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| (Author's Note: I swear one of these days I'm going to do a post with no nudity whatsoever. To quote Aragorn, "But it is not this day." In my defense, it IS a story about a dildo... )

"Ask me what?" Muz-Ra said as they walked the path back to the secret entrance to Dragon's Reach.

"He wants to know if you have any other secrets you can share?"

Muz-Ra laughed heartily. "Liked it that much eh?"

"Like I'd sent him into space." | |

| "You once thought that was disgusting you know, Uber."

"It is disgusting. But he likes it and that makes all the difference. So? How about it? Any other 'suggestions' for our love making?"

"Well, if you really want to blow his mind, and your own for that matter, you should meet Black Beauty!"

"Black Beauty?"

"It's what I call it. The Jarl thinks it's too much, and I think I agree. It's hard to explain, but after we're done with the Jarl, I'll show it to you." | |

| (...later)

"So, what do you think?" Muz-Ra asked Ubergard, who was still quivering slightly in a pool of her own making.

"Red... (huff) That thing is... (huff)... I haven't got the words!"

"I know. I don't use it much anymore. I'm afraid it might get addictive. I mean, as much as I love the Jarl, that thing could take his place every night and I might be hard-pressed to regret it. Even the Jarl says so."

"I... Mmmmm! (huff)... It's like nothing I've ever experienced before."

"Me neither. I was feeling kinky one day and tried to wear it inside. I could barely get out of my room. I had to take it out."

"I always thought I had self-control, Red. But that thing... It's Orgasm in a Bottle!" | |

| "Thanks for staying with me. At first I thought you were just wanted to watch me... you know. But now..."

"Yeah, it really shouldn't be used alone. A girl might never be seen again! But no problem. I could easily be a lesbian I think, if I just didn't like men so much."

"Well, thanks anyway."

"If it's too much for you, maybe it's best you not show it to K'rris. Men haven't got our control you know." | |

| "What do you do with it on the Jarl?"

"Just about anything works. Up the bum is the obvious choice, but he came when I just rubbed his balls with it! But the best... mind if I get technical?"

"Of course not Red! You just saw me orgasm for 30 minutes straight all over myself!"

"Well, one night I put it inside... in the back... and had the Jarl take my pussy."

The giant Argonian's eyes went wide. "Oh my god! And he felt it too!"

"Uber, it was the most powerful thing either of us had ever experienced. After he came the first time, he didn't even begin to go soft. We fucked for two hours straight. I was so wet he didn't even get sore. But it was after that I put it away. It was too much, but it bound us together sexually like nothing else could." | |

| "I want it. Just for one night. I've got to try that."

"Just... be careful, and explain to K'rris about it. I think there's something magical about it. I know you can handle it, but the Jarl's pretty old and experienced in things. K'rris isn't. Even just feeling it through your body, it might be too much for him."

"I will," Ubergard agreed. "But... Oh what a night we'll have!"

"You will. I envy you. That night with the Jarl when I did that... It will definitely be unforgettable. But, take my advice. Only do it one night." | |

| The next day, Ubergard came back to meet Muz-Ra at the secret entrance.

"So?"

Ubergard handed Black Beauty over.

"Oh Red. No. Take it back. I can't control myself with that." | |

| "Is K'rris okay?"

"I think I may have sprained him a little. Nothing serious. But I lost it last night. I was all over him with every bit of strength I had Red. He went down on me and I practically drowned him, and I rode him till the sun came up. If he has a drop left in him, I'd be surprised. But I swear he'd love to give it to me again if he could anyway!" | |

| "I'm sorry, Uber. I tried to warn you though."

"Sorry!? Don't be sorry Red. That was a night we can never forget. But only one, or I'll break him. Or he'll break me. I felt like I was just going to melt into a puddle all over him."

Muz-Ra put Black Beauty away, not missing the fact that Ubergard's eyes followed it till it was out of sight. "Well, give him my best wishes for a speedy recovery!"

"I will. And I'll let him stay on top till he gets better." | |

| "Oh! Any problems with the wedding? Will he be okay for that?"

"I don't know Red. I really rode him hard. He's getting better, and I'm sure he'll be fine soon, but..."

"Mmm. I better tell the Jarl. Don't worry about it though. Tell K'rris he doesn't have to wear the kilt and he doesn't have to be the best man. We'll get someone else. Maybe H."

"Thanks Red. I'd better get back though. He's sleeping now but I should look after him. He... needs a lot of liquids." | |

| The Jarl took the news better than expected. "Actually, I'm a little bit glad of it. I think I have someone else in mind that I really owe it to. But I understand what he must have felt. In my younger years, I'd have probably done that too under that thing's power. I'll send him a get-well gift. But he'll still be at the wedding, right?"

"Yes. Probably sitting down, but he'll be there."

"Good. I want him to know there's no hard feelings between us."

"So, who are you thinking?"

"Does the best man have to be a man?" the Jarl asked.

"Her?!" Muz-Ra managed to squeal while the Jarl lowered his back massage. | |

| "She's been by my side for years, Red. She deserves it."

"And... really... you've never fucked?"

"Never. I would tell you if we had. I don't think she likes men. But I'm not sure she likes women either for that matter. She seems to be... nonsexual."

"She likes you, that's for sure."

"She's been the most loyal person I've ever known, Red."

"How does she look in a kilt?" | |

| "Oh? You wouldn't have her wear one of your bridesmaid outfits?"

"I think she'd look better in the kilt. And I think she'd appreciate it more."

"I think you're right about that. Now, how about you ride me till the sun comes up?"

"I might strain your legs!"

"Promise?" the Jarl asked, rolling over as she lowered herself over his face.

"Mmmm!" she moaned as the obscene licking sounds grew more moist. "I'll drown you Jarlmeister!" | |