts his hand on his dad's and says, "I know you mean well, but I'm okay here with Mom." Gorgo says, "I miss the trouble we used to get up to when you were younger." Zospo pulls his hand away and says, "I take after Mom too much. I have too many urges to conduct myself with the honor and discipline befitting an Anubian." Gorgo says, "Baphomet is all about sex, drugs, and rock and roll. You're right to follow the stronger pull of your dual nature."

Zospo slides out of the booth and pets Paxton on the head. Gorgo follows suit and hugs his son again. Gorgo whispers, "I'll always love you and your mother, even if we can't be together." Zospo hands the chain on Paxton's collar to his father and says, "You should be getting back, Dad."

Ralph hands Gorgo the cup of thick blood. Gorgo guzzles it down and discards it on the tray. Gorgo's mood swings rapidly and he boisterously says, "Let's get back to fucking shit up." Ralph picks up the bag and straps it over his shoulder. It rests over his exposed crotch giving him a modicum of cover. Paxton reluctantly lumbers out the door following Ralph and Chuck.

The humans yoked to chariots, seeing Ralph and Chuck holding drinks, start begging for a sip. Ralph pulls the lid off his drink and fishes out a few small ice cubes. He hands them out. The humans place the ice in their mouths with orgasmic moans. Gorgo says, "You think you are doing them a small kindness, but the memory of the cool refreshing taste of ice will haunt them for several years now." Ralph pulls out an ice cube from his cup and holds it up to the light. He places it in an outreached hand and says, "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." Chuck guzzles down his drink and then hands the cup of ice to a human.

Gorgo wrangles Paxton and orders, "Lay down." Chuck puts a hand on Gorgo's forearm to stop him from getting on and says, "There was something I've always wanted to try." Gorgo asks, "Oh yeah? What's that?" Chuck says, "I want to ride Paxton while Ralph rides me." Ralph looks over at Chuck with surprise. Gorgo smirks and says, "A bareback on a bear's back? Alright, mount up." Chuck straddles Paxton's back and holds out a hand towards Ralph.

Ralph fidgets in place as he looks around at all the watching humans. Gorgo says to Ralph, "Would you rather walk?" Chuck says, "Please? It will be fun." Ralph relents and passes his drink to a human. Gorgo takes the bag and says, "If you fall off, Paxton is mine again." Chuck scoots down the back and pats the spot in front of him. Ralph asks, "How do we even do this?" Chuck says, "Climb on backwards and wrap those pretty hooves around me."

It takes a moment to get situated. Chuck runs his hands on Ralph's furry legs as his sheath presses against the human's hole. The chariot slaves murmur disgust at such a public sexual act. Gorgo grabs Paxton's chain and says, "Let's go." Paxton's movements press the two closer together. Ralph clenches his legs around Chuck and grabs two handfuls of fur behind him as he gets used to the awkward position.

Paxton looks back at what the two are doing as he walks across the parking lot. The burning sun masks the burning embarrassment in Ralph's body. Chuck's goat cock slowly emerges to press into Ralph's clenching pucker. The dune climb out isn't as bad as the descent was. Chuck's cock smears around until a bump finally causes penetration. They both focus on hanging on as the motion of riding mimics thrusting.

The cock slides further and further into Ralph as they get used to the rhythm. Chuck leans forward to kiss Ralph and says, "This is nice. Are you enjoying it too?" Ralph hates to admit his second anal experience of the day feels amazing. He nods his head as his hard cock stands up between them.

Chuck says, "I was afraid the sand would ruin the experience." Ralph closes his burning eyes and leans back a little to enjoy the pleasurable tingle sliding in and out of his anus. Gorgo steps up his pace and says, "Start fucking." Paxton trots along briskly bouncing the two together quickly with each step. Chuck starts moaning as his cock rapidly thrusts into Ralph.

With Chuck being unashamedly vocal, Ralph lets out his own quiet grunts as their flesh slaps together.

After a few minutes at that pace, Chuck announces, "Here I cum!" Ralph watches Chuck's face as the goat raises his head to the sky and grits his teeth with each spurt of cum. A cool feeling of relief fills Ralph's sun baked body. Chuck pants desperately as his spent cock continues to thrust into Ralph.

Chuck says, "Okay. You can slow down now." Gorgo replies, "No. We're at such a good pace." Ralph's butt continues to get pounded as Chuck tries to extract himself. The rough pace makes it hard for Ralph to release the tight grip of his goat legs from around Chuck.

Pushing and pulling at Ralph does no good to dislodge their intimate connection. Ralph is too afraid of falling off to release his grip on either of them. The overstimulation racks Chuck's body. Chuck pleads, "Stop!" Paxton is in a tug of war with Gorgo pulling at the chain around his neck. Ralph turns his head to see the rock wall and says, "We're almost there, Chuck. Just ride it out a little bit longer. Chuck is panting, grunting, and moaning as his cock continues to thrust into Ralph's cum filled hole.

The shadow of the wall is relief to Ralph's eyes. Gorgo finally comes to a stop as they reach the crack. Chuck pushes Ralph away and a torrent of cum pours into the white fur on Paxton's back. Paxton pants and lays down in the cool shadows. Ralph rolls off Paxton and is filled with Chuck's energy. His human cock stands erect with energy but he feels that energy running down the back of his legs. Gorgo pokes the cock with a finger and asks, "Are you saving that for Paxton?" Ralph looks at the bear and answers, "Yes."

Chuck sits down beside Paxton and lays against the panting bear. Gorgo spits on Ralph's cock and says, "I tuckered him out for you." Ralph rubs the saliva over the head of his cock and walks around to the back of the bear.

The sexual charge in his body overcomes Ralph's inhibitions at performing another act of bestiality today. Paxton lays still as Ralph pulls up the polar bear's tail to find the black tailhole nestled in the snow white fur. Ralph works up enough saliva of his own and leans in close to spit right in the center of the dark spot. He positions himself on his knees at just the right angle to line himself up. Paxton gives a tired chuff as the human's cock works its way in.

Ralph feels powerful as he thrusts his hips against the soft white fur. Ralph can't help but pull the little tail as he violates the bear in the same manner that he was violated. The thrill at openly performing a sexual act on a dangerous animal quickly brings Ralph to his climax. He really thrust himself hard to plant his seed. Chuck says, "You really let him have it." Gorgo claps his hands and says, "Well done. It has been a while since I've feasted off such depravity."

Ralph suddenly feels the crusty cum drying on the goat fur of his legs. Ralph asks, "Where is a good place to take a shower?" Gorgo spreads his hands and answers, "There isn't one. You have to learn to live with being covered in soot, dirt, and any number of body fluids."

Between the crack in the mountainous wall peeks the jackal Sadiki. Gorgo says, "Sadiki! Get a load of these two." The jackal walks out with his golden spear and says, "Your depravity knows no end. He is defiling a beast of burden." Ralph quickly pulls out of Paxton's tailhole and uses the white fur to wipe off his dirty dick. Gorgo says, "It's only fair. The beast defiled him first." Sadiki taps his spear against Paxton and says, "Move it along, degenerates."

Gorgo jumps on Paxton's back and says, "Looks like you three have worn out your welcome. Maybe next break we will stop and get gyros from Lord Hades."