André’s New Neighbors (A Jeeves Prompt; Posted with permission)
André the ferret meets his new neighbors. Which means lots of sex! Written by Jeeves, posted with his permission.
- Wow, it sure has been a while since we’ve been able to have some fun with smut, so I gladly present the new Jeeves story I commissioned! This time, we meet a relatively new fella, André the Ferret, who moves into the same apartment complex as Karl, Alexa, and Martha from the story A Lunchtime Workout>>. Lewd shenanigans ensue! Remember, please follow Jeeves on or , and maybe donate to his . He really is a great dude.
André’s New Neighbors
Before he'd moved into his new apartment, André had simply hoped that he wouldn't have any problems with his neighbours. That in the best possible scenario they would be friendly enough to say hey in the hallways, and at the very least they wouldn't be playing deafening black metal at 3AM or hammering on his walls every time he so much as breathed a little too deeply. Those truly had been the calibre of wishes that the ferret had made regarding his new home, and thus just a couple of days after moving in, he began to realise that maybe, just maybe he needed to re-evaluate things a little.
“Ohhh... ohhhgod, isn't... mnhh... isn't your husband... a-ah, at work?”
André groaned as he stood, trembling with his back to the wall of the corridor just a little way down the hall from his apartment, virtually right outside the door of one of his neighbours. A door that had just so happened to open as he was walking back from the grocery store, to reveal none other than one of the few neighbors he'd already met. A gorgeous thylacine woman named Alexa, who had a husband called Karl, and who now just a minute or so later was on her knees in front of him, with his pants open and his rigid cock pulsing inside her bobbing, slurping muzzle over her sumptuously large, only partially shirt-clad breasts.
“Mmh... mmhhmmm. Hhhahh.”
Alexa nodded and moaned an affirmative around her muzzleful of cock, only to glance up, see the nervous confusion on Andre's face, and giggle as she pulled back from the ferret's cock.
“I thought you might be him coming home early. But you'll do nicely until he does get back.”
She winked and reached up with one hand, the hand not stuffed down the front of the panties which were all she was wearing on her lower half, to grope at André's balls as her head bobbed forward towards his still stiff and throbbing shaft. When she saw continued worry on the ferret's rosy red, light furred cheeks though, she chuckled and instead planted a more gentle kiss on the tip of André’s cock.
“Hey, don't worry. I'm not getting you into some gross marital dispute. The only thing Karl might be even the tiniest bit upset about is that he wasn't here to watch me make you cum for the first time. But once he's tasted you himself... mhh, you do like guys too, right?”
She paused for a moment, raising an eyebrow, and beamed when André's face glowed even hotter and he nodded, coming out as bi to his neighbour far, far faster than he had ever come out to any of his closest and dearest friends back in college.
“Mmmh, he'll be happy to hear that. So yeah, once he's tasted you himself? There won't be a problem. So... don't stress. Don't freak out. Just lean back and enjoy the blowjob, 'kay?”
André's head span. It was a bit late to tell him not to freak out, but even considering that, he still wanted to take the thylacine's advice. Not just because she was hot. Not just because she was kneeling in front of him, lips glistening with saliva and eyes dancing with arousal as throughout everything she was saying her other hand continued to rub inside her underwear. Not even just because he himself was rock hard and horny thanks to his married neighbour's sudden and bold advance. Beyond all that, André wanted to take her advice for one simple reason. Because, even though he barely knew this woman at all, he believed her completely.
“Ohhhgod...”
Her muzzle engulfed his entire shaft once more, and as Alexa began to do things with her tongue that André couldn't even begin to understand, he felt himself rising up onto the tips of his toes and grasping bashfully but helplessly at the back of her head. His enthusiasm only seemed to encourage his neighbour all the more though, and as she bobbed and slurped and suckled greedily upon him, André could hear and even feel her grunts and gasps of pleasure while she touched herself. He could see her eyes rolling back as she revelled in his rapidly twitching cock succumbing to her ministrations, and sure enough when the overwhelmed, embarrassed, but uncontrollably horny ferret gasped in frantic ecstasy...
“Hhahhh, oh fuck! Please, I... I'm gonna cum!!”
...he didn't just feel his body being pushed back all the more firmly against a wall as Alexa fully mashed her face against his crotch, but as his cock lurched, as his balls tightened within the delicate, fondling grasp of the thylacine's fingers and with a gurgling cry he began to pump thick ribbons of cum down his neighbour's throat, he watched her own face contort in bliss. He watched her eyes flutter and roll. He watched the goofiest, most blissful grin spread across the corners of her still greedily suckling muzzle, and he saw, and heard, and felt the moment when Alexa started to shudder and quake as just moments after she'd made him cum, the thylacine's fingers in her panties brought her over the edge too.
Watching Alexa cum as he poured his own essence into her panting, moaning maw made sure that André's own orgasm lasted every bit as long as his body was physically capable of, and then just a little longer still. When he was done though, the ferret sagged back against the wall, and even as his neighbor pulled away from his freshly spent cock, licking her lips and giggling as she stared up at him from where she was kneeling, André didn't have time to succumb to embarrassment or shame or regret. Instead, before he could even begin to think about what had just happened between him and this married neighbour he barely knew, Alexa was rising to her feet in front of him. She was stroking his face with a rather damp hand that it took the ferret only a moment to realise bore the fragrantly scented fingers she had been rubbing her pussy with. And then, after a moment or two of standing face to face, eye to eye...
“That was fun. See you again soon, cutie.”
Alexa winked, leaned forward to bump her nose affectionately against the ferret's own, and gave his cock one last, parting squeeze with her pussy-juice stained paw before turning and strolling, panty-clad hips swaying back into her apartment.
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“She said you were cute, but... mhhh, damn.”
A matter of days later, Andre found himself lying on his own bed, in his own apartment, knees drawn up and spread out to the sides as he stared up at the second figure looming over him. A grinning, panting hyena who was gripping the base of his glistening, freshly lubed up cock, and guiding it to the pucker of the ferret's equally recently lubed up asshole.
It had barely been ten minutes since André had met Karl, his neighbour and Alexa's husband, on the elevator back up to their respective apartments after Karl had entered the building's lobby while André was downstairs getting the mail. Barely ten minutes since they'd stood silently in the elevator together as it began to ascend, only for the hyena to glance over at André, smirk, and casually comment...
“So, my wife gives a fucking amazing blowjob, right?”
After that, everything had been a blur, but André knew that he had been the one to invite Karl into his apartment. It had only been a few days since his encounter with Alexa, but in that time the ferret had thought a lot about what he and the thylacine had shared. Any guilt had faded to be replaced by simple wonder that something so hot and so totally spontaneous had happened to him. Any worry had been replaced by curiosity over whether something like that could possibly happen again. And the more he'd fantasised about it, jerking off way more than normal thinking not just about how good it had felt to cum in Alexa's muzzle, but how hot she had looked and sounded when she came, and how good her fingers had smelled... good enough to make him want to taste the source of that scent himself... the more that Andre had started to actively wonder if maybe, just maybe, he might be able to encourage his neighbours to take more of an interest in him.
Now though, Andre was realising that he didn't even have to try. He didn't need to start trying to drop hints or flirt with his neighbours. They wanted him. They both wanted him. And that made the ferret wonder... was he... hot?? Back in college he'd been with a few others, a couple of one night stands and some slightly longer stretches in relationships that hadn't really gone anywhere beyond a few months of fun. But in that time, he'd never felt like his physical form or sexual prowess had been what got him laid. He'd tried his best, sure. But it had never been anything like this. He'd never made anyone react, or reacted to anyone else, like what was happening to him right now.
“You've jerked off a bunch thinking about her soft lips, right? Wondering if they feel better or worse than if she'd wrapped her big tits around you and squeezed? Or maybe even her pussy. Did you cum your brains out in this bed while you fantasised about fucking my wife, André?”
Karl's voice wasn't threatening or aggressive as he leaned forward over the ferret with a passionate growl. It was layered with intense arousal of his own, and as André felt the other man's cock press against his asshole, he could feel the hyena's hard-on throbbing, and pre-cum drooling out against him beyond the abundant lubrication with which they'd already prepped themselves. Trembling, but with excitement rather than nerves, André nodded up at the panting, horny hyena.
“Yeah. I... I wanna fuck her pussy. I wanna hold her down on the bed and... a-and stare down into her eyes while I watch my cock make her cum even harder than she did last time.”
He gasped in sincere longing, and was immediately rewarded by Karl grinning from ear to ear, and sinking his entire cock into André's ass in one smooth, lube-slicked motion.
“Ohhhhh, she'd love that. Mmhh, fuck. I would too. So do it, André. Fuck my wife with this cock.”
The hyena grabbed Andre's hard-on, and began to pump and squeeze it as his own hips began to twitch, thrusting in and out of the ferret's backside.
“I will. I... I will! Ohhh god. Ohhh fuck, Karl. Hhahh... harder!!”
It had been almost two years since André had last been with a guy, and though on the bi spectrum he'd always thought he leaned a little bit more towards liking ladies, or rather, cis ladies and their pussies, all of a sudden the ferret couldn't believe he'd gone so long without indulging in the unique delights of cock. His long wait was over though, because the hyena growled in joy and gave him what he was asking for without delay. The bed creaked underneath them as Karl started to work his hips harder and faster, and as he knelt over the other man with one hand still wrapped around and squeezing André’s cock, his free hand reached up to rake through the fluffy fur of the ferret's lean belly and chest.
“Ohhh fuck... if you're even half as kinky as you are cute and fuckable, André? Mmhh... ahhh, me and Lexie are gonna have a lot of fun with you.”
Even with the hyena fucking his ass, cock twitching and grinding back and forth against his prostate time and time again, André’s own erection lurched at the suggestion of his kinkiness. Immediately, Karl's eyes widened, then narrowed with devious amusement.
“Oooh, what was that reaction. Someone's been watching porn of something nasty and loving it, huh?”
Karl's hips moved faster and faster still, and Andre's toes splayed out as he lifted his hips off the bed, arching his back as he felt himself being propelled uncontrollably towards climax by the hyena's ever more potent humping.
“What kinda kinky are we talking though? Coz, no offence, but you're gonna have to reach a pretty high bar to beat me and Alexa.”
The hyena took his hand off André's cock as the ferret wailed in excitement at the very suggestion of his neighbours having an even kinkier side. Andre didn't care though. Frankly he was almost glad, because if Karl had kept on fucking him and pumping his hard-on much longer, he probably would have cum before the hyena. Plus, releasing his cock gave Karl all the reason he needed to fully lean forward, and practically lie belly to belly with the other man, rutting him while he panted and snarled, and filled Andre's already reeling mind with all sorts of new and intoxicating information.
“You think me and my wife fooling around with other people is kinky? It's not just you. We've got so many fuck buddies and booty calls. We've lost count of the number of orgies we've been in, but we probably pass by someone on the street that we've fucked randomly at some party in the past every... fuck, I dunno, week or two?”
André moaned in pleasure, but his already flushed face didn't get any brighter, nor did his eyes grow any wider. The hyena picked up on that in an instant though, and his grin grew all the more devilish.
“Orgies and a general lifestyle of hedonistic debauchery don't cut it in terms of kinky for you, huh? Well then... mhhhh, fuck. How about this to blow your mind and your nuts. You wanna know who one of my favourite fucks is, not counting my wife?”
The ferret shuddered in ecstasy not just at the idea of being trusted with an even more kinky secret, but because of the look in Karl's eyes, and the way he spurted a thick rope of pre-cum into André's ass as he kept fucking the other man while letting the dramatic tension build for a few moments. He was trying to tease André, but the ferret could tell that just thinking about whatever kinkiness he was about to mention had the hyena on the brink of orgasm himself.
“Her perfect cunt. Her gorgeous tits. Hhhahh... her big, hot, dripping cock... ohhh fuck, Andre. It's kinky as hell, but I don't care even if it's too wild for you. I fucking love it, and I love her. Mmhh... my sister. My sister's so fucking hot, and fucking her? Watching her scream and squirt and cum her brains out while she screams her brother's name?? It's so... so... aa-ahhhfuck! Ahhh_fuck!!_ That's it! Do it, Andre! Fucking cum!! Cum with me!!”
Just like that, both men were cumming. Cocks spurting. Balls draining. Muzzles wide open, panting, grunting, yelping in ecstasy. While Karl's eyes were locked on the blissed out, overwhelmed expression on Andre's face as the ferret painted their bellies with ropes of cum, Andre's own eyes were glazed and unfocused. He wasn't looking up into the snarling, bliss-wracked face of the hyena any more. He wasn't looking at anything. Instead he was lost inside his own head, and after days and days of picturing himself and Alexa entwined in all sorts of the lewdest and most blissful positions, instead he was fantasising about Karl, locked in the hottest, kinkiest throes of rapture not with his wife, not even with Andre himself, but with a second hyena. Another hyena every bit as hot, every bit as kinky as Karl himself, and who in Andre's mind wasn't screaming Karl's name in the throes of their mutual pleasure, but shrieking, wailing, begging for more pleasure from her very own brother.
*********
“Ohhh... ohhhh, I thought you said he was... h-hhahhh, shy...”
Martha half moaned, half chirped as the passenger pigeon straddled Andre's face, one hand on top of his head and the other groping at one of her heavy, jiggling breasts as she felt the ferret's own paws grabbing and squeezing hard at her thighs, while he held her pussy pinned down against his greedily slurping, feasting maw.
“Mmmh. He was. But y'know? I'm not complaining. Nothing wrong with a man who knows how sexy he can be, so long as he's willing to back it up.”
Lying between Andre's legs, half resting on his thighs with her own large, pillowy tits encircling the ferret's cock, Alexa squeezed at either side of her breasts to more firmly sandwich the ferret's ample hard-on between them. She bowed her head and kissed the already glistening, dribbling tip of his cock, before raising her eyes to the sight of her best friend's jiggling ass rocking back and forth just over Andre's chin, its fur streaked and matted by an increasing abundance of the avian woman's juices and his own saliva.
“Hhhh.. hahhh! Ohhh, he's backing it up, alright. Ohhh my god, that tongue. Fuck, Lex... hhhhnnh... he's gonna make me cum...”
The thylacine giggled as no sooner had Martha exclaimed that rather obvious fact as she writhed and jerked atop the ferret's face, she felt Andre's hard-on lurch between her breasts. Pre-cum spurted forth in several rapid eruptions, drizzling and painting the soft fur of her chest, and Alexa grinned as she leaned forward, kissed the tip of Andre's cock again, and spoke not to the pigeon but the ferret lying beneath the two needy, naked women.
“You want that, don't you? You want to make her cum her brains out, so you'll have two separate apartments full of neighbours horny for you?”
Sure enough the ferret's cock jerked hard once again, more abundant strings of pre-cum shot forth, and as a muffled gurgle escaped Andre's muzzle, Martha let loose a trilling shriek as he seemed to find even more vigour and passion with which to continue eating her out.
“Mmmhh, is it working, Martha? If he makes you cum hard enough now, are you gonna be knocking on his door for booty calls?”
The pigeon cooed in ecstasy, threw back her head as she used both feathered hands to tweak and tug on her nipples, and nodded feverishly. Alexa grinned, but coaxed her friend more directly.
“What was that? I don't think he understood. Tell him what you want, Martha. Tell him what you... what we all want from him.”
Wailing in pleasure, Martha nodded but for a moment seemed incapable of coherent speech. Somehow though she drew in a wheezing, ragged breath, and exclaimed during her next equally strained and bliss-wracked exhale.
“Hmhhhahhhhhhh! Him! I... w-we, we want him!! Another cock to ride! Another friend t-to fuck around with! Ohhhyesss.. more! Fucking yessssss! We just... I just want fucking more! More sex! More orgasms! More reasons to be the kinkiest, sluttiest, sexiest neighbours ever! O-oh!! Oh my fucking... yes!! Lexie, hhh-ahhh... he's... he's sucking my... fuck!! _Fuck! My clit!! Suck it, André!! Fucking... yes!! Yes!!! Ahhhhhgodfuck! I'm cumming! I'm cumming!! Yes! Yes!! Yesssssssssssssssss! _”
The pigeon's pussy began to gush violently as she writhed and spasmed astride the ferret's face. Alexa moaned in bliss and pressed her mouth down around the very tip of Andre's cock as no sooner had Martha started to squirt all over him, his hard-on began to paint the thylacine's tits and face with copious thick, gleaming strands of cum. But in that moment, as blissful as Martha was and as turned on and eager as both she and Alexa were by the ferret's actions and attitude, no-one in that room was as giddy and out of their mind with ecstasy as Andre himself. Not just because he was cumming. Not even because he was cumming with a screaming, squirting, scorchingly hot woman eagerly riding his face as her clitoris throbbed between his pursed lips and against his sweeping, lashing tongue's tip. In that moment, Andre's bliss was at an all time high not solely because of any of what was happening right now, but because of what he knew was sure to come next.
Just a relatively brief while ago he had been a guy so shy and nervous that he'd almost run away from the offer of a casual, spontaneous blowjob. But now he was a veritable stud with not one but two incredibly hot women lavishing him with praise and attention in the form of their own naked and needy bodies. Now he was the kind of guy who had multiple neighbours, girls and a guy, he could go to for sex, or have come to him whenever they wanted. And even with all of that already true, they were still wanting more.
They were still eager, desperate to give him more, and to have him give them more too.
All this sex. All this obscene, glorious debauchery. And still, to Andre's absolute delight, he was convinced that things were going to get even hotter. Even hornier. Even more shameless and carnal.
It was going to be lewd, and kinky, and so goddamn debauched, and the ferret and all his lovers, all his new neighbours were going to love every single fucking minute of it.
By Jeeves