Help Me Lucario! I'm Stuck!

Story by Greenade on SoFurry

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On the website "Poképhiles Anonymous" - a forum dedicated to the discussion, promotion, and celebration of Poképhilia - there exists a very well-known and beloved love story: A story of one of the users,

[

](/u/LucaLov3)@LucaLov3

, desperately in love with her Lucario.

Told across years and years of posts and threads, this is the story of LucaLov3 and Luke: how they went from best friends, to husband and wife - and all the kinkiness in between!

I wanna tell you all how this story came about: The woman in the story, "

[

](/u/LucaLov3)@LucaLov3

", will be in an upcoming chapter of No Pokemon on the Couch. I actually started work on Chapter 4, and introduced her and "Luke" in the story, but I kinda fell in love with them, and wanted to do a little side-story for them and their romance, how they got to be "Married". But then I got to thinking, HOW a trainer might "Marry" a Pokémon, and then that got me to think about this woman, asking other Poképhiles for help. And being an ancient soul of the internet, I figured that there's probably a forum or something that she could ask.

I had a lot of fun with the forum post format, it was a challenge to write that way. the story ended up being mostly in first-person, which I don't write in nearly enough, but had a lot of really fun little details and personality as well. Not sure if I'll do something like it again, but I enjoyed writing this one a lot!

Thanks again for reading! If you have any feedback or critique, be sure to leave a comment, it always helps!


"Luke" the Modest Lucario in

"HELP ME LUCARIO! I'M STUCK!"

The following text is a collection of posts made by the user @LucaLov3 to the website "Poképhiles Anonymous", a forum dedicated to the discussion, promotion, and celebration of Poképhilia - Human-Pokémon relationships. The posts span a period of over two years. Please Enjoy.

LucaLov3 and her Lucario, Luke, have become two of the most recognisable users of Poképhiles Anonymous, and their love story has become renowned across the world of Poképhilia. The purpose of this document is to collate @LucaLov3's posts and threads, in a way that tells that love story, for all you users who don't want to look through 3+ years of posts to get the full picture.

LucaLov3's first post dates back to a debate thread, about 4 months before the bulk of the activity. For interest's sake, we've included it here as well.

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OP: X-RedRocket-X

Thread Title: "Sexiest Male Pokémon Bracket Challenge! Meowscarada VS Lucario"

(LucaLov3's response is reply no. 143, she did not respond anywhere else.)

I can't even believe this vote is so close! All the Lucario-haters are coming out of the woodwork to mass vote for Meowscarada. Can the mods track the votes or something? It HAS to be botted or something! I'm sorry he eliminated Blaziken first round, but that's just the luck of the draw.

Meowscarada WISHES it was Lucario. Sure, they're both bipedal, covered in fur, they both have 'masks', but one is a goofy magician's assistant, and the other looks handsome, like a secret agent!

And I know this has nothing to do with the idea of being the sexiest, but type-wise, Lucario would eat Meowscarada for breakfast! Put them in a ring, Lucario wins every time.

Lucario is sexier, and everyone knows it. Meowscarada wouldn't even be up for debate if its first two matches were against anyone other than Simisage and Cyclizar.

VOTE LUCARIO!

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A few months after that reply, LucaLov3 would just lurk, occasionally responding to polls or adding 'reactions' to other's posts. Eventually, she would start to make more threads and contribute.

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Thread Title: "Tips on Getting a Pokemon's Attention?"

Hey! Long-time lurker, first-time poster here!

I was wondering, if anyone might have any tips? I saw the megathread about it, but I think this situation is a little different to the... usual kind of situation.

So, for background, the Pokémon in question is a Lucario. Let's call him "Luke" [EDIT: Have used a fake name at the suggestion of other users - sometimes I forget the "Anonymous" in Poképhiles Anonymous lol]. I've been Luke's trainer for about 20 years, I grew up with him in my family, and he was my "starter" when we started our Pokémon Journey.

I'm 100% certain I'm a Pokephile. I discovered that on my journey, like most of us did, but I never got to act on it. I think Pokémon are beautiful. They're sexy, smart, strong... They're absolutely everything. And I'm sorry to the sub-section of folk who call Lucario "overrated", but to me, Lucario is the whole package. They're so handsome, they're strong, intelligent, and so expressive, and they have that mystique about them... And so, to me, Luke is the sexiest of them all!

I know, it's a pretty common thing here, there are heaps of stories about girls and guys who fall in love with their first Pokémon, and start humping like nobody's business. But it's honestly not like that???

For one, I have not been able to get Luke to want to mate with me.

Before you all make assumptions - I KNOW he loves me. He's adorable, he gets bashful around me, he holds my hand when we go on a walk, he holds me when I have a bad day at work, or when I cry.

And I know, that all sounds like he's just a good Pokémon, looking after his trainer. But there's more. He kisses me when he thinks I'm asleep, kisses me on the forehead. He snuggles with me all the time. I'm sure he's attracted to me too, he gets hard if I'm ever in a swimsuit, or when I come out of the shower.

But, to be honest, I am a little worried that maybe I'm misreading things. And I know he's sensitive, I don't want to hurt his feelings, and I don't want to put pressure on him to do anything sexual or romantic with me if he doesn't actually want it.

So, that's why I'm asking here - I would love some tips!

How do I get a Pokémon to make the first move?

EDIT: Some users had questions, so I'll answer them here,

@Vulphumper: I did catch other Pokémon on my journey, but to be honest I wasn't a great trainer, I only caught a few other Pokémon, and I only got a handful of badges. After a while, I came home, and the Pokémon I caught all went to good homes, or were returned to the wild. I had a Staravia, a Pachirisu, and a Gloom by the time I decided to come home.

@CherrimBerry: I do like humans too! Call me a basic-bitch, but I have the same obsession with Volkner that half the girls here do. And Grusha, they're cute as hell <3 I'm totally a Grusha-truther, if they're not a Pokephile then I don't know WHO is lol.

@Raynedeerling: I think you're right, but I just can't do it... It would be so awkwarrrrrddddddd! I don't want to put pressure on him either way, that's why I want him to make the first move. (Absolutely LOVE your stuff BTW! Give your Pokémon extra headpats from me!)

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Subject Title: "Luke The Lucario: Update!"

Hey, LucaLov3 here!

Thanks so much again for all the kind words on my last post! So many people had so many great suggestions! I'll get through to a few of them eventually!

Sad to say, I haven't had much progress getting him to make the first move. I tried two suggestions so far, and neither seemed to work.

First one, I used @Puppee's suggestion. I put on a romantic movie, made some popcorn (mixed with his favourite, chopped up Chesto Berries!), and got a big heavy blanket for us to share. I was dropping hints all night too! When the couple got together in the movie, I snuggled up next to him, and said something like "Isn't this romantic?" And he nodded... But then just kept watching the movie. I wrapped an arm around him, and he wrapped an arm around me, but... nothing happened.

The movie ended, he gave a little bow to thank me, then he wandered off hahaha.

Then, I used @Doink's suggestion. I went out to dinner with him. I found a really great Pokémon-friendly restaurant, and we had a romantic little dinner for two, even sat up on the balcony. People were giving us funny looks, I even got Luke to wear a little bow tie and everything, he looked SOOOOO CUTE!

[EDIT: @NanabBoy The restaurant is called Apricornia, in Hearthome City - really good place, you should definitely check it out, they have a menu designed for both humans AND Pokémon to enjoy and share together, it's really cool!]

[EDIT 2: I didn't doxx myself, don't worry hahaha! I'm not a Hearthome native (Or Am I? Muahaha), I had to travel a while to get there, but it was worth it for the experience]

It was a really nice night out for us both. The table was topped with candles; there was someone in the corner playing this traditional Johtoan folk music on some instrument I've never seen before.

I feel like I'm adding a lot of unnecessary details though, because the truth is that the dinner, while lovely, was also just... totally fruitless, in getting him to make the confession. He looked like he had something to tell me the entire time... And at one point, I even asked him "Luke, do you have something you'd like to say?". He got real close to me, leant over the table... And then he just dabbed my mouth with a napkin, because I had sauce on the corner of my lips. Maybe that's a step in the right direction? That he cares enough about me to clean up my mouth? Honestly, it's something that a Dad would do, not a lover.

I even used the part of the suggestion, I ordered a dessert for us to share, this little Pecha Berry, chocolate thing. I asked him to feed me, and he did, but he looked kinda... shy the whole time? I don't know if he liked it or if he was just being polite. It felt nice though, definitely the most like a couple we've felt.

I'm not going to be discouraged though! I can see the way he looks at me sometimes, when he thinks I'm not looking at him. He does these little chores and helps me a lot, without being asked. It's like his love language is Acts of Service, or something like that.

So yeah. That's the update. The last threat went a little viral, but got kinda sidetracked, so I'll ask again: Does anyone have any tips on how to get an emotionally-stubborn Pokémon to admit their feelings?

Thanks so much in advance! ^w^

EDIT: Answering some more questions here!

@Raynedeerling: Hello again! Honestly, I do worry that a little bit, that maybe I'm being too... pushy with it? I think of like, stories about guys trying to get girls to like them, and maybe this is a little like that? But Luke has never once seemed uncomfortable, or like he's just being polite and hoping that I'll stop. He seems to enjoy everything I've been doing here, so I figure I might as well continue.

Though, of course, if he says no, or ever wants me to stop, then that's exactly what I'll do. I guess I'll make a post if it ever gets to that stage.

@LostMyKlefkis: Sometimes it's like that, yeah. I won't lie, I've gotten off to the thought that he'll one day bend me over and just take me, like in a cheesy romance novel or something. But honestly? I just want to wake up and see him lying next to me, in the same bed. And kiss his stupid, blue muzzle hahaha.

@LouCariooo: I mean, other Lucario are definitely hot as fuck, but there's only one Luke. And if this all goes Aspear-shaped on me, I might take you up on that offer LMAOOOOO

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While starting to write her main threads, LucaLov3 started to post more across the site. Most of these are just her replying to other posts across the site, joining in conversations and becoming an active user. We've left most of them out, for relevance’s sake, but the following post to a "Funny Stories" thread, seemed to spark a very different approach from here on, so it's been included here too.

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OP: Skarlett

Subject Title: "Funny Poképhilia Stories Thread"

(LucaLov3's response is reply no. 12)

OMG so many funny stories!

Mine just sounds like a bad porno - I've been trying to get my Lucario to make the first move with me, but I think he might be... broken? LOL

I've been making threads chronicling what I've been trying to do, but it's just not been going very well, to say the least. Yesterday, someone suggested that maybe he just needs to be properly tempted, and that his dick will do the thinking. So, I thought, hey maybe I'll try that lol

I was watching one of @PrissyTris's videos, the one where she's getting her Pokémon to help her try on outfits, and ends up fucking her, and I wondered if something like that might work for Luke.

I asked him to come into my room, and that I needed his help. He followed, of course, and sat on the bed. I tried on some different outfits, changing in the closet each time, coming out wearing something more risky. I put on my old trainer outfit, and he seemed to like it. Then I tried on this slinky dress that I wore to my sister's wedding, and he liked that too, nodding when I asked if it made me look good. Then I asked if it made me look sexy, and he hesitated... but then nodded his head haha.

And then I put on my old high school cheer outfit - and Mew, it made me feel old, it does NOT fit me anymore haha. But it made my cleavage really apparent, and barely covered my butt and everything. His eyes lit the fuck up when I came out in it. I asked if he liked it, he said yes. I asked if it made me look sexy, and he said yes again. And if this were Tris's video, that would have been when he would have bent me over and taken my Poképhilia V-Card.

But obviously that didn't happen.

Where this becomes a really big fail moment (And I'm still cringing at it), I bent over a little to try and show off a little, to try and get a rise out of him, and when I looked back, he was just... Politely looking away. So, I tried doing that thing, you know, pushing my boobs out a bit? And then the fucking top RIPPED. My girls came bouncing out, I accidentally flashed him! (No bra because it was super uncomfortable wearing it AND the old cheerleader top.)

He let out a yelp, and looked away. He walked away and I thought I blew it completely, but then I turned around. He was there, looking away, even covering his eyes with one paw. And he was holding a towel for me, to help me cover myself up. He's such an adorable sweetheart, Arceus, I love him so, so much.

No sex - but I did see, while he was offering me that towel, I did see his dick starting to slip out of the sheath. So, I guess he liked it? I'll count it as a victory hahaha.

Anyway, that's the story! Probably not as funny as some of yours (Definitely not as funny as yours, @Mpffgfg LMAO)

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Subject Title: "Clueless Luke"

Hey, LucaLov3 here!

Wanted to apologise to @Skarlett again, I accidentally hijacked the Funny stories thread. Mods had a chat with me, and just to keep it all contained, I'll be keeping the Luke stories to separate threads from here on in. I know a lot of people are super interested in this saga, but I think we got a bit carried away in that thread.

SO! Onto the update!

Kind of inspired by the reaction to my post in that thread, I wondered if maybe I could have a little more fun with it. Like, using these silly porno plots to try and tease him, to see if there's maybe one that will get Luke to actually break, and fuck me silly.

So, I thought, what's the cheesiest kind of porn cliche there is?

So, I actually made a little video this time: I hope you all enjoy watching my adorable, flustered Lucario!


[Attached to the post, is a video recorded on a Rotom Phone - recorded vertically. The phone has clearly been set up, leaning against something in the living room, with the camera pointing at the couch of a small apartment.

A blonde woman wearing a white tank-top with no bra underneath, and a pair of black leggings, takes a seat on the couch, before placing two boxes of pizza on the coffee table. The Lucario walks into frame, taking a seat next to the woman, just as she snuggles a little closer to him, their thighs touching, as she opens the top of the pizza box, and takes a slice. She appears to have some kind of meat-lovers’ pizza. The Lucario takes a slice of the other pizza, having some kind of sausage pizza.

The woman speaks, with a cheeky look on her face. "Oh wow, that pizza looks so, so good!~"

The Lucario is about to bite into his pizza, but pauses, looking at her with a smile. "Cario!"

With a phoney pout, the woman looks at her pizza. "Look at this! Aww, I should have gotten what you got... There's not enough thick, spicy sausage on my pizza!" She looks down the barrel of the camera knowingly. "I really love extra sausage!~" She raises one leg up, her ankle on the couch, spreading her legs for him, a slight cameltoe in her leggings, clearly meant for the eyes of the Lucario.

She's clearly being coy. And the Pokémon simply cocks his head, looking at her. "Luu?"

"You know, you've got a really nice... sausage too, L-" She pauses mid-sentence.

She's interrupted by her Pokémon, suddenly reaching over to the pizzas. He starts to pick pieces of sausage from his own pizza, dutifully placing them carefully atop her pizza. All the while, the woman stifles a laugh and looks into the camera once again.

"You know... That's not really what I meant..." She mumbles.

The Lucario pauses, and the pieces of sausage in his hand, he gently places atop the slice of pizza that the woman is currently holding. "Luu!" He declares, giving her a smile, before eating his own pizza - which by now has MUCH LESS meat atop it, basically a sad cheese pizza now.

The video ends with a bemused smile on the woman's face, as she simply replies with "...Thanks, bud."]


OMG I wanted to scream into my pillow when it happened, but watching it back now, it's actually really, really funny, so I thought I'd share it with you guys!

EDIT: More questions!

@98Carracostas: Ah, thank you! Though, Luke is definitely the cute one between us IMO.

@Doink: What can I say? He doesn't really watch porn? Maybe I should get him lessons on how to use a computer LOL.

@DELETED-USER: That's kinda weird dude, and honestly, I'd appreciate it if you could delete that. [EDIT: The Mods got him lmao. Thanks Mods!]

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Subject Title: "Clueless Luke #2 Exercising"

Hey, LucaLov3 here!

Wow, you guys went CRAZY for the last post! I had a lot of fun with it, too! And I've been LOVING the suggestions so far! Maybe one of them will even work hahaha ;)

So, onto the post! On the last thread, @BigOddishOllie had a suggestion, kind of on the porno cliche thing, but it also made a lot of sense! Doing some exercise, wearing really skimpy stuff, and showing off my flexibility... I even went out and got some new exercising gear - looks kind of similar to what Battle-Girl trainers He's a fighting-type, so perhaps this kind of approach would have worked on him! See for yourself ;)


[Attached to this post is another video made by LucaLov3, recorded vertically with a Rotom Phone. It's propped up somewhere in the living room of the same apartment as the last video, though this time the footage takes place in the daytime, light coming through a video on the left, over-exposing the video a little bit.

The blonde woman from the previous video has an orange-and-blue exercise uniform on, spandex top covering her swaying breasts and chest, but leaving her belly totally exposed. Nipple-bumps indicate no bra underneath the top either. A pair of short, matching spandex shorts cover her crotch and the top few inches of her thighs, leaving little to the imagination. No underwear either, the woman has allowed the garment to form a cameltoe around her crotch.

She's got a yoga mat unrolled on the carpet, and starts by performatively doing some stretches against a wall, doing a deliberately poor job of stretching her legs.

"Hey, can you give me a hand?" She asks, looking off-camera, before looking down and giving a wink to the camera.

The Lucario comes into the frame, looking a little confused. "Cari?"

"Yeah, I think it's these new exercise clothes, I'm not used to them..." She mumbles. The Lucario looks her up and down - clearly letting his eyes linger on her crotch for a second. he seems to tense up. "I could use a hand with my stretches! I'm thinking about going for a run later!"

"Rio!" He lets out a rather approving grunt at the idea of going for a run, tail wagging rather excitedly at the thought.

"I just... Nggh..." The woman tries to stretch her leg, raising it high, ankle against the wall, spreading her legs and brazenly showing off her cameltoe to the Pokémon mere inches away from her. "Could you help me stretch? You're so much more flexible than me..."

"Lu." He nods his head, and stares at her cameltoe for just a few seconds... But then he looks at her face, and doesn't look back down at her crotch.

But it's obvious that the sight has him flustered - his tail is wagging a little more, and even though he's mostly facing away from the camera, the tip of his red cock can be seen slipping from his sheath whenever he turns a certain way.

She guides his fuzzy paws to her thigh, "Just hold me, let me balance..." She says, just quiet enough for the camera to pick up. She continues the charade for a few seconds, then switches to her other leg. "I'm a bit shakier on this leg, you might need to grab my butt to keep me steady..." She's being bold now.

"C-Cario!" The Pokémon stammers, seeming hesitant.

"It's okay! I trust you, just... just gentle, okay?" She guides his hand to her butt, and he follows that motion. "Nothing weird about it, we're just stretching, right?"

"R-Rio." He nods his head. The hand on her butt holds her firm, but doesn't squeeze any more than he needs to, while she keeps her leg high, and her pussy practically pointing directly at him from the confines of her orange spandex shorts.

"Nggghh... There we go..." She grunts, holding the stretch for just a few more moments, before relaxing her body, and letting her leg come back down. "Okay... Just need to do one more stretch, and I'll need your help for this one, okay?"

The Pokémon turns slightly, now half-erect. Though whether out of obedience, or pride, or some other emotion, he nods his head. "Lu."

The woman gets onto the yoga mat, onto her hands and knees. "Just need to stretch my thighs, and my glutes..." She gives a teasing wink to the camera and stretches her left leg back, practically planking it, completely straight and parallel to the floor. "Don't get shy now..."

"Rio?"

"I need you to get your hand under my thigh." She says. Of course, any kind of fitness expert will know that this is complete Tauros-shit, it's not a stretch, and would barely be helping her in any way. And perhaps Luke knows that, but he does do anyway. "It's okay, hands under, get them close to my butt, if you can..."

"L-Lucar... rio..." He's nervous, cock slipping a little more out, as his two hands come under, less than an inch away from her crotch. His furry hands against the bare flesh of her leg.

"Hehehe! That tickles~" She lets her body shiver a little bit, making Luke grab her a bit tighter, squeezing her leg a little to keep her steady. "Your fur feels really nice~"

"Car." He seems to appreciate the compliment.

"How does my butt look?" she asks, getting bolder still. Luke doesn't answer verbally, so the woman backs up a little, "I mean, my glutes! Am I stretching well? I'm not asking if you like my butt, you perv!"

"L-Luca..." He nods his head at her. His cock throbs a little more.

A few more seconds of this, and they switch legs again. The woman is lifting her right leg, and he's "steadying" her by grabbing it. This time though, she keeps her mouth shut and looks straight ahead.

And, perhaps thinking that his trainer won't notice, he allows himself to look at her ass some more... Staring a little more shamelessly this time around.

At least, he does so until the woman pulls her leg back in. "Okay! That should do it!" She says, lowering her leg.

And the poor Lucario is fully erect.

And before his trainer can turn around, he quickly sits on the couch, blushing slightly, and grabbing a little cushion, trying to "casually" sit with the cushion on his lap, clearly trying to hide his erection.

The woman stands up. "Aaahhhh... Thanks for that~" She says, trying to sound like she's also not incredibly aroused. For a brief moment, she turns her body a little, and the camera sees that there's a very faint wet patch forming in her shorts. "You okay there? I thought we were going for a run!"

Poor Luke has the eyes of a Deerling in the headlights of a truck. "L-Lu... Cario, Lu. Lu." He is clearly trying to sound nonchalant about his 'change of mind', even going so far as to yawn dramatically, as if he's too tired to join her.

"Well, alright then! If you're not feeling it, I'll just go by myself today." She says. A look of guilt flashes across Luke's face. "If you change your mind, you know how to find me!"

She walks out of the frame, and the video ends then and there.]


...And yeah, obviously, not the result I wanted haha :') At least I look cute in the video?

Think I might actually get back into exercise for real though - when I was a trainer, I was the fittest I'd ever been, and I kinda miss that!

I know there's a dedicated forum to put home-made porn and stuff, but would this fit there? I've had some people suggest to put it there instead, but technically, no porn takes place? I dunno - I'll leave it up to the mods!

Until next time!

EDIT: More questions! And thanks again to the Mods for getting rid of some of the more "spirited" replies.

@BigOddishOllie: Yeah, it was definitely worth a shot! Maybe if I had a bit more athletic physique? Times like this make me wish I could understand Poké-Speak; I have no idea what his "type" is - maybe he's not into blondes? Maybe I could get my hair dyed blue and black, to match him?

@Raynedeerling: Hehehe, you and me both! When (Maybe if...) Luke and I get together, I might take you up on your offer ;)

@Greenade: I agree, I mean, looking at it now, he's ogling more than I thought he was at the time... I just wish he'd just... act on the urges that he clearly has! He's just too... nice? I guess?

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Subject Title: "Help Me Lucario! I'm Stuck! (Clueless Luke #3)

Hey, it's ya girl LucaLov3!

Made another video, like the last one. This one is probably a lot sillier, and it's not as long, but I thought it was really cute all the same.

You know those "Help me, Step-bro! I'm stuck!" videos? Well, I thought maybe it'd be funny to do one with a Pokémon instead!

Enjoy :P


[Attached to the post, is another video file. Like the previous two videos, it's filmed vertically, the bottom part of the video seems to capture some kind of table, while the bulk of the frame shows a tiny laundry room, with a washer on the top, and a dryer underneath.

The blonde woman from before steps into the frame, giving a subtle wink to the camera, before walking into the laundry room with a basket full of laundry. She's wearing a loose-fitting, blue T-shirt, and a pair of tight bike shorts. No bra, obviously, and once again, no underwear - deliberately and proudly displaying a prominent cameltoe.

She gets onto her knees in front of the dryer and opens the door. The dryer is relatively large, the woman puts one arm inside, then ducks her head under, then her other arm. In doing so, her ass is raised prominently in the air; she sways her derriere a couple times at the camera, before calling out to Luke.

"N-Ngh... Oh no... H-Help! Help me! Help me, Lucario! I'm stuck!" Her voice is a little muffled, and the echo of the dryer's steel drum garbles her voice a little bit - but it's still coherent.

Rather quickly, Luke arrives on scene, looking alert, possibly even battle-ready. He pauses and looks at the scene in front of him. His trainer's ass pointed at him, while the top part of said trainer is "stuck" inside the dryer.

He sighs, and takes a moment, almost as if admiring her ass. The tip of his cock starts to poke out of his sheath. "Riio?" He almost sounds a little annoyed, but probably mostly surprised that his trainer had managed to do this. "Luu?"

"Ngh! Come on, don't just stand there! One of my socks got caught in the back again, and I tried to get it out, but now I can't get myself out!" She struggles rather performatively for a few moments.

"Cario." He nods his head, and kneels down. The trainer pushes her ass up at him, but he seems to ignore that.

He fits his hand inside, and guides her left arm out. Then he gently, carefully guides her head and right arm out as well, before helping her to her feet.

"Oh... Thanks~" she says, giving him a phony smile.

"Lu-carr." He bows his head politely, and picks up the basket of laundry, and walks away with it, leaving his scantily-clad trainer looking rather high-and-dry in the laundry cupboard. She looks at the camera, then walks over, her palm covering the camera as the video ends.]


I don't think Luke and I are gonna be porn stars anytime soon hahaha!

EDIT: WOW! I'm glad you all really liked this one! I'm glad you all think it's funny - and even though I appreciate the nominations for Video of the Month, give it to one of the couples that ACTUALLY makes good stuff! (My vote is for @VeeFin, never thought I'd enjoy a F-Poke/M-Trainer video as much as that! Vulpix makes such adorable noises!!)

A lot of questions here too, I'll answer the big ones here:

@FuckleShuckle: Hahaha yeah - the dryer is probably a little big for that to have worked LMAO! The ones in our lobby are a bit smaller, but I'd hate to have to explain to a neighbour what I was trying to do if we got caught!

@EricAndBrai: Not sure yet! I'm kind of running out of porno cliches! I don't know if you can tell, but I don't tend to watch a lot of Human-on-Human porn lmao. Open for suggestions, as long as they aren't too awkward. Honestly, this one makes me look kinda stupid, if I were Luke, I'd be wondering why my trainer is such an idiot, all of a sudden!

@SorbetBae: Yes! We did start going exercising after the last one! It's become a thing, doing some stretches, then going for a run - though this time, I let him lead the stretches, and I lead the run. The routes outside of town are great for exercise this time of year!

@Xanthe01134: I think I see what you mean, watching it again. I didn't notice it at the time, but... I dunno, I don't think he looks THAT annoyed, does he? It's definitely not a response like last time, but I think him feeling uncomfortable is a little bit of a stretch? I dunno.

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Subject Title: "Giving Up. (End of the Luke Chronicles)"

Hey.

Probably not the title a lot of you wanted to read but... Yeah, I think it's time for me to pack it in now.

I'm feeling super disappointed by it all, but... honestly? I think it's for the best. I was having a lot of fun with it all, with teasing Luke, and trying to get him to "break", but the last couple videos I made, I just felt kind of... guilty? It felt more like I'm making fun of him more than anything.

I dunno, it just felt like I was one of those annoying Prank-Video makers, you know? Like, Luke never asked to be in them, he didn't consent to being in them. For as progressive as we all try to be on this forum, when it comes to consent and everything, I got a bit caught up in the fun of it all, and caught up with my own love and lust for him. Only thinking about what I wanted, and not what HE wanted.

A few people had left replies, and a few even DM'd me, telling me that I should probably stop. And I'm starting to see that some of the more level-headed folk definitely had a point. But I'm stopping this little "quest" because I think it's starting to make Luke feel really uncomfortable, and I'm really honestly starting to doubt that he feels the same way that I think about him.

And yeah, I saw in the videos, he got hard and everything - but can any of the men here honestly say that they're in total control over what gets them hot-and-bothered? Just because he's hard, it doesn't mean he has feelings for me. Maybe he likes my butt, but that's not the same as wanting me to be his "mate" or his "lover", or whatever.

It's awkward, but I might have to let this go. Of course, he means the absolute world to me! And I'll never, EVER, release him, or abandon him or anything like that. Even if he's not attracted to me, he still means the absolute world to me. I'll just have to love him in a more platonic way, than a romantic way.

So yeah, again - probably not the post most of you wanted to see, but... I gotta throw in the towel. I've been making these posts for three months now, and it's all been for naught.

I'll still stick around though! I'm a Pokephile through-and-through, and I've made some awesome friends on the forum so far, and I'm gonna keep hanging around, contributing where I can. I've got HEAPS of photos of Luke from over the years, prime material for the Cute Pics forum!

See you round! <3

EDIT: A few more folk had questions, so I'll answer them here, again.

@Vulphumper: No-Strings-Attached sounds like a fun thing - and if he ever wants it, you know that I'd be the first to bend over and take that Luca-Knot! But, without sounding condescending or anything, you just don't know him like I know him. He wouldn't do it. And I wouldn't want to make him do anything that he'd hate, or that he'd be uncomfortable with.

@Eevussy: I guess I can tell you about the videos I made, but never uploaded. The first one was that I got myself "stuck" again, this time "accidentally" tying myself up with sticky-tape while wrapping a present. Very hokey, and he didn't seem impressed, or even that turned on, even though I was wearing only my underwear. He just cut the tape and carefully peeled it off me.

The second one, I asked him to help me with the plumbing in the kitchen. (We've actually done that together before, so it wasn't that out-of-the-ordinary). I let myself get wet, soaking my white t-shirt, no bra underneath. My boobs definitely turned him on, but he just stood up and got a towel for me, and then just helped me put the pipe back into place.

Then, I was gonna really go-for-broke, and let him "catch me" masturbating to Lucario Porn. I actually sat down, and was gonna do it tonight. But... I thought about it, and... No, I couldn't do that - that's what a creep would do. It made me realise I'm getting in way over my head, and that if he's not into me, I should probably drop it, before it goes too far.

@SerperiorForce: No, I probably wouldn't. I mean, my apartment is already kinda small, so I couldn't really get another Pokémon even if I wanted to - unless it was a really small one. But Luke is more than enough for me, as a lover AND as a friend :)

...but if you made me choose, Mienshao LOL.

@Raynedeerling: I haven't tried that. And if there's one thing I regret the most out of all of this, it would be that I never just tried the direct approach.

But honestly? Maybe I should. One last-ditch effort. He never approached me, maybe there's a slim chance that he was waiting for ME to confess to him... But I dunno... It would just be so awkward! Even more so now. I don't know if I could do it.

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Subject Title: "Ruined Everything. Need advice. Please."

Please, how can I fix this?!?!

Fuck. Fuck. Arceus-Damn, Fuck. I fucked up, I fucked up so bad, and now Luke can barely look at me.

I need advice, please! How can I apologise to a Pokémon? How can I repair a relationship after fucking it up so bad?

EDIT: Okay... So, I had a little bit of a cry, let myself get emotional to some of your nice replies, and now, I'm thinking a little more clearly about things, and I can say what happened. So many of you were wanting to know what I did, and that you could only help if I explained what happened.

TLDR: Luke caught me masturbating. To Human-Lucario porn.

Fuck, it's exactly what I was going to do before, as I explained in my reply to @Eevussy on my last post, but never went through with it.

But fuck, it happened anyway. On it's own. Totally accidentally.

So, at our apartment, there are no locks on the doors. Not even the bathroom door, the rule is to knock if it's closed. So, there's no lock on the bedroom door.

I came home from work, and I had a terrible day, and I wanted to blow off some steam. One of the people here gifted me a month of PokéFuckerz Premium, and I just wanted to sit down, and let my frustrations out.

I made sure Luke wouldn't interrupt me - he was meditating on the balcony, doing his Aura-exercises like usual, and I went into the bedroom, closed the door, and got my laptop out.

I got on the website, got my vibrator, and just started going to town.

Because I'm a fucking Bidoof, I opened up this Lucario video I found last time, and just... got to work. I was so frustrated from work and my bad day, that I just lost myself in the video.

And because I'm an even bigger Bidoof than I thought, I started imagining myself as the lady in the video. And then I imagined Luke as the Lucario.

I'm not sure if this happened or not, but I might have even like... Said Luke's name. Out loud.

But I wasn't paying attention around me. And maybe I was making too much noise, or had the laptop volume up too high or something. [EDIT: @LouCariooo suggested that maybe he might have even seen my unhappy aura - definitely a possibility.]

I wasn't paying attention while I was masturbating. And then the door opened behind me, and I didn't see it. I must have had my eyes closed, trying to get off or something. My back was to the door, meaning that he absolutely saw the video playing. He called out to me, and I nearly jumped out of my skin.

It was so fucking awkward. I just looked at him, and he looked at me. All while the fucking laptop was making these noises from the video, this woman screaming for the Lucario to fuck her harder and deeper. My aura must have been a fucking disaster at that point; I've never felt so much shame in my life.

He just closed the door slowly.

That would have been mortifying enough, but that was a week ago.

He hasn't even made eye contact with me since then. He's been avoiding me.

We haven't been exercising together. We haven't had a movie night, or sat down to watch the Gym Battle Streams. We cook together, that hasn't changed, but he doesn't look at me when we cook.

I've tried to talk to him about it a couple times, but every time, he just gives me this look, and what I want to say just dies in my throat, and I can't speak. I just have no idea what to do.

I feel like he hates me now. And I know I'm being extreme, and that he probably doesn't hate me, but I just feel absolutely awful.

Fuck.

I just love him so much, I don't care if he doesn't love me back, I just can't bear the thought of him hating me. The thought that I'd hurt him somehow, I just cannot stomach it.

That's why I'm making this post. I need to make things right.

Does anyone have any ideas about what I could do or say? I just want him to look at me like he used to. Before I started this stupid quest or whatever.

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Subject Title: "IT HAPPENED!!!"

Holy Arceus. I can't believe it.

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!

For everyone who had been following my threads over the last couple months, this is pretty much what everyone's been waiting for!! No joke, it really happened, and I'm so fucking happy right now!

First, I want to just thank everyone who commented on the last thread, for advice and things I could do to get Luke to stop "hating me" - but actually, none of it ended up being necessary.

The day after I made that thread, I was prepared to go through another day of being ignored by Luke. I went to work, ended up working a little later (I usually get out of it, but with the unpleasantness at home, I'd been working the extra overtime). But when I came home, it was like I couldn't even recognise my apartment.

The lights were off, all the candles were out, lit and set up all around the kitchenette and living room. Flower petals covered the floors. (We don't have any houseplants; I have no idea where he got the petals!) I honestly thought someone was pranking me at first, or that I accidentally went into the wrong apartment.

But then I saw him standing there, by the kitchen. He had on his little bow tie and vest that I sometimes have him wear if we're ever going to an event, and he looked so fucking handsome oh Arceus. He gestured to the couch, and he had my dress laid out on the couch, the dress I wore when we went on the dinner date to Apricornia.

I was on autopilot; I had no idea how to react. I told him that I needed a shower, I had just finished work, and he nodded. He led me to the bathroom, and he ran me a bath. He actually ran me a fucking bath. He was treating me better that evening than any boyfriend I'd ever had in my life.

If there's any doubt that Pokémon have their own romantic agenda, or that they can't understand human romance, then just tell them this story hahaha.

Like the gentleman he is, he closed the door behind him, letting me undress and take the bath. I never felt more loved in my life, then when I sat in that warm, perfect water.

And the whole time, I heard outside the sounds of him cooking. He was going unbelievably above and beyond. I even heard him try to start the stereo a couple times - but I guess he couldn't that old thing going properly hahaha.

I got out, dried off, then got into the dress [Edit: It's a gorgeous dress, with a blue and black colour scheme - I got it so that we would match whenever we went out somewhere nice together. I got it from a boutique in Veilstone]. I even put a little make-up on, wanting to match the amount of effort he'd put in for me.

When I came out, he was waiting for me. The food was plated up; he had poured me a glass of wine.

He took my hand, and looked into my eyes.

He kissed me. On the lips.

I wasn't the one to initiate it, he kissed me!

I wasn't expecting it at first, his was passionate, but I didn't kiss back right away, I was stunned. He pulled his head back, looked a little confused, and I just went crazy. I kissed him deep, as passionately as I could.

Arms around each other, we just went absolutely nuts. We kissed, he pushed me slightly, and I accidentally bumped the kitchen counter, my elbow knocked over one of the candles, and set fire to the roll of paper towels we keep on the bench.

It swiftly put an end to the impromptu make-out hahahaha!

Probably for the best though, getting that under control got us to calm down enough, we actually got to eat dinner (I don't know if we'd have made it that far if we weren't distracted by the fire!)

He made me some pasta - nothing super fancy of course, but it's a dish that we make together all the time, that he figured out how to make himself. It was delicious - though, the taste didn't matter, we just talked and looked at each other. It was like we were teenagers on a first date.

I apologised to him. I told him what I'd been doing, and that I was trying to get him to make the first move. He seemed to understand - honestly, I think he knew what I was doing... But he's such a polite gentleman of a Pokémon, he was too shy to act on his feelings.

I guess it's the same thing I was going through? I couldn't bring myself to say anything, because I was so scared that he'd say no... I didn't stop to think that he might be going through the same thing.

We finished dinner. We had some dessert, sharing a bowl of ice cream. Feeding each other, because we're corny, lovey-dovey lovebirds.

Then, I took his hand, and I told him that I wanted him. That I wanted him to fuck me. To breed me like he's always wanted to.

His eyes lit up. We started kissing. Somehow, we found our way to bed, I took off my dress, his cock slipped out of his sheath. He started touching me, my leg, my hips. I guided his hands to my breasts, and we kissed some more.

I'm getting flustered just typing it all out, honestly!

We made love that night, and it was absolutely everything that I wanted!

He was so tender, but so passionate. So ravenous, but so attentive to my needs. We practically skipped any and all foreplay, both too worked up, we just needed release.

We made love, missionary position, kissing the entire time he bucked into me. It's the best sex I've ever had, and it's not even fucking close. No human I've ever let bed me has ever felt as good as Luke did inside me. The shape of his cock, it's like my body was made for it!

No knotting, sadly - our first time, he didn't want to hurt me. He's quite "gifted" (or perhaps all Lucario have big cocks? Hahaha) so it's probably for the best. Something to look forward to!

He got me off twice before he finished. A huge load too, if it were possible, I'd be certain that he'd knocked me up.

We fell asleep in each other's arms. We'd been sharing a bed for a while now, but this is the first time it was so intimate.

I actually made myself cry just then, typing it all out. I just love him so much, and now that he loves me, it feels like we can just... be together forever. For the rest of time. I love him so fucking much. Words can't describe how happy I am right now!

I will never go back!

I'm so proud to be a Pokephile!

Friends, thank you all so much! I don't know if I'd have ever taken the plunge if not for all the incredible comments of support here!

So yeah... TLDR - Luke and I are now officially "A Thing"!

EDIT: Answering some more questions!

@ReturnOfDoink: Good to see you back! And thanks so much! Honestly, I don't really have any idea where we'll go from here. I guess the plan is that we'll play it by ear? I mean, I still have to go to work tomorrow - life goes on and all that. (Though, if it means a whole day with him, maybe I could call in sick!)

@Raynedeerling: Hahaha, thank you! And hey, looks like it DID happen! Might have to take you up on that offer from before, huh? ;)

And honestly? If he'd be okay with it, then I'd love to make some videos with him! The teasing ones were fun to make, maybe I could re-make them, but this time they'll end how they're supposed to LOL

@CrobatmanFan: Thanks! And thankfully, I'm not too worried about that. We're Sinnohan, so it's all legal and everything - sure, there's gonna be people who'll hate us, but I don't want to think about them. I'm just gonna focus on me and Luke, and providing the best life for ourselves.

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Following this post, there would be a three-month period of time, where LucaLov3 wouldn't create any new threads. Instead, she took a more passive role in the Poképhiles Anonymous community, replying to other threads, joining in discussions, or occasionally participating in debates - in particular, anything to do with Lucario VS other breeds of Pokémon.

She also often posted selfies and photographs of herself and Luca to the various SFW boards. These included intimate pictures of themselves together during movie nights, or out on their daily run. Even a group of photos of the pair together at Hau'oli City in the Alola region.

At one time, she was a moderator of the forum, but had to give up the position after her work hours changed.

Eventually though, LucaLov3 would start to post content in the NSFW forums, though the content was rather amateurish in nature.

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Subject Title: "All Fours with Luke"

Oh Mew, I can't believe I'm doing this! I never, EVER thought I'd upload an actual NSFW video of me and Luke together! We made this video last night, and it came out kind of good?

It's been a while since the last post! Some of you have kept up-to-date with me and Luke's various activities - I've even met a couple of you as well! And Luke had a great time meeting you and your Pokémon, too - I think it really helped him, learning that there was a whole network of trainers who get intimate with their Pokémon. He can be a little... sheltered at times, so for him to meet other Pokémon like him, it really meant a lot, I think.

But yeah, I've been talking to some people here, and I've certainly been enjoying the content being posted here hehehe!

Maybe I've gotten bolder, or maybe I'm just getting too horny, but I thought it'd be fun to show you all what we've been up to! And to show all the Lucario-Overrated crowd out there just why he won the Sexiest Male Pokémon bracket earlier in the year!

And for everyone out there, don't worry - I made sure it was okay with Luke before I uploaded it! He's actually sitting with me now as I type this! He says hello, by the way!

Enjoy our video~ ^w^


[Another video uploaded, of the blonde woman and her Lucario, though in stark contrast to the others, this one is immediate with its porn.

The video begins, with the woman holding the camera up to her face, using the front-facing camera. The video begins with pretty much her face and the top of her chest in view - but it's clear that she's naked, and being shunted against the bed by the Pokémon, barely visible behind her at this angle.

"Nnngh... Haah!... F-Fuck..."

"Car... Rio... Lu..."

They're moaning and groaning, fucking together on the bedding, her on all-fours, while Luke reams her from behind. With a shaky hand, she raises the camera up, pointing down at a low-angle, showcasing off a much better picture of the action.

The camera shows the Pokémon behind her, both of his fuzzy, furred hands gripping her hips, while he fucks his cock in and out of her, grunting as he does so. He's focussed on her, only barely glancing with his eyes at the camera - but then he smirks, almost knowingly.

The camera holds there, capturing the lewd fucking for a few seconds longer - the camera work is rather shaky from the action. She brings the camera back down, and blows a kiss into the lens, and that's where the video ends.]


EDIT: More comments, as usual!

@GoGoGogoat: Ah I should have clarified! The meet-ups were just platonic. Nothing too kinky happened, the most was just showing each other the various photos we'd taken of our activities. Mostly just to network, kind of like a girls' lunch, and to let our Pokémon hang out too!

@ReturnOfDoink: I've gotten so many comments, from this thread, and from the other video-threads I made - the vertical videos really piss a lot of people off! I'll try to remember to hold it horizontally next time!

@CherrimBerry: He actually DID knot me! I just didn't record long enough to catch him doing it hahaha. I'm used to the sensation now, it hurt a lot at first, but Luke is gentle, and now it's one of our favourite things to do! I love how my abdomen swells when he fills me up, it's so fucking hot!

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Subject Title: "Help Me Lucario! I'm Stuck!" (For real, this time!)

Heyaaaaa~

So many of you loved the video I uploaded last week, even though it was only about 15 seconds long. Thanks again for all the great comments - I read them all to Luke, and he got really flustered, especially all the ones calling him handsome!

We both really enjoyed making the video, and so we thought we'd make another one - though this time, it's a little more planned out than the one before. I even act a little in this one, and I got Luke to act a little too - so you're not allowed to be mean to him! :P Some of you might even recognise the concept of the video from a previous attempt!

I hope you all enjoy! <3


[Another video is attached to the post. Taking advice from other comments, this video is filmed horizontally, with the camera sitting in some kind of tripod or cradle. It's the same laundry room as before, but with a much better angle to capture the action. The right of the frame is taken up by the dryer from before.

The blonde woman, carrying an empty laundry basket, enters the frame. She's wearing a white tank-top made of very thin material, leaving little to the imagination. She's also wearing her orange and blue spandex shorts from before, from the "stretching" video. A prominent cameltoe bulge is visible between her legs, even before she even kneels down to the level of the dryer.

To the very left of the frame, for just a few frames, a blue tail can be seen just at the edge of the doorframe. Luke is clearly waiting just off-screen...

She opens the machine and begins to unload the clothes, letting out a cheerful little hum. Soon, the laundry basket is full, but then she frowns and looks into the drum of the dryer. "Ugh, goddamn it, my panties are caught again..." She says, clearly overacting and glancing at the camera, very unprofessionally. She reaches in, apparently unable to free the supposedly-stuck pair of underwear, and so she ducks her head inside and crawls halfway into the machine - her head, chest, and arms inside, with her knees on the ground outside. Her ass is very prominent, practically presenting to the open doorway.

She bangs on the inside of the dryer drum a few times. "H-Hey! Hey, I'm stuck! Ungh... Ah! Shit, I can't get out!" To her credit, compared to the first attempt at this video, she's putting in a lot more effort to make it seem real, but she's definitely no award-winning actress.

That's when she cries out the phrase that would become the common meme across the Poképhiles Anonymous forum.

"Help me, Lucario! I'm stuck!"

It's spoken in a high-pitched, slightly-panicked voice, though it's very clear that she's only acting. It's a very endearing tone, almost so-bad-it's-good in its campy, porn-speak tone.

There's a beat, and soon, Luke walks through. He looks concerned for his trainer. "L-Lu! Cario!" He exclaims - looking at the camera as well, accidentally breaking the fourth wall.

"Nnngh! Luke! I got my shoulders stuck... I need you to pull me out, Luke!" Her echoey voice is drenched with reverb thanks to the steel drum surrounding her head. It's almost difficult to hear her clearly.

"Cario?!" He asks, as if asking if she's sure. All while visibly ogling her ass in those tight, scanty shorts.

"Yes, I'm sure! Just... Grab my hips, and pull me out!" She demands, almost petulantly. Two large, grey, spiked paws rest on her butt, gently grabbing and squeezing, groping his trainer's butt briefly. "Come on, cut it out and pull!"

"L-Luca." He nods. His two hands grip her hips, and he pulls...

And in a totally-not-scripted way, which is totally and completely believable (to anyone without eyes, at least). His hands slip. His paws slip down from her hips to her butt, and in his pulling motion he - rather clumsily - yanks her spandex shorts to her ankles, revealing her bare ass and her plump pussy.

"L-LUKE! Holy MEW! What are you doing!?" She squeals into the drum. She kicks her legs a little, in such a way that it makes her ass jiggle a little.

Luke approaches her again, cock quickly slipping from his sheath, hardening. "Cario..." He lets out a quiet groan, and slaps her butt with his hand.

"LUKE!" She squeals again, as the Pokémon begins to grope her butt, squeezing and slapping rather shamelessly. "A-Are you gonna get me out of here? Or are you just gonna perv at me?"

He answers her with another playful slap to her butt, eliciting another squeal from the trainer.

"Cario-oh-oh..." He seems to chuckle as he positions himself behind her, lecherously looking at her lovely backside. He lines his cock up with her pussy and starts to rub the tapered, red tip of his cock against his trainer's sex. Precum smearing against her labia, making her pussy glisten in the frankly terrible lighting of the cramped laundry.

The woman performatively struggles to get out of the dryer. "Hey! Don't you dare! Bad Lucario!" She scolds, moments before he grabs her butt with one paw, and uses his other paw to guide his cock, pushing in with ease.

"Luuuuu..." He groans, glancing at the camera again, looking very self-satisfied.

"Uuggghhh... Oh Arceus... L-Luke..." The woman moans too, from inside the drum. "You're lucky I love your thick Lucario-cock! Otherwise, I'd be especially pissed off with you, you... perv!"

Her comment is rewarded with another slap to her butt. Honestly, he's not putting much effort into the spanking... Perhaps he doesn't like the idea of hurting his trainer, even in a sexual way.

Though his spanking is half-hearted, his fucking is more than making up for it. He's fucking her passionately, quickly working himself up to a steady, powerful rhythm. He's not being rough with her, but he's fucking her with force behind his thrusts, so much so that the dryer rocks back and forth a little each time.

"Haah! Haaah! Aah! L-Luke!"

"Lu... Car... Rio..."

They continue fucking like that for nearly three whole minutes, uninterrupted. The footage is very plain, but the pair definitely have incredible chemistry together, so much love and care, and so much passion and power - that much is evident even with the woman's face obscured inside of the dryer.

But being unexperienced "filmmakers", they're fucking like they're on a tight schedule. And soon, even though Lucario are known for their stamina, the woman is wanting to wrap things up for the video.

"Fuck... Fuck! Knot me, Luke! Do it! Knot my puss- AAHH!"

He obliges in an instant. Slamming his cock against her, and then grinding that knot in. It slips in rather easily, a great feat for the relatively inexperienced pair; it takes a lot of practice to take a knot Luke's size - they must have been fucking like this almost every day!

And like all Pokémon of his Ilk, his knot is the most sensitive part, and being squeezed by his trainer's pussy is enough to draw his orgasm out. It's like a trigger for him. His knot swells larger and moments later, he's blasting his cum deep into her body.

"CARIOOOOO!!" He howls brazenly, grinding his cock a little inside her, his paws gripping her ass like he's holding on for dear life.

"OH FUCK!! LUKE!" She cries out, shivering and shaking, clearly hitting a climax of her own - though the angle of the camera, and being half-inside a dryer, makes it hard to tell what’s visually happening.

A few moments later, and they're both coming down from their orgasm, Luke panting heavily, mouth agape, drooling over his trainer's back. His trainer is panting too, slumping into the dryer a little bit as she does so.

Of course, being knotted means remaining in one place for 15-20 minutes, so thankfully LucaLov3 has done a little editing to the video. There's a cross-dissolve transition, clearly cutting out most of the boring part.

When the video dissolves to the new section, there's actually a bundle of towels underneath the woman's belly now, clearly to make it more comfortable for her, so the drum of the dryer isn't digging into her belly so much. There's also a subtle shake to Luke's legs as well, in a half-hunched position so his trainer can be more comfortable, as his hands rest on her butt, spreading her cheeks to make it easier to pull his knot out.

"It's smaller again..." The woman says, her voice muffled by the drum, again. "Try again, I think it will come out this time."

"Luu?" He sounds unsure.

"No, don't worry, I know you won't hurt me."

With trepidation, he tugs. The knot has a little give, but doesn't come out right away.

The trainer encourages him, "Come on! Pull harder! I can take it!"

"Luu!" With a grunt, he tugs a bit harder, pushing against her ass at the same time... And then, with a wet slurp and pop, the red, bulbous knot of his cock slips free of his trainer's gaping pussy.

"Ooooh... Oh, Mew... There we go..." A flood of white cum leaks out, splattering all over the floor between her legs, some of it running down her thighs. "Hahaha... Shit, we should have put some towels down!"

Wanting to be helpful, Luke takes a towel from the laundry hamper and starts to mop the cum up, the cum that's still leaking from his trainer's used pussy.

"How about you get me out of here first, Luke?"

The use of the word "Luke" seems to jolt him a little. "Luu." In a moment, his demeanour changes entirely. He's not so helpful anymore, he seems a lot more... braggadocious, and slipping his hands into the drum of the dryer as well, he "helps" her out, arm by arm, until he guides her back out.

Getting onto her knees in front of him, the trainer looks up at Luke with a smile. "Thanks for helping me out of there, Luke~" She gives his cock a quick kiss, and stands up. "I'd have given you a reward but..." She gestures down at her cum-leaking sex.

"Cario." Luke chuckles.

"Well, you already got one!"

She gives him a kiss on the muzzle - he kisses back for a brief moment - before she walks towards the camera. Her hand half-covers the lens before the video cuts of right there.]


EDIT: Oh Mew, you guys have been going nuts for this one! Thanks so much for the feedback, and for the tips! Heah, I had to do a thing to convert the video to a lower quality so the file size wasn't too big for the forum, but I hope it still came out good! And again, you guys have heaps more questions!

@AlmightyFeebas: Actually, yeah. When I was a trainer, I was nearly gonna sign up as a Battle-Girl-class trainer, but the way I ended up building my team, it didn't officially happen. Luke was the only one on my team who qualified for that kind of class, so I never officially made it - but I still kept the uniform from the sign-up day! If you recognise the outfit, maybe we've even battled, back in the day! (You probably won lol)

@98Carracostas: What, is my butt not good enough for you?! :P Haha, thanks for the compliment, my face not being visible throughout the fun is just a result of the video concept, I guess. Maybe I'll make a sequel, get a camera inside the dryer too, so that people can see the faces I make. Luke seems to think I make funny faces when I cum, I'll have to get you guys to judge me there!

@Eeveeveevee: Good catch! Actually, Luke isn't his nickname. I guess it's like a stage name? Ages ago, I made a post here, where I used his real name, but I didn't wanna doxx myself, so I've been calling him Luke on the forum. But because of that, I had to call him "Luke" in the videos too, because I didn't wanna have to learn how to edit the names out LOL. But I agree, that point, when I call him Luke again, it's like he started acting again. Arceus, he's so fucking cuuuuuute! LOL

@Blanket: Nope, it was all planned. Yeah, we're not good enough actors to make it seem more real? I just hope it's still hot anyway. (Me and Luke watched it a lot before we uploaded it hehehe)

EDIT 2: AAAAHHHHH!! Thanks so much!!! Video of the month! That's absolutely crazy, thank you all so, so, so much! I actually uploaded the full-quality version of the video to my PokéFuckerz account! The link is in my profile if you wanna watch it!~

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_The "Help Me, Lucario" video was one of the only porn videos she'd upload directly to the forums. At the advice of some of the members, she started uploading directly to PokéFuckerz instead, as they had a much better video player and could handle videos of higher quality. _

In fact, the first video that LucaLov3 uploaded to her channel, named LifeWithLuke, was the "Help Me, Lucario" video, in the original video quality. She'd make posts in the Videos forum, but in the form of links to her PokéFuckerz profile.

For about a year, things would continue in a similar fashion. LucaLov3 would keep contributing more, posting replies, nestling deeper into the community, posting more videos and replies. Most were SFW, but she'd still post NSFW content fairly regularly as well, mostly in the form of photos.

14 months after her post, celebrating her "official" relationship with Luke, things took a very wholesome turn, stemming from a reply to an existing, hotly-contested thread.

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OP: CptPokephile

Subject Title: "Serious: Should Pokémon-Human Marriage be Legalised?"

(LucaLov3's response is reply no. 294)

I'm definitely on the "Should be Legal" team, but I just wanna add - it's cool that the people who disagree seem to be so level-headed, and are presenting actual good arguments for it!

And it's like, I get it from the perspective of the family unit. Pokémon and Humans are incompatible, and if marriage is supposed to be the beginning of a family, that's something that Pokephile-Couples will sadly never be able to have.

But I see it more like... Marriage is a commitment, to the person you love most in the absolute world. But what if it's a person and a Pokémon? Sure, I know there are people who do Pokémon Mating Rituals, which are like, the equivalent of a marriage for some Pokémon - but not all Pokémon are like that.

There's a whole gamut of Poképhiles here - some are fuckbuddies with their Pokémon, some are just really thirsty for Pokémon cock or pussy, and some people are fully in love with a Pokémon.

I'm definitely in that last category, and Mew, if I could, I'd absolutely marry my Lucario. If for no other reason than I get to put him in that adorable vest again!

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Subject Title: "Fun Pokémon-Human Wedding Ideas!"

Hey hey~ Just thought it would be a bit of fun! To come up with different wedding ideas for a Pokémon-Human wedding!

I've seen occasional threads pop up here, of people getting "married" to their Pokémon, and I wanna know, does anyone have any experience with it? I wanna know more about it!

Was there a proposal, or did y'all just decide to get "married"?

Did you have a traditional human-style ceremony? Did you do a Pokémon courtship ritual? A mix of both?

Did you have a reception, or a party? Or a honeymoon?

Did you have family and friends present? How do you tell your Mom and Dad that you're marrying a Pokémon?

Is there a way to make it official, or is it just like a symbolic thing?

Would love to hear from anyone with experience in this, I wanna know about all of it!~

Thanks!

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Subject Title: "The Next Step"

Hello!

Big, big news from Luke and I! I know I have a tendency to ramble, so I'll just show you all!


[Attached to the post is a single photo.

It's a close up of two hands - a woman's hand, and the black, furred hand of a Lucario.

And on the ring finger of each hand, is a matching gold ring.]


WE DID IT!! Oh Arceus, I'm so, so fucking happy right now, you have no idea! I'm having trouble finding the words, I'm just so, so excited!

LUKE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

There are some folks I want to thank!

@Raynedeerling: Thanks for all the advice and lovely messages over the last few months! Your encouragement meant this could happen! And I hope I'll see you front row at the wedding! ;)

@KaylaGurl: Thanks so much for the recommendation for the jeweller! The rings came out absolutely gorgeous!

@SerperiorForce: Thanks so much for helping me set up the Unown server! I'm totally clueless with programs like Unown, you've been a big help!

Of course, a huge thanks to all the members of Luke's Love Gym server! You guys are the best!

And how could I forget... All my fellow Lucario-lovers on Poképhiles Anonymous! If it weren't for you all, I don't think I'd have ever joined this server, and my life would have never taken such an awesome, drastic turn!

Love you all! (But not as much as I love Luke hahahaha!)

Edit: More questions!

@KaylaGurl: Oh yeah, he was great! He made us feel so warm and comforted while we were there, (And his Mawile was just the cutest!) We had to get custom rings because Luke's paw has thick fingers, so it was tricky getting one that fit. We nearly went with a tail-ring for Luke, but we went for the traditional finger-rings instead - makes it feel more real!

@Nayyte: Aww thanks! And as much as I'd love for you and everyone on the forums to attend, it's turning out to be a little more expensive than we thought hahaha! Even if it's not an "officially recognised" wedding, it's still expensive, so I can't have too many people there.

All the wedding plans are taking place on the Luke's Love Gym server. I'm only inviting folk who've joined the server, and who've been friends for a while, but you're welcome to join! [EDIT 2: The server invite is down right now, a couple bad-actors snuck in (probably Meowscarada fans LOL), so we're keeping a lid on things until the wedding.]

@Kellycario: OMG! That's so awesome! Congratulations, I bet you make such a cute couple! You have no idea how happy I am to hear that our story encouraged you to talk things out with your Lucario! There's really no Pokémon like Lucario, I'm so happy for you!

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@LucaLov3's posts would slow down considerably throughout this period of time. She'd still make replies, and post occasional SFW photos, and the occasional wedding update, but most of the wedding planning was kept confined to her Unown server. In the meantime, she would continue posting her and Luke's homemade porn to her PokéFuckerz account, linking them to the forum every time.

It would be another twelve months before the big update that the server had been waiting for. Though, @LucaLov3 wouldn't actually be the first person to post about it! Various users of the forum made posts, chronicling their adventure, their journey to Sinnoh, to the wedding of @LucaLov3, and her beloved Lucario, Luke.

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Subject Title: "Introducing... Mr and Mrs LucaLov3!"

It's ya girl!

It finally happened, the big day! Me and Luke are Married! <3 (Though, not legally, of course LOL. One day, when it's legalised, we'll be first in line at the registry!)

I've seen that a few of my new friends had posted their experiences, so I don't need to go too in depth about it all, so I'll just give you all a quick rundown, for the Poképhiles who missed it!

The wedding itself, we couldn't have asked for a better day. We had the ceremony at this little estate just outside of Floaroma Town, in the middle of this orchid. It's actually a really common "normal" wedding venue, but the lady who owns the estate was more than happy to have us there. She's not a Pokephile, but thought it was really cute, and could not have been more helpful!

We ended up planning the wedding to be a very traditional, human-style wedding. As much as we'd have loved to incorporate traditional Lucario courtship rituals and things like that, there's actually very little information about them! (It seems weird, but I guess because Lucario are quite rare in the wild, there's not much chance to study them?) And in any case, Luke has never really been "wild", he's practically grown up human, with me, so it made sense to go down that road.

Though, I did try to match him a bit. I had my white dress, of course, but I had my good friend @CraftyScrafty make some alterations to it, giving it blue and cream-coloured trimming, like the colours of a Lucario, and I had my make-up done up almost to match the mask-like markings of a Lucario's head. And the veil was coloured a dark grey, so when it was lifted, it looked like the aura-sense appendages on the back of Luke's head.

It was a quick ceremony, we had a musician play a song (Thanks again, @ReturnOfDoink!) I walked down the aisle towards Luke - he was all dressed up in a gorgeous tuxedo, and the way he looked at me, I felt like the most beautiful woman in the world.

We said our vows (Well, I said mine, and he got @LitLeon to read his for him!), we said "I Do", and we kissed, in the middle of a field of gorgeous flowers, and a bunch of our friends!

It feels so surreal to say that Luke is my husband now, but he is! And I'm his wife. I love him more than anything else in this world, and it meant so, so much to me, that we could show our love to all our friends.

And even some of my family! I had to be really careful of course, but my older sister, and my little brother were there! My sister was a bridesmaid, and my brother was the MC for the reception! They're not Poképhiles, but they're allies. I can't say the same for Mom and Dad though; my parents weren't there, sadly. They don't know about me and Luke, and it's honestly for the best that they don't.

The reception was at the estate as well, they've got this function room on-site, even with on-site catering and everything! It was really cool, we had some great food, some great drinks, (@Greenade couldn't make it, but he paid for the bar for us! Some of you got HAMMERED hahaha!) and some great dancing.

Heard some great speeches too. I cried at every single one, especially the speeches by @Raynedeerling and @Eeveeveevee. I just felt so loved the whole day!

And the cake! Unfortunately, our baker fell through last-minute, but @SerperiorForce came in clutch and got something teleported in from Kalos! And it was absolutely gorgeous, he even 3d-printed a little Lucario and Me to top the cake!

We had the dance, Luke and I slow-danced to the song "Nights in Black Satin" by Gracie Deia - We got a lot of funny looks when it came on, it's not quite what you'd expect for a first-dance song, but we picked it because we'd sing it all the time when we were on our journey. It was so sweet, I really got lucky with such a loving, tender Pokémon!

It was such a fun night, I got to meet so many of you for the first time, got to meet so many like-minded individuals and their Pokémon! I woke up the next morning with a splitting hangover, and my best friend - and now HUSBAND!!! - by my side.

Ah, gosh! I'm just so, so happy!

To celebrate, I've attached a few photos, taken by our forum's very own @LouCariooo (Seriously, if you need a photographer, give Lou a call, these came out SO GOOD!)

Hope you all enjoy them!


[Attached to the post are 10 images.

The first depicts both the blonde-haired trainer, standing opposite Luke, at the altar, holding hands, looking into each other's eyes lovingly. Wearing a wedding dress, and a tuxedo respectively.

The second depicts their first kiss as husband and wife, practically having thrown themselves at each other, giving each other a deep, passionate kiss.

The third is a small photo of the wedding party. LucaLov3 and Luke in the centre, flanked by a few other guests either side, as well as three Pokémon - an Umbreon, a Servine, and a Pachirisu.

The fourth is a large group photo. Men, women, Pokémon all dolled up in fancy clothes, dresses, tuxedos and more, surrounding a very happy bride and groom.

The fifth is a candid shot of the bride and groom, embracing in front of a sprawling, colourful field of flowers, with the evening sun shining perfectly behind them.

The sixth is a shot of the wedding party seated at the reception, all happily raising their glasses of champagne.

The seventh is a photo of the woman and her Lucario at the wedding cake, both playfully pushing cake into each other's mouths, smearing each other with the cake, laughing.

The eighth is a candid shot of the dance floor, all the guests circling the Lucario and his human bride as they tenderly slow dance in the middle of the crowd.

The ninth photo is an action shot, just after the woman had thrown the bouquet. Behind her, a group of women are trying to catch it, though the hand that caught it belongs to a Lopunny.

And the tenth photo is a simple shot of LucaLov3 and Luke, sitting at the bridal table, lovingly looking into each other's eyes. They're both clearly exhausted from the day, but they look unbelievably happy.]


Thanks again to everyone who came along. It was a perfect day, and a perfect night! And honestly, if all Pokephile weddings are this fun, then I better get an invitation to the next lucky pair on the forums who get hitched!

We love you all!

[EDIT: Join the "Luke's Love Gym" Unown server to see the rest! These are just the best ones!]

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Subject Title: "The Wedding Night"

Hey hey!~

I didn't want to include this with the other photos on the post I made on the SFW side of the forums, but I know that our kinkiness definitely led to meeting so many of you as well, so just to be a tease, I thought I'd share this one last photo here, separately.

Enjoy!


_[A single photo is attached to the post, a selfie. _

It shows the blonde woman, wearing her modified bridal veil, and presumably nothing else. The photo only shows her face and a little bit of her chest.

It also shows Luke, though only a very specific section of his body. His belly, his thighs, and of course, his crotch. And his red, thick cock is out of his sheath, sitting above his large, fuzzy, blue balls. His cock is covered in lipstick rings, and there are even kiss marks on his balls.

The trainer has the cock against her face, holding it by the knot with one hand, while her other hand holds the camera. Her makeup is running, she has a lust-drunk expression on her face, and her face is splattered with thick ropes of white Lucario cum, and the occasional strand of blue ball-fur.

And there's a single caption at the bottom of the image;

"Just Married".]


[EDIT: Yes, being married makes the sex SO MUCH BETTER!]

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The End!