Omnipet: Tech Support

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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I realized this story draft has a decent arc and ends in a good spot. I'm posting it to get that dopamine rush of getting votes, favs, and comments. It encourages me knowing someone read my stories. This one is a roller coaster and goes places.


In the far future, jobs are being replaced by genetically engineered anthropomorphic animals. Working as the IT department of a large office building is a black and orange male Gila Monster lizard named Digit, Tech-367. It is a cushy job for a corporate owned omnipet. Digit enjoys fiddling with and troubleshooting computers all day. He sleeps in his workshop next to the server room and its constant hum lets him sleep peacefully every night.

Another day starts early for Digit and he grabs a nutrition bar from a large box on a shelf. He lays in his bed and eats it slowly. Digit stretches his body and finally gets out of his comfortable bed.

Digit gets dressed with his utility belt harness around his thighs, waist, and chest. It's all he ever wore, since the humans enjoyed looking at the beautiful patterns on his bare scale. He sweeps his hand over his exposed slit and pats it, hoping he will get his rocks off a few times today. Being an omnipet isn't all about work, a few of the more adventurous humans in the company use him as stress relief. It wasn't exactly part of his job, but he enjoys being able to please humans in other ways besides fixing their tech.

Looking at the trouble tickets on the comm unit strapped to his forearm, Digit makes his way out of the basement and uses the stairs to ascend into the higher floors of the building. Elevators are only ever to be used when he is transporting equipment to and from his workshop. The exercise pumps him up so he is fully awake by the time he reaches the 10th floor.

Glancing around the sales department, Digit spots the cubicle having trouble and walks towards it. The humans smile at him as he makes his way towards the computer. An average human male peeks over a wall at Digit and says, "Good morning Digit. An I.T.'s work is never finished is it?" Digit glances up at the human and answers, "Morning Mr Johnson. It never is." The human is surprised Digit knows his name since they have never actually talked before.

Digit gets down on his hands and knees to crawl under the desk to check the wires. He can feel the human's gaze still on him, so he raises his tail high to show off his butt.

Mr Johnson ogles for a few more moments before getting back to work. Digit quickly finds the source of the problem and uses a tiny screwdriver to tighten a screw that worked its way loose from temperature fluctuations and vibrations. With the cable reattached firmly, Digit starts the computer and runs a diagnostic program to ensure there aren't any other problems.

Digit spins slowly in the office chair as he waits for the program to finish. The human peeks over the cubicle wall again and asks, "Easy one to solve?" Digit answers, "Yes sir." Mr Johnson looks at the progress bar on the screen and says, "Looks like you have a few free minutes. You should take a break." Digit smiles at the code everyone uses and says, "I might run to the restroom real quick." Mr Johnson smiles back and says, "Me too." Trying not to be completely obvious, Mr Johnson follows after Digit from a distance.

Digit looks at himself in the men's room mirror for a moment and wonders what it is about himself that human's find so attractive. He surmises it's the fact that he's not a human. Mr Johnson locks the door after himself and starts rubbing his hand on the bumpy scales on the Gila Monster's head. Digit asks, "What did you have in mind?" Mr Johnson answers, "A blowjob." Digit gets to his knees and smiles up at the horny human.

The human's hands tremble with excitement as he fumbles with his zipper. Digit notices the wedding ring on the human's left hand. He must have an arrangement that it's not cheating if it's an omnipet. Mr Johnson pulls open his slacks and unbutton his boxers to let his erect penis free. Digit looks at the average sized uncut cock for a moment. He runs a finger along the underside of the shaft and then looks up into the human's face.

Digit states, "If we are doing this. Take a picture and send it to your marriage partner." Mr Johnson has a look of shock and asks, "What?" Digit strokes the cock with two fingers and says, "You are wearing a wedding ring. It wouldn't be right for them to not know about this." The human reluctantly accepts it as the cost of getting a blowjob from the dumb lizard. He pulls his comm out and points it at Digit's face.

Digit licks the human's cock in an exaggerated manner as the comm makes the picture taking noise. Digit looks up expectantly as Mr Johnson sends the picture. Johnson says, "There! Geeze. Why do you give a shit?" Digit says, "I have a conscience."

Not letting the human get any words in, Digit dives in and starts tonguing the cock vigorously. Mr Johnson has to stifle a moan at the pleasant sensation of a forked tongue running circles around the head of his cock. The taste is bland because this human takes showers right before work every morning. Digit would prefer a sweaty musky human cock with some flavor to break up the monotony.

With the tense moment behind them, Mr Johnson places a hand on the back of Digit's head to guide the pace a bit faster. It doesn't take long for Mr Johnson to blow his load in the gila monster's slippery mouth. Digit pushes his muzzle into the human's pubis and swallows the meager offering.

Once the moment has passed, Mr Johnson pushes Digit's mouth away and quickly tucks himself away. Digit flicks a finger against his erect cock and asks, "Do I get a turn?" Mr Johnson looks down at the orange cock in disgust. He quickly exits the restroom, leaving the gila monster on his knees and erect. Most partners have the tack to at least make an excuse not to return the favor.

It only takes a few minutes and splashes of cold water for Digit to calm himself. He doesn't begrudge humans for being selfish. There will be others. Digit pulls at and adjusts the utility harness straps around his naked body. He waves his tail and enjoys the sight of his scaly bare butt in the mirror.

The walk back to the cubical is filled with the smirks of humans knowing what he probably did in the restroom. Digit makes sure to smirk at Mr Johnson as he passes by his cubicle. Digit quickly finishes up and makes his way to the next job.

Going down a few floors, Digit meets Karl the polar bear coming up the stairwell. The big white male bear wears a security jumpsuit. The bear leans over the handrail and listens for anyone else on the stairs before they stop to talk. Karl says, "Digit! Good to see you." Digit responds, "You too. How's your day?" Karl answers, "Already had to escort someone out. They really shouldn't fire people first thing in the morning."

With a shrug, Digit sarcastically says, "Glad we have job security." An omnipet is essentially slave labor. The only cost is providing food and a place to sleep. Karl spits out, "They would replace all the humans here with our kind if it were legal." The laws regarding the jobs an omnipet could be given are strict. Blue collar things like domestic work, manual labor, menial jobs, and skilled trades are common, and exceptions do exist for highly trained professions like doctors.

Digit jokes, "I would have nothing to do if they got rid of all the computer illiterate humans in the company. I just got back from having to plug in a cable." Karl and Digit snicker at their shared insolence. Karl asks, "Want to have lunch together today?" Digit says, "Maybe. I might be holed up in a supply closet, counting hole punches, as I get my hole punched."

Karl leans out to look up and down the long stairwell again and says, "You and your insatiable sex drive." Karl's hand reaches out to rub Digit's lumpy head. Karl starts climbing up the stairs and he turns back to say, "Don't make me have to put in a work order for an unplugged cable to get you to visit my office again." Digit smiles as Karl climbs higher to disappear from sight.

Digit visits the next few tickets to troubleshoot more computers. A woman does give his tail a playful squeeze, but she's much too reserved to follow him into the supply closet when he hints that he needs to go get a zip tie to hold some wires together. Pulling a zip tie from his utility harness, Digit holds it up and smiles at her as he exits the closet. None of the humans seem particularly interested in him this morning, as he waves his tail to draw attention to his butt.

Lunch time rolls around. Digit makes his way down the stairs looking for Karl, since he's had such a dry spell this morning. Karl sits at a desk with his paws kicked up, looking over several giant screens full of security feeds. Seeing the orange gila monster coming towards his office. Karl quickly clears off dirty coffee mugs and candy wrappers to make his office more presentable. The trash is pushed down in the bin right as there is a knock on the door.

Karl opens the door with a smile and says, "Digit, no luck on a lunch break tryst?" Digit trudges in and answers, "No." Karl pets a hand down Digit's back and asks, "So you came down here as a last resort?" Digit looks up and down the polar bear's jumpsuit covered body and says, "Well, you aren't doing anything are you?" Karl pats his belly and says, "Maybe a quickie to work up my appetite, and then we can actually grab lunch."

For the sake of preventing any humans from being embarrassed by walking in on them, Karl reaches around Digit to lock the door. Digit is already tugging at Karl's jumpsuit. Karl lets the reptile unzip the front of his jumpsuit and rub his scaly hands through the soft fur. Digit says, "You know, you don't have to wear this stuffy outfit." Karl says, "I could never. Walking around in my bare fur with everyone staring at my butt. You think I would look good in something as utilitarian as you?"

Karl runs a finger around the strap around Digit's thigh. When the finger gets to the inside of Digit's thigh, Karl raises it up to stroke the reptile's slit. Digit lets out a moan and says, "At the very least, it would make it so much easier to make love." Karl pulls back and playfully does a spin as he slides off the top half of his jumpsuit. The bear lives up to his species with his slightly overweight belly. Karl says, "Such a naughty lizard, seducing the head of security."

Digit reaches out to unbuckle the utility belt holding the jumpsuit around Karl's hips. As the clothing slides lower, it reveals a metal wasteport in the corner of Karl's abdomen. Karl holds his paws over his crotch as the jumpsuit falls down to the floor. Karl asks, "Why do you always want to take off my clothes?" Digit answers, "There is no need to be embarrassed about your body." Karl says, "This is still our secret, right?" Digit moves Karl's paws away from himself to reveal the uninterrupted white fur of his null crotch.

Digit reaches between Karl's leg to stroke the fur where an anus would on an anatomically correct omnipet and says, "Of course! I won't tell anyone there is nothing there to play with." Karl leans forward to kiss Digit. Their tongues intermingle for a few moments as they finger each other. Of course, Karl makes more progress than Digit does. Karl pulls away from the kiss to look down at the gila monster's orange penis starting to poke out of the slit. Karl tries to stuff his jealousy back down into his subconscious mind.

Digit hugs Karl's body and says, "I love your bare fur against my body." Karl reaches his hands under Digit's butt and picks him up. They tilt their heads and press their muzzles together in another passionate kiss. Digit is grinding his cock against the polar bear's belly, working himself up to a full erection. The jingle of all the items in Digit's pouches punctuates each thrust. Karl sets Digit on the desk and smiles down at him. Karl bends his muzzle down to lick the cock like an orangesicle ice cream pop.

Digit is in heaven and grips the fur between the bear's ears to guide him to go faster. His back arches and he wraps his legs around Karl's shoulders. Karl suckles the average sized cock as Digit squirms in pleasure. Digit moans and grunts loudly. The leather harness straps around digit's thighs dig into Karl's neck in a slightly irritating way.

Karl's eyes look over to scan the giant screens showing almost every floor of the building. He watches himself having oral sex with Digit in one of the tiny boxes on the screen. Karl makes a mental note to set the authorization to view a playback of this event to as high of clearance level as possible. They aren't breaking any rules, having a bit of stress relief with each other, but Karl is still reluctant to let anyone else discover his secret of not having any genitals.

It doesn't take very much more before Digit stops thrusting into the warm mouth and curls his toes in ecstasy. Karl drinks down the seed as an appetizer to his impending lunch break. Digit is left panting in bliss. Karl licks his chops and says, "Now that you are satisfied, what did you want for lunch?"

Digit pulls out a wet wipe from a pouch on his hip and says, "There is that asian food automat on the second floor." Karl responds, "Works for me." Digit wipes off his retreating cock and washes any stray seed from around his slit.

Dropping the wipe into the waste basket of candy wrappers, Digit remarks, "Where are you getting so much candy from?" Karl answers, "Someone keeps losing their security badge and they bring me bags of candy, as a bribe, to replace it without reporting their carelessness to their boss." Digit snickers at Karl having vices of his own.

Karl quickly redresses in his security jumpsuit. He pulls off his comm from the utility belt and logs that he is on lunch break. Digit reaches up to adjust the jumpsuit's collar and says, "I still think all this extra clothing is unnecessary. It's more comfortable to just wear the utility belts." Karl says, "Everyone will tease me about not having parts." Digit says, "Ignore them. You are still beautiful without those mammal parts flopping around between your legs." Karl feels a warm blush on his cheeks at the compliment. Digit puts a hand under Karl's chin and gives him a quick kiss.

It's a quick trip to the food vending machine. Digit and Karl sit beside each other on a nearby bench looking out the front windows as they enjoy boxed lunches. From their second story vantage point, they watch humans walk around outside.

Karl savors the fish and says, "Such a shame we only get credit to buy one normal meal per day. It doesn't even roll over if I don't use it." Digit reaches over to squeeze Karl's belly and says, "Doesn't seem like you are starving from eating the nutrition bars." Karl says, "I'm not asking much by wanting more variety."

Digit says, "I sometimes tap into the security feeds. I've watched that janitor, Ding, eat leftovers from the trash when no one is around." Karl frowns and says, "No thanks. I have standards." Karl pauses and asks, "You tap into the security feed?" Digit answers, "It's literally my job to make sure it's working for you." Karl says, "Oh yeah. I haven't really thought about everything you do around here before. What did you do before you were assigned to this building?" Digit answers, "This has been my only assignment. Digit, Tech-367. I was created to be intimately familiar with this building's infrastructure."

Curiosity fills Karl and he asks, "You're from the personality database? From all your quirks, I figured you were a naturally raised omnipet like me." Digit asks, "Quirks?" Karl taps a finger on the leather harness Digit is wearing and says, "I've been around enough to know that that is a sex harness that you've added pouches to." Digit shrugs and says, "I can wear whatever I want and I do love having sex." Karl asks, "What about your unusual species? Why would they go to the extra expense of it?" Digit answers, "It just makes sense if I'm working with sensitive electronics. Clothes and fur cause static electricity." Karl nods and looks out the window while consuming his lunch.

Digit asks, "What about you?" Karl says, "I'm a second generation. All my memories are mine alone. Was raised by my previous owner who passed away suddenly. Of course, the only options available to a big bear like me are security and manual labor. My previous owner did a great job homeschooling me. I managed to ace the intelligence tests, so I avoided the manual labor."

Putting down his finished lunch, Digit says, "For such a smarty, you sure do pull off the himbo act well." Karl smiles and says, "I learned quickly that Humans don't like us when we are smarter than them." Digit says, "They seem to love me being smart. I swoop in, use shortcut key combinations, and start typing in basic command prompts at 180 words per minute." Karl says, "Sounds like they treat you like a trained animal doing tricks for their amusement."

Suddenly, black vans and police cars pull up outside the building. Karl frowns when several humans with guns get out and start advancing on the building. Digit says, "Well that doesn't look good." Karl quickly gets up and sprints towards the stairwell.

There is a ruckus at the security checkpoint as the human's flash their badges and file past. Poppy the calico cat is ignored as she keeps trying to question them, "What is the nature of this visit? Do you have a warrant?"

Karl peeks out the stairwell door as a human orders, "Hold all the elevators at ground floor. No one exits the building." The man in charge points to the stairs and orders, "Someone cover the stairs." Karl lets the door close and backs up away from it. He bumps into Digit.

Digit points down to the basement levels and whispers, "Want to hang out in my room until this all blows over?" Karl is filled with a confusing mix of fear and duty. As quietly as they can, they high tail it down as a man in a black suit pushes open the door to look around the now empty landing.

The hum of the servers tickles Karl's ears when they enter the Gila Monster's room. The large space is crowded with shelves of electronics, wires, and tools. Karl looks through a window at a dark room filled with a wall of blinking lights of all colors.

Karl is beside himself with worry and says, "Patch us into the security feed. I need to know what's happening in our building." Digit drums his fingers on the comm unit strapped to his wrist. A large wall screen turns on to show the men with guns riding up the elevator. Digit makes a good cameraman as he switches to the relevant floor's feed when they get out.

The images on the screen show the owner of the company pulling a handgun out of his desk and firing a few rounds at the men advancing on his office. The human ducks behind his desk and types furiously on his comm. Suddenly, the window to the server room lights up with flying sparks. Digit says, "Son of a bitch!" The screen loses signal and turns off.

Karl sits down on the bed and covers his eyes. Digit looks at the smoke filled server room and says, "He chose the nuclear option." Karl yells, "I hid in the basement instead of running up the stairs. It's my duty to protect the people in this building!" Digit walks over to pat Karl's back and says, "There is nothing you could do to stop this. Obviously, he doesn't want to be taken alive for whatever crimes they came to arrest him for."

Karl's emotions get the better of him as the uncertainty of the situation looms over him. Digit steps between Karl's legs and hugs the sitting polar bear's head into his chest. The sound of Digit's heartbeat drums in Karl's ear. The cool scales and reassuring hand slowly stroking him calms Karl.

The screen suddenly switches back on to show the long hallway outside the server room. Men in suits with guns walk down the hall. Digit says, "I've seen enough episodes of Law & Order to know they are coming for the data on those fried servers. When they see us here, they might think we were under orders to destroy the evidence. They look like the, shoot first, ask questions later, types." Karl knows how disposable they are as omnipets. He looks around futilely for a place to hide.

Digit starts unbuckling his utility belts and says, "I have a plan! Take off your clothes." Without any better idea, Karl strips out of security jumpsuit. Digit stuffs his harness and supplies under his bed. Karl exposes his null body and hands off the jumpsuit for Digit to stuff under the bed. Digit plucks off Karl's comm from the utility belt and drops it on the bed. He slides the rest under the bed. Karl straps his comm to his wrist and asks, "What's the next step in the plan?" Digit says with a smirk. "I dunno. I just wanted to see you naked again."

The locked door handle rattles futilely. Digit turns off the security screen and calls out in an unintelligent voice, "Hello? Is somebody there?" A voice yells back, "Open the door!" Digit says, "Thank goodness someone came! All the computer things started smoking and I don't know what to do!" Digit pushes the nude Karl to the bed and whispers, "Make a sexy pose." Karl lays on his belly and tries to appear unthreatening.

Digit throws open the door and acts surprised by the men with guns. He quickly backs away and asks, "Oh no! What is happening?" The men push into the room. Digit hams it up by stating the obvious, "The computer stuff just broke on its own." The men sigh as they stare into the smoke filled server room.

One man talks into his comm explaining the situation. Digit makes his way to Karl and sits on the bed. The men sneer at Digit as the gila monster's black hand gives Karl's plump butt a reassuring squeeze.

A man hooks his thumb to the door and says, "This is a crime scene. You two need to fuck off." Digit nods his head vigorously and says, "Yes sir. Right away, sir." Digit holds Karl's hand to help him off the bed. Karl frowns at the bed as he is led away from his clothes.

Once outside the room, Digit giggles and says, "Typical Humans. The less we wear, the less intelligent they think we are. My plan did work." Karl holds his paws over his null crotch and says, "That just made a new set of problems." Digit admires Karl's white fur. The bear's forearm is covering the metal wasteport in the corner of his abdomen, so he could be confused as anatomically correct at a glance.

Digit says, "Hey look, I managed to get you to walk around naked like me." Karl regrets trusting Digit's plan.

Karl looks towards the stairwell and says, "How am I going to get up to my room without being seen?" Digit threads his arms under Karl's and presses himself into a hug. Digit rubs Karl's back and says, "You shouldn't care." Karl wraps his arms around Digit's shoulders and notices all the silenced alerts from Poppy on his wrist. Karl sighs and sets his comm back from lunch break.

It starts ringing immediately. Karl puts it up to his ear and says, "I'm here." He pulls it away as Poppy starts shouting at him. Digit holds Karl tight as he talks to Poppy. Digit can overhear words like, fraud and embezzlement being said. Karl replies, "Initiate lockdown then." Digit's comm dings, as he is ordered to return to his room until further notice. Karl ends the call.

Digit knocks on the door to his room. When a human looks out at him, Digit plays dumb and says, "Uh, My comm told me I need to come back to my room." The human says, "Well you can't. Get lost." Digit bemoans, "But where am I supposed to go then?" The human points to Karl and orders, "Go to that one's room then." Digit looks at Karl still covering his empty crotch and says, "Okay." Digit grabs one of Karl's hands and says, "Your room it is then." Karl futilely tries to keep himself covered as Digit pulls him towards the stairs.

At the ground floor landing is the man guarding the stairs. The man questions them, "Where are you two going?" Karl answers, "My room to wait this out." The bored human smirks at Karl's covered crotch and says, "They catch you two fucking in the basement? Where are your work uniforms?" Karl's ears burn with embarrassment. Digit answers, "We left them under my bed in the server room."

Wanting to have a little fun with the creatures that are clearly beneath him, the human says, "You look suspicious. I'll have to search you both to make sure you aren't trying to conceal any evidence." The flimsy excuse to molest them isn't anything they are in any position to argue with.

Digit spins around with his hands up and says, "As you can see, we aren't hiding anything." The man visually inspects the reptile's scales and then grabs Digit's throat. He orders, "Open wide." Digit opens his mouth and lets his long forked tongue wag. The man smirks and says, "Now the other end." Digit leans against the railing and lifts his short tail up high. The human stares at the cloaca and orders, "Bear, insert your finger in this one's slit to check it." Being at the whim of humans isn't anything new to them, so Karl places an index finger at Digit's slit and slides it in all the way. Digit lets out a quiet moan. Karl pulls his finger out and states, "Nothing there."

The malicious human says, "Okay. It's your turn, snowflake." Karl keeps his hands over his crotch as he opens his mouth wide. Karl moves his dark tongue from one side to the other as the human inspects his mouth. The human's eyes go lower and he says, "You haven't stopped covering yourself this entire time. What are you hiding? " Karl puts his hands to his sides to reveal his source of shame. The human looks at the wasteport and then down to the fluffy tuft of fur on Karl's crotch.

With a laugh the human says, "You're embarrassed by that?" The human presses his hand to Karl's pubis and gives it a few squeezes. Karl's embarrassment makes his body feel warm. Karl asks, "Are we free to go to my room now?"

The human is amused at the polar bear's clear discomfort at being nude despite not having anything to hide and orders, "No. Get out there and give a statement to the investigators." Karl frowns even more as the human pushes them towards the exit door. Digit shrugs and holds the door for Karl as the polar bear tries to act casually about being paraded into the lobby naked.

There is a line of human employees waiting to exit the building. Karl casually holds his arms in front of himself as everyone gets a good view of his bare white fur. A couple police officers are logging IDs and taking statements. Karl makes his way behind the security desk and sits down beside Poppy the calico cat with a grumpy expression on his face. Poppy's eyes are wide and she asks, "The whole company is a dumpster fire and you decided you wanted to go streaking with Digit?" Karl looks over the console's flashing red lights of systems going down from the server room's sabotage.

Digit threads his tail between Karl's legs and lays across the bear's soft lap. Karl feels a little better being covered. Digit kicks his feet in the air and says, "I convinced him to try something new." Karl spits out, "More like tricked." Poppy says, "Is that why you were covering yourself? You can't have that weird of a penis can you?" Digit teases, "I promised not to kiss and tell." Poppy looks over Karl's white chest fur with realization and states, "No nipples. You're a Null." Karl rolls his eyes and says, "Don't be going around telling people my secret." Poppy says, "It's no big deal. Ding is null too."

The thought of being compared to the unintelligent janitor that eats out of the trash doesn't sit well with Karl. Poppy says, "Wish you would have just said something about it. People think you spend all that extra time locked in the shower masturbating." Digit rubs against Karl and says, "Is that your secret to having the softest fur?" Karl looks over to Poppy and asks, "Any chance you could go get me my dressing gown from my room?" Digit starts to get up and says, "I'll do it." Karl holds him down to keep himself covered. Karl asks, "Please, Poppy?" Poppy looks over to the guarded elevators and says, "Looks like they aren't going to let anyone go up until they clear the building.

They sit and watch people file past. A few humans stop to say hello, give them candy, and try to pry out information on what is going on. Few say anything about Karl being out of uniform. Karl is left wondering if a barefur omnipet is beneath their notice. It does feel nice having Digit's cool scales pressed against his body. Digit leans back against the armrest and says, "This is going to take forever!" Digit presses his head into Karl's fur and says, "Good thing you are so comfortable."

The mood is quickly ruined when a black body bag is rolled past them. A murmur erupts from the crowd of humans at the speculation of who that is. Digit and Karl give each other a knowing nod. Karl aggressively suckles a hard candy and patiently waits in his office chair.

The crowd finally dies down. A police officer approaches them and asks, "What are you three doing?" Poppy answers, "Security." The policeman eyeballs the naked Karl and Digit. He asks with concern, "Do you have somewhere to go after they clear this place out?" Poppy answers, "We live in this building." The policeman shakes his head and says, "Of course they force you to live here too. We are clearing the whole building of everyone and locking it up." It's hard to hide their frowns at being jobless and homeless.

The policeman says, "It's okay. They are sending the rest of your kind to the Omnipet boarding hotel on the corner of 34th and Garrison." Poppy says, "Great, a spa day. I'll pack a bag." The policeman shakes his head again and says, "Nothing leaves the scene until everything is searched and cleared." Karl exclaims, "We can't get our clothes from our rooms?" The policeman says, "Sorry. Boss's orders. The basics will be provided at the hotel."

From the elevator emerges a man in a suit with the rest of the omnipet employees. Ding the Fruitbat waves at them and yells, "There you guys are!" Ding wears his dark blue sleeveless janitor jumpsuit. The few other Omnipets crowd the security desk to look at the naked Digit and Karl.

A pretty female Jaguar, named Jasmine, smiles down at them and remarks, "Karl, I don't think I've ever seen that much of your fur before." A brown rabbit named Calvin says, "They said not to bring anything, but I didn't think they were going to be that strict." A spotted hyena named Tom whispers, "I filled my pockets with nutrition bars. Was I not supposed to do that?" The cargo pockets on Tom's legs bulge.

The police officer asks the man in the suit, "Is this all of them?" The suited man looks around and mumbles, "Cat, Gila Monster, Polar Bear, Deer, Bat, Wolf, Dingo, Hyena, Leopard, Rabbit." With a nod he answers, "Yes, from the staff records, this should be all of them."

Jasmine looks outside the glass entrance way and asks, "Which van is going to give us a ride to the hotel?" The man in a suit smirks and says, "None. All of you have two legs. Get walking." Digit looks at his wrist comm and says, "I could get us a taxi. I have a few vouchers for when I have to go to the store to pick stuff up." Everyone nods in agreement.

Karl realizes Digit is about to get up and reveal his secret to everyone. Digit kisses Karl on the cheek and whispers in his ear, "Sorry, I didn't think things would escalate like this." Karl decides to just rip the bandaid off now, since there is no way he could make it to a set of clothes without his secret getting revealed. Digit slowly sets his feet on the ground and stands up.

There is a stern expression on Karl's face as everyone stares at the naked polar bear's waste port and fluffy null crotch. Karl keeps his legs spread and arms on the armrests waiting for the first one of them to speak. Ding breaks the silence by exclaiming, "Hey, I thought you had a penis!" Karl stands and yells, "Laugh it up."

Everyone looks away awkwardly and whispers to each other. Jasmine the leopard says, "It's no big deal, Karl. This does explain all your pajamas, dressing gowns, and bathrobes though." Karl has seen everyone else naked in the omnipet dorms since most of them don't own any clothes besides their provided work jumpsuits.

Calvin the rabbit says, "I'm sorry for waving my balls at you all those times." Wendy the Dingo whispers to Poppy, "Why was he naked, if he didn't want anyone to know about this?" Poppy shrugs back.

Digit drums on his comm with his fingers and tries to divert the conversation away from Karl by saying, "I ordered a shuttle bus." Karl picks up the handful of candy he's collected on his desk and stuffs it into Poppy's pocket. He leads the way to the door, so at least they won't be staring at his crotch anymore. The police officer escorts the group of ten omnipets outside.

Karl doesn't like the way his bare body fur feels in the slight breeze of the city. Digit grabs onto Karl's hand and leads him to the spot he specified for pickup. Digit asks, "Are you mad at me?" Karl says, "Yes. Your little prank has spiraled out of control. You don't understand how humiliating it is for them to know. They won't treat me the same anymore." Digit asks, "Then how about I make it up to you?" Karl looks into Digit's eyes and asks, "How would you do that?" Digit smiles and says, "I'll give you lots of massages?" Karl rolls his eyes and says, "That might be a start." Digit has hope for Karl to forgive him when the polar bear reaches down to squeeze his black and orange butt.

The autonomous shuttle bus pulls up outside and they all climb inside. The police officer gives them one last apologetic look as they take off. Ding looks at his comm and says, "This hotel thing looks awesome. They have a food buffet for every meal." Tom leans over to look at Ding's comm and says, "I feel kind of silly bringing all these nutrition bars." Wendy says, "And a pool. I've never been swimming before." Karl says, "Such a shame I didn't bring a swimsuit."

Most of them mistake Karl's statement as a joke and laugh at the ridiculous assertion, since Omnipets generally don't wear them to go swimming. Digit rubs a hand on Karl's knee and says, "I'm sure we can find you something to wear when we get there."

After a few kilometers they pull up outside the hotel. The building looks nice enough. The group goes inside to check in. Omnipets of every variety are walking around in various states of dress without a single human in sight.

The dog at the front desk greets them, "I heard you were coming! Welcome to your vacation." Everyone takes a turn waving their implanted microchips on the scanner. The concierge assigns them five double bed rooms and says, "I'll let you decide how to split them up." Digit quickly says, "I'm in Karl's room." Tom the hyena looks at Ding the bat and says, "You and me?" Ding smiles and pulls Tom's hand excitedly. Wendy the Dingo grabs Poppy's hand and says, "Some girl time?" Poppy shrugs and says, "Okay."

The Deer, Wolf, Rabbit and Leopard are left looking at each other. The species line doesn't mean anything as the deer and wolf walk off together. Calvin the rabbit and Jasmine the Leopard look at each other. Jasmine smiles at Calvin and says, "You better not snore." Calvin says, "You better not snore either."

Karl asks the concierge, "Anywhere to get a change of clothes?" The dog points to a door across the lobby and says, "Casual attire is provided over there. Help yourself." It's Karl's turn to pull Digit along in excitement.

The room is filled with mass produced clothes in every size. Karl is excited by the choices. He picks out a pair of khaki canvas shorts in his size and slides them up his legs. The relief of his discomfort is immediately gone as he adjusts the side straps to tighten the shorts around his waist. Karl's little white tail waves happily out of the adjustable tailhole in the back.

Karl's fingers dance over a rack of shirts and he picks out a white T-shirt. Karl slides it over his head and tucks it into his shorts. Digit looks at him and says, "I don't see the appeal." Karl smiles deviously and says, "You will. What size are you?" Digit says, "No way. I'm fine the way I am." Karl holds up a frilly white blouse and says, "You owe me. Besides, I think you could pull off this look." Digit pokes his arms into the sleeves and says, "Well I'm taking it off as soon as I'm out of your sight." Karl says, "I guess I'm going to have to stick with you like glue."

Karl pulls the frilly shirt down over Digit's head. The sheer fabric of the quarter sleeves still lets him show off the orange markings running up his arms. Karl looks over a rack of shorts and finds a pair of artificial leather booty shorts. Karl unfastens the tail hole to about Digit's size and holds them up with a smile.

Digit snatches the shorts away and threads his legs and tail into the three holes. Karl pulls a few adjustment straps and admires how much sexier Digit is now. Digit makes a few poses in the mirror and asks, "Am I supposed to be embarrassed by wearing feminine clothing?" Karl says, "They look good on you." Digit's eyes fall on another door marked, adults only. Digit asks, "Maybe there is something in there to interest you?"

Karl opens the door and blushes at the shelves of sex toys and gear. Dildos of all shapes and sizes line a shelf. Digit peeks in behind Karl and says, "Neat." The gila monster's tail swishes as he slides past the shocked polar bear.

The choices are vast but Digit knows what he wants. He selects an average sized humanoid black dildo and gives it a squeeze. The high tech material is squishy in just the right way. Digit holds the attached balls out to Karl and says, "Feel how realistic they are." Karl reluctantly fondles the dildo's balls and says, "I wouldn't know."

Digit grabs a white strap-on harness and says, "To match your fur. Haven't you mentioned you would like to try doing more than just mouth stuff with me?" Karl smirks and says, "Bold of you to assume I'm forgiving you so quickly." Digit picks up a much larger dildo off the shelf and says, "I'll grab a second one, so you can punish me." Karl nods his head and thinks about using those items. Sex stuff isn't something he's ever tried before Digit talked him into it a few months ago.

Digit picks up a discrete bag and drops his selections in. Digit pauses for a moment and asks, "If you were wearing this prosthetic penis, would you stop being so shy about your body and consider group sex?" Karl answers honestly, "I don't know." Digit resolves to wear down Karl's resolve.

Karl swings the door closed behind Digit. They pass by a rack of swimsuits and Karl's eye is caught by some friendly blue boardshorts. He picks out his size and stuff it in the bag. Digit giggles and says, "I can't wait to get in the hot tub with you."

They make it up to their small room. It's just two beds and a table with two chairs. Digit sits on the bed and asks, "Now what?" Karl taps on his comm and says, "Let's all have dinner and then go swimming in that pool." Everyone in their group gets a ping on their comm inviting them to dinner.

The dining hall is nice. A large buffet lines one side and everyone piles the too small plates with food. There are too many good options for just one trip. Jasmine pushes two tables together and remarks, "This is the first time we've all sat down for dinner together." The female leopard looks around at all the omnipets and spots a group of MilPet (Military Pets) dogs on Personal Time Off. Their stylish matching army shirts and shorts make them stand out from everyone else wearing work jumpsuits, casual clothes, or nothing at all.

Ding the fruit bat sets down his plate of cantaloupe and pineapple cubes and exclaims, "Digit! This is the first time I've ever seen you wear clothes." Digit says, "I'll have to be extra careful while eating." Tom the Hyena sets down his plate of barbeque meats and says, "Looking pretty cute though." Karl says, "They have a whole room of clothes to borrow while we stay here." Digit leans over to whisper to Ding, "...and a room full of prosthetic cocks." Ding reaches down to clutch his null crotch through his jumpsuit and smiles.

It's a nice enough dinner as everyone chats and relaxes. Karl kind of wishes they served alcohol but makes due with a soda. The Milpet dogs off to the side, give a few smiles and winks to their group from across the room. Ding asks the obvious question, "Which ones of us are they flirting with?" Jasmine says, "Just the females in our group. Milpets are programmed to be rigidly heterosexual. Otherwise they would be aiming for each other's tail holes instead of at the targets. Poppy says, "Fine by me. I call dibs on the Corgi." Jasmine says, "German Shepherd." Wendy the Dingo says, "Yellow Labrador." Ding says, "I call the big one with floppy ears." Jasmine says, "The Mastiff? Were you even paying attention to what I said?" Ding says, "I can pretend to be a female for one night." Digit says, "So can I, but I don't want to be slutting it up when Karl and I have already made plans for later." Jasmine says, "Let's invite them to the pool to get a better look at them under those uniforms." Everyone nods in agreement.

Karl and Digit head back to their room to change into their swimsuits. Digit throws his outfit on the bed and says, "Didn't take that long to find an excuse to take it off." Karl puts on his board shorts and pokes at his wasteport just above the waist of his shorts. Having his port exposed by being shirtless makes Karl feel uneasy.

Karl looks at his comm and says, "I should use the restroom." Digit says, "Me too." They make their way to their floor's restroom. There isn't much privacy, as Omnipets shower on one side of the room and go about their personal hygiene routines on the other. Digit sits down on a toilet next to the wasteport station. Karl overcomes his reluctance to perform his unnatural body function setup with an audience.

The tip of the hose goes deep into the port with a click and beep. The noises it makes are masked over the busy room. Karl just stares at the tiled wall waiting for it to be over. Digit quickly performs his business without any shame and stands up. Karl hangs the hose back up and lets the refreshed feeling wash over him.

They quickly make their way down to the pool. Everyone else has already just thrown their clothes and comms on the pool chairs. The dogs wear only their dog tags as they splash around naked in the pool.

The evening sun feels nice on Karl's fur as he tries to remember the last time he went to a pool. A dalmatian swims up to the side of the pool and looks up at Digit's slit hopefully. The dalmatian says, "Nice spots." Digit spreads his legs and says, "You too." Digit grabs Karl's arm and leads him over to the stairs.

Jasmine is already in a corner of the pool kissing and hugging the German Shepherd. The dog's red rocket peaks out of his sheath to poke her. Wendy and the yellow labrador splash each other playfully. Poppy sits in a pool chair with the smaller naked Corgi sitting in her naked lap. The corgi regails her with a story of a dangerous mission. She strokes his belly teasingly as she listens. His hefty balls are quite the sight. Ding rides the Mastiff's back and laughs as they make laps around in the pool together.

The cool water feels nice on Karl's paws as he steps down into it. The water laps at his chest fur and Karl feels at ease now that his wasteport is hidden from everyone's view. Digit sinks below the surface and swims around to check out what's going on underwater. He quickly comes back up in front of Karl and says, "The pool is about to become a fuck fest."

The dalmatian hugs his arms around Digit from behind and rubs his finger against the gila monster's slit. The dalmatian looks at Karl and asks, "You don't mind if I finger your girlfriend a little, do you?" Karl says, "Only if you let me finger you right back." The dalmatian releases Digit and says, "Woah there. I'm just trying to have some fun." Digit says, "Sounds like fun to me. Your pink little pucker looked so tight when I passed by it underwater." The Dalmatian continues to back away and says, "And I plan to keep it that way." Digit and Karl snicker to themselves about the painfully heterosexual Milpet dogs. The dalmatian walks away to try his luck with someone else.

Digit wraps his arms around Karl's neck and asks, "Am I your girlfriend?" Karl hugs Digit and answers, "You know nothing can really come of us." Digit says, "We can call this our vacation fling." Karl answers, "Sure."

The festivities begin as Jasmine sits up on the edge of the pool and lets the german shepherd nose around in her crotch. Ding pulls up one of the Mastiff's floppy ears and whispers into it. The mastiff makes his way over to sit beside Jasmine. The big dumb dog spreads his legs and lets Ding search around in the big wet mess of fur until he finds the sheath. Jasmine leans over to say, "You know that bat isn't a female, right?" The mastiff responds in his deep voice, "Well, she ain't got a penis." Jasmine rolls her eyes at the impenetrable logic.

The corgi hops off Poppy's lap and says, "You and me, right now?" Poppy can't help but agree with the cute dog and says, "Okay. Put down a towel and we can join the fun." The corgi practically runs to the stack of towels and unfurls one on the ground beside the action. Poppy takes the Corgi's hand and he lays her on her back. His nose dives between her legs to warm up the pussycat's pussy.

Wendy says to the Lab, "Might as well, if everyone else is." The lab shows his muscles as he carries the dingo up the pool stairs in his arms like a princess. They swing by the stack of towels and make their own love nest beside Poppy.

Calvin the rabbit and Tom the Hyena make their way beside Digit and Karl. They look over to see the Dalmation trying to get a little action from their female deer co-worker. She relents and joins the party. The wolf she is roommates with swims over and says, "Delilah, sure is easy, when there is peer pressure." Tom says, "Hey Conrad, did you have plans to get busy with her tonight?" Conrad grabs his sheath underwater and says, "I'm sure a small fry like him will be a good appetizer for the main course." They watch the Dalmation's delightfully pink anus wink at them as he crawls over her and plants a few kisses on the doe's long neck.

Moans and grunts surround them as the five males casually watch the orgy with the Milpets. Tom asks, "How long do you think this vacation is going to last?" Digit answers, "With the owner dead, it could stretch on for months until the building gets foreclosed." Tom asks, "He's dead?!?" Karl nods and adds, "I saw a shootout before the cameras went out and then a bodybag." Calvin says, "It's going to be such a chore to do another foreclosure auction. I had hoped this company would last." Tom asks, "Your last place went under too?" Calvin nods glumly.

Jasmine lets out a particularly loud moan as she is brought to her first orgasm. The German Shepherd licks his chops as he looks up at her heaving breasts. He runs his hands on her thighs and says, "Now that you're warmed up, let me get out of this pool and continue." The wet dog climbs out of the pool to reveal his impressive red rocket fully erect from his sheath. Jasmine just smiles at it and pulls her legs out of the pool to get on all fours. The German Shepherd wastes no time pulling her leopard tail high and inserting his cock into her dripping pussy from behind.

Ding is inexperienced at giving oral, but the Mastiff still enjoys the warm tongue slobbering over his cock. Poppy has the corgi between her legs pumping away in quite the vanilla missionary position. The little dog lets his tongue hang out as his balls bounce against her. Wendy bounces on the Lab's cock in a cowgirl position. Her pussy stretches with each thrust as the thick knot bumps against it. His hands squeeze her bare breast as he smiles ear to ear.

Digit gets close to Karl and asks, "Which position did you want to try with your prosthetic cock?" Digit slides his hand into the waistband of Karl's boardshorts and massages the null spot. Karl's eyes go from Tom, Calvin, to Conrad. None of them are really paying attention to him since there are much more interesting things happening. Karl feels the familiar pleasurable tingle at the intimate touch and assumes this is what having a boner must be like. Karl finally answers, "I don't know." Calvin says, "I wouldn't mind a little cowgirl. Bouncing on my paws, taking it at my own pace." Tom says, "I wouldn't mind a little cowgirl either. Did you want to join in the ladies fun?"

Conrad just smirks and says, "Do it right next to Wendy and show her up." The spotted hyena and rabbit climb the stairs to reveal their erections. Tom yonks a towel from a stack and flutters it out as he makes a spot to lay down. Wendy the dingo smiles at the hyena as he lays down next to her. The milpet dogs do their best to ignore the rabbit slobbering all over the hyena's cock around buck teeth. Conrad gestures to Digit and Karl to join him at the edge of the pool to watch.

Unlike Karl, the rest of the omnipets don't have any shame about their naked bodies or it's functions. Tom just smiles as his saliva covered cock throbs while the rabbit climbs up to straddle him. The hyena's length makes contact with the rabbit's tailhole and slides in easily enough. Calvin looks down at Tom and says, "I'm ready when you are." Tom nods and the bunny makes true to his word of bouncing on cock.

Karl just watches in fascination at all the fucking going on around him. Usually he would just leave the room when his co-workers started to get frisky in the common areas of the dorms. Ding finally manages to do something right as the large mastiff lets out a growl of pleasure. Ding isn't ready for the large climax. It hits him wrong in the back of the throat and he pulls off the cock in his mouth. The next few shots hit Ding across the muzzle. The dog just smiles down at him as shots coat the brown bat's face in watery dog cum.

The mastiff pants in relief and says, "Thanks. You should go clean up before it dries." Having no consideration for others, Ding dunks himself under the water and rubs at his cum covered face. The mastiff rolls his eyes and gets up from sitting on the edge of the pool. The mastiff looks at his comrades fucking and walks off while rubbing himself with a large towel. Ding finishes diluting the pool with cum and makes his way towards Karl. The bat puts an arm around Karl and Digit's shoulders to watch the orgy. The fur on the bat's face clumps together strangely where the cum didn't come out with only water.

One after another, the milpets reach their climax with their partners. Digit isn't too impressed by the action but graciously keeps his mouth shut. Some of the milpets knot their partners and some don't. The women seem pleased with themselves at getting some action that wasn't the same couple of guys they see every day.

Digit pulls away from Ding's arm around his shoulder and says, "Well that concludes that. Karl, shall we retire to our room?" Karl nods and they make their way to get towels. Digit grabs one and doesn't even unfold it as he quickly wipes himself dry. Digit smiles at Karl and presses the towel to the bear's fur. Karl smiles back as he lets himself get dried.

When they get to their room, Karl takes off his wet swimsuit and hangs it on a hook to dry with the towel. Digit is digging in the bag for the dildo and holds up the strap-on harness. Karl asks, "I've seen it done, but how do I know I'm doing it right?" Digit answers, "By the sounds I'll make."

Karl puts the bands around his legs and pulls them up. Digit tightens the harness excitedly and then connects the smaller black dildo. The strap-on juts into the air in front of Karl as he imagines this is what he would look like if he were made with a real cock. Digit squirts a little bit of lube on his slit and pushes Karl towards the bed. Karl sits down on the edge. Digit presses his mouth to Karl's in a kiss and they let their tongues intermingle for a while.

The gila monster straddles the polar bear's lap and lets the dildo press at his entrance. Karl rubs his hands over the smooth scales as Digit fulfills the fantasy that they could do more than just mouth stuff together. It slips in quickly and they press their bodies together. The thrusting starts slowly and Karl starts to get into it, despite not feeling anything at all.

Digit grips his hands behind Karl's neck and moans as his long tail slaps back and forth between Karl's knees. Karl licks his tongue over the scales on Digit's neck hoping the action adds to the pleasure. Digit's eyes are closed and his moans are louder and less discrete than usual. The experience is fun for Karl and he leans back to lay on the bed. Digit rides Karl with enthusiasm. The little orange gila cock bounces in front of Karl and he can't help but wrap a paw around it.

Digit's eyes open and he says, "Don't. I'm already so close and I want this to last a bit longer." Karl releases the cock and is content to rub his hands on Digit's hips as they bounce on the bed. The moaning and grunting continue on for a while as Karl studies Digit's body. Karl watches his dildo slide in and out of the same hole Digit's cock comes from. He wonders if it's more pleasurable than having separate holes like a mammal.

Karl's question is quickly answered as Digit's moans get higher pitched and cum suddenly erupts from the orange cock. Shots of pearly white cum land on Karl's belly as Digit slows himself down. Digit looks down at the mess and says, "Wow. Not many men can make me cum hands free." A warm feeling washes over Karl's body at the compliment.

Digit leans forward and hugs himself against Karl. They lay together for a few moments basking in the afterglow. Karl finally says, "I should shower your cum off." Digit squeezes the dildo still inside his cloaca and says, "Shower sex sounds fun." Karl asks, "Again already?" Digit answers, "Yes, but this time, use the bigger one if we are putting on a show for others." Digit climbs off Karl and steals the bear's cock. He drops the used dildo in the bag and grabs the larger one to replace it. Karl looks down at the huge cock attached to his crotch and feels a wave of pleasure.

Pulling Karl's hand, Digit leads the bear out into the hall. Confusing emotions fill Karl's head as the dildo points the way ahead. Digit just smiles back and leads them to the bathroom for a second time. Omnipets look at Karl's large strap-on and smile at him as they pass them in the hall.

The group bathroom is busier than earlier. There is no privacy as nude omnipets and dressed omnipets go about grooming. Digit pays them no mind as he leads his boyfriend to the showers at the back. Digit sets the shower temp to warm and pulls Karl close for a kiss. The massaging jets of water are an entirely different experience as their tongues intertwine. Digit turns away from the kiss and lifts his tail. Karl looks around at the few other Omnipets in the shower area.

A badger meets Karl's eye and nods with a smile. Digit says, "Pull my tail and put it in." Karl bends his knees a bit to line the dildo up with the slick hole. Digit presses back as it makes contact. The larger dildo slips in. Digit gasps and says, "You're so big!" Karl asks, "Too big?" Digit answers, "No. Now fuck another load out of me stud." Karl grips the thick tail in front of him and thrust in and out.

Exhibitionism is new to Karl and he can't help but look around at the people watching. The badger at the next showerhead fondles his sheath as he watches. Others turn to watch in half hearted interest as they continue to groom. Karl bashes his crotch into Digit's butt with a confident smirk. Digit grunts, "Oh Karl! Harder!" Karl complies as Digit leans into the wall. The warm water washing over them enhances the experience. Digit grips his orange cock and rhythmically squeezes. It doesn't take long for a second climax to hit Digit.

Barely anything comes out of the gila monster's cock. Karl is lost in the great feeling of the warm water washing over his body and keeps thrusting. Digit manages to reach a third climax and says, "Please! That's enough." Karl slows down as he catches his breath. Digit pushes Karl away so the dildo slides out and says, "If you want more than that, I'm sure there are volunteers." Karl notices Calvin standing next to them watching. The bunny shows his buck teeth in a smile and says, "You do have a cock after all." Karl shakes his hips to wave it in front of him and says, "Now I can wave back when you wave your balls at me."

Digit and Calvin laugh as Karl swings the giant dildo around violently. They laugh harder when it disconnects from the harness to fly across the room. Karl laughs as well when it bounces comically to a stop in the middle of the bathroom floor.